C U C K MY WIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE
SUFFOCATION, BULL BREEDING
I BERNED MYSELF TODAY
ALIMONY
BEEEEEEEERNING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIN
THESE DIIIIINDUS WILLLL NOT VOOOOOTE
>>76463585
What do you think he's doing right now? I'm honestly starting to feel bad for the guy. I'd much prefer him over Hillary, and none of his nonsense would ever actually get passed through Congress.
>>76464341
On the phone frantically angling for vice president
CUZ IM
LOSING MY WIFE
LOSING MY SEX LIFE
>>76464341
Isn't this his bedtime? Pretty sure he just took his dietary supplements and is about to stare at the mirror for about ten minutes, reflecting on what he did wrong
K..
I cuck MY HEART OPEN. I BERN MYSELF SHUT.
>>76464341
laughing at all the money he made from dumbass redditors
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>76464652
lol'd
>>76463585
He's having a drink with his top level staff and friends, celebrating the fact that he finally gets to relax. He feels fine because at some point soon after his momentum was becoming apparent the Dem elites sat him down and they discussed how to move forward now that they've built a credible primary challenge to Clinton. This had many benefits, she wouldn't have to stand alone against Trump for several more months, and people wouldn't get as sick of seeing her in the news, and so on. They agreed that Sanders would carry his challenge as far as possible so as not to disenfranchise his supporters by putting on a half ass show, even though he never really thought he could implement that crazy platform of his.
