>be American
>choke on kinder surprise
>have heart attack
>call 911
>ambulance comes
>realise you have an illegal chocolate egg
>call police
>get shot
>go to hospital
>end up $100,000 in debt and fined $15,000 for a 6 pack of chocolate eggs
>walk out of hospital
>get shot
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>>76434872
whatever
thank you for the flag for my autism map
havent ever seen this flag
>sue Koreans at corner store for selling black market kinder eggs
>win 100 trillion $ from EU and buy back the white man's freedom
Toasting in rare bread
wtf that flag?
GO DIE SAND NIGGER, WE INVENT STUFF AND ALL YOU DO IS BOMB
>live in papa new guniea
>eat bugs and rats
>work for 4 shekels a month
>have to marry your autistic sister
>>76434872
THE RAREST
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>>76434872
>Papua New Guinea flag
Just wow!
You forgot the American tipping the hospital m8.
>be American
>got to watch movie
>everyone claps
>leave cinema
>immediately get shot
>go to hospital
>"That'll be $100,000 sir"
>can't pay
>They shoot me again
>smoke marijuana to relieve pain
>get caught by police
>jailed
>die
>>76435355
Said the guy who's country repeatedly bombs other nations
>be American
>call 9/11
>FBI wonders why my precog game is on fleek
>get shot
Does anyone even like americans? Honest question
>>76435481
thanks based Hungarybro
>>76435684
Step it up straya. Here's a (You) just to tell you how disappointed I am.
>>76434872
Our Papua knows what's up.
>>76435594
>a paki thats not posting from england
>>76435273
Papua New Guinea
No idea how he's posting, thought their technology is as advanced as the Abbo's space program
>>76434872
So what is it like there any way?
>be American
>go to college
>no lessons, only clapping
>get shot halfway through the day
>go to hospital
>fined $300,000 for not clapping after I was shot
>look over at the clock
>9:11
>cry
>>76436092
shite
honestly though, apparently new guinea has like 7 million people. i dont understand how ive seen christmas island and seychelles way more often than this nigger
>>76436006
when you bash a rock against a stick hard and often enough a post on /pol/ appears
>>76436587
How did you even hear about this site?
That's about right.
What's the rarest flag you've seen? East Timor here.
>>76435818
America ranges from the best posts on 4chan to leaf tier drooling retards not possible to really label america as (x)
>>76436670
dank maymays
>>76436851
i have seen Antarctica but it was fucking PK so it was a proxy. PK is a cunt.
>Be Canadian
>sing modified gender neutral anthem every morning as law delegates by our great leader Justin
>go to work and all the women talk about how useless men are while fucking niggers
>do not criticize because Justin will throw us in prison
>walk into bathroom
>Rachel Notley and Kathleen Wynne are Transgender men
>get cheque
>60% of my income was given to refugees
>need some beer
>buy beer from store and pay $50 a 12 pack
Such is life in Canada.
It's a funny when a rare flag mocks America because they can't post any copypasta for that country to strike back and derail the thread
>>76436990
Leave then. That Country is shit anyway.
>>76435355
ayy get the fuck off muh land ya shekel nigger
>>76437195
Trust me. I want to.
I wonder how many times Papua New Guinea has posted on Pol, that counts just people native to the Country in general.
>>76436898
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>>76434872
>be American
>[this content is forbidden under resolution 3846. Please report to the nearest re-education camp within 24 hours or Sharia Police will be dispatched to your location.]
>>76437365
I'm pretty sure there's a map or something of the countries posted on /pol/, I think PNG is less than 1000 I think
>>76437195
>people who think you can just move to another country at will
It doesn't work like that kid.
>>76437550
Proxy fuck off
>>76437658
my porch weedfag
>>76437763
Wow you look like you live in a decent neighborhood, even countries like PNG have nice suburbs.
>>76437550
Where do I find this map?
>>76437763
noice
>>76435818
Does anyone like your shitty forced gif meme that you post constantly you faggot?
>>76437763
So what happens when the sun sets is it basically like a purge every night out what?
>>76437884
>be in PNG anywhere except resort districts
>get speared
>shot poison arrows
>jungle gook comes out of bushes with bone through nose
>mm fat American cook well, we feast for week
>>76437763
Doubt you're native. What you doing there?
>>76434872
>be papa new guineapig
>tsunami destroys country
>beg america for money
>>76437970
a quick google search found me this but it's kinda outdated, there might be more
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/statistics/countries/
>>76438097
Keyword in my sentence there was even, I was implying it was shitty.
>Be from Papua New Guinea
>Eat brains of dead elders because why not
>Get kuru
>>76434872
>be PNG
>be so backwards and savage that our government gave you independence without even being asked to because we just couldn't deal with it
You forgot one
>Shits pants
>>76435273
i totally forgot about this cunt
>>76438281
I've seen Marshall islands before. They can't be THAT rare.
>>76438189
>Be american
>get shot
>>76435818
I do
:^)
OP here. had to change wifi cause this one's cheaper. It's straight from aus and it's free (well for me), expensive as fuck to whoever sucker's paying for it.
>>76438075
Basically it's like zombieland. only the fittest survive and it's hilarious I guess?
>>76438164
visiting mates who work here
>>76438189
not too far off
>>76436851
There was a legit Pitcairn Island thread about three weeks ago. Can't get much rarer than that, only 47 inhabitants on the entire island
>>76435818
Out of the people I've met from the Western world, Americans were the most down-to-Earth and likeable.
>>76437340
come to americaland
where everything is free and made of either hotdogs or burgers
>>76438738
so, topless is still in style there?
>>76438738
Must hear some crazy stories
>>76434872
That was pretty good, did you swim over to Australia for shit posting lessons?
>>76438988
We're a little thick sometimes, but for the most part I like to think we're a friendly and outgoing bunch.
>>76436851
niuean
>>76438738
TELL ME TALES OF YOUR PEOPLE!
>>76438988
i think so too. we've been taught for a decade how much bullshit we've had to put up with and how we're carrying the rest of the world. we dont value traditions as much as everyone else, and we dont pull punches.
"crass" is a common description for us, ive heard, but i dont think it's bad
>>76434872
I did not realize PNG had internet, or that the populace was literate or even capable of becoming so.
Thus, I must assume you are a New Zealander or an Aussie?
Anyway, 0/10 weak shitposting.
>>76435594
>be paki
>shit in street
>pray to allah
>kill women for not marrying me
>make shitty nukes to threaten indians
>move to London
>elect muslim mayor
>Brits still defend me
>>76435181
smart
>>76436669
This explains so damn much
>>76436851
Norfolk Island
>>76435818
yes, everyone loves america except a few insane cultures
>>76438988
Thank you based Hungary bro :D
>>76434872
>Papua New Guinea
>Port Moresby
>One of the most dangerous cities on Earth
>Talks shit about America being dangerous
Get fkd m8
>>76434872
>be european
>while your wife is getting enriched by Jamal, his friend Mustafa tries to convert you to Islam
>refuse
>he calls the police
>anon why don't you want to convert to Islam? You're not a racist xenophobe, are you?
>n-no officer, it's just that I'm Christian.
>Christian you say? But new EU pro Sharia laws don't allow people to be Christians.
>Now say sorry to Mustafa for being a Christcuck and convert yourself
>NO
>Get beheaded
>>76435355
>sand nigger
lol wat PNG is jungle niggers
>>76434872
>$100,000
Got a pretty good deal on that hospital bill at least
>>76439083
>a month ago, mates office was shot up by "raskols" (rascals or criminals) because they couldn't get in. Based security.
>A white man working for a telecommunications company (Digicel) decided to be loud and flamboyant outside his office, criminals took notice immediately. He was with a hottie, abducted both of em, raped the girl and stole his wallet. He left the country the next day
All work gossip my mates tell me. got more so if you want more whatever
This happened to me, not funny
>>76440312
well, this is your thread man. go on.
>>76436851
Svalbard hiding under the Norwegian flag
>>76439176
Eat shit
>>76435594
Pakistani are of afraid of people who shit in streets, go back to watching your shit cricket games Hassan
>>76434872
Is this what happened to your mom
>>76440312
Go for it. Sounds like a fun place
>ITT: we summon the rarest flags
>be American
>wake up in gated community upper class house
>ring bell to call for maid
>maid gets shot
>ring bell for butler
>butler gets shot
>have to make my own breakfast
>>76434872
>kinder surprise
This is bigoted towards adults and should be more age-inclusive. I propose the people's surprise.
>>76434872
>be american
>shoot spook
>sell gun for $65M
>>76441568
The Democratic People's Surprise of the Netherlands.
teehee im retarded
>be american
>go to wallmart to buy junk food
>get shit in pants
>slide off in you own diarrea
>fall and get shot by your own gun
>get send to the hospital
>That will be $200000 plus tip sir.
>go bankrupt
>go watch a movie in the cinema to forget your horrible day
>get shot again and die.
>live anywhere else but america
>be irrelevant
i can understand why you are all salty
>>76435594
>be paki
>>76435355
Checked, and I'm sure I speak for everybody here when I say we really appreciate all your selfless donations to humanity over the years.
You guys and the Muslims, always looking out for everyone and everything else.
We really appreciate all your help, with everything.
Sorry for your persecutions. I guess some people over the years just haven't understood how you're only here to help.
Thanks again for being so helpful. Humanity going forward really appreciates it, and won't forget your valuable contributions all over the world, again.
>>76435355
Well that's a bit rich coming from you
>>76435818
Well, ask yourself. Are you wearing jeans? Do you watch movies? Ever masturbate to porn?
If the answer is yes to any of the above, I have some bad news for you.
>>76436851
Saw a Kosovo one
>>76444788
THESE ARE JEWISH PEOPLE. Not actual "Israelites".
