>Be Australian
>Shit internet
>Aboriginals
>Either hot or really hot all the time
>MFW despite all this, I'm never gonna get shot at by a nigger or an angsty white kid in a highschool
>>76510354
hows your thread going m8?
Pretty fucking welll
Its doing lovely, thank you
It's fucking cold right now mate. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>76510354
you will get mauled by an emu instead m9
>>76510354
What's that 'seam' that runs between your arsehole and scrote called?
So you won't get shot by that kid because you are in Australia, and not because you are over 18 and definitely still not in highschool.
>>76510354
75% of Australia is abo
I'd rather get shot than hear "G'day" 24/7
>>76512764
golly gee! how do you do?
>>76510354
>feels bat man
>tfw NBN
>Never seen an abo where I live
>Seasonal weather, never overly hot
They call us the lucky country for a reason m8
>>76512861
>He isn't greeted with a cheek g'day mate howzit goin when he nips up the servo
Why live?
>>76512625
Ya Gucci
>>76513217
11°?
Why is it so cold there?
>>76510354
If Europe goes to shit, is it worth moving to Australia? I'm Scottish.
>>76512520
>10 degrees
>cold
>>76510725
It's doing better than your country.
