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What would the reaction to this be today?
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fake and gay
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WHERE's THE BLACK PEOPLES @

aliens will only know the white boys
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>>76354532
Haha theres a penis and boobs
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Hydrogen is a sexist element. Curium should have been used for the elements.
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I mean other than the fact that Pluto isn't a planet. I'm talking about the two people standing there.
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>>76354532

What will we never see today because of these SJWs?
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>>76354721
Honestly the woman could be any fucking race except nigger obviously, but the man is clearly of European descent.
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>>76354778
they look jewish, mate
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>>76354532
White oppressors. Where is the minority represented in this?
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>>76354989
I don't know, it's hard to tell if the guy's penis is cut or not. One thing's for sure though it just confirms it's a white guy. Niggers are too long and Asians are too short.
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>>76354532
>giving the ayy lmaos the coordinates to earth
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>>76354532
normative bullshit - why do they only include 2 of the 256 genders? where is the shim with ALL the genitals?

reinforcing binary gender roles in our representative space garbage in current year is abhorrent! and guess what number system they used to approximate the height of the cis scum??? fucking binary!!!
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>>76354532
not nearly enough genders....a new probe with an apology plaque needs to sent immediately along with an avante garde phonograph describing the inherent evils of the patriarchy and all white cis/het men. We would want to offend any planetkin genderfluid aliens who share thomas the tank engine as a headmate. What are we? barbarians?
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By the way if there are any super oldfags or people who are well-versed in this plaque, was there any SJW-like bullshit going on at the time about the plaque?
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>>76355424
They're going to find an odd world with androgynous humans that look nothing like those pictured and large areas of disarray that'll lead them to wonder how this was ever sent. Perhaps its was just garvage that somehow ended up in space
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>>76354532
Dude is jacked. mirin
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>>76354532
I'm actually human and I can't understand half this shit.
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>>76354532

Can someone explain to me what this is please
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HIGH TEST
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>>76355883
We didn't get to talk about it on the internet you dumbfuck. Our exposure to this was a grainy TV newscast in a smoky bar, at most
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>>76356913
It's a space probe by eggheads in hopes of having alien contact.
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>>76355883
We didn't get to talk about it on the internet you dumbfuck. Our exposure to this was a grainy TV newscast in a smoky bar, at most. Completely different times.
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>>76354532
They should have put nukes, guns, and other violent shit on it. If anybody finds it, they're going to come and eat us.
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>>76354532
i cant believe you posted this i love u
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>>76356700
tiny dick tho its barely his thumb
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>>76354532
>pluto

ayy lmaos gonna be confused
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>>76354532
Maybe if they did it today, they could get all the pulsar positions correct.
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>>76357058
>in hopes of having alien contact
I think it was meant more as a symbol of cosmic good will and trust at a time when human good will and trust was seriously lacking.
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>>76356913
>Can someone explain to me what this is please

A plaque on a probe they sent out, in case aliens found it. It would give them information about us.

>what we look like
>our scale in comparison to the probe's size
>a gesture of hello we have
>the path the probe took out of our solar system
>the order of planets in our system
>some complicated star map thing they could decode to learn our exact location

They basically fucked our opsec.
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Soon
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>>76354532
and the 34 new genders
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>>76354532
did they actually try give this to someone and get them to fugue out what it means?
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>>76354532
Why is the woman standing there demurely and not waving?
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>>76354728
your doing it wrong
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>>76357085
That didn't seem to stop libshits back then.
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>>76354532
>implying aliens or nasa cares bout your gender nicknames
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>>76356913
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_Golden_Record
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>be alien
>find probe and see pictures
>decode the lines to find Earth
>roadtrip!
>get there and land
>go to first person you see
>lift arm up like the human in the picture does
>the human does the same
>Radio home, "We found the guy who sent us the probe. The shorter human is not accounted for."
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>>76357389
i found the regressive.
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>>76357347
Why would that happen?
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>>76354532
fucking nasa and seti. possibly giving out coordinates of earth to xeno fuck. best policy is to lay as low as possible.
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>>76357682
cute
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>>76357751
I was just saying what the reaction would be, not that I agree that "it's problematic."
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>>76354532
YA !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzY099ihULs
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> Alien finds Voyager
> Looks at humans
> Swipes left, goes after some of that Centauri booty instead
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Wonder no more. Leftists went on a crusade against it. All depictions of humanity must be of a queer black muslim woman. http://archive.is/jllH6
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>>76354532
Damn I wanna nail that hoe on the right! She has wide birthing hips, good thighs, and she must have a big ass.
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>>76357760
estrogen in the water
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>>76354532
Nice thought play, we should certainly send an updated plaque for inclusiveness. Aliens must be having fun reading our twitter wars between SJW's and the common people.
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>>76357582
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_Golden_Record

not correct. Others who say its from Voyager, you are wrong as well. Its Pioneer 10 and 11 plaque:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque

Pic related is Voyager plaque
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>>76354532
Or !!
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New plaque. Old one was problematic.
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>>76358418
I remember seeing about it on TV
it contains pictures of niggers
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>>76358109
> Western dominated material

Then perhaps other cultures should build a probe.

Doesn't matter, not like they can go out and retrieve Voyager to politically correct it.
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>>76358418
Didn't realize they were two different things. Thanks anon.
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>>76358949
The pics are actually pretty weird.
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>>76358966
No, but they'll probably want to send a missile or laser after it at some point. It's a hate probe.
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>>76354532
So I guess the reason aliens don't want to visit is cause they think we're autistic
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>>76357333

Retrieval mission for first FTL flights. Commence tachyon silence.
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>>76359162
http://webodysseum.com/art/116-images-of-the-voyager-golden-record/
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>Hitler’s broadcasting of the 1936 Olympics will be the first thing the ayyliums see
>they will find earth by locating the source of the signal
>they will come here expecting to see a masterrace capable of interstellar travel
>they will see a regressed civilisation ruled by islam and go home disappointed
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>>76354532
While watching the first Star Trek movie I asked myself that same question. I quickly came to the conclusion that NASA would be endlessly harassed over its simplistic views of humanity and then probably have the remainder of their funding taken away due to public outcry.
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>>76357474
Damn. I only noticed it now because I actually bothered to look up the Kent State Shooting but 3 out of 4 of the dead protesters were Jews. With a statistic like that I would surmise that the majority or near majority of the protesters were Chosens. Once again, Jews doing it to themselves and blaming the goyim for the blowback.
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>>76359323
triggered
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>>76358418
I dont know how to read/understand that. Should i be worried?
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>>76359683
Typical 3rd world education
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>>76359323
>160cm
when will they learn?

also
>lomberg
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>>76359323
Thanks anon, that's cool as hell.
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>>76354532

Why is the man first?
Why does he get to wave at the alien? Why is the man taller?

Fucking patriarchal society.
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>>76354532
>Aliens see this
>Translate it to their native language
>Horey shit there's intelligent life in this quadrant!
>Head to earth
>See all the shit going on
>Oh no these intelligent life forms are being exterminated by what looks like an invasive species, we need to save them
>Alien armada descends and exterminates every single minority with their space lasers
>Only whites remain
>SJWs and feminists die in the cross fire as they try to shield the minorities, Aliens think they are just mind controlled or infected so they must be purged as well
>Alien leader meets President Trump and says he is happy that they got to the earth in time to save them from the invasive species
>People confused as fuck
>They hold up the nasa plaque that shows white people
>Everyone rejoices anyway because all the minorities and race traitors are dead
>The earth enters an eternal age of prosperity
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>>76359683
Apparently it's mostly just how to play the record. Plus a map on how to find us.
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>>76359872
There was an Outer Limits episode that had aliens come and offer to clean the entire world of pollution including the entirety of the oceans as long as we gave them all our black people.
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>>76359964
what did they want the dindus for?
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this is something that makes my blood boil beyond any words, that makes me go on a million man killing spree:

these parasitical good for nothing over entitled leftist scum think they have any say over this, but they themselves can not do anything similar to launching a probe outside of the solar system, I mean jesus fucking christ if you yourself cant send the message why the fuck do you think your opinion on the message even matters?
go make your own voyager you disgusting pieces of shit I swear I am going to murder you all even if it is the last thing I do on this earth
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>>76354532
Pioneer Plaque rule 34 anyone? :)
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>>76360278
Who cares? id make the trade so long as they don't come back.
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>>76360278
It was never explained. Was left to the viewer to speculate.
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>>76354532
WHITE PATRIARCHY
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>>76359964
Why the actual fuck would they want black people?
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>>76360473
To punish them for the pyramids they stole.
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Those fucking idiots included Pluto in their list of planets....
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>>76359964
Did Earth accept?
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>>76357682
>lift arm up like human in the picture does
>human says, "Fuck off, space niggers, we're full!"
>Radio home, very confused
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>>76360517
KEK. Top bants.

>Noice one stralia.
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>>76360592
Yes. Everyone tried arguing about it but inevitably at least in the US we know they said yes. You just see the blacks being taken away (I forget how) and then it shows the earth rejuvenated.
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>>76354721
wasn't it printed in a gold disc?
if anything they will think we are all asians
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>>76354532
>What would the reaction to this be today?
Let's get a twitter campaign going. We demand NASA launches a mission to recover the plaque, and replace it with <current year> values. Yes I know it is almost impossible ( particular planetary alignment occurs only once every 175 years, to get voyager 1 's trajectory, and we would also need to out accelerate it etc etc), or would be fucking insanely expensive, but SJW will take the bait guaranteed
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Oh here it is. It wasn't the Outer Limits but some other show. I have no idea what the fuck I was doing when I first saw this shit.

https://youtu.be/y6-n9axdiOs
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>>76359323
>now we could basically just send a thumbnail-sized cartridge with 10000000x the information
Fucking technology
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>>76360607
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>>76359323
http://re-lab.net/welcome/sounds2.html

here is the sounds + music they sent
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>>76361061
we could send them all the variations of the ayy lmao meme
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>>76358966
This makes me happy
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>>76357582
>Carl Sagan suggested that The Beatles song "Here Comes the Sun" be included on the record, but the record company EMI that held the copyrights to the song, declined due to copyright concerns.
fucking aliens stealing our music
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>>76361061
>basically just send a thumbnail-sized cartridge with 10000000x the information
Need to encase it in a lot of lead so the info isn't destroyed relatively quickly, by cosmic rays and radiation, the gold will last 100's of millions of years. Also the gold disks had instructions for making a playback device etched right on them, that doesn't really work with a flash drive.
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One day, hundreds of years from now, this will be looked back on as the most foolish decision mankind ever made
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>>76354532
Fucking hell they drew the satelite to scale behind the humans so whoever finds it would know exactly how big we were.

Can't convince them we're some form of giant space gods the size of galaxies.

humanity u dun fuckd up.
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>>76361405
>Need to encase it in a lot of lead so the info isn't destroyed relatively quickly, by cosmic rays and radiation, the gold will last 100's of millions of years.
Isn't gold a really good conductor? You could just put a tiny computer onboard made of gold circutry and encase only the storage in lead.
>>76361519
Aussie shitposting at it's finest
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>>76361519
>Australian trying to shitpost even in space
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>>76361601
Oi!

You shut the fuck up cunt, my post was orite.
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>>76354532
I think it's a good attempt but I think the aliens that see in infrared, communicate exclusively with chemical fluid exchange and only conceptualize as a hive mind will look at this and say "WHAT THE FUCK?!!"
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Feminists made a fuss about the woman's "passivity" and lack of minorities back when it came out. Today, they would demand the man be agender with piercings, dyed hair and a dildo staff, and the woman would wear a hijab but no shirt with "not asking for it" written across her bare chest in crop circles.
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>>76361476
the other disk they sent after that one is much worse
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>>76360354
That probably would have been more relevant information than what we sent.
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>>76361601
>Isn't gold a really good conductor?
Yes it's great for connectors, etc, but flash mem tech requires a semiconductor (i.e. gallium doped silicon etc). I think we'd be better off going total go-ould/asgard/etc StarGate crystal tech.

>Data written to a glass “memory crystal” could remain intact for a million years,

>potential to store a staggering 360 terabytes of data (equivalent to 75,000 DVDs) on a standard-sized disc

http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/news/2013/jul/17/5d-superman-memory-crystal-heralds-unlimited-lifetime-data-storage

Pretty cool shit, if in a million years anyone can figure out how to read it
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>>76361601
>tiny computer onboard made of gold circutry
you need semiconductors for a working computer
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>>76361913
the reason whites let themselves get destroyed by diversity is the same reason they sent that out

white people are so nice that they offered our species and planet for the taking
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>>76359323
They should have put pics of World War Two on it
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The Golden Record also carries an hour long recording of the brainwaves of Ann Druyan. During the recording of the brainwaves, Druyan thought of many topics, including Earth's history, civilizations and the problems they face, and what it was like to fall in love. >tfw actually thought about some dark twisted secret and humans doing something stupid or bad to aliens who visit after finding record. or just brain waves are enuff to see prob too much of human mind.
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>>76362283
In the time it will have taken for that thing to get far out enough for alien life to find, translate and come to earth our sun will have already expanded and consumed us.
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>>76362345
>should have put pics of World War Two on it
video related.
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>>76362451
>tfw actually thought about some dark twisted secret and humans doing something stupid or bad to aliens who visit after finding record. or just brain waves are enuff to see prob too much of human mind.
Or it's so esoteric that the aliens won't know what the fuck it is.

We might as well have sent them poetry about our farts written in "WingDings".
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>>76359331
Sad and true.
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>>76354532
WHERE IS HER VAGINA MY GOD SHE'S NOT ANATOMICALLY CORRECT THE CHAUVINISM IS PALPABLE.
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>>76362451
>aliens find it
>stellaris research project
>"it contains a recording of some alien brainwaves, maybe we can use it to bring it back to life"
>opt 1: resurrect him (+100 society research points)
>opt 1: let dead aliens lie (everyone happier if you have xenophobe ethos)
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>>76362596
Druyan was born in Queens, New York, the daughter of Pearl A. (Goldsmith) > jew thoughts sent to aliens
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>>76362839
>yfw they recognize their own
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>>76362839
great, now theyll come to exterminate
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>>76354721
Didn't the feminists literally say this?
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>>76362839
The disc counts on Aliens living in a gas and therefore are able to hear anything. It counts on aliens having eyes and the ability to conceptualize a 2-D line drawing as a representation of 3-D. It counts on aliens having a concept of time like we do. It counts on aliens thinking and communicating like we do.

We don't know if aliens will have individuals, or reproduction or if they are 'alive'. They could be something so extremely exotic.

That disk is some stupid bullshit. Again, nice attempt, but it's extremely anthropocentric. It was made for humans for aliens to understand.
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A waste of time and money. It is highly unlikely that it will ever be found by another species.
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>>76360517
top kek
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>>76363183
don't kid yourself this planet will be sold for space sheckles if not already
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>>76363203
>A waste of time and money.
at least it wasnt spent on muh progroms
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>>76354532
Dude she's naked huh huh huh

Check it out man
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>>76358720
underrated
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>be alien
>read this
>drawing of 2 living organisms (i think) and some lines

what work did they do to determine that this would be intelligible information to aliens?
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>>76363706
they assume ayylmaos would look harder at some mysterious alien artifact they found drifting in the void
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>>76363706
>Along with the audio, the record contains a collection of 116 pictures (one of which is for calibration) detailing but not limited to human life on earth and the planet itself. Many pictures are annotated with one or many indications of scales of time, size or mass. Some images also contain indications of chemical composition. All measures used on the pictures are first defined in the first few images using physical references.
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>>76363706
https://youtu.be/GDrBIKOR01c?t=637
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>>76363911
>aliens open the probe
>the aliens live in a super heated, highly compressed ocean of acid and the whole thing dissolves in seconds.
>"Whoops!" is still universally translatable.
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>>76363706
It makes sense if you're good at math, and presumably aylmaos capable of interstellar travel are also good at math.
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>>76364050
The entire thing is made of gold buddy.
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>>76364210
>gold doesn't ever melt or dissolve in any acids
welp, it does.
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>>76364210
Gold still melts, guy.
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>>76359807
Wish I grew up in the 1970s watching hippies die on tv and watching them finally take over and are BTFO for 30 years by Reagan making America great again.
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>>76361254
>that fucking heartbeat

creepy
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>>76358966

African deepspace probe carrying three coconuts, a chicken and a box of purple drank, with a crudely drawn picture of snoop dogg depicted as Egyptian nobility stapled to the side is discovered by ET's

Aliens would stop by and leave an enormous BIX NOOD in a cornfield somewhere and never visit again.
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>>76362961
yup
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>>76354721
Why broadcast black people into space when they have never been there?
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>>76359964
>earth accepted and was clean of trash and blacks
>earth rejects the deal and blacks are hated even more because earth is still full of trash and it's also polluted and blacks are hated even more
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>>76359964

So... what's the downside?
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>>76364369
aqua regia in space? fuck off
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>>76364023
Dude should copyright that library site. And have copyrights to everything. and be the only source for reserch papers.
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>>76359323
White guy winning race, kek
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>>76358720
Fucking choice. I keked.
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>>76366551
Whites or evil or some other garbage. As a white guy I didn't give a shit. I thought the story was hilarious.
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Upset that there are no transgenders
Upset at lack of other races
Upset at too much science, needs more sociology and art
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>>76367193
:DD
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>>76366733
MIRRIN QUADS
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we are alone in the universe.
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>>76362499
what movie?
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>>76363183
Assuming any alien worth their salt got to space, they'd need to overcome a lot of the challenges we have. I guarantee you that if they could decode and display the information on the record that they would be able to interpret a photo, have a concept of time, distance etc.
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>>76360607
>land in America
>get shot
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I don't think /pol/ realizes how intrinsica the concepts of time and space are to the human perspective. It might not be an exaggeration to say that time itself does not exist, but is instead the human mind's effort to parse the wholeness of reality. "Moments" are easier to analyze than an entire existence.

On top of that, we've needed to invent terms like dark matter and dark energy to explain why the rest of the universe does not follow our expected models of astrophysics. Space itself may operate in ways that are incomprehensible outside of our solar system and we'd have no means to confirm it.
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>>76369310
>what movie?
Contact (1997)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118884/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

some torrents: https://kat.cr/usearch/contact%201997/

I just downloaded it about 20 minutes ago, hadn't watched it in years
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>>76369775
>land in Sweden
>get residence permit and welfare
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>>76354532
Bitch looks mongoloid
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>>76370061
>land in Australia
>get shipped to Toronto somali housing projects cause current galactic year
>get your florggle raped
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>>76354532

They would have lost their shit over it and the whole project would be scrapped.
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>>76355631
>256 genders
I hope that includes mine.
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>>76370232
filtered. Have a nice day.
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this picture had already sparked some debates at the time it was published about how it misrepresents females to be passive (only the male is waving).
this toxic feminism isn't anything new
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>>76354532
>sexist

Why is the man waving but the woman not? Is she the man's slave?

>racist

Both people clearly caucasian.
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>>76369973

Dude, you are talking a whole megaton of geometrically higher level stuff here than these fucking deadheads will ever be able to comprehend.
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>>76354532
By the time aliens visit us, they will wonder where all the white boys went
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>>76369973
>>76371436

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ie9musGEqQ
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>>76366333
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>>76370001
thanks m8.
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>>76354532
Whitey is on the moon.
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>>76371795
>6'4
>king of manlets
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>>76354532

immediately begin preparing biological weapons against characteristics of the species describing itself
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We really should have sent something more intimidating out into space. Why would we want other aliens to know we're soft fleshy things? We should have drawn a giant monster on it so no one fucks with us.

Or at the very least draw a plutonium atom so they know we can nuke them.
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>>76372943
manlet detected
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>>76354532
>Heteronormative cisgendered couple

Absolutly disgusting.jpg
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>>76355883
there was actually

people complained about them being naked and they had to remove the details of the womans vagina because women complained
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>>76363183
You're an idiot.

The only frame of reference we have for life is our planet. The only frame of reference we have for intelligent life is our planet. 3rd planet from the sun, in the proper zone with the proper elements to create life and a habitable environment for it to adapt in. This is how life exist, this is how intelligent life exists.

Now, the ONLY way we know of life existing, is if it's on a planet similar to ours with elements similar to ours in a spot by it's sun similar to ours. Now if all the ingredients for life HAVE to be similar to ours to create life, then it follows, logically, that the life evolved out of those similarities, would also be similar to our life.

To expand on this, the only evidence we have of intelligent life is ourselves. Out of all the literally trillions of life forms on this planet, we are the only intelligent ones and the only ones with the bodily form we have. (upright, bipedal, grasping limbs attached to upper torso with sensory organs and brain at the very top)

THEREFORE, the ONLY possible form an intelligent alien being can take, is one similar to ours. Maybe not bipedal, could be tripedal or a quadraped, with multiple grasping limbs and/or multiple heads, but they will always be arranged the same. Head/s on top, arm/s on upper torso, legs beneath them for support and balance.

Until we find a life form that breaks all of our expectations of how life works, our only frame of reference, our only way of assuming, is to just assume it's like us. And it is.
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>>76354934
Women need more body positive models. My reaction to this today is to recommend adding Shillary.
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Am i the only one that thinks that aliens do exist but they are like animals and not some super advanced creatures with flying cars?
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>>76354532
Even back then the left cried about the characters being white and the woman looking smaller than the man.
We had this shit coming, but we didn't take it seriously.
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I have this tattooed and not even baby boomers know what this is...
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>>76354532
Reaction this very day : If intelligent life were to visit us, Trump would order the building of a wall.
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>>76359323
pretty dank
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>>76371795
>claims 6' 7" is perfect height
>be 6' 4", work at an ice cream store, super tall man duck his head coming in the door every visit
>mfw when I quit my line cook job because hoodvents too fucking low
>mfw my feet dangle of my queen size bed
>king of manlets
>mfw stastistically anything but a manlet is probably 5% of the population
>mfw whoever made this is probably 5' 4"
>mfw there are pros and cons to height, this is retarded.
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>>76356758
Put down the joint, leaf. It's not hard to figure it out. It's a pulsar map, relative to our sun, since Ayy lamos probably navigate and orient by landmarks like pulsars.

The bottom is the planets.
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>>76372943
In 20 years, it will be.
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>>76355424
this the last thing we need is ayy lmaos fucking coming here and fucking shit up
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>>76375047
That's an idiocracy tier tweet
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>>76375546
It's a meme.
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>aliens land on earth after following the gold plate
>Humans are just animals for them that they hold as pets
>NEETs get abducted because the aliums don't want humans to know about their business
>one day you find yourself in a small cage
>2 tall grey aliums approach you and your heart almost stops
>they check on your health, probe your anus and implant a chip into your neck
>they bring you to their home planet
zeta reticulu
>get sold to some greys to be their family dog
>once they notice you're lonely they get you a 10/10 that they fixed with a mind control laser
>a few years later it turns out that they planned to eat you and to harvest your balls for an exotic dish
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>>76358949
>it contains pictures of niggers
I hope they told the aliens not to land on Africa.
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>>76366333
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WE WUZ SPACE
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>>76375831
i could live with that
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>>76355883
It's far more likely to be christfags who complain about nude women back then.
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>>76366333
its a deterrent to keep the aliums away
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>>76375546
>mfw you fell for the most obvious b8 meme picture in the current year
are you 12?
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>>76370232
>florggle
I kekd
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>>76354532
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>>76354532
>no niggers
>no faggots and/or mental illness
>no retards and cripples
>no vegans
>no hamplanets
Voyager is sexist, racist and transphobic and this is PROBLEMATIC
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>>76354911
>What will we never see today because of these SJWs?
real human progress in well real science
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>>76354532
>that sloppy, limp armed attempt at heiling
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>>76376113
wait fαm, I got your back...
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>>76361266
We should make our own rocket, with it's own message from KEK.

It must be done before they lelaunch with niggers and other degenerates, so the aliens just comes and deathstar our entire planet.

Nobody wants this gay shit! Aliens ain't taking it
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>>76359964
Fucking deal!
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>>76360473
>>76360278
Needed some expert taste-testers for their new Qal'kdrg Fried Chicken!
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>40 years ago
>NASA eager to explore space, people have been to the moon, optimism so high that they're including media with their voyager and pioneer missions in hopes of aliens ever finding the few meters big object floating in the middle of interstellar space

>now
>moon programmes almost died, NASA is so shit that they have to rely on a private company to resupply ISS and Russians to send people up and down
>w-we'll go to Mars soon, you'll see!

I know that progress was mostly driven by cold war but come on, this is beyond ridiculous.
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>>76376344
*black
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>>76360473

Why help us at all if they knew the niggers would fuck it up all over again. It was a test to see if we knew the true source of our misery.
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>>76361061
flash drives contains a battery that will run out my man
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>>76376690
I keked loudly
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>>76354532
Where the black people at? You racists, we are entitled to be in space too.
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>>76376679
>World on the brink of a massive ideology war
>Lets do a mushy feelgood mission to Mars!

Now is just not the time to dick around in space, sad!
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>>76354721
>>76354934
the artists tried to make them as ethnically and racially ambiguous as possible
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>>76354532

Wtf are the lines above the sol system and the two circles mean?

Anyway, they threw in a gold record with "johny be good"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8JULmUlGDA
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>>76361306
Jews are really retarded, that would be great publicity for them
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>>76376954
Right because it was all sunshine and rainbows when the space race happened...
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>>76361601
Both copper and silver are better conducted and both are what SD cards use.
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>>76376679
Audi sponsored one of the rovers in a 3 rover project to the moon where one of the missions is just to check if america actually landed there
When companies are burning 60 million dollars to launch a robot to space you cant say space exploration is not increasing
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>>76358092
> wanting bald women
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>>76375133
A great orbital wall, and the space reptiles will pay for it.
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>>76354532
>only 2 genders
>whites
I'm offended.
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>>76377164
Circles are hydrogen atoms interacting, Lines are star coordinates of the sun based on the energy it emits, the dashes along the lines are binary representations of the frequencies of those solar emissions.
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>>76377397

any link for that mission?
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Fuck. Its like you want to be cucks.
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>>76357389
>already happened
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/sep/10/aliens-modern-messages-earths-equality-diversity-seti-yuri-milner
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>>76369775
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>>76361057
Man, this is not okay. I'm pretty racist myself, but I would never genocide an entire race.
This wouldn't pass.
And the fact that nigs assume it would is pretty hurtful.
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>>76374930
Of course most aliens are like this. But those ones aren't a priority, because it's possible that ones able to kill us all also exist.
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>>76359895
and why exactly do we expect other life-forms to comprehend that disk? why do we assume they have vision, like we do etc?
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>>76358720
>the concept of space exploration trolling is something I want my tax dollars behind
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>>76361266
Try to imagine it tho, if some alien race sent out thousands of their equivalent of the ayy lmao meme on some space disk and we found it.
It would revolutionise the world as we know it, change our entire understanding of life and the universe. Nations and institutions would spend trillions investigating it, thinking the pictures might explain secrets of the universe.
People would dedicate their lives into understanding it, universities would have entire faculties dedicated to it.
You can guarantee we would find meaning where there is none. Debate would rage for decades, centuries about its true significance.
But its literally just an alien meme that means less then nothing.
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>>76371795
i'm convinced that this is the most extreme i will ever see this chart get
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>>76359964
Sauce on the episode
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>>76380281
underrated
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