IT'S OGRE
/r/berniesanders on suicide watch
/thread
>>76336814
>/threading your own post
>>76336814
It's over.
>>76336986
I'm sorry, but did Bernie already lose? Oh, that's right. The primary isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only South Carolina. Does not having the lead in a redneck central count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the primary is still on? Bernie is still campaigning ight now and they have been the top of the polls for how many months now? He's campaigning againstvone of the worst women in the US who just happen to have a lead because she conned.a bunch of black freaks. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Bernie is one of the best fucking senators in the nation, he rocked the polls last year and would of won the last debate if Anderson Cooper didn't mediate. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Bernie wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Hillary just dropped a point. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Bernie topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the Bernie because hes good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking people on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
Its.... not over guys....
we can do it!1
>>76336679
It's not over who wants to match me and phone bank!
>hours before california primary
>they find a stash of delegates to put shillary over the top
>news is released of obama endorsing shillary
kek poor bernie is getting cucked yet again
>>76337117
>7 hours ago
>15 comments
Dead as fuck
>>76336679
Let's go onto Leddit pretend we're Berniefags and convince them to all vote Trump
>>76336679
Wow. I'm a HillaryMissile now.
>>76337079
>>76337079
Nice wall of text. Too bad nobody will read it.
>>76336679
Wow, I guess I'm a #GaryCanary now...
>>76337117
They say trying the same tactics over and over expecting different results is the definition of insanity
>>76337530
>this fucking new he doesn't recognize the Chargers copypasta
Holy shit, I want Reddit and Facebook transplants to leave
>>76337223
New Jersey was always going to put Mrs. Bill Clinton over the top before the polls even closed in California.
Thank god...
Atleast if trump loses to Hitlery then my taxes won't go up to the point where I have to sell my house (I'm barely affording it as is) to pay for """"""""""free"""""""" healthcare and college.
why are they so determined? when will they say just donate more money?
>>76337435
Really makes think...
I cruise for Cruz now.
Madame President
>>76337880
You mean tax money? Fox polls show like 1/3rd of Bernies donations are from welfare leeches
>>76337776
its not the same thing tons of people will not have noticed tomorrow.
but now millions in california will turn on cnn and see "shillary clinched nomination" and just stay home not go vote for hernie.
>>76336679
It begins.
>>76337079
This /sp/ pasta literally never gets old. Top kek
>>76337079
If this is real post a picture with your shoe on your head
BERNOUTS ON SUICIDE WATCH LMFAO HOPE THEY ALL GET CANCER
>>76337117
Why do they think phonebanking does anything?
i need to buy some alcohol to watch the an heros on reddit tomorrow
Turned on msnbc to see what they had to say about this. The gay college kid they had hosting the current show is reporting on a tweet that Donald Trump retweeted. "Wait to you hear the backstory of the picture from this tweet when we come back from break!" This is the garbage they think is news.
HAHAHAAHHA GET FUCKED BERNIE. Finally we can bring some change to this country and get a woman in the White House.
>>76336679
Ramadan brings the saudi whore many blessings.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4mwa41/they_did_it_they_called_it_for_clinton_guess_what/
>>76336814
>When you forget you're down 800 because Super Delegates don't stop existing because you want them to stop existing
What the fuck? The results haven't been called yet, how the fuck is this happening
>>76337880
At least the fuckers wake up to the media being nothing but shills. Now if they could only realize it not only happens to THEIR causes/candidates, maybe it would really make them think ...
>>76338343
"Super delegates don't count and are a crooked system when it doesn't favor the result I want!...What do you mean I wouldn't be complaining if it was the other way around?
Say what you want about bernie, but he sucks less jewish cock than both hillary and trump.
>>76338092
>tfw its 6 years old already
Look at the top of his head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYKeQczkFfM
>>76336679
BERNIE'S CAMPAIGN RIGHT NOW. LET'S SPREAD THIS MEME, GUYS. MAYBE A BRO WILL PHOTOSHOP BERNIE'S HEAD ON BOWIE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JqH1M4Ya8
>>76338476
that's because he's literally a jew
>>76338342
is this some sort of parody???
its time to start screenshotting folks
Keep going Bernie!! Please don't drop out. Hell, stay in the race even after the convention!
>>76338576
>ywn suck on Melania's glorious titties
>>76338518
>>76338092
>Phillip Rivers is still ringless
Some things never change
>>76338537
Referring to this post ----> >>76338342
>>76338576
>those nips
Time to fap...
/thread
>>76336949
/thread
>>76338570
>brings up Palestine
>didn't blow jew cock at the jew meeting hillary and trump went to
>wants to break up the banks
>calls out Goldman sachs constantly
>>76336679
>mfw june 7th completely seals it
>mfw bernie pampers shitters go into a frothing rage
>mfw they donate in an impotent effort to make him win
>mfw an undercover communist lost to an evil ghoul
>mfw trump embarrasses crooked, lyin hillary with a historic landslide victory
>mfw bernie pampers is completely forgotten and fades back into irrelevance
>>76337079
Do you not know how to read? Shes got the delegates, and Bernieboy aint got a pot to piss in
>But please, feel free to keep donating to his campaign
>>76338778
he's a filthy jew you fucking idiot
>>76338342
We have to troll the shit out this one.
Get them to spend more and more.
>>76338342
wh-what?
do...do they know that there is NO way that sanders can use the money donated today for tuesday?
people have been saying sanders supports have been throwing their money away, but this is ACTUALLY them throwing their money away
fucking unbelievable
Someone explain to me how she got all 60 delegates. Was Puerto Rico winner take all? I thought it wasn't.
>tfw used my wifes sons allowance to give to bernie
>>76338979
I think she won the Virgin Islands too.
>>76336679
Now we get to see commies start a civil war
Kill all commie infidels
>>76338979
I think some super-delegates jumped ship from Bernie.
But whatever happened, the Bernie lot are going to call a stich up, its going to be a horrible goddamn mess
>>76338576
>those nips
literally perfect
>>76339043
Don't bother, let the true idiots voting for him do the work
>>76338979
This is what happened
https://twitter.com/gdebenedetti/status/739611714807701505
>>76339043
Because they're desperate enough, something about voting for Trump.
>>76339043
>I donated most of my college loan
>>76339043
Pretty good, it's subtle. If we want some on our side, we can't just tell them "LOL, vote Trump faggets".
C O N T E S T E D C O N V E N T I O N
>>76338979
No, she won like 35 of out 60, plus all 7 supers. Combined with VI, she was about 35 short as of this morning.
They're calling it for Clinton now because a new batch of supers just pledged for Clinton.
>>76338829
jews are the greatest antisemites desu
reddit tears thread when?
I want a good laugh.
>>76339169
>american commies
>revolting
not in the way you would think
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO BERNFAGS ME BOYS
OH ME DEAR WEE LADS
CMERE AND LET PAPPA GIVE YOU A HUG
SHHH THERE THERE ITS OVER NOW
>>76338920
Don't tell them. Let the fuckwads throw away more money.
>>76336679
It was decided from the start. Fucking berniedrones are clueless.
>yfw the bernouts forment an internal party revolution to replace superdelegates with superneets
Can you feel it, Mr Sanders?
Finally, a woman as President! Thank goodness this election is over. It has been a crazy few months but with Hillary Clinton now the President of the United States, I am sure we can all sleep a bit easier.
>>76339043
Gonna need a link to your post senpai, Want to watch Bern victims cry.
Are you guys all retarded? Super delegates don't count until July 25th.
>>76338576
the only reason Trump said anything about TDKR is for a quarter of a second near the end of the movie it shows a flash of a Trump tower logo
I don't think I've ever seen such a cuck.
>>76339614
At the moment, I'm asking /trumpgen/ what they think. Standby.
>>76339410
Only people voting for him are non contributors to society
come fucking on
So if Hillary gets indicted, does Bernie go straight to nominee?
>>76336679
>500 superdelegates that can do what ever the fuck they want.
Not bound to vote for shillary
Shillary is scared of the convention.
Because Bernie has bridged the gap and at this point she has nothing to stop him.
>>76339778
Post yfw Reddit tears all day tomorrow
So are the Bernie supporters going to get violent again or something?
>>76339778
Lmao
THIS IS BERNIE RIGHT NOW:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JqH1M4Ya8
At this point Im convinced all the people saying "I just donated $40!!!!" are just memers from here
>>76339642
the media regularly interview them to get an impression of which way they're leaning.
>>76339778
THREADLY REMINDER
SUPERDELAGATES DO NOT MEAN
SHIT UNTIL THE NATIONAL CONVENTION
ON JULY 25TH
>>76339867
>>76339868
Why don't they go to Hillary events when she's beating him?
>>76338081
Heh. Jeb doesn't even get a level.
>>76337079
>no one has seen this pasta yet
Damn guys, it's pretty obvious you're all shills who found out how to get on 4chan literally 5 minutes ago if you haven't seen this stale shit yet
>>76339642
They're not going to switch.
>>76339889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tvAjX5ACPo
>>76338343
Why do i never hear about superdelegates in the republican race? is it because only democrats were stupid enough to invent such a thing?
>>76339361
seriously underrated
>>76339952
>superdelegates will all magically change their mind to bernie even though hillary will still have more pledged delegates after omorrow
>>76339822
>and at this point she has nothing to stop him.
except a 350 delegate lead and no chance or bernie surpassing her even without super delegates
no winner take all states hes fucked
>>76340005
Guac level.
>>76336679
Does this mean Bernie isn't going to have a stroke while parachuting to one of his rallies now?
Better luck next time. At least I get my donations back!
its official folks,
bernie is dead
>>76340154
>>76340163
He could win Commiefornia 400something delegates
Huffington post has confirmed that Hillary is the nominee.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hillary-clinton-democratic-nomination_us_57561451e4b0ca5c7b4fe165
bern in hell
>>76339614
https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4mwgav/i_went_from_rick_santorum_to_lincoln_chafee_to/
>>76339745
Why would you publish it before posting? It's almost asking for some retard to link them to your question and blowing your cover.
>>76340116
Democrats created the Super Delegate system because thirty years ago, a populist candidate just like Sanders took the democratic nomination and got his ass handed to him by Ronald Regan
And the Republican doesn't have super delegates but they have their own quirks like states with winner take all rules.
no it can't end like this
f-fell da bern
Haha
>>76340295
>its real
lmao
>>76338571
>searched the guy's history
>it seems legitimate
>struggling to assist my family meanwhile these dumbasses are giving away money to lost causes
Fuck everyone that voted for this stupid old cunt, you all deserve to be euthanized.
>>76340339
He wont.
>>76340339
Its over 500 delegates but its proportional retard
And even the most conservative estimates have them splitting 50/50, so literally means nothing
like bernies entire campaign
>>76339579
>>76339368
Underrated posts
>>76340339
Oh my god... How does this autism still exist.? The Democratic Party doesn't have a winner take all system so Sanders wouldn't get all of the California delegates EVEN IF HE WON. He wouldn't even take a sliver of her lead unless he won the state by an 80% margin which is highly unlikely because he's still polling behind Clinton.
IT'S OVER! IN NO FANTASY DOES HE WIN!
>>76337079
lol....how time flies. i am really gonna remember this election for the rest of my life.
>>76337079
I love it.
>>76340427
fucking berncucks are going to be in for a rude awakening
>>76340427
HOLY SHIT
>>76340633
>>76340645
>Making a woman who is also under investigation by the FBI you presumptive nominee
Trump wins this running away right?
>>76339778
Are they mad because they just donated $200 or are did they donate $200 because they're mad?
>inb4 "Yes"
>>76338451
lol you place too much hope in them
Lets tell the bernouts to protest the dnc to force the political revolution sanders always talked about. Dont forget to welcome them with open arms and let them know that voting for trump is the ultimate form of protest.
>>76340645
>>76340633
>>76340633
>>76340645
HIVEMIND
>>76340116
Only the democrats have super delegates
>>76340633
>>76340645
>>76340699
meme magic is real
>>76340727
Finally someone with a brain
DNC riots when?
This is great news. The dems can say bye bye to Wisconsin,Michigan,NH
>>76340718
Yes.
ARE YOU READY
FOR SOME
>SUPER DELEGATE BEGGING
>>76340633
>>76340645
>>76340699
my niggas
>6/6/16 is the day that Hillary wins the democrat nomination
can't make this shit up
>>76340842
>Michigan
Sanders won my autistic state by a 2% marigin and that was because of the muzzies in dearborn
>>76340645
>>76340633
>>76340427
Ahahahahahahaha
The gift that keeps giving
>>76340614
this
My grandkids will get sick of hearing the story
>>76340860
You people have no brains celebrating this, Sanders was literally our only hope. Instead we have this puppet controlled by the oligarchs in her fucking 12K Armani suit talking about income equality, like she can fucking relate to that. Fuck you /pol/ retards and anyone going against Sanders. You're literally voting against your own interests here, WAKE THE FUCK UP.
>>76339788
>>76339788
>>76339788
Someone answer me :(
>Bernie supporters still donating
>>76340372
So assuming Grandpa Bern wins like 70% of the remaining delegates, that's the only possible way for him to win right?
Why are people still even trying to shill for him if that's the case? There's literally no chance of that happening
>>76340295
>that airbrushed as fuck old photo MSNBC keeps using
lel
>>76340932
I can't believe I didn't notice this until now..
What date did Donald cinch the Republican nomination?
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/4mwce3/megathread_ap_declares_hillary_clinton_has_enough/d3yupzk
>What does “presumptive nominee” mean?
Berniebro writing full thesis on what this actually means.
>>76338138
it drives more people away
apparently the system has failed a number of times and led to some people getting a phone call like every half hour
>>76338458
They still exist, because that's the party you bought into.
>>76341024
No, the DNC can nominate another candidate and give her delegates to them.
Not going to happen since she's not going to get indicted
That's it guys in officially a #JohnsonStiff
>>76337079
You tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
>>76339867
>>76336679
She looks presidential now.
>>76336679
WE JUST HAVE TO PHONEBANK SOME MORE
>>76340699
>>76340645
>>76340633
lord kek are you with us?
confirm or deny with numbers ending in 1 or 5
>>76340154
They will, don't you remember the bird?
>>76339788
>>76341024
They nominate Biden before they do that
>>76340932
Literally Satan: The Candidate.
>>76341054
Sanders needs roughly 80% from EVERY remaining state just to match Clinton in regular delegates. All that leads to is the convention where her super delegates seal the deal regardless
>>76341024
sorry m8
no, he wouldn't automatically become the nom
The DNC would most likely put up biden or some shit
Unless she gets indited before philly
>>76337079
>mfw this is the exact pasta used for Trump when he didn't win in Iowa or something
>>76341024
I fucking hope so, the ragged old cunt needs to be rotting in prison, not elected fucking President. America really is the most dense nation on the planet.
>>76341191
Praise unto him.
>>76341191
...and so it begins
>>76341078
jesus christ. why does 4chan get the reputation for being autistic when reddit exists?
>>76341024
She can still run while under indictment. Just just can't buy firearms anymore.
>>76341191
KEK WILLS IT.
>>76341057
>voting for a senile old grannie with one foot in the grave
>>76341191
>>76338009
Where are these anyway? By the time they come out the primary people won't even be relevant.
>>76341191
KEK BE PRAISED
>>76341078
>trump will stop america from being a superpower
So Bernie supporters are literally retarded?
Did they actually think the usa would remain a superpower only if it cut military spending and taxed everyone out the ass to pay for their frappachino 101 class?
>>76340633
>>76340645
>>76340699
>>76337079
>>76338576
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
/tv/ reporting in. We crashed a plane with no survivors. Lets put a meme in the white house
>>76340633
>>76340645
>>76340699
LAUGHINGGIRLSMIND
>>76341305
>senile
She knows goddamn well what she does.
>>76341258
Trump was consistently in the lead since the beginning m8.
>>76336679
Someone needs to infiltrate and start up #NoSandersNoVote to get more dumb ass liberals to not vote.
I just punched a hole in my wall im so fucking pissed. Are people really this stupid? You know what america you deserve this. you deserve a wall street whore. you deserve to all burn to the ground. You allowed debbie wassermna schultz to do this, no one spoke up. Now she wont listen to your voices when you spoke up and chose bernie. My hand is fucking bleeding but i dont care, i dont care anymore. fuck all of you. fuck everything. when people say there moving to canada but i actually am. Im leaving this shitty country with shitty debbie wasserman jew bitches. Fuck all of you.
POST YFW SOME BERNOUT TRIES TO ASSASSINATE SHILLARY
>>76341191
HALLELUJAH
>>76341345
Not realizing Trump subversion in action.
>>76339043
don't say you donated most of your college loan
say something like you donate your last $20 and pay day isn't for 3 days, but the hunger is nothing like how good bernie is blah blah blah
>>76341258
Jesus Christ ahmed, I know internet is new to you but don't point out how much of a newfag you are.
>Berniebros NEVER GIVE UP
It seems
>>76341403
Kek nice pasta.
>>76341459
It was deleted. It doesn't matter anyway
>>76341432
>>76341191
H E
I S
H E R E
>>76338342
>MONEYBOMB
>Clinch nomination before a vote even takes place
The "Democratic" Party everyone
>>76336679
now it's on boys. there is actually a chance that trump will win now. hillary wont attract enough young voters like bernie would have.
>>76341191
KEK IS ETERNAL. KEK IS WITH US.
KEK WILL SEND HIM TO THE WHITE HOUSE.
>>76341191
Let us consult the dubs
Who /HillaryArtillery/ here?
>>76339867
>>76341501
This convention might be a lot of fun.
IT'S OVER! WE DID IT HILLDOGS!
>>76341191
kek works in mysterious ways
>>76337079
>>76337079
>/thread r-r-right g-guys?
>>76336679
It's time to donate more money and phonebank the next 24 hours
>2016
>Phonebanking still a thing
>>76338081
>See Hungry Hobbit
>"Who the fuck is that supposed to be? Shouldn't 'The Rat' be the last guy before Hillary?"
>Suddenly remember that Kasich was still in it when Cruz dropped out.
Man, was there anyone more irrelevant than John Kasich?
So I was thinking about a new slur and what do you guys think:
Brownbacks. They're like brown shirts and wet backs in one. It really makes you think.
>>76340699
>>76340645
>>76340633
This can't be coincidence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t3cBTb3xPc
BYE BYE BERNIE
>>76341715
kek
reminds me of this
>>76341658
Get fucked you dense imbecile, castrate yourself immediately.
>>76338576
>you'll never have your own melania
>>76341191
HE IS HERE KEK CHANNEL THROUGH OUR POSTS DEAR BELOVED
>>76341557
The delegates aren't from the california primary you fucking idiot
>>76341744
Ted Cruz's vp pick
Tell the redditers to get Bernie Sanders an Independent campaign. That way we can get a secure Guaranteed Donald Trump presidency and laugh at Berniekeks as they lose more money.
>>76337530
Newfag
>>76340295
>MSM airbrushing the fuck out of Hillary to shield the public from what she looks like
>people still mock outlets like CNN being called the Clinton News Network
>>76341766
first two were, third guy tried to jump in to steal (You)'s
>>76340699
>>76340645
>>76340633
>>76337223
Their system is even more rigged. Bernie has been treated very badly, sad!
>>76340116
SuperDelegates aka Privilege Delegates are given to the candidates with the LEAST privilege which is hillary in this case.
>>76341484
Shut up Ahmed bin Barrack ibn Abdul al Raheem al Kadeer bin Jalil bin Mohammed bin Mohammed bin Mohammed al Islam ibn Koran ibn Oreo's al Shazam.
Cunt head.
>>76338576
His wife's face looks disgustingly plastic like a KPOP star
>>76340718
Probably mad they donated they donated $200 of neetbucks to sandberg, only to have it go to hillary once she gets the nominee
Also
>donating $200 to any political party
You could not be anymore cuck
staff sergeant in the bernie squad army here, it's not over yet. we can still win california
>Tonight, we made history. Tonight, we nominated a true progressive and a warrior for liberal causes. Tonight, we broke the glass ceiling that women have always faced in politics. Tonight, we rejected a racist, misogynistic demagogue named Bernie and his equally bigoted followers, and we told them that they will NOT take over our party. And we did it fair and square, without resorting to dirty tricks such as stealing ballot boxes full of votes or trying to rig the state conventions. I have never been prouder to be an American and a Democrat. #I'mWithHer #NeverSanders
Guessing Hillary shills will start posting this now.
BERNIE RESPONDS!!!!!!
https://berniesanders.com/press-release/sanders-campaign-statement/
>>76336814
>when you remember that all dem primaries are proportional and the chances that you get the pledged delegates needed to overcome hillary is near zero
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in the United States??? This is so fucked
>>76341715
>bernie supporters confirmed for emotional children
Bernie says he going to keep going until the DNC right, because he's hoping for the supes to magically switch sides?
He needs to keep going. He is currently one of Trump's greatest assets to be honest.
>>76342048
>yfw it's posted on r/bernie and r/Hillary
>>76341744
Gilmore
>inb4 literally who
>>76340005
Jeb was the intro level where they teqch you what buttons do what. Miss Lindsey was opening cutscene tier
クソberncucksは失礼な覚醒のためであることを行っています
>>76342048
Not exactly surprising or anything, not sure I care too much, on one side there will be those that are just happy that she'll be a woman president, and on the other there are those that will be upset because she'll be a woman president, I assume it kind of evens out, maybe.
>>76342081
you lost all your gbp now :)
>>76342048
this is actually a brilliant post and one that should be copypasta. It will enrage leddit bernie supporters and win them for trump. Its a good start
>>76341792
Hahahaha holy shit.
Autism speaks.
>>76342048
>our nominee has a vagina!!!
Their entire campaign.
>>76336679
I think Hillary winning the nomination is actually better for Trump.
Bernie would have got more voters than her and he appealed to young people, unlike Hillary.
After this, Trump is gonna win the presidence for sure.
>>76342226
>Superdelegates
American politics is fucking fucktarded and they all should be nuked.
Fucking retards.
>>76341766
oy vey pure cohencidence, goyim
The day reddit blew up.
WOW I HATE BERNIE NOW
