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There is no European risk up at the moment so I'm making one.
Say what country you want to be.
Game starts at 5 people.
>>76354078
Germany, sweden is already confirmed to be k.o. too many racist in netherlands and the dutch edition of belgion, cheese country wins again.
Cyka blyat kanker mother
>>76354461
wat
>>76354078
20 cavalry on netherlands and belguim, 200 on switserland. 50 on austria. England is -10 cavalry -1000 soldiers. Germany and sweden combined have about 80.000.000 cucks at their disposal though, but 290 real fighters on horses can take them. Seeing as they're low-life degenerated and anti-nationlist/anti-fascist anyway. Viva espaĆia go fuck yourself germany.
>>76354554
It's risk. "Wat" ain't an amount of army personal nigga.
(Nigga is, but it's only effective against cotton fields)
>>76354818
Jesus Christ calm down
>>76354961
Ain't no calming down on the degenerating EU train my nigga.
This train is heading straight to the showers.
>>76354961
Fight my cavalry or fuck off.
>>76355290
I've never seen Netherlands this mad before.
Claiming Germany if that autistic Kanker didn't claim it
>>76355512
forgot name
>>76355412
My people are a dying race, just cause the others are too weak to say something doesn't mean i have too. Now fight my cavalry with nukes so i can use EU-sanctions.
let's wait for some more mentally stable people to show up
>>76354078
Claiming Romania
>>76355512
Germany isn't claimed, the only thing they have is 40.000.000 cucks. Worth it?
>>76355654
yeah just ignore the other guy
>>76355702
Yes
Fuck off and smoke some more weed
>>76355654
I move 5 mark ruttes to hawaii.
I got Austria
>>76355696
ok i have you down
>>76355830
You fuck off, tell your grandparents they shouldn't have fought on normandy.
Annd name.
guys if you leave him alone he will stop caring and leave
>>76355981
if they didn't you wouldn't be smoking the weed you're burning right now
>>76354078
Whoever claimed America/north-korea/russia/japan. Nuke Europe. End this sjw missery for yourself.
Think of it as a cancer. you use some nuclear material, bye bye cancer. Kill EU for fucks sake. I know you niggas been enjoying this shit for more than 70 years. Just end it now.
lets just go ahead and start so say your moves
>>76356163
Would rather be dead or not born that live in this sjw shithole m8, can't punch someone in the face thanks to these fuckers without getting 2 years of jail. Weed is shit anyway.
>>76356538
Spill into Switzerland
>>76356538
Invade poland
Austria NAP?
>>76356538
Fill in Moldava
>>76356714
NAP Yeah
>>76356714
>>76356689
Axis NAP?
>>76356777
WASTED TRIPS
>>76356538
Claim serbia and montenegro!
>>76356816
THE NAP RUINED ME
>>76356538
EspaĆia.
>>76356800
>>76356714
I can see the start of something grand here.
>>76356964
Me too
>>76356964
Diversity?
MUPDATE
>>76357074
>>>/reddit/
>>76357120
Spill downward to Italy
>>76357120
Invade montenegro
>>76357120
Keep kicking the shit out of pooland
also how do we know how many territories we're getting
>>76357324
last number of post if it is dubs then times 2
>>76357120
Eat Serbia before some player from Russia intervenes
>>76357151
I also claim isreal.
>mfw already won cause rat race
>>76357453
Dubs like
>>76357200
Mupdate Serbia BTFO by Romania but still alive
>>76357665
Continue taking Italy
>>76357665
Also north africa, i invade all euro countrys that don't pay fines.
>>76357665
Finish off Serbia and spill into Bosnia.
>>76357733
>>76357200
>>76356777
What have I done to deserve this?
>>76357665
Viva la opgekankert maak plaats voor echte posts, hoer.
>>76357665
keep invading poland with these digits
>>76357807
You keep doing what you're doing. Fuck hillary or (((bernie sanders)))
>>76357733
THE DUBS AGAIN
>>76357877
checked my friend
>>76357910
Only now do you realize the might of the Austria-German-Romania axis
make me look like this
MUPDATE
>>76358390
sorry forgot pic
>>76358425
Continue our crusade through Italy
>>76358425
Fill in the remaining Serbian space and spill into Hungary
>>76358425
attack the baltics
MUPDATE
There is still room for more people.
>>76357665
Claiming Britain
In the name of the Royal Family I shall restore the empire!
>>76358677
Take Italy, starting my spill on france
>>76358688
Allies are coming in late.
Kek. Tired of appeasing for us, Cuckberlain? ;)
>>76358688
I will enjoy raping your churches and burning your women
>>76358677
Claiming Russia.
Attack Ukraine.
>>76358843
kek
>>76358677
SHIT fill baltics
>>76358843
Goddamn it, the main Ally who did all the fighting in WW2 has arrived. Hurry, Germany and Austria, we must kill the bear together if we are to surely win.
>>76358677
Fill in Bosnia
>>76358677
Britain > Belgium
>>76358771
>>76358829
Idle threats and cheap shots from small men.
>>76358843
I look forward to us working together. What say we split Europe right down the middle like after WW2?
>>76359035
They have already lost
>>76359082
Đa. Makes for better drama.
I can't wait to hear everybody's screams~
MUPDATE
Still have more room for extra people
>>76359207
Spill into slovakia
>>76359207
keep filling baltics, save one point to take luxembourg
>>76359207
Invade Armenia. Spills go to Turkroaches.
>>76359207
Fill in Croatia
>>76359085
Your destruction is imminent, your zionist controlled banks, media and government will not stand the test of time.
A hail of British bullets, artillery rounds and bombs will be the cleansing rain that will wipe clean the filth form this world that is you and your people.
>>76359207
Britain > Belgium
>>76359069
I have a nuke, don't I?
Also it appears I have a dub bonus too.
>>76359424
nope no nukes in this game
>>76359413
>Britain
>calling the Axis Zionist controlled
>Bank of England is owned by the Rothschilds
>Highly ironic
Try again, Britain.
>>76359413
Your empire will fall back to the dark ages after German and Romania get their cut of your land.
>>76359499
Shit
MUPDATE
People are still welcome to join
>>76359576
Fill in Croatia.
>>76359576
fill slovakia, start spill into Hungary
>>76359576
take eesti and latvia, spills go to gotland and denmark
>>76359677
I CAN'T HANDLE THESE DIGITS
>>76359576
Fill Belarus. The Soviet Union will be reunited again.
>>76359731
...But with these fucking rolls, I might as well be Switzerland.
>>76359576
Coming in as Greece. Roll to fill Turkey.
>>76359576
Britain > Belgium, spills to Netherlands
>>76359526
>Bank of England is owned by the Rothschilds
Not for a long time they haven't, especially not after what I learned from my good friend and hero Oswald Mosley. History will smile on us, a kingdom of Celts and Anglos standing together to conquer Europe.
>>76359824
Say, Greece. Do you want to have a NAP?
MUPDATE
>>76359983
Sure, you can have Anatolia if you want. I just want the other peninsula.
>>76359824
Methinks I'll threaten Greece to be my vassal or else I'll eat him.
>>76360107
Continue into France
>>76360107
Fill in Croatia
>>76360107
Britain > Netherlands
>>76360107
take those 2 eesti t's, sail to helsinski and gotland and then invade denmark
>>76360107
Head north to claim Bulgaria.
>>76360320
The Balkans are mine, Greece. I clearly have more strength than you, it would be wise if you forfeited.
>>76360107
Claim Bulgaria.
Annex Macedonia
>>76360453
>>76360320
>>76360413
Forfeit the entire game?
>>76360453
Oh boy.
>>76360453
You might want to pick a different country because Bulgaria currently has 1 territory.
>>76360493
Oh we will get it back along with the rest of Europe, chin up
>>76360107
Claim france, Surrender
>>76360539
Meh.
>>76360453
There is no doubt you will become enemies with Romania. An enemy of my enemy is my friend
>>76360519
Give the Romies hell, lads!
>>76360134
Gladly.
>>76360107
Invade Belarus.
>>76360537
I was fucking with you people. I'll take Iceland
>>76360546
You made the wise decision
>>76360107
get I get in on this?
>>76360731
yes
>>76360707
Please, rape everyone in this country. Turn them whatever color your skin is through replacement.
>>76360644
STOP ENCOURAGING HIM, REEEEEEE
>>76357665
germany looks fucking beautiful here
>>76360778
>>76360766
Cucking him this hard means I get all his Territory right?
>>76360766
I'll be a memeing Finn
I'LL TAKE FINLAND
Mupdate
>>76360847
im trying to unite all ancestral german land then scandinavia so yeah it should look beautiful
>>76360947
ALSO FROM NOW ON ROLLS ARE MULTIPLIED BY 2
>>76360947
SKI INTO SWEDEN AND DESTROY THOSE PATHETIC KEKS
>>76360947
Travel to Spain and Take Some land
>>76360947
Fill Slovenia
>>76360947
Attack Albania.
>>76360947
do what i said to do>>76360301
>>76360857
I will pay for your soldiers to stay in my country
>>76360947
Invade Ukraine.
>>76360983
NAP?
>>76360947
Take Bulgaria, spill into Macedonia.
>>76361119
yes, as long as i can get a path into finland
>>76360947
Joining as Sweden
Take over Norway
>>76361303
i'm destroying Sweden
>>76361283
I'm Finland, chat shit get hit
>>76361406
No, your "anonymous"
>>76361406
I know that you kek, im going to conquer Helsinki whether you like it or not
>>76361303
You probably want a different country because Sweden is being invaded and is almost dead
>>76361495
>>76361525
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76361562
kek
>>76361562
Yeah, I'll switch to Spain.
MUPDATE
The battle for Helsinki was long and vicious but Sweden emerged victorious. Iceland's invasion of spain went very well taking much land, but a new contender has risen to the challenge of repelling the invasion
i'll take Norway and join the Axis
>>76362097
finish Sweden spills go into Norway
>>76362097
Spill into Czech Republic and then we will continue onto France
>>76362168
faggot
>>76362097
Shit, I didn't see that Iceland invaded.
Fuck, push him out.
>>76362168
This guy knows whats going on
>>76362097
claim friesland and netherlands, spill into belgium
>>76362168
>>76362179
Norway push into the russian dick
>>76362097
Fill Kosovo first and Montenegro second, then spill into the eastern portion of Greece.
I fucking warned you Greece, I -warned- you.
>>76362097
Keep taking Spanish Land
>>76362305
So war it is, then.
>>76362097
Attack Romania in the west.
>>76362179
Want to make Scandinavia now that the cuck is gone?
>>76362168
you don't just join the alliance i started, pal
>>76362097
Invade Ukraine.
>>76362395
NO MERCY, FINLAND WILL DEVOUR ALL, KNEEL TO ME AND RELINQUISH NORWAY TO ME OR YOUR KIN WILL FALL BENEATH OUR OVERPOWERING MEMES
MUPDATE
>>76362561
NAP unless you want to face the wrath of Germany and Austria while I'm fighting Greece
Stay out of my war, Russia
>>76362535
what can I do to be a cool kid?
>>76362568
Never you damn Mongolians. (blitzkrieg into Finish Land)
>>76362679
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECE
>>76362679
Continue into France, Romania, I am sure you have things handled?
>>76362679
Push Iceland out of Spain.
>>76362679
CRUSH NORWAY WITH OUR, WITH OUR SUPERIOR STEPPE DNA
>>76362679
Invade Turkey.
>>76362697
Hm... Sure. Makes for more drama,
>>76362679
ATTACK GREECE, ATTACK
>>76362679
FROM BELGIUM INTO FRANCE, THE DEUSTCHES KRIEGSMARINE MARCHES
>>76362707
become finnish colony :^)
>>76362679
Attack Romania in the east!
>>76362836
If you are in the AXIS, (Romania, Austria) put [AXIS] in your name! Together we will prevail
>>76362679
Keep taking Spanish Land
>>76362679
AND MAKE SURE TO ATTACK ON THE EAST SIDE TOO, THAT'S MY WEAKEST SPOT.
TY OP.
>>76362975
EUROPA UBER ALLES
MUPDATE
>>76363234
Attack Greece at the coast.
>>76363234
Keep taking Spanish Land
>>76363234
Iceland get out REE
>>76363234
Continue the campaign against Romania in the west!
>>76363234
WHY AM I LOSING,
WTF.
ATTACK GREECE IN THE EAST AND RECLAIM MY LANDS
>>76363234
Finish off Turkey.
>>76363288
Wait how T's do Dubs get you
>>76363305
YOU LITTLE FAGGOT, YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS
>>76363428
I know I won't, but at least I will not go down fighting.
>>76363234
NOW CRUSH THE INFERIOR SLAVS, PUSH INTO RUSSIA AND REMIND THEM OF SUPERIOR STEPPE GENES
>>76363506
A fine way to rationalize death
>>76363405
According to the map, none.
>>76363516
...Ah. You are the sauna fuckers, correct?
>>76363234
Redirect my roll towards pushing this faggot out of Russia.
>>76363618
Fucking Nametags...
>>76363405
>>76363557
dubs get your roll multiplied by 2
>>76363234
Invade france, but more importantly,
I PROPOSE A CREATION AN AXIS SUPERSTATE! all three member will decide where the rolls go
>>76363683
...with those borders if possible
>>76363557
Wow someone is Mad
>>76363721
I am sort of mad at not knowing whether my rolls are worth anything, since it's not written on the map.
>>76363683
Continue into the south of France.
Also, second the super state.
>>76363683
Alliance is weakness, I expected more from you, I respected you
>>76363506
This triggers the /k/ommando
My pc just updated I will take France now
>>76362243
Can't friesland and netherlands would never fight as a team.
>>76363819
2/3
>>76363838
United we stand, divided we fall
>>76363683
I third the superstate.
>>76363877
Also France would like to push into the UK
>>76363924
3/3
>>76363924
3/3, is OP will allow it the Axis superstate is realized!
>>76363980
>inb4 Axis superstate only gets one roll
>>76363969
>>76363980
Now you're gonna feel the powah, Yurop, gonna feel the POWAH
>>76363980
Holy Roman Empire?
>>76364097
Yes. The Holy Roman Empire, has been formed once again.
And we will triumph.
>>76364097
Is this guy even Axis yet Germany?
>>76364097
>>76364160
i have no idea what he is, if he is france then he isn't axis but he would be HRE.
Since we are a collective nation now, what do we do with him?
MUPDATE
The Axis Superstate has become a thing
>>76363683
United Kingdom > Ireland, spills into Germany
>>76364160
>>76364244
ummmm he guys lets be nice
>>76364258
Spill into France.
>>76364258
Iceland get out.
>>76364258
HERE WE COME GOYS, MEGA-ULTRA-GIGA-UBER-AXIS SUPERSTATE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED. GET READY FOR SOME RAPE, YUROP.
I VOTE TO ATTACK GREECE
Should we tell OP to make us just one Color?
Also what do about GB's threats?
>>76364314
>>76364244
Well he certainly shows the dedication.
Take over country and we will talk.
>>76364258
CRUSH THOSE INFERIOR SLAVS, OUR HORSE ARCHER/ SKI SNIPER TACTICS CRUSHES ALL, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>76364258
Annex the Spanish Lands
>>76364244
IDK BUT LET'S VOTE ON THE ROLL
>>76364258
Finish the Finnish.
>>76364429
I'm referring to Russia BTW
>>76364258
Attack Romania.
>>76364386
>>76364473
I vote to do this, since GB cant hurt us this roll.
>>76364388
WE SHOULD TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF.
MY VOTE STILL STANDS, WHERE DO WE WANT TO PUT THE ROLL?
ALSO, LET'S HAVE A UNIFIED COLOR, I AGREE
>>76364473
>IDK BUT LET'S VOTE ON THE ROLL
I vote attack Greece
>>76364553
SAME
OK FOR THE AXIS SUPERSTATE YOU NEED TO ALL DECIDE ON WHAT TO DO
>>76364497
does this image trigger you Vlad
>>76364520
ALRIGHT 2 TO 1.
>>76364517
SAY YOUR PRAYERS, GREECE
WHAT COLOR DOES THE AXIS SUPERSTATE WANT FOR THEIR COMBINED NATIONS
>>76364596
attack greece, give us a unified color
>>76364633
Also second the one unified color
>>76364759
GOLD
So my computer wants to update again and I welcome the superstar.
>>76364760
>>76364544
What else but the superior hue of white?
>>76364759
WHAT CAN WE CHOOSE FROM?
>>76364819
I AGREE WITH GOLD, LET'S GO WITH GOLD
>>76364889
>>76364819
Gold it is
>>76364889
lets just go with gold so op doesnt hate us
>>76364867
Gold or Black?
>>76364889
Cool
>>76364939
GOLD OFC, NORWAY.
AND AT ANY RATE, IT DOESN'T MATTER, WE ALREADY VOTED, CONSENSUS WAS GOLD.
>>76364939
Black messes up the map. Dark gray would be preferable, but Axis wants gold.
>>76364975
Mmkay
Sorry for the inconvenience, OP. We'll be faster next time with our decision making
>>76365057
Where are you on the map?
THE NEXT MUPDATE WILL TAKE LONGER THEN USUAL BECAUSE I HAVE TO COLOR 4 FUCKING HUGE COUNTRYS GOLD
>>76365005
YEAH, AND WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE MIDAS-TOUCHED TO OBLIVION
Alright, I'll stop with the caps
>>76365122
>>76365088
Yeah he hates us
>>76365088
No Prussia?
>>76365101
Yeah but the updates are killing me before I can really post anything >>76365122
Sorry
>>76365174
Its alright, friend. I know you'll take Greece soon, but I'll keep fighting.
MUPDATE
>>76365122
On behalf of the HRE, we apologize for our slow democratic government.
But it's the best there is.
>>76365397
you lie
>>76365397
DAMNIT FORGOT FILE
>>76365471
Attack the Finns.
>>76365471
I came. Continue crusade against Greece?
>>76365471
Annex Spain
>>76365471
B-but, we voted on killing Greece
>>76365471
>>76365514
second
>>76365514
Thirded
>>76365471
Take Cyrpus, then spill towards attacking the Romanians/European Union.
>>76365563
>>76365550
>>76365514
That makes three, excellent
>>76365514
Thirded
>>76354078
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>>76365471
DRIVE THE SLAVIC RUSKIES INTO THE DIRT, RAISE THE FINNISH FLAG OVER MOSCOW
>>76365619
*four
>>76365620
FUCK OFF NIGGER, WE'RE DOING POLITICS HERE.
>>76365471
Incorporate Poland into the HRE
>>76365620
ladies and gentlemen it appears /b has arrived
>>76365717
We already voted on killing Greece.
>>76365717
Poland will be ours after Greece
>>76365753
Correct?
.
>>76365753
I know but next turn. I don't like the fucked border. >>76365810
okay
>>76365471
ATTACK GREECE,
GOTT MIT UNS
Armenia into Azerbejian. Remove kebab
MUPDATE
>>76365887
FINISH IT!
>>76365887
Vote on Greece again.
>>76365887
Annex Portugal
>>76365887
you didn't do anything
>>76365887
I would like to vote on attacking greece aswell
>>76365887
Attack the Axis in Romania!
>>76365976
RIP Greece
>>76365975
That's three
>>76365887
same again
>>76365656
>>76365887
GOTT MIT UNS!
>>76365887
Finish the Finnish.
>>76365975
same
>>76365951
Yes he did, just it was a small change on the borders.
>>76365951
it was a stalemate
MAKE NEW THREAD
>>76366116
BUT WE ARE SUPERIOR STEPPE, SLAVS WILL BE CRUSHED BENEATH OUR HOOFS
>>76366222
please do this
>>76366387
>>76366387
>>76366387
NEW THREAD
