>You weren't born as an Australian
I don't know if I can take this anymore.
>>76357584
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL!
>>76359480
No, please. You have room for me and other Canadians. We know you do!
>>76360233
You'll just bring your Marist ideas with you. You'll turn this place into Canada 2. Fuck that.
>>76357584
DUDE
>>76359480
What a ratty slut
>>76359480
Australian women are the biggest cock teases in existence. They top self entitled american women.
>>76357584
I wish I was an Aussie...
>tfw engaged to an Aussie
When I inevitably move to Australia which province should we move to? Looking for least amount of liberals.
So far I've heard Queensland but apparently there's a drug problem
>>76359480
straya, be nice to your brother.
>>76357584
Thank god. Shittiest english speaking country in the world. Can you believe they aren't even in the G8?
Total retard infested backwater.
Let's export Europe's refugees to Australia.
It's a big enough country so no one will ever notice them. Plus, they'll just blend in with the abos.
Problem solved. Ta da!
>tfw mom is from Sydney
So fucking close.
>>76360959
You don't even see these literal sub-humans unless you go out into the bush to find them.
>>76360977
Queensland is fucking humid as fuck, so if you can deal with that, it's a nice place.
Just know that schoolies is fucking loud.
>>76361617
Fuck off, cunt.
I know you love kebab cock, but we don't want that scum here.
>>76361818
>I know you love kebab cock
You know nothing about what kind of cock I like, abo.
NOTHING.
>>76360621
No, please. Let me go to Australia. Let us all go. Why are you doing this to us?
>>76361885
Go back to your camp to get enriched, softcock.
>>76361887
If you were a person of any worth you would be welcome. We welcome people who are qualified in fields we need. Just find a yellow girlfriend and make little half-breeds like the rest of your people.
>>76362011
...he said, with copious amounts of abo cum on his breath.
>>76360977
Outer suburbs in Brisbane are okay except for degenerate wiggers in Ipswich. Things are pretty good in country areas as well but the further out you go the more crazy shit you'll get from the abo population.
>>76362037
Are you guys looking for pilots with electrical engineering degrees?
>>76362133
>engineering
American engineering is shit.
>>76362133
Probably. https://www.border.gov.au/Trav/Work
Australia? With exotic dangers and endless desert? and not glorious France?
Stay out of war, make love and SCIENCE.
Close to CERN, and home to the world's first commercial fusion reactor.
A little problem with Muslims now, but turn back a century or two and you have problems with Christian extremists.
That's the rub, but you get a lot of bang for the buck.
Live fast, die hard and free.
>>76362201
>said the cuck from a country whose good engineers died long ago
>>76362331
>glorious France
Absolutely disgusting, please kill yourself at once.
>>76362088
>abo
>not emu
Fucking hell Fritz at least try and get your shitposting right
>>76357584
Ha ha! Strewth cunt, I know what you mean mate!
Let's put another shrimp on the barby and have a chat with some crispbreads and marmite! Crikey!
>>76362088
>>76362387
I get that you're frustrated and can't talk about it in real life, lest the Stazi come fuck you up for hurting the feelings of your rapefugees, but shitting on others does nothing to help your country and only makes you look worse.
>>76357584
If you can't handle that you wouldn't be able to handle the bantz anyways.
>>76362582
>he's against shitting on others
Degenerate. This would absolutely not fly in Germany.
>>76362579
>marmite
The truest of baits.
>>76362646
We've entered a rift in space time, in the Aussie thread it is actually the Germans that shit post
>>76362589
Australia has been dethroned as the Kings of Bantz by Romanians months ago. They've lost their edge.
>>76362823
We're going to be treated like Canadians are now once the normies here elect the faggoty socialist party in a few months... I'm just trying to enjoy the board before that happens.
ah, well take solace in the fact that you will never be a lea-
shit. If it helps, we are the least white country in the anglosphere
>>76362037
I am white. I don't want to make half-breeds. What can I DO, so I can go live in Australia?
>>76362986
>We're going to be treated like Canadians are now
Doubtful, Canadians are barely human. Your semi-humanoid condition will shield you from the worst that Canadians experience on a daily basis.
>>76363089
https://www.border.gov.au/Trav/Stud
>>76363118
I'm on to you faggot, you're not German at all
>>76363197
I'm New German, i.e. Syrian :^)
>>76363247
When is the Ramadan attack planned for Germany?
>>76363171
Nice link, but why are you being so rude in this thread? So many people here are being mean to Canadians and I am about to have a panic attack. I don't want to breed with Asian women and I want to live in Australia. Help me.
>>76363710
Want to chat on skype?
>>76363566
No, seriously, I'm German, a proud Bavarian from the great city of Munich.
>>76363756
>contactfagging on /pol/
How the unmighty have fallen.
Jesus.
>>76357584
AUSTRALIA PRIDE!!!!!!!!!
I've met so many Australians who come to BC for outdoor activities, they are bretty nice guys, but a lot of them are total hippies.
>>76360943
Funny, I've never had any trouble fucking american women
>>76363878
>I've never had any trouble fucking american women
It's good to be rich, eh?
>>76364014
Nah I'm practically broke. They're just easy and love Australians talking shit and flirting with them for whatever reason.
>>76363758
Is it true that Bavarians (alpinids) tend to have darker features than those in the north?
>>76364262
>Nah I'm practically broke
What a shocker.
lmao
>>76364262
That's because bantz are actually the key to getting women
>>76357584
>your mere nationality will never bring a thread quality down to zero
>you will never be able to make posts as devoid of content, topic relevance or quality as the Outback of devoid of Life
>>76364443
You sure you're not talking about Canadians there?
>>76364741
You're going to make
>>76363710
Kill himself
>>76363710
I'm trying to find out what my old Skype was. But how do I know you're not going to bully me and brutalize me, like people have It is my dream to live in Australia, I think of it every single day.
>>76364333
>Is it true that Bavarians (alpinids) tend to have darker features than those in the north?
True.
Not in terms of skin color, but the majority of Bavarians seems to be brunette.
> I suffer in Canada
Man, I was born in Russia and had lived there 25 years, and survived. Now, I have been living in Germany for 5 years and feels like a shit hole. I dream of moving to Canada/Australia all the time.
>>76365191
That's what I meant, sorry.
What about eyes?
>>76365309
I'd say it's an equal mix of blue and brown eyes.
We should never have race-mixed with Austrians. Austria was invaded by Turks and Slav subhumans, and now we pay the price for that.
>>76365424
>JwJbCUcy
>cucky
>>76365483
And yeah my mother is from the Rheinland Pfalz region, half her family has brown eyes and half blue. All fucking giants though, my cousiin (female) is 184cm
>>76364390
Yez
>>76365644
>using metric system for height
What is this meme, burger?
>>76365768
Just trying to accommodate for the non Americans
>>76365840
Seems like you're the KEK here then
>>76357584
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>>76365191
I've got brown hair from my Bavarian ancestors. Strong jaw from the Prussian ones. Last name of the ones from Bonn
>>76361699
You realize you can get an Australian passport automatically ay?
>>76362133
Australia drastically needs gynecologists because we're full of sick cunts
