Mainly for the Brits here.
Its hot it makes your scrotal sac sweaty, you get home from work and you need to shower again.
Why do we pretend we like hot weather? Its like we have to say "oh yes lovely boiling weather isn't it grand" Its not, it is fucking awful.
Only normies like it.
>>76506676
Liking hot weather is a meme. Winter/early spring are the best times of years.
>>76506676
Who cares? You're probably the type to complain about winter being too cold.
>>76506676
If you weren't overweight and used talc you wouldn't get sweaty balls, senpai
>>76506852
I'm skinny as fuck and talc gives you bollock cancer.
spring is the only pleasant part of the year desu.
>>76506911
>being this paranoid about cancer
Faggot
>>76506676
Hot weather is perfect when you are not working and you can lay on the beach.
The biggest problem with english weather is that it's raining everyday, that's why english come to Spain, Greece or Italy.
>>76506911
That's women, the talc gets into the overies and stays there.
Nothing is getting stuck in you urethra, talc is fine
>>76507299
Our heat is different to yours, it is muggy and makes the air thick.
At least in Spain you lads can breath on hot days.
England doesn't have hit weather, you faggots think anything above 20°C is hot
I have no idea how you guys came over here and thought it was comfy to wear full suits in our weather. Good God.
>>76507542
Mate it's fucking 23 degrees here and I couldn't even sleep last night I've been awake all day
Autumn>Spring>Winter>Summer desu
Live in the deep south of the USA during summer. Trust me you won't like your "hot" weather when you finally see what real hot weather feels like. Especially on those days when its 98 degrees Fahrenheit and the humidity is over 90%. At that point literally standing outside for 5mins will make you pour sweat. It fucking sucks, i know
>>76506676
Hot weather is nice for a few weeks a year. I could never live some place that doesn't have seasons.
>>76507542
grey skies and a light drizzle = bliss m8
>>76507542
This. 85F (30C) is when it starts getting cool here in Texas.
Protip: central air-conditioning
>>76506852
he uses talc... lol
Enjoy your cancer you Victorian aged faggot.
Yeah I hate it when it's hot, I'd much rather live in a desolate tundra like alaska than somewhere like Spain. Sunny weather makes me feel depressed, give me cold and dark any day. It's much comfier.
>>76506676
*Sips tea in agreement*
>>76507542
And you cumstains don't know the definition of humidity
>>76507630
You are just not used to it right now. Imagine that suddenly it's 0 degrees. You would suffer 10 times more than if you were in winter and it was -10 degrees.
>>76507730
You are an obvious proxy faggot who listens to garbage right radio stations and thinks Russia is great or something to be proud of.
>>76506676
It's pretty cool that on days where I wouldn't even break a sweat, you cunts are getting heatstroke.
>>76507730
you are just like your old soviet union, entirely no class m8
>>76507816
I live in a clay soil area, I know all about humidity
>>76507867
how do you cunts do it, I'm thinking of immigrating to Straya
>>76507867
Yeah well at least we aren't australian
>>76506676
Because it's so rare in your country?
>>76507630
You should spend a summer in Australia you get 4 straight months of about 30°C plus every day, it's awesome
>>76507867
mate you are the decendant of a brit most likely....we would adapt to your climate within a month
I demand that the sun be binned, it is much too hot and I've heard that it's as dangerous as nuclear power.
>tfw have hayfever
>Couldn't enjoy Spring/Summer even if I tried
Utter suffering
>>76507995
Straya is leading in skin cancer
>>76507995
And that still doesn't outweigh the fact that you have to deal with Australians
>>76507953
We're not softcocks, that's it.
Kids are only kept inside at school when it's over 40 degrees.
>>76507962
>implying that's a bad thing
>>76508059
When all the others are leading in human cancer, who cares?
>>76508059
That's because faggots don't know how to use sun cream, or refuse too
>>76506676
It's ball soup.
It's the humidity. It's a fucking shitburger.
>TFW you live in the midwest surrounded by corn
This place is ridiculous. In the morning its cold and you need a jacket but not 2 hours later you are sweating your balls off and dying of an average of 80% humidity.
This is an all too commonly used word in Britistan.
>>76508209
I stopped off in Nebraksa once on a hot day in August and literally flattened myself like dog onto a stone bench in the shade while waiting for everybody else to get back into the car so we could start the air conditioning up or at least go fast with the windows open.
It was unexpectedly brutal.
>>76508122
are you legally allowed to wear shorts in your workplace
>>76508370
It's fucking miserable some days. I am glad I work nights but sometimes those fuckers leave the damn A/C off to save money.
>>76508209
I know that feel.
>>76506676
Highland Scot checking in here. Anything higher than 10c is inhumane. Fuck the Sun.
>>76508474
Yeah, in most places.
Half the jobs have shorts in the uniform, as an alternative to pants.
You'll rarely see a tradie in pants, unless it's winter and even then it's not guaranteed.
Seeing some faggot kid get arrested by a cop in shorts is fucking ace.
Summer rain is best rain though, Its like walking out into a hot shower. Only it smells like piss and shish kebob.
I've been enjoying it during the day because it's just comfy going around in shorts and t shirt, but fuuuuuuuuuuuuck trying to sleep at night.
How accurate is this?
Fuck the heat desu.
When the storm finally breaks on a hot and humid day I'm like one of those cartoon villains spurring it on and laughing.
>>76508649
Well that's all well and swell then, I shall be applying for my visa soon
>live in rural Scotland
>midges have finally decided to show themselves cause the weather was so lovely
Fuck summer.
>>76508762
Pretty much spot on.
Its 23degs here, I just hoovered up the creepy long leg spiders and now am sitting down feeling clammy.
>>76507920
underrated bants desu
>>76506676
>can't feel clean
>it's toooo hot waaahh waaah waahhh its too-oo..oo hot waaaah
Where do all these hot women come from though?
Hot women everywhere in gym wear.
>>76508762
We rarely get 0 degree days in most places, but we can handle the cold pretty fucking well when it does.
Ski trips up to mount Bulla and the like are nice, some cunts even wear their shorts.
It's a matter of not being a softcock.
>>76508999
>Where do all these hot women come from though?
>Hot women everywhere in gym wear.
Any excuse to parade themselves, the dirty floozies.
My hayfever is awful lads
>>76509259
It's true. As soon as the weather turns, all the chads and stacies toss their clothes off and start the mating dances.
>>76508999
>tfw you've got shades on and act like they don't know you're looking
>but they know
>>76509403
Scruton takes issue with the dancing witnessed in the nation’s clubs and pubs, in which participants “jerk on to the floor in obedience to the puppet master at the desk”
>>76506676
I hate hot weather.
I have to take my daily walk at night now that it's so hot.
I might move to Alaska.
Heat isn't all that bad
*licks paw*
>>76506718
This.
Also degenerates.
>Such nice weather let's go to the beach and get semi naked the whole day and then do drugs at the closest club and suck some dicks for drinks.
>Hey, I got another idea! Let's sleep under the soon until we look like niggers!
>>76509332
Same lad, I want Autumn to hurry up I never get to enjoy summer to the full
>>76509514
Well, if they're not going to go to church or the ho-down anymore, then I guess it's not so bad if they're out for a run, or playing sports, or doing something else appropriate for the state of dress.
I almost had thoughts inappropriate for my age last time I chanced to walk by a field of young women playing soccer in skirts.
>dem thighs
We Brits will try anything to cool off.
https://twitter.com/PCJoePC/status/740228278691201024
>>76508909
the horror. you goys get swarmed up there.
We cant handle the heat
Its to fucking hot
I need to find my air conditioner tube
>>76506676
>ac sweaty, you get home from work and you need to shower again.
>Why do we pretend we like hot weather? Its like
It's nice for a day or two, but I agree 30c+ temperature is awful after a few days.
>>76506911
>>76506779
>Not Autumn
>>76511358
Spring is okay. Winter is good. Autumn is best. Summer is shit. It's literal Jew season.
>>76506676
humidity is the real killer
dry heat is great, but when it's humid it's terrible
unfortunately we only ever get humid heat
>>76511707
Why is autumn so good? We get plagues of larvaes in autumn. They can leave you blind or cause severe burns with their acid or whatever they spit.
Winter is best. It kills all the pesky insects.
Im welsh, anything above -2 and im sweating. I wear t-shirts year round. Even on that odd day where it snows in february
>>76511721
Here we get quite a lot of vomitive days with 24-25 ºC, sky completely covered with thin clouds so that you can still feel the sun, and almost total humidity. The balls are never dry.
I'd take 30ºC of dry heat anytime over that shit.
Still, can't complain considering how horrendously hot it gets in most of spain.
>>76507681
It gets humid here and can stop you sleeping but can confirm thr south is hell. Went to st louis a few years ago to six flags and the city. Was great but holy shit i was sweating more than a catholic priest in an orphanage
>>76512015
In fall the insects like crickets get really loud and irritating, but otherwise it's beautiful clear skies and trees turning colors. And then you just piss your pants all day long knowing it's about to be winter snow funtimes.
>it's an autist with no friends feels resentment towards everyone else having fun in the sun episode
>>76506676
I wish there was a place that was eternally like autumn. Brisk, sometimes breezy and windy but never too hot or too cold, edges on the cold side.
There are places of eternal heat, eternal cold, eternal rain... where is eternal autumn?
>>76507542
Because in Australia you get a dry heat, so you can still breath.
Hot weather in Britain usually makes it like being in a sauna because the air is so humid.
>>76512708
follow autumn around the world moving from nation to nation, like a nomad.
that's the only way I can see to do it.
>>76511358
>Not spring and autumn
>>76512811
But you can't enjoy it unless it only comes once a year. Just like a horrible heat wave a few times a year or a horrible freeze a few times a year gets the need for it out of your system.
>>76512952
I could happily follow spring round the world, if I ever get rich enough to retire early it is what I'd like to do.
>>76506676
The only people who like shit rainy boring english weather are shut in failures that browse r9k and haven't ever met a girl or smelt fresh air
>>76513034
If I get rich enough, I'd rather go to the moon and then be like, "holy shit, I'm on the moon."
>>76513072
what if I like both?
>>76512301
>St. Louis
>the south
You don't even know what hell is.
>>76513072
People are like plants, some like hot sunny sites others don't.
>>76513345
Maybe not i did start in the midwest in omaha and that was bad as well but omaha was awesome. Fuck the "fly over state" mentality. Midwest america is real america not the east coast or LA
>>76513072
>boring
How is some rain more boring than shit sweaty weather?
>>76513485
You do know I meant "hell" as in temperature, right?
St. Louis is hardly "the south", as far as weather goes.
>>76506676
My parents used to vacation in Britain every winter. They had a wood burning stove on their broads cruiser. It was great but the Brits thought they were crazy.
>>76513758
Which state has the worst climate in the US? Louisiana or something?
>tfw you can't wear a jumper and all your 'Summer' clothes make you look chav.
Should i wear bright green sunglasses and a boba fett cap? My fashion sense goes from 7-9/10 to 1-3/10 in summer.
>can't stand this heat much longer...
>>76512301
>i was sweating more than a catholic priest in an orphanage
kek
>>76513485
Thank you.
Have you been to Indianapolis?
>>76514112
trainers, jeans and a t-shirt innit? not that hard.
>>76507542
British =/= English anon, hes talking about the whole islands
>>76506676
>Implying YOU know what hot weather is...
>>76514090
Louisiana is just wet, the most thunderstorms outside the PacNW. That probably keeps it cool, I don't remember it being particularly hot when I lived there a year.
Arizona can get hot but it's a dry heat, Texas can get hot and humid (35C+/95%), Oklahoma can get pretty hot too, it's had heat waves to 45C or so, but I don't really know much about the "deep south" other than Florida is California-tier about getting neither too hot nor too cold.
>>76514430
>jeans
And kill my sperm count?> fuck that.
Make Britain Winter Again.
>>76507630
Same. Had my driving test a 9 this morning as well so had to be up at 6. Got four hours sleep Monday night and 2 1/2 last night. Needless to say I fucked it and failed.
>>76506676
I hate it, give me 5 C all year round and I'd be happy.
My big 18 inch fan is on all year round, can't sleep without it.
When it gets to May I just keep my blackout curtains closed all day until it gets to about October.
>>76514746
I only wear khakis.
Feels good.
Haven't worn jeans since I've been allowed to choose my own clothing.
>>76514746
joggers then lad
Hot weather is for niggers. This is an undeniable fact. Cold climate = industry, philosophy, medicine, general civilisation. Warm climate = mudhuts and savages
You are literally a shitskin if you like hot weather.
>>76515122
One of my (((high school teachers))) literally got his Ph.D on that topic, and he wasn't the only (((person))) to suggest such a thing.
I think there's some truth to it, all the same.
>>76507630
It averages 20F in the winter here and averages 100-105 F in the summer with some days going as high as 115F.
You're just a pussy.
>>76513758
It felt like hell. I imagine it may get worse further south.
>>76513758
It felt like hell. I imagine it may get worse further south. >>76514334
No unfortunately. Hopefully going to omaha again next year and pheonix. Looking forward to more medium rare nebraskan steak, shooting slugs from a 12 gauge again and camping under the stars in the desert.
>>76506676
>mfw Northern European heritage
>mfw family moved out to Southern California
During the summer I usually get sun burned every other day.
>>76506676
>shower
>leaving the house
You forgot where you are anon. The only problem with hot weather is that the PC overheats and we can't post in /trump/ threads, and on /pol/ in general.
Heat is good for you,friend, visit our islands for a nice hot weather and lovely beaches.Now only on 199.99 euros a day.
>tfw one month remaining until July
>tfw I live in a city
>tfw I will need to face over 40C everyday for 1 month straight
>tfw I have no AC
Kill me already.
>>76506676
Agreed, but it's now raining.
Bye summer, you were fun while you lasted.
>>76515473
If you look at the Old World where humans evolved it's pretty clear.
>>76516226
>no AC
>>76509957
>imagine being this much of a shut-in
Hot weather doesn't automatically equate to clubs and degeneracy. Nothing beats doing some yard work or fishing on a hot summer day.
>>76506676
I'm loving winter atm lads. I have the ceiling fan turned down to medium, my desk fan turned off and I'm even considering putting a t-shirt on soon because it's midnight
>>76506676
I find it repulsive, it fogs my thoughts and makes it uncomfortable to live inside my own skin
The problem is that you think 75 degrees is hot.
Who /trackieshorts/ here?
>>76516539
that's why the queen invented the G&T though
>>76516629
Stop using Farenheit you stupid fucking nigger
only fatties get sweaties.
>>76506676
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ON A POLITICS BOARD
>>76516758
it's a hot topic
>>76516487
Winter is fucking cold here in Sydney, m8.
>>76506676
The heat is fucking horrible. I like sunshine, as long as it's cold. Those crispy Winter mornings with a dusting of snow, and frost underfoot with sunshine - that's the best weather.
Pic is local weather. Not bad, and there's a storm going to break. Anything over 20 degrees celcius, and it's unpleasant.
>>76506676
You do not know hot weather until you live in Texas, a land where one can travel for 100 miles in any direction and never find a drop of water. You pathetic British have gotten soft, quit whining bitches and be a man.
>>76516758
>hasn't heard of weather warfare
global warming is a weapon to demoralise the white man
>>76517032
We wouldn't like that either
>>76506779
Fall masterseason reporting in
>>76515930
Come next year for the 101st Indy 500.
Anything above 24 degrees is too much
The white man is built for cold weather
>>76516640
camo cargos masterrace
>>76517032
>It's worse somewhere else so that means you should pretend to like uncomfortable weather, like a real man!
>>76506676
I like dusk time during the summer. That's literally it.
>>76517449
>24 degrees
>>76517032
>these are the tourists that come over here and whinge that their holiday's ruined if it drizzles for five minutes
I cannot stand hot weather.
Give me rain anyday.
Easier to get warm than it is to get cool.
>>76516689
Why don't you stop using Celsius?
>>76516843
You make me laugh.
22 degrees here lads
Doesn't matter if it gets humid or not in northern Maine, doesn't get hot enough to need air conditioning. California shills still think they have the best weather.
>nb4 mexican and nig nog flooded beaches
>>76516902
Being a little above 20 is fine as long as a) there's a breeze and b) it isn't fucking muggy. It isn't so much the heat as the humidity.
>>76506676
Fucking hate it, with the exception of the early evening sort of moderate heat.
Comfier when it's cold or raining.
>>76517032
>quit whining bitches and be a man.
OK.
I live in a moutainous area. You Texans are used to heat. Try coming here in Winter and tell me I'm whining.
It's not Russia tier, but it gets fucking cold.
I invite you for a walk across the mountains in midwinter. I do it regularly, can you?
Our bodies adapt to the climate. You are used to heat. I am not. I hate hot temperatures.
It's not about being a 'man', you daft cunt. It's about adapting to your surroundings.
>>76517882
looks right comfy
>>76517584
kek
27 degrees here famalams
>>76517882
The only thing cold about winter is the wind and that looks like wind chill plaza, FUCK THAT.
>>76506676
I don't know OP but it needs to stop. Today has been horrible, I had to cycle
to work and I arrived a gross, sweaty mess and then I felt uncomfortable the whole time because it was just too humid. All I want to do is stand under a cold shower and then pass out on my bed. I'm sick of seeing everyone in shorts and vests too, people are already gross and now we have to see more of them than usual. The storms last night were cool but it was still too hot to sleep. I miss snow.
>>76517882
>Teesdale
>dasitmane.jpg
>>76518113
Are you in Baldersdale, mate?
If so, then it's a small world.
Do you fish in Hury resevoir?
>>76513345
St.louis here, it maynot get as hot but 100% humidity is shit. Also it gets cold enough to be shit. Summer and winter are both shit.
>>76518388
Don't live there mate but do love the countryside and used to go hiking around there. I live in the North but on the opposite side.
>>76518095
Come and join me m8.
It's usually cold as a nun's cunt, but beautiful.
>>76518940
Which side? Lakes? Yorkshire Dales/moors?
I'm pretty much in the middle. Just east of the Pennines.
I'm on the border of Yorkshire, Cumbria and County Durham.
My address is in County Durham.
Pic is my town. Middleton in Teesdale. It's a nice town, but very remote.
