>there are guys who sit down to take a piss
Why?
Seriously, what the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc
Less messy senpai
Don't gotta waste tp wiping the rim
>>76400330
I usually stand when I piss.
But I'm in the presence of strong arm white biker or something like that; I always sit.
>>76400330
To check their phone. It also keeps the area around your toilet clean because there is no splash. You also don't have to turn on the light when you have to go in the middle of the night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc
>>76400330
I like the feel of the cool water on my balls.
>>76400330
I usually piss on the floor or in the sink
>>76400330
>not pissing in the sink
>>76400330
To get some peace and quiet from the missus on occasion
>>76400330
k im gonna post once in this thread.
I AM NOT GOING TO PUT MY DICK IN THE UNCLEANEST PLACE 2ND TO A PROSSIE'S SNATCH. Seriously, I have a decent sized member and it is forever pushing against toilet bowls when taking a shit so there's no chance I'm doing more of it
>>76400330
Only cuckolds and faggots sit down to pee. This is undeniable 110% scientific fact. If you think otherwise then you need to sit down and think really hard the next time you're taking a piss.
>>76400330
I've never seen an alpha male that pissed all over the bathroom and on his hands, you fucking beta.
Some of us are wheelchair bound you insensitive shitlord!!
>>76400330
i sit when i pee when i have an erection
also when i want to check my email or whatever
Because I either urinate with the force of a horse or for multiple minutes. Its more weird I think to stand there for 5 minutes just looking at your penis.
>believe mspaint shit memes
literally no one pisses like that
>>76400330
I do my pissing and shitting at the same time so this is a non-issue for me.
>People care about how others piss?
Why?
Seriously, what the fuck?
I don't have the handle my dick if I sit down, I can just let loose. Plus, it allows me to relax (like if I'm going to the bathroom at work, if I sit down to piss, it becomes a 5 minute smartphone break instead of a 30 second utilitarian piss break).
I'm also secure enough in my masculinity that I don't worry that sitting down to pee is going to turn me into a faggot or whatever.
If I am in a public restroom I always stand of course ( though I do not use urinals)
At home I will often sit though, because I'm lazy, and because piss seems to always splash, no matter how careful I am
>wanting your dick to touch the bowl
>>76400456
>BACKSPLASH
>A
>C
>K
>S
>P
>L
>A
>S
>H
As a 6' 5" man I can say with certainty that every time I use a urinal I wind up with piss on my shorts. Maybe I just have a high-velocity dong, but up in the clouds there's a whole lotta splashback.
Permanent constipation during childhood.
I took a piss sitting down when I woke up at 3:15 this morning.
>>76400594
This. I piss in the sink or tub so I don't to touch a dirty toilet or have toilet water splash at me.
public == stand
private == sit
public restrooms are always unclean.
your private bathroom, on the other hand, should be clean (we all know you fat neckbeards dont clean).
also, you should wash your hands BEFORE and after you use the bathroom/restroom.
why before?
just think about all those nasty shit skins that you shook hands with. now think about touching your penis with those same dirty hands.
the more you know, neckbearded faggots.
>>76400330
It's a question of safety. Much safer to sit so you don't slip
This thread is funny.
I don't even like sitting to shit and piss.
I don't really like the head of my cock sitting in piss shitty water.
#bigdickproblemz
Standing = Alpha
Sitting = Beta
>even worse is guys wiping their ass in the wrong direction
>>76400330
I can't aim right
That way I can use my phone, so it's more comfortable
>>76400934
THIS
pissing sitting down in the middle of the night is the best use for sit down pissing.. dont turn on the lights and wake yourself up more!!!!!!!
>>76400330
It's much better to sit to be honest.
You don't have to aim and you don't make any noise.
>>76400931
>high-velocity dong
Hello, new meme.
>>76400330
Literally degenerate.
>>76400330
>>76400594
Understandable. You don't want your pet alligator, tarantula, snake, scorpions, or abo getting out now, do you?
>>76400330
I sit down when I pee so I dont accidentally touch my penis and ruin my chances of going to Heaven.
>>76400330
there is a third category:
I usually piss in the bathtub, and then turn the water on for 30 seconds. I do this because of bad aim and otherwise have to clean the toilet nad around it way too much. Very big male member btw - maybe a factor.
Feels good man
>>76400330
I sit to pee only when at home in my own toilet because it's comfortable (even then there are exceptions where I stand because I'm in a hurry).
Literally everywhere else I stand.
>>76400851
This. But I don't do it because of splash, but because I'm too lazy to clean the bathroom. Also, the smell gets noticeable after only a couple of days and it bothers me.
>>76400330
Any problems negro lover?
>>76400977
>Shaking hands with shitskins
Cuck
I always sit when I'm at home. I usually pee standing up when I'm at someone else's house and I always pee standing up when I'm in a public space.
I don't even know why, just habit I suppose.
Always stand unless liquid farts are imminent.
>>76400330
i only sit down if hold it for a while
for some reason if i hold it in too long i cant get the flow started while standing; i need to sit and lean forward in such cases
>>76401007
It's not a problem with your dick, it's a problem with your toilets. They are filled too high up with water and are really badly shaped.
I sit occasionally when I pee because my dick sometimes unexpectedly shoots all over. The only problem is that the "shake" piss doesn't always come out when sitting, so when I stand up i need to be careful not to leak.
I piss and shit at the same time
>>76400330
When I was deployed I would see this guy, every single time come in, grab a piece of toilet paper and piss, after hes done he wiped his dick like the when females wipe themselves....
>mfw hes the only guy on base that did this on a daily basis.
>>76400330
Faggots like hearing that whispy sound when they piss.
>>76400330
I usually piss normally, but I can sometimes piss in 2 different directions, maybe even in 3 directions. Not worth getting caught off guard, and pissing all over the bathroom, and having to clean up the mess at 3 in the morning.
I do stand when I take a leak outside, or in those urinals.
>>76400330
>>76400665
Enjoy your prostate cancer
>>76400330
I do when I'm drunk. It's less messy.
>>76401182
Flag makes sense for this post
>>76400330
This is mostly a german thing
>>76401467
>not sitting on urinals
what year do you think it is?
>>76401425
Why would you want piss stains on your underwear?
But what about us proud loggers?
>>76401425
>after hes done he wiped his dick like the when females wipe themselves....
A female friend asked me once: "Why don't guys do this?"
I really couldn't find an answer. Still can't.
They are called sitzpissers and it's sort of an insult in Germany.
>>76401182
>you dont make any noise
what the fuck? who are you hiding from? your manhood?
>>76400330
It's comfy bro
>>76400330
sometimes its just so comfy.
>>76400330
literally nigger attitude!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsGNL9K5mUk
At home and family I always piss in sitting, everywhere else in standing.
>>76400330
Because I have really bad phimosis that causes my dick to spray like sprinkler.
>>76401425
>not wiping your dick after pissing
you do know that even after you shake you still have some down the pipe, right?
Most of the time I just can't be assed (haha) to use a urinal, so yeah, I'll sit down. I have no problem standing up, I'll use a urinal if all the stalls are taken or if I'm really in a hurry for whatever reason, but it's a little more pleasant to sit down, check my phone, and take a quick breather from all the no-doubt stressful and important things I'm doing all day.
The idea that this could have some bearing on my sexuality or my ALPHANESS actually made me chuckle.
>>76401586
shake motherfucker, is dick that small you cant shake?
>>76401622
cause shaking is faster and we dont waste paper
>>76401425
>grab a piece of toilet paper and piss, after hes done he wiped his dick like the when females wipe themselves
I thought all guys did this?
>>76400734
This image is a troll.
R-r-right???
>>76401712
>implying i dont shower
>not drinking your piss
it's healthy
>>76401835
>flag
>>76400931
You need to learn how to piss. You hit the inner curve, not that back of the pot, like you're pouring wine.
>>76401835
dont have urinals in sweden?
>>76401551
only when I poop.
>>76401735
>shaking removes more piss than wiping
You realise that whilst piss is sterile the reason it is considered dirty is it contains all the nutrients needed for microorganisms to grow.
You're leaving food in your dick for bacteria and fungi to come multiply on yout filthy cretin.
>>76401872
go away bear
>>76401777
I skydive and pee
>>76400603
>not pissing in the shower
>>76400330
Scat fetishists. They get off of the thought of hanging their dicks into the bowl where other people have taken shits in. And if their dicks aren't long enough to touch the ceramic, they sprinkle their own backsides with piss. But hey, at least there's no drop getting on the rim or the floor, areas that are dirty anyway. It's mindboggling, but some men here have gobbled it up for some time, it's so easy for feminists to shame modern man, it's really embarassing.
>>76400330
I learned it from Muslims. It's less messy, my friend. Bismillah.
>>76401960
in the 29 years of living ive never had a bacteria problem, so i dont know what to tell you ahmed
>>76401920
Some places do, but not at home. But what would that have to do with wiping your dick?
Not all of us are manlets, OP.
This made me feel insecure, now I must piss and shit separately, even if I feel the shit turtling I'll stand to piss and then flush and then finally take a shit.
>>76400330
I like to shit and piss at the same time, but when I piss only, I do it not sitting on the bowl but standing.
/thread
>>76401425
>stand there for ages letting the last drops come
>shaking doesn't do anything because those last drops are too far up the pipeline
>they end up in your underwear anyway
it's shit
>>76402060
well we dont have urinals in home either, but we stand when we piss there sweden
>>76402052
how close to your dick does your face get on a daily basis?
I doubt its as close as someone whos about to suck it, be considerate and clean up after yourself.
>>76401984
>not shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain
>>76400851
You are the kind of guy that needs to fuck right off. You are the exact reason the toilets are always covered in piss, so when I have to take a shit and a public toilet is the only option, I have to either bathe my ass in your splash damage or hover. Fuck you, use the urinals faggot.
I don't even need to hold my dick to piss, got perfect aim.
>>76402178
>but we stand when we piss there sweden
So do i, still wipe my dick though.
>>76402037
That˙s why a toilet seat is meant to be lifted. Are people really that retarded?
More comfy, i do it if im tired, but i stand otherwise
>>76400330
Sometimes I'm lazy and I don't feel like putting in the effort to stand and aim.
I SIT DOWN WHEN I PEE
THERE'S NOTHING THAT CRAZY BOUT ME
I'M JUST TAKING A WHIZZ
MIND YOUR OWN BIZ
WHY'S EVERYBODY ALWAYS STARING AT ME
>>76400330
> 2016
> splattering tiny droplets of piss all over the floor of your own home
> so insecure about your masculinity that you're afraid to pee sitting down
I feel sorry for you.
>>76400659
this
nothing worse than shitting in a public bathroom or wherever and you notice your dick has been resting right below the toilet seat on the rim for a few minutes
I probably have aids from it
>>76402277
>So do i, still wipe my vagina though.
FTFY, but on a serious note do you have clean your cock cage after every piss too?
Also
>always been nervous about taking a shit around other people
>because when I was 3 in our trailer the bathroom had a lock and my brother would purposely barge in
>years later
>brother has arthritis
>milks it even though the combination of medicine and healthy eating makes it nearly non-existent.
>has been a NEET for 5 years
>dad finally got sick of him and made him stay with me
>he fucking stays in the bed all day(making me take the couch because his foot would swell) and the bed is right next to the fucking bathroom
>>76400857
This.
Though desu if they are pissing sitting down they probably have a small dick or none at all.
>>76402563
How the hell do you shit then?
>>76400330
>there are guys who sit down to take a piss
Women's mostly
>>76402519
You know what to do.
>>76402633
I try to wait until I get to work, or take a shower and shit....
Or sometimes go to my mom's house.
Standing = Red pilled
Sitting = Blue pilled
>>76400330
How else am I going to piss and be on /pol/ at the same time?
>>76401852
Yes
Lots of reasons
Can shit as well
Checking your phone
Less mess
There are much better manly things to worry about OP.
>>76400330
I sit at home, I've had kidney stones and hernia repair before so my flow is a bit weaker, it's comfy like taking a shit and no mess
inb4
>2016
>still pissing on toilet seat
c'mon, there's no way you're perfect
>>76400330
>comfort
>cleanliness
>ease
Stop trying to make something so mundane a problem. This is the equivalent of what feminists do when they try to label standing and peeing a masculine thing.
It's not masculine. It's just one mode of ejecting nitrogenous waste out of your body.
Stop trying to make this a fucking issue. Fucking Christ, you people will make controversy about anything.
I can lift 185lbs in bench, 155lbs in squat, 205lbs deadlift and I can curl 79lbs. I don't need a bunch of internet panzies telling me how manly or unmanly I am for peeing sitting down time-to-time.
Sometimes I have to shit while I piss, sitting down works best.
>>76402633
Squatting. The pajeets got that part right.
>>76402519
>not threatening to kick his no-good lazy ass out if he doesn't get a job/starts looking for his own place
I know it's your family but jesus christ man
https://youtu.be/ccWnfgS0Tkw
>>76400330
Yes? and whats the problem?
>>76401257
>big
do you mean fat? I've been informed in the very meaning of the word that fatties take a piss and dump in the bath or shower.
>>76402896
He's been kicked out.
He just relies on empathy and because he has arthritis he fucking walks around outside until he's almost dead.
He really doesn't give a shit at this point.
>piss sitting down at home
>piss in urinals outside
>>76401735
>shaking removes all the leftover piss in your urinary tract
>>76400330
When i'm drunk i always sit down to piss.
>>76402633
I usually have hold my dick up or do do a half squat so it doesn't touch the bowl/water if I have to shit. It's annoying but fuck if I wanna get shit on my dick
Sometimes there are no urinals present and i can tell its going to a torrential piss. Rather than risk making a mess aiming for a low set toilet bowl, ill just say fuck it and sit.
Or more often, i have to take a shit and i dont see a reason to piss standing up first, then sit down and shit. Theres few times i have to piss but not shit as is.
I can pretend im taking a shit and take longer on my bathroom break and use the time to reflect on where it all went so wrong.
I have more questions too...
Why do I have to give myself an aneurysm to pee when I'm surrounded on both sides
Why no matter how much I shake. And push do I still get drops on my pantalones.
I have prostate cancer don't I?
>>76401777
Don't they have urinals in Sweden? How fucking retarded are these people?
>>76403004
you stick toilet paper all the way up there?
My dick touches the toilet if i sit and pee
so you are either a) small dick or b) degenerate
>>76403040
No no, we already covered this, you have to stand up to piss first.
If you sit while pissing, even if you have to shit, you are a female.
>>76401858
>taking a shower every time you go take a piss
What if your mid shit and then you piss
>>76402869
>Read medical friend's textbook
>Open randomly to a page where it shows you how to line up an unconscious persons body to get them to poop
>Try it at home
>Can now speed shit and impress friends and family (mostly by making them laugh and wonder how)
>>76402462
>splattering tiny droplets of piss all over the floor of your own home
>Having a weak stream
>>76403188
Hold it dude!
Remember what that guy on /pol/ said..
Only times when it's even moderately acceptable for a man to sit down for a piss is when he's simultaneously taking a fat ogre shit, or is too drunk to stand up.
>>76403186
i didnt mean it like that
>>76403094
>not carrying q-tips with you everywhere.
You and your piss-covered pants disgust me
If you're too hung up on "being manly" to sit down while you piss then you're not working hard enough.
If I'm at home I'll sit down. If I gotta stand I got no problem standing but why stand and risk missing (especially after you fap and get that dual stream experience) and having to wipe the rim/floor when you don't gotta? Sitting's more comfortable and if I have to shit but didn't feel it till I got to pissin, I'll be able to handle both at once.
>>76400330
to check my phone
>>76400330
It's comfortable.
I sit down because i'm living in my own apartment and don't want to clean it everyday. Also I'm almost 2m tall which makes it pretty difficult to aim.
>>76402896
What should I do?
He'd rather die than work because "It hurts too much."
I really don't know how much of it he's faking.
>>76401586
squeeze benis with hand
>>76403297
i hope youre fucking kidding
>>76403307
A man utilizes his time to its fullest extent. Sitting down wastes precious seconds of your time, therefore sitting down to piss is a literal waste of time and your life.
If I sit and piss it gets all over the bottom of the seat
>>76403094
No, but I never get a drop of piss in my underwear if I just clean my dick with a piece of toilet paper, whereas with just shaking I can't say the same.
>>76400499
Curb your enthusiasm tought me this.
>>76400330
The only time I sit down is when I need to take a shit at the same time.
It's faster not to sit down to piss.
>>76400330
If I have no time table for the next few hours, I'll sit down to piss.
Beause I get complete privacy while there and it's a good time to read and such. At some point I may shit while I'm there.
Sitting is objectively the worst way for humans to expel waste.
Standing > Squatting > Sitting
Poo in loos and slavs are doing something right, I guess.
>>76400330
Only when I'm very tired or have a morning erection. It does take a weird angle still, though
So a lot of people seem concerned about cleaning up a mess, it's called not spraying piss literally everywhere. It's a simple thing to do.
>>76402763
lol at your gif. female cops was a bad idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20SrfEtLDZY
and you're right. a lot of people on this site are mentally unsound and insecure. but hey, it makes for entertaining reads with my coffee.
>>76403281
Then the fact that you shower (congrats bro) doesn't exactly mean you shouldn't clean your dick after pissing, right?
I usually piss standing, I love pulling out my fat flaccid cock to pour a hard long stream against whatever.
There is only one time when I don't piss standing and this is when I have to piss in the morning, I just sit, let it run and try to regain consciousness before I have to prepare for work.
>>76400603
I've always fantasized about doing this. Is it really that glorious?
>>76400499
Yea...The idea of sitting down on a seat someone else had their nasty ass on regardless if some thin onion skin thick piece of paper is on it. (that's if it's even available) doesn't really strike me as a good thing.
I think I'll stand tyvm.
>>76403640
You should write erotica.
>>76400847
This man knows what's up. Sitting down after standing up for a while soothes your legs.
>>76400330
>there are guys who sit down to take a piss in the women's restroom
I know it's retarded.
>>76400594
>>76400603
/thread
>ITT pee pee poo poo
>>76403724
If it's the right hight so that your penis is just above the sink then yes, it's glorious.
>>76403745
I actually did at some point
I piss while sitting at my Gf's parents'. Am I a cuck, pol?
>>76402763
lol tell me this is a copypasta. Squatting 155lbs isn't exactly groundbreaking
>>76400330
>>there are guys who sit down to take a piss
I sometimes do. I have a habit of reading in the bathroom, reading is more comfortable while sitting. Sorry if that rustles your Jimmies
>>76404107
Yes. A true man stands proudly, arms on his hips rocking the Superman pose when he takes a piss.
>>76400330
Have you tried it?
It's much more comfy.
Also when you have to take a shit, you are already in the correct position. So you don't forget, happened to me few times.
>That guy who doesn't wipe his dick after he takes a piss
Nice piss stain, faggot
>>76400594
Don't lie you marsupial fuck.
>>76401852
Yes. Every individual chip on an SSD can be accessed at the same speed (they just have different memory addresses), unlike an HDD where the read/write head has to magnetize a precise location on the "platter."
So you are taking a piss standing but suddenly feel the urge to shit but you are still pissing. You know that sitting will make you a cuck nu male faggot. As you are thinking this the turd is poking out
QUICK WHAT DO YOU DO?
>>76400330
only when i have to shit too
>>76404348
>by vice
kek must have gotten cucked by a based australian man.
>>76400330
Sometimes I am uncertain if I am going to have to take a shit in addition of taking a piss so I occationally sit down so I was prepared to shit, before I needed to take a shit.
It makes less noise, it doesn't sprinkle the floor with pee, and sometimes I want to tempt my body into pooping a little.
My dad told me ever since I could remember that sitting down when you pee kills brain cells.
>>76403418
Squeeze poo into a loo
>>76400594
>>76400603
This is the only correct answer here for someone over 185cm
>>76404385
Turn around and take a shit in the urinal and continue to take a piss on the floor for ultimate test gains
>>76400594
Thats australia for you
>>76404675
Now I'll draw a finnish spurdo doing that
>>76400330
the room my toilet is in is so small the wall ends up covered in piss if you dont sit
>>76400330
when i sit down to pee its usually because i have to drop a massive shit at the same time.
Why just make fudge when you can make some delicious ice tea
It saves on time to piss and shit at the same time
>>76400330
40% of ppl stand up while wiping their asses. i was baffled by this, i imagine these retards didnt figure out after they parents no longer wiped for them that its way more comfy and hygenic to sit down.
>>76404921
The other times i sit down is because im really really drunk
>>76404957
lol wtf hungary
>>76400330
its comfy and no piss gets on my pants.
>>76403733
I have my own toilet seat, we all do.
>>76404957
wait a fucking god damn minute hungarian bro
there are people who wipe their asses while standing up?
how does that make any fucking sense
>>76400330
I only stand up to pee innawoods or outdoors in general. I wouldn't want anyone to clean up after me because I wouldn't want to do that either. And of course at home I don't want to clean up after myself.
>>76405064
google it, i was horrified as well. turns out both my best friend and his fiancee are these idiots so i was the weird one ...
>>76405064
I used to squat on the toilet-ring when taking a shit, you should try it sometimes.
>>76404328
After I take out my dick I pull back the foreskin, not completely since the cold surrounding air would get into direct touch with the sensitive glans which is very unpleasent. No, I just pull back enough so the piss can get our while the foreskin stays dry. When i'm done pissing I grab my flaccid Penis with the index finger and the thumb and slightly squez together, then slowly move forward over the shaft. to the base of the glans.
I shake him very carefully, then put a bit of toiletpaper against the small opening, the paper sucks out the piss drops without getting in touch with the sensitie piss hole.
>>76400330
Seriously?
You sit around and worry about stupid shit like this?
>>76402999
>piss in urinals outside
I try to scheduled my day in I way that I don't have to do it outside, I mean I may as well cut the middle man and just smear shit on my face
>>76404957
>wipe your ass sitting down
>have to reach into the bowl
>risk having your arm/hand touch side of the bowl
>risk having shit fall on your hand
>can't look at the paper to see if it's clean after wiping
>>76405199
Bad idea, shit might break and cut you.
You'll understand if/when you live on your own
I do it all the time top kek at faggots basing their identity and ego on the way they take a leak. No wonder everyone at school thought you're a joke.
>>76405199
>massive americunt weight
>standing on a ceramic bowl
What could go wron?
Any of you secretly pees in the shower?
>>76400330
at home i sit down because i don't like having my toilet all pissed
>>76405368
Shower, sink, floor, you name it frenchbro! I thought you all piss in the sink desu
>>76405310
none of these are true.
>>76405421
>not pissing in the washing machine
pleb
>>76400330
thats mansplaining >:^^^((((
>>76405368
Judging by the cucks itt they sit down in the shower to pee.
>>76405489
kek, gives the clothes a nice smell
>>76404328
what the fuck you want me to do?
wear a manpon?
>mfw haven't washed pee-pee in a decade
toiletfags BTFO
Anyone else sometimes get wetdick when they sit down to take a dump?
Fucking disgusting when your dick dips into the toilet water.
>>76400330
Only degenerates piss standing up.
Sitting down is easier on the knees. And there's less risk of getting any piss on your pants.
Enjoy your knee problems and piss soaked pants you retards.
>>76400330
depends.if its late and i didnt turn on the light of the bathroom i dont wanna spill all over the place.otherwise i stand.
>>76405604
No but it touches the inside of the toilet if I get a boner.
It's easier to release the stream sitting down.
I was born with a mild case of a condition called hypospadias, which basically means my dickhole was further down my dick instead of at the tip. My case wasn't too crazy, but some poor bastards apparently have the opening at the BASE of their dick.
I had surgery done as a baby to "fix" this, but I pretty much have to piss sitting down or else it gets fucking everywhere. My dick is like one of those gardening hose spray nozzles with the different stream settings. My piss does not go straight. It does not go at a consistent speed, either.
I can fuck and reproduce just fine. I didn't have any weird psychological issues or growth problems from doctors cutting up my dick as a baby. But pissing while standing up is just stupid for me.
>>76403724
It's like a clean urinal but in your house
>>76400330
I do it when I'm too groggy to aim correctly.
>>76405590
>india
i'm not suprised
>>76405455
They are true, you may as well be using a bidet
>>76405421
What about over the balcony?
>>76405392
I make a bigger mess when I sit and piss when I take a shit. I piss with the force of a thousand angry gods so it sprays up on me and the bottom of the seat. I stand as often as possible. I also prefer to piss out in the fresh air on the ground on a tree on pretty much anything over the toilet. Shitting I only like my toilet or my parents.
>>76405604
>not resting your dick on your thigh
idiot
>>76405746
lol
>>76401835
jajajjajjajajaajajajaja
>oh god there's no limit for your gayness
>>76400330
>there are guys who sit down to take a piss
numales
>>76400330
I pee sitting down so I can read the newspaper.
>>76405368
I hope not, people meme a lot about how urine is pure or that soap will wash it away but I hope people have some self respect.
>>76405746
Just brush your teeth, Esti!
>>76400330
sometimes I just piss in my backyard. saves money and water.
>>76405757
man, ive been wiping my ass for at least 24 years, you dont put your hand into the bowl you SLIGHTLY lift one of your cheeks. you can check the paper and you never touch the bowl water or anything.
>>76405608
How fucking bad do you have to be to suck that much at aiming your dick?
Then again you're an amerifat, you probably can't even see your dick when you look down.
>>76400330
>tfw taking a shit with an erection (7.5in, not even that long)
>tfw can't piss because penis is too long and will either touch the bottom of the toilet/the rim, or be outside the toilet and thus pissing over the floor, even when scooted right to the back of the seat
I learned to kill my erections before starting a shit.
>>76405604
No. I take my dick off and set it next to me so that doesn't happen.
>>76405590
Do it, circumcision has enough apologists
>>76400729
This
Or straight after a fuck, or in the middle of the night.
That said nothing beats a standing up piss in the great outdoors
I also shit standing up
>>76405897
you can do the same while stadning
>>76403724
It's godly desu. I always piss in the sink of other peoples houses to assert my dominance.
>>76400330
i usually try to take a shit when ever i go to the bathroom, even if i only go there to take a piss
also
>standing
>when you can sit
>current year
shiggydiggy
>>76404957
>hygenic to sit down
>sticking your hand in the toilet bowl
ok
>>76405876
Have the superior version.
>>76400330
Honestly pissing sitting down is less environmentally friendly because you would have to use toilet paper to wipe the seat. I don't really think anyone trusts the seat to be clean enough to sit on without wiping.
Having said this I avoid taking a shit in a public restroom if I can. It helps that I only shit once a day or every other day.
This shouldn't even be a debatable thing. Men were made to piss standing up.
>>76400330
well yeah at home obviously im sitting down.
>>76405894
BE YOUR OWN MAN
>>76400674
You watch guys piss?
>>76405916
When you have a tiny dick you don't have to worry about water pressure. Right, bong?
>>76400330
They're called Germans, the Syrian bulls don't like the smell of another man's urine
>>76406190
>bong
I see diabetes has affected your eyesight as well.
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