http://globalnews.ca/news/2745222/battle-between-american-eagle-and-canada-goose-caught-on-camera/?sf28111713=1
Really makes you think
R E K T
>>76392017
This pic is perfect
>>76391911
>>76392017
>le weed man vs Trump in bantz
>>76391911
A beautiful blank canvas for this tazmanian carpentry forum
>>76391911
>>76392017
Bald Eagles give zero fucks.
why are Americans so rude and aggressive?
Good thing this is our national animal then. And btw, geese have much larger populations in the USA then here.
Holy fuck americans are retarded.
>>76392403
They also don't shit on everything
>>76391911
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
NUMBA 1!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>76392662
It's okay Canada, maybe someday you'll matter
I like the funny little pants that Bald Eagles have.
>>76392712
Bald eagle is so fucking beautiful.
>>76392868
Those are freedom pants, NZ.
>>76392592
Why are Canadian so weak and pathetic?
That isn't our national animal though.
>>76392592
>>76392662
S-Sorry!
these canadian """"""animals"""""" are absolutely disgusting
>>76392592
Stupid asshole neighbor to the south that can't fix his home up, also his kids are squatters in our backyard.
Stupid brother still lives up north. Acts like a snobish asshole 50% of the time. Still sucks up to dad.
>>76392712
That is glorious
I fucking hate those Canadian geese shitting all over
I wish we had an American Eagle missile shield at our northern border
The goose got away though?
Are you amerifats having trouble reading the article or something?
>>76393049
We know, your actual national animal is a fucking leaf.
Bald eagle is fucking gay, golden eagle is cooler.
>>76391911
Canada to file for 10 billion dollars for restitution for damaged National Pride, Irreversible ecological damage, Avian Combat PTSD, and Extreme Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from continued Canadian limp wristed behavior.
>>76391911
Wow a bird of prey killed a bird that eats French fries and kelp wow
>>76393197
The eagle raped him and he scrambled out to cool his ravaged ass in the lake
While the eagle flew off to mcdonalds
Canada geese are gigantic pigeons with the bitchy attitude of swans. Fuck them.
>>76393049
>>76393197
>>76393252
>>76393313
Canadians in FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
>>76393212
R E K T
E
K
T
>>76393197
>>76393197
>The goose got away
Based American Eagle showed mercy and allowed our friends to the north to live another day to go eat garbage in the parking lot of burger world
>>76393212
Your national animal is your mom.
Weedman absolutely btfo
>Bell said the eagle was trying to get a better grip on the goose when the goose scrambled out of its claws.
burgers btfo
>>76393387
Almost 200 years passed since we kicked your asses and you're still sour kek
>>76393003
Wow, fuck you too man. I thought white majority countries were on the same side but I guess we'll all just insult each other while our countries get taken over by mudslimes.
caption this.
>>76393252
this also bald eagles are beta as fuck lazy sea chickens mostly live off carrion
owls on the other hand are bretty based also hawks are cuties
>>76392017
Annexation of canada in the first year confirmed
>>76391911
every time I ride along the bike path near my house, there's always geese standing in the middle of the path or right on the side. I want so badly to club one as I ride by and eat it.
More than half of the world's total bald eagle population lives in Alaska, followed by British Columbia. Estimates indicate that Alaska is home to 70,000 eagles, with another 20,000 in British Columbia.
You barely even have bald eagles in America just mainly in Alaska. The rest are here bud.
>>76393256
Top fucking kek
Honk
>implying we care about the shitty fucking goose
They're like the cockroaches of Canada, they shit everywhere and bring disease.
How about going up against a moose, our actual national fauna, eaglefuckers.
>Just after 7 a.m., Bell grabbed her camera when she heard a kerfuffle happening
>Thinking quick, like a true Canadian, the goose made flight for the middle of the pond
>Taking a cue from recent American foreign policy
>>76393566
kek, a stalemate is (you)r country's greatest victory. That is if (you)'re still identifying as an auxiliary to the based British empire
>>76393690
I think we got a photo showing the early stages of that
>>76392017
Noice
>>76393600
it's just banter, buddy
Goose : If you defeat me then I win
>>76393809
If you burn down the white house it's a draw
>>76393733
Alaska confirmed, America's greatest treasure.
>>76393601
Why does the eagle look so confused?
>>76393600
You do realize your talking about the country with the highest jew population and nigger for a president right?
Also American jewry was primarily responsible for pushing trudeau.
Americans are really divisive faggots.
a country's national animal should never be a food stuff
>>76393601
Cmon man its 2016! Accept Vultures into your country.
>over-glorified sea chicken fights a sad goose
Call me back when we will see some action from a bird like in pic related
>>76392592
Why are Canadians so rude, cheap, and slimy? They have no fucking pride, scraping for pennies and demanding free shit when they come to the US. Canadian Geese represent you well, because when they fly down to the US all they do is eat, make noise, and shit all over everything.
He ate the vagina first
Even in a cage it's majestic
>>76392017
DELETE THIS
>>76391911
>>76392017
The annexation of Canada:
Don't include Toronto.
>>76393880
You are forgetting that it was an act of retaliation after an American army burnt your modern day """""""""city"""""""" of toronto to the ground
>>76393836
Perhaps he's on his period, I would think anyone could see that. Even a leaf.
>>76393970
Trudeau is why
>>76393970
the goose is condescending about health care again
>>76392017
Glorious
>>76393601
Fog lose is banning the eagle from Canada
And eagle can't understand how goose thinks it wants to go to canada
>>76394014
Kek! The new Canadian fag... I mean flag.
>>76394079
Yes exactly, so it wasn't a draw America wanted Canada to join it in the revolution we say no, you invade, you lose. Fast forward to 1812 you invade us trying to take us over again because this time Britain was busy in Europe and couldn't send help so we fuck your shit up, Britain wins against Napoleon and then they come and burn down your White House and you make peace with us. How is this a draw?
Americans are scumbags, they're not anyone's allies they'll always stab you in the back the second they get a chance.
>>76393212
kek
>>76394175
Nigga you high!
God bless
>>76394079
Ah, forgot link for the buttblasted leaf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_York
>>76394046
Why are Americans so sad they let their own soldiers get killed from an Israeli air strike and to this day keep jewish cock rammed down their throat..
How are those USS Liberty victims doing bud?
>>76393601
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
>>76394244
Just you wait, leaf. The third time is the charm.
>>76393566
Things that never happened.
Things that have actually happened, colonial forces take Montreal by force in 1775, lay siege to Quebec City a month later.
>>76394531
Yeah, maybe this time you'll finally be wiped out. It's no surprise Americans are mostly of German ancestry, you guys ruin everything.
>>76394696
Americans and niggers have a lot in common
>>76392017
The weak should fear the strong.
6/7/2016 - the date that Americans finally BTFO Canadians and put them into full damage control mode
>>76394727
>you guys ruin everything
You can accomplish quite a bit with 10 active aircraft carriers. You guys should get one
>>76395233
I actually hope you invade us one day
>>76391911
Pussy ass goose
>>76395063
>>76395233
>>76395360
>>76395326
I know, it seems to be a fetish a lot of Canadians have for some reason
>>76391911
Maybe he attacked the goose because it was identifying as a female bunny
>>76392592
>>76395431
Proof he said that?
>>76392017
Canada will never fucking recover.
>>76392662
>>76395468
Yeah we just live fucking up Americans, twice you invaded us and twice we fucked your shit up. Can you make it a third time? I prefer odd numbers to even numbers
>>76392017
BTFO
>>76393197
>>76393252
>>76395534
Even if he didn't it doesn't take away from the fact the jews literally roasted your soldiers and you did jack shit about it.
>34 dead
>174 wounded
wew lad.
>>76393479
>>76391911
Bird battles are always the most fun
>>76394366
>>76394788
>>76392017
God bless the United States.
>>76395738
>that bird on the ground about to get RAPTORED
>>76395431
Where's your military?
>>76395561
Ummmm kek
>>76394043
cute bird
here's that sea chicken eastern European relative
>>76395976
Not getting bombed by Israel.
>>76393646
>his national bird gets raped by an alleged sea chicken
Not helping your case.
>>76396171
You realise we use your country as a landfill right?
>>76396086
here's the sea chickens asian cousin
>>76396248
How are those USS Liberty victims doing?
>>76396262
and again
>>76391911
We have more Canadian geese here in Oklahoma than any other bird it seems. They shit everywhere and they need to be expunged
>>76395955
That image sums up my image of North America pretty accurately. Only need a white burger on a scooter thing with his 22 fat induced tits and 12 layers of ass.
suck on our Martial Eagle, restoftheworldfags
>>76391911
Turn out Balds and Golden don't really fight often but here you are
>>76396341
Yeah we have alot of people die in our country, sucks but we move on.... you guys just suck.... kek
PS: How do you like being a landfill for the US?
>>76396520
That's a pretty dope looking bird.
>>76396596
Suddenly I feel 100x safer.
>>76396838
i love it. i would happily let it shit all over my lounge if i could train it to catch food for me and slay my foes
>>76396810
>Landfill
Coming from the leaders of degeneracy.
>>76396520
That bird looks pissed
Bretty based africabro
Even other birds are enjoying Canada getting raped.
>>76397267
No your not understanding landfill as we dump our garbage all over your country for cheap as fuck!!! Kek what an autist
>>76394366
LEAFS ARE LITERALLY THIS FUCKING MAD OVER BIRDS
>>76397267
>Zero Tolerance Entertainment
OOOOOOYYYYYYY VEEEEYYYYYY
>>76397436
And yet your the leaders in producing all pornography.
>>76397620
>The name was chosen because the company pledged to have "zero tolerance for bad porn".
lmao
>>76397886
...and everything else, kek
>>76397924
Defending being the destroyers of the Western society is what you fucks pride yourselves on.
>>76392867
>eating another animal's leftovers
embarrassing tbqh
>>76391911
>>76398007
How many refugees is Trudeau taking in again?
>>76398007
>Betrayers of the West
>Anybody but Britain and their "mighty" empire
the egret survives btw
>>76397434
We found /pol/s bird.
>>76397886
"Shrugs" and your the leaders of nothing
>>76396810
>sucks but we spread our asscheeks wider to get fucked by our state and their allies even harder
ftfy
>>76398112
http://nypost.com/2016/05/08/obamas-last-act-is-to-force-suburbs-to-be-less-white-and-less-wealthy/
Your getting those to bud.
http://www.truthandaction.org/list-190-cities-obama-will-placing-syrian-muslim-refugees/2/
The U.S. issued 680,000 green cards to migrants from Muslim-majority countries in the five-year period encompassing 2009 through 2013, according to Department of Homeland Security data.
Also if it wasn't for America Jewry wouldn't have the power it has today.
>>76398519
You need to lay off the memes. Obama only has a month in office. None of that shit has actually seen fruition, and if it ever does (unlikely), it can very easily be overturned since it's all done with executive orders.
>Also if it wasn't for America Jewry wouldn't have the power it has today.
>literally elect the most liberal leader in human history
>blame America
can't make this shit up
>>76398842
*a few months
>>76392017
Sad!
>>76398139
D E C A P I T A T E D
>>76392592
>Canadians
>Not rude and aggressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPWwTcY-knw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc0O1-QAvr0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co-cTGR3SkM
>>76398519
Obama doesn't realize that when Black People move in White people will move out.
"Suburbs" will be the new projects and whites will start new rural townships that become the new suburbs.
Kek wills it
HISS
>>76391911
This video is a perfect representation of what America thinks winning a war is.
>Put boots on ground
>Locals dig in heels
>Americans gives up
>"I win"
>>76399204
That's not boots on the ground, that's boots on YOU
>>76398963
I can only hope by then an unfamiliar face in town will be met with a barrel and an invitation out.
>>76398921
literally niggers
>>76398842
>Also if it wasn't for America Jewry wouldn't have the power it has today.
>literally elect the most liberal leader in human history
>blame America
Who else would I blame beside American Jews.
http://canadafreepress.com/article/obama-operatives-infiltrate-canadian-liberals
>>76399204
If someone needs to be put in their place you fuck em up emotionally and mentally. We don't want you dead. We just want you to get in line.
>>76393601
>>76392017
Fuck geese.
Who /havsörn/ here?
>>76399404
Average Canadians*
>>76392017
I pledge allegiance, to the flag
of the United States of America
and to the republic, for which it stands
one nation
indivisible
with liberty and justice for all
>>76399469
Is all you Finns do, is make memes and hang out in Sauna's?
>>76399593
>havsörn
>post golden eagles
>>76399724
The only time we are visible to other is When we are meming.
>>76399405
I'm sorry, who elects leaders in your country, the people, or a few liberal pundits?
>>76399928
The closest one is a havsörn m8
>>76400113
what the fuck is going on with that beak?
>>76399476
Why are geese such cunts?
>>76398921
They only act like that because of systemic racism. It's part of their culture now, they need to be like this to survive. If white people didn't exist they wouldn't be so aggressive. Do you have gun control in Canada? You need more gun control.
>>76399937
And who created the fucking problem you dumb fuck. You kike rats backed Trudeau and did everything in your power to bamboozle people just like you did with Obama literally to a tee.
>>76400172
Your mother
>>76400562
>this poster thinks american IPs are all kikes
interesting
>>76391911
I was actually happy seeing that. Most Canadians hate geese, they shit everywhere and are annoying. It's also not even our national animals. It's the beaver. Fun fact, despite the name, there's more of those geese in America than there are in Canada.
Also, the eagle didn't even kill it. It got tricked by the goose, which escaped. Then the eagle couldn't kill it for 20 minutes, gave up and left. A perfect metaphor for American stupidity and foreign policy.
>btw I think bald eagles are badass
>>76392017
annex us please
>>76391911
The fact people can spin a goose fleeing a predator and having to retreat and hide until the predator got bored into OMG THE GOOSE WON THE FIGHT BEAUTIFUL THIS IS A SIGN CANADA STRONG is fucking reaching for some serious straws
If anything it's like if America beat the shit out Canada and chased their bitch ass home so they knew their place. Then went back to doing America things.
>>76400519
Yet it's Canada. Barely any nigger slavery, end of the underground railroad, super tolerant n shieet, respect all regardless of color.
Yet they still........STILLL act like degenerate apes from the jungle. Makes you think.
>>76400562
I don't think people in your country needed to be bamboozled to vote for weed and free shit m8
>hurr niggers fucking violent savages
>fucking pitbull nigger dog
>hurr eagle so based and majestic
>>76399638
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>76393089
i know i saved this picture for a reason
>>76392017
Dog bless
>>76391911
>http://globalnews.ca/news/2745222/battle-between-american-eagle-and-canada-goose-caught-on-camera/?sf28111713=1
>ducks plays dead, then runs away
sounds about right.
good job canada
>>76401034
butthurt non-raptor goose nigger detected
>>76398139
how the fuck?
>>76393601
Dear America,
When will you annex Canada?
t. Cuzco
>>76392017
What a great snapshot.
>>76395635
10/10
>>76392017
canada completely and eternally BTFO with no chance of recovery
holy shit
>>76392017
Someone should add a smug pepe and crying wojack face to this
>>76400406
Because you don't respect their space
There are geese all around my shop and they've never bothered us
>>76401573
>>76394046
>Scraping for pennies
But pennies don't exist anymore here :^)
>>76391911
>>76392017
>A
>FUCKING
>GOOSE
Also the raven is the wise mans bird
we wuz vikangz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0w9q125TSI
>>76401711
>their space
Are you serious? Spoken like a true canuck.
>>76393836
This.
>>Welcome to 4chan, you fucking nub.
birds are neat
>>76401573
Canada is a containment board, all of our worst will move there after trump wins.
>>76398240
Holy fuck that's a dim egret. He'll never poke his tiny head through a falcon cage again.
>>76391911
I live in Oregon, Geese are dicks.
Every time you go into a forest over here you can hear at least 4 of these sounds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFaf59Rdrhg
And we have lots of forest, so they make it especially comfy
>>76391911
>>A fucking F18 fighter vs. CP-140
>>"Yay, America wins!"
Eagle gives up after 20 minutes, while Goose gets ready to shit all over your lawns.
Stay mad.
>>76397886
kek cuckanada
i bet you voted that faggot justin into office
>>76401558
Keep in mind birds have a very flimsy bone structure. Even an elderly woman can simply twist and pop off their limbs.
>>76402482
burb thread?
>>76394269
I'd be so scared to have an eagle that close to my face. That beak is made for plucking out eyes.
>>76402010
cheeky bastards
>Canada this assblasted
>>76391911
as a human I feel like I could wrestle a goose if I was angry enough, but I would never try to fight something that would probably kill me like an eagle. Seriously I bet it would be like fighting a bear
>>76393197
I remember watching this guy years ago. When he was pretty much still skinny. Then he got together with that annoying attention whore and suddenly he is fat.
What a sad, sad story. Poor guy, feel sorry for him. Even his videos are shit now.
>That feel when my provincial bird is not a retard goose that shits everywhere
>>76403015
burb thread!
>>76398139
God made an awesome world.
>>76392017
DELETE THIS
>>76392017
LAND
OF
THE
FREE
HOME
OF
THE
BRAVE
>>76403015
are dungarees back?
>>76398139
>Heh. Nothin' personnel, kid.
>>76391911
Oh the article says the goose was fine in the end and the Eagle gave up and flew away.
>>76393197
>when you get BTFO, run away from your enemies and barely survive, you win
>>76394696
Nice white you have there. It'd be a shame if it got set on fire.
>>76391911
>>76392017
Trump vs Weedman
>>76401558
>how the fuck?
gotta go fast
https://www.google.com/#q=falcon+speed
>>76403816
Thats just too much though
How do you guys even survive in Australia without guns when literally every animal there was bred to kill everything it comes in contact with?
>>76403875
Speed Racer the bird.
>>76403197
Unyuu
>>76392017
Still the eagles is the endangered species
>>76391911
Canada has more bald eagles than the US. You burgers literally use one of our animals as your symbol...pretty sad tbqh
>>76403816
Seriously don't want your eagles. They sound like flying bears.
>>76392017
That's an awesome picture, saved
>>76403624
nah. burkas are currently in fashion.
>>76392017
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>76403816
I don't think anybody will contest the claim that australia has the most fucked up animals.
>>76403259
I really am annoyed by chicks in online games who use an affected 'little girl' a L's nyanners. I guess they do it because it gets them attention but it just makes me cringe listening to a 20 something year old chick force her voice to unnaturally sound like shes 8.
>>76404050
>Still the eagles is the endangered species
:(
>>76392017
Nothing but a country of bullies
>>76391911
I wish he would have killed that goose, I fucking hate geese.
Anybody from Canada that doesn't hate geese doesn't have to deal with them on a daily basis. They shit everywhere, making little green and black landmines you have to avoid.
>>76402514
And then we'll nuke the place.
>>76399444
Isis
>>76404390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkW7r-rgeBQ
>>76403816
>>76404366
>:^)
>>76404159
This. I once heard Australia referred to as "God's Dumping Ground." Probably one of the most apt descriptions I've ever heard.
POISONOUS BIRDS, FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>76404401
But obama showed the world that your nukes have all deteriorated from lack of funding and they arent sure if they even work.....even the phones didnt work.
>>76403995
>>76404066
>>76404159
you do realize wedge tailed eagles are just smaller golden eagles right?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTul9-HGu8
>first one is eagle vs bear
Sorry Russia, not even you guys can compete apparently
Lets be friends so we dont have to fight
>>76404581
thanks m8. i was searching for this pic since forever.
>>76404507
I wish we had some gyrfalcons around here to control the population. There are a few bald eagles around but you almost never see them.
>>76404628
Jesus christ
I wouldnt be surprised if the alligators had 50 foot frog tongues that could pull with the force of a pickup truck
>>76403816
well yeah it's Australia, the place where everything is trying to kill you.
>>76393601
>>76391911
I hate geese
>>76404628
Australian wildlife is so deadly, John Carpenters The Thing landed there and said "NOPE" as it got the fuck back inside its ship
