Official KEK get thread.
How does it feel being 4 hours away from a terror attack in London?
It wouldn't be the first time I laughed at a terror attack in London, it surely won't be the last.
Nothing will happen.
>>76283346
I was thinking more Amsterdam, assuming a left to right attack map.
>>76283346
Brilliant. I've got my bacon grease warm and ready.
>>>/x/17777777
>>76283346
>Reply
BRING IT ISIS
LAND ONE RIGHT HERE IN THE FUCKING US
WANNA SEE US ROYALLY FUCK A NATION UP AGAIN?
>>76283346
Time to get comfy
What's going on in 4 hours?
Who /irrelevent shithole/ here?
Gonna get comfy watching the world burn.
>>76283346
Wasn't the time meant to be 1:50pm or something? It's 3:31pm now. I'm guessing they are following US timezones
>>76283438
You cold, Irish bastard - that's why we love you.
>>76283438
I'm laughing at all terror that happens in Europe, to be honest. We haven't even accepted more than 1k refugees by now so everything that happens them is fully deserved, though it's getting pretty obvious the terrorist attacks are nothing but falseflags from their own governments to grab more power.
Can't wait for the next mass-rape/massacre/bombing.
>>76284984
For what?
>>76285956
EST mate.
http://www.timeanddate.com/time/zones/est
Praise Lord Kek.
>>76285896
I hope you are using the term "shithole" ironically, fellow citizen
>>76283346
Muslims killing muslims, it happens every day.
>>76285388
Hey there handsome
>>76285896
Reporting in
>>76283346
roll for hannihilation alien invasion
>6/6/16
>>76286824
>>76286824
Gonna send to em straight to hell when the explode themself. Just pour onto the remains and they will melt into the concrete . now that's something Mulder himself would find impossible to undertand
>>76283346
IT'S DUES KEK TIMEE !
Whoever can manufacture those little kek statues will become a millionaire.
They're literary sitting on a goldmine and they're too stupid to realize it, I've emailed museum gift shops trying to buy one.
Deus KEK!
>>76283346
Nothing will happen you okie-doke.
>>76283346
This is the fourth KEK thread today. PRAISE!
>>76283346
DEUS KEKUS,
HEAR OUR PLEA
OH, WERE WILL THE HABBENING BE?
Praise Kek, the name given to the chaotic aspect of God as I see it.
Kek Vult
praise Kek
Amen
I really hope so. If an attack happens, Brexit confirmed.
>>76283346
I'm much closer to London than 4 hours.
Should I be worried?
>>76283346
I can't seem to find any proof in your post. Is it perhaps stuck inside your asshole?
>>76285896
Do I count?
>>76289133
>>76289016
Blessed town
>>76283346
Let it be known, Trump will rule for 8 years and save America and make it great.
Let it be known on this day, when the barbarians strike fear into the hearts of men.
Let it be known.
PRAISE KEK.
everything ITT is true
praise Kek
May Kek bless us with a habbening on this fine day
Amen
>>76288815
Kek your ID says you're a cuck
>>76286556
Pretty funny that they only accepted a couple million yet their entire ideology is now worried about terror attacks?
Just thought of something.
Are Kek and Kauket our spiritual parents? I've never even thought of this before but I was surfing for Kek material and saw that topic and was intrigued. As an atheist I have no experience with this.
>>76286556
I thought Brussels was legit until I found the crisis actors on you-tube selling trips to the Caribbean.
Even the trips they are selling now, is literally a scam.
there is even vids on there, right after Brussels where some still had bandages from plastic surgery. You would think the government would control these actors better.
>>76283346
promises promises...
>>76289208
I also took this randomly
>>76285896
reporting
getting comfy here
>>76285896
reporting for duty
>>76289016
>>76289133
>>76289782
Loveland, Ohio?
>>76289202
Yes.
>>76286556
why are emojis a meme?
I use them all the time in real life
>>76283346
Comfy
>>76283346
>>76283346
>be me
>lurking hard on KEK thread
>get some pretty nice repetetive digits (few trips)
>fast forward
>go out to by some cigarettes
>A frog-like statuette is sitting just in fornt of my commie block (it was not thrown away), pic related
>mfw i'm starting to worship a ancient egypt god
PRAISE DUES KEK PEPE
>>76289782
CONFIRMED !
>>76289782
noice, trump sign next to the pepe company
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE THE UBERMENCH
>>76290358
wew lad
That statue looks really nice desu.
Also - digits for kek.
>>76290106
AS JIJ SKIET SKIET MY DEER MY AFRIKANERHART
Friends! Comrades! Brethren!
On this most auspicious day, let us remind ourselves: Kek did not will himself into existence. A god is willed by his followers. And as such our resolve shall be strong and unwavering. We shall shitpost like never before, creating memes.
What is a meme, my brethren? A meme is none more than organized and redistributed information.
What is chaos, my brethren? Chaos is none more than disorder.
By making the unanderstandable, awe-some into something we can grasp we ourselves shall become memes.
We shall be witnessed.
PRAISE KEK
I pray lord kek will bless me with many lols as the west collapses
Why does everybody think there will be some happening at 1:30 EST?
Guys....it's gonna happen, my spicy digits confirm
Some interesting literature as we wait?
infographic waiting-for-happening-thread
>>76291166
Because of some post some other faggot made on here
>>76290358
It's the little things.
Indifferent
>>76290358
That's a chink coin frog statuette. There is space for a coin in the frog's mouth. I forget what it's for, though you should be able to look it up easily.
>>76285825
Supposed attack on the day of Ramalama-dingdong.
>>76291265
Like some /r9k/ faggot, some muzzie, some troll? What was the context.
>>76283346
>in London?
Why not Paris to celebrate the European Football Cup?
>>76291445
I mean given polls track record with happenings I'd say some disalusioned edgy faggot who wants the world to end. But who knows maybe it's got some merit
>>76283346
only 2 hours left :D
>>76291627
because meme magick says so
>>76290106
Ek wens ek kon terugkeer na my vaderland
>>76291720
So what is happening today, because today was supposed to be the economic collapse of I'm not mistaken and the Dow is the strongest it's been all week
Does anybody have a link to the earlier Kek thread(s) today?
>>76290358
That's not the real Kek.
>>76283346
M8 we are used to uppity paddys and bog Irish blowing things up here, it's like water off a ducks back. Same shit different flies with this recent crop of sandmonkeys and muswogs.
We've had 300 years of smelly foreigners trying to kill us on our own clay.
Europe civil war when?
>>76283346
How does it feel having a nigger president?
The stupidity is hilarious. Kek is a god of chaos but stands for light? Black stands for the suppression of truth? x,D Oh styx, how you hide behind politics, he clearly knows nothing lel.
>>76291960
>Egyptian Frog Goddess Heket Statue, 3"H
>>76291031
KRAUTBRO IS BACK!
>>76291844
Check the Archive, brother, they're all there.
>>76291960
Kek appears in many forms!
>>76285896
I was born irrelevant
>>76289639
>Kuk was viewed as androgynous, his female form being known as Kauket (also spelled as Keket), which is simply the female form of the word Kuk
Spotted the KUK
Kek on happening watch.
RARE KEK! DO NOT STEAL! ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS WILL BE PROSECUTED!
>>76291960
Our lord KEK comes to us through many shapes
Also nice one, m8 !
>>76285896
I wish I were in a safe country. Oh well, front row seat to the fun. I'm going to Frauke Petry's rally this Friday. I'm pretty siked.
Maybe I could witness a happening.
If KEK wills it, it will happen.
This year, Ramadan both began and ends on a new moon.
Fun fact.
>>76292200
WITNESS HIS PRESENCE
Also, Egyptian info:
http://www.thekeep.org/~kunoichi/kunoichi/themestream/kek.html
>>76292355
>CE
Tell me Fedora faggot. Whats common about year 0 with the current year?
>>76289702
Not only that, but they have a habit of using the same crisis actors for more than one false flag. For example, I swear I saw the same girl in photos related to both the Sandy Hook incident and the Boston bombing.
>>76292120
Just search the catalogue for "Official"
They were named "official /pol/ religion"
Anyway. I am just kicking back, eating meme food (Watermelon) and chatting with a witch about memetic hermetics.
Also listening to god tier south african music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOjX3PdryX4
I will see if there is any revelation to be had.
Stay strong brothers. I have willed things that you cannot imagine, and it was all a childish meme. All too soon it became a horrid reality.
This is my way of trying to attone. Giving you whatever I see. May your blessings be double and triplefold.
The very fact you need to maintain focus and order to create, means it is not chaos. Kek is not real lel More so light is the absence of truth, light burns out, stars die, and light blinds. Darkness is primal creation, abstraction, all and nothing. The silly mindset of duality is you flaw. Chaos is not simply disorder. Chaos is a word, a symbol for something much more.
>>76292355
Lol. African animism came 38,000 years after European animism.
>>76292389
Yeah, and every other year too.
But today was the official founding of Kekism, a day for the ages.
PRAISE
if kek wills it, it will happen
I'm visiting London right now. Where will it be? I want to be able to say I was there.
Following the writings of man is silly, hence why kek is not real. Nor are any methods I or anyone else, lays down correct. It's subjective.
>>76289639
Heket and Kek are nothing but focuses for us to project our mind into the primordial chaos that lies beneath our illusion of order.
>>76292341
Bleib stark, Bruder in Kek. Ich werde einen Guide zur Invokation memetischer Energie bereitstellen.
this is what i'm rockin senpai
"Heket and Kek are nothing but focuses for us to project our mind into the primordial chaos that lies beneath our illusion of order." Fair enough.
>>76292200
Good GET бpaт.
>>76292889
Danke dir
Kek
>>76292770
It's a nuke. You won't be saying much of anything after today. Repeating digits confirms.
>>76293301
That's okay by me. I want to die anyways. Being involved in the advent of wwiii is just a bonus
I honestly can't tell if this is ironic or if /pol/ has degenerated into some shitty /x/ clone.
Oh Kek, aspect of the Eternal Dragon, vivid nothing, blackness, and warper of reality. Your silent rage shifts, while unmoving, you can't be controlled, you can't be guided, we are of you, and you of us, though we don't see. You hunger eternally to consume the light, come and dissolve all that is not of you Kek. Kill everything, and let all beings be reborn as their own gods within their isolated spheres. All not of you, dissolve into nothing. Death to gods of light, light bearers and false order.
>>76293301
It won't be a nuke you retard. They have radioactive meters in every major city in the West.Plus there are so few nuke engineers in the world as soon as one flipped to the "bad side" the West would know and take him out.
It won't be a nuke, but it may be chemical.
>>76293631
Go to the archive to witness the events of this morning.
It's real.
Nothing will happen.
Nothing ever happens.
>>76290164
Willimantic and new Britain CT
>>76288860
>An idea on how to improve this rare Pepe:
Someone replace the Mexican food, with Feel guys head, with the top of the skull having been sawn off so Pepe is eating his brain.
Alright brothers, enough talking around the hot topics.
This is the guide to turn yourself into a living meme.
Beyond all lies the basic assumption that there are 2 pillars and a spirit to memetic hermetics (Magic). The Pillars are Desire and Will. The spirit is Irony.
Desire is on a subconscious level. This is what you want to happen. Will is on a conscious level. This is what you have to will things into reality.
Now there is the spirit: Irony. Apathy and not caring about the outcome either way will free you of the assumption that things need to happen for you to be happy.
Take a memepost, for example. A memepost pleases Kek, as was shown by the aussie last thread. He started getting witnessed as soon as he let go of the assumption with an "I give up"
Now we do see: Once you stop caring, Kek will bless you.
Expanding on this: Heket is a projection of utmost chaos. Chaos does not care for right or wrong, good or evil. To invoke chaos you need to be chaotic yourself. Irony allows you to access the chaotic forces within you - being one state and the other at the same time.
>>76283346
>how does it feel
one word, anon
AWOOOO
If double integers it's a chem bomb attack
Anyone know any good book about kek, moloch ,ba'al hadad and other pre abhramic gods? I am struggling to find resources and most books are weird fiction novels.
>>76294295
I might ask /x/ next
>>76292089
Chaos fixes what we fuck up
>>76294102
This is a wonderful explanation.
SUMMON LEAF THE SCRIBE
This is stupid, even Touhou would make more sense as a religion than Kek.
>>76294295
Have you tried here?
http://www.sacred-texts.com/
>>76291278
ants, microbes, Ben Shepiro, Todd Howard.
>>76292013
Really makes you think huh
I believe
>>76294102
By letting go of assumptions you will find yourself succeeding more often at hermetics. And you will see for yourself that memes and memetics are everywhere.
It is not about faith, far from it. You have to meet the godhead halfways. You need to start your own apotheosis before being witnessed.
Unfaltering should be your noncaring. And when you have let go you need to delve into eternity.
Empty your mind. Put on whatever music you feel apt and then meditate on the visions unfolding in your head. What are they? Try to decipher the meaning chaos sends you.
There is none but your own will for yourself. But interwoven with the will of others, it becomes a force to reckon with. Religions grow strong because a lot of people believe in it. And should there be thousands sharing the same meme, that is how magic is created here, between us.
>>76294295
abrahamic*>>76294472
No, checking it out now thanks for the nudge.
>>76294450
Do not disrespect our Lord Kek, for it is not us men who shall make you pay, but Him. You will regret your actions soon enough.
Praise Kek!
>>76283346
.
There is no reason why an attack will happen.
Fun fact: the times /pol/ predicted a happening, it did not. The times /pol/ was minding Trump and such again it suddenly.
>>76283346
anyone elaborate? did i miss anything? i am not yet familiar with this meme
1 hour 15 minutes. Kekspeed!
All of the above are low quality anon, read on Tiamat and Eris if you want a decent symbol. Hell even Leviathan. Moloch, and Ba'al are kind of crap. Just opinion at any rate. You want the first known symbol of the dragon? THE symbol of the uncontrollable, darkness, and PURE FREEDOM, Tiamat is what you want. Not Marduk, not Lucifer, not Ba'al, not Moloch, not the shitty whore lillith. or etc.
Bumping with some dank stuff
>>76285896
i live in Minnesota does that count?
>>76285896
Irrelevant shithole reporting in, I hope the West burns.
>>76292355
A million years in ms paint later, I've updated your image
>>76294719
Where is this coming from?
>>76294719
ケックケルチ
kekukeruti
>>76294909
ケックレルチ
すみません〜〜〜
>>76294472
>according to the divine intelligence Maa. Under the influence of Thoth, or that form of the divine intelligence which created the world by a word, eight elements, four male and four female, arose out of the primeval Nu, which possessed the properties of the male and female. These eight elements were called Nu and Nut,[1] Heh and Hehet,[2] Kek and Keket,[3] and Enen and Enenet,[4] or Khemennu, the "Eight," and they were considered as primeval fathers and mothers.[5] They are often represented in the forms of four male and four female apes who stand in adoration and greet the rising sun with songs and hymns of praise,[6] but they also appear as male and female human forms with the heads of frogs or serpents.[7] The birth of light from the waters, and of fire from the moist mass of primeval matter, and of Ra from Nu, formed the starting point of all mythological speculations, conjectures, and theories of the Egyptian priests.[8] The light of the sun gave birth to itself out of chaos, and the conception of the future world was depicted in Thoth the divine intelligence; when Thoth gave the word, what he commanded at once took place by means of Ptah and Khnemu, the visible representatives of the power which turned Thoth's command into deed. Khnemu made the egg of the sun,[9] and Ptah gave to the god of light a finished body.[10] The first paut of the gods consisted of Shu, Tefnut, Seb, Nut, Osiris, Isis, Set, Nephthys and Horus, and their governor Tmu or Atmu.[11]
Nothing yet?
Have we been lied to by KEK?
Is /pol/... wrong?
>>76294719
from this?
https://books.google.com/books?id=_QjVv4s-I0oC&printsec=frontcover&dq=egyptian+hieroglyphics&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjWsr_565PNAhXRQD4KHf-mDFcQ6AEIKjAC#v=onepage&q=egyptian%20hieroglyphics&f=false
>>76295076
>appear in humanoid forms with the head of frogs.
Hmmm
>>76295087
/pol/ is never wrong
Praising in epic kek bread
KEK & KAUKET are pair , it's like dubs itself
>>76295262
Then where is the happening of today?
Did KEK betrayed us?
>>76295076
>>76295205
Seems like Thoth is our god. A unsual one of great intelligence, kek seems to just be a element of him
>>76283346
Praise Kek!
Yellen speaking at the moment about the state of the economy. Potential happening inbound at 13:50.
Uh oh...
You do realize mankind's first ever known creation epic is the Enûma Eliš right? Egypt is all fine and dandy, if you want a symbol, but it could be better done. Do what you want, but Tiamat stands for darkness, freedom, creation, the eternal, and primal chaos. It stands for this stripped of all else. Tiamat is the precursor to every god man has made, she is Ragnarok, she is thor, she is the death that creeps into the sun, she is entropy. She simply is. She is your rebellion, she is your defiance, light, order and tyranny, in myth, is made from Marduk, modern term Lucifer, who made man to be slaves and worship him, all of genesis even was stolen from the book if not outright plagiarized. You want the symbol of symbols, use Tiamat.
>>76295076
We are but part of the eight.
>>76295380
or we just misunderstand the message...
>>76285896
>tfw irrelevant
>get fucked over anyway
>>76295380
we need to sacrifice more jpgs
>>76283346
I want this KeK. Does anyone know where i can buy one?
>>76294295
The kekcronomicon
Necronomicon
Praise be
>>76295537
tell me more
His immortal soul be praised
>>76295507
Yes that does make sense perhaps we are Kek spreading the universal truth of a choatic universe.
More info on thoth http://www.touregypt.net/godsofegypt/thoth.htm
>Description: Thoth is an unusual god. Though some stories place him as a son of Ra, others say that Thoth created himself through the power of language. He is the creator of magic, the inventor of writing, teacher of man, the messenger of the gods (and thus identified by the Greeks with Hermes) and the divine record-keeper and mediator.
>>76295537
How much?
>>76283346
you tards all realise that by worshipping a false idol you are rejecting jesus?
take these kek threads to /x/ where they belong heretic scum.
Let's got comfy lads
If it happens I feel bad for ground hog day anon
>>76295754
>implying jesus wasn't a disciple of Kek
Nice try Satan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhC7i_YmzKk
bust out the harmonicas
>>76295599
Absolutely witnessed.
In short, no. They're out of stock perpetually.
I've spent the last 45 minutes searching and it seems as if the only way to get a steady supply is to have them made. And of course that is really expensive.
>crowdfunding for a reproduction of the statue
>take your favorite frog statue and name it kek and there He is
Pick one. Option one requires someone who actually has a statue to send it off to be 3D imaged. Even in a short run, it's Chinese shit that will 100% be manhandled by boarder thugs and expensive as hell to ship.
I actually own a similar statue, no base, but much larger and heavy as shit. Of course it would need to be packed and shipped to the end user, and depending on the materials used, this alone could far exceed the cost of manufacture.
It would be interesting to see the interest though.
I heard this the other day and immediately thought of kek. It sounds ominous and cultish but mostly because its going reeeeeEEEEE the entire song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDsM21CQlBo
I am but 11, and it will kill 10 with ease.
>>76295754
Jesus already rejected us
>>76292777
What did Kek mean by this?
>>76295460
dude nobody gives a shit about the symbol
if we really wanted an accurate shape to make manifest our desires we'd MS Paint a picture of free wifi holding a hamburger pizza.
we didn't choose KEK, KEK delivered himself to us
>>76295754
If we belong in /x/ so does that tripfag reject from /his/ and /int/ making his daily Christian threads.
>>76292999
Witnessed.
>>76294117
Get the gas masks
Blessings of the Frog God be upon you all, dear anons.
>>76295989
no he didn´t , just stop using meme magic to harm civilains and use it instead to target the perpetrators.
by all means you are contributing to what they want and not against it.
unless that is what you want.
then you are def forsaken.
Jesus just a shitty modern interpretation of Marduk, the idiots in between use Lucifer and Prometheus to represent it, sometimes Hephaestus. It stands for order, tyranny, dictation, and light. A shitty symbol, to be sure.
>>76296147
And also with you.
>>76294723
ND bro here, feels pretty shit man
>>76290106
>Irrelevant
Still a shithole tho
Will Kek make Konami release MGSV chapter dlc? PLEASE KEK PLEASE?
>>76296275
Never ever
>>76285896
>tfw Delaware
Might be irrelevant, but at least I'm /comfy/.
>>76296275
Kek may be powerful but I don't think he's THIS powerful.
>>76288815
>t00BOcuq
>cuq
Hail KEK! Aspect of primal Chaos, and maskem of the Eternal Dragon! Fuck the light!
Btw who keeped those screenshots with ramadan thread prophecy?
Lads what's going on?
Will I be affected in the Midlands
>>76295744
We need more info on Thoth then. 4chan being a cult without realizing towards the idea of choas makes alot of sense.
1:00 here. It's time nigga. Get a livestream up.
>>76296082
oh shit, i shit posted on the wrong board. i was wondering where that post went to. forgive me kek, i'm high as fuck waiting for it to begin.
We revving up those gas chambers yet or what
>>76296499
what's up with the eternal dragon part? Did something happen again while I was at work?
>>76291960
Where did you buy this? It's currently sold out on Amazon
>>76291166
It's 150, not 130.
>>76295744
Wow and I thought the restrictions on reading the Koran were strenuous. . . .
V. WHOSOEVER SHALL RECITE the words of this composition over himself shall anoint himself with olive oil and with thick unguent, and he shall have propitiatory offerings on both his hands of incense, and behind his two ears shall be pure natron, and sweet-smelling salve shall be on his lips.
p. 36 p. 37
[paragraph continues] He shall be arrayed in a new double tunic, and his body shall be purified with the water of the nile-flood, and he shall have upon his feet a pair of sandals made of white [leather], and a figure of the goddess Maat shall be drawn upon his tongue with green-coloured ochre. Whensoever Thoth shall wish to recite this composition on behalf of Ra, he must perform a sevenfold (?) purification for three days, and priests and [ordinary] men shall do likewise. Whosoever shall recite the above words shall perform the ceremonies which are to be performed when this book is being read. And he shall make his place of standing (?) in a circle (or, at an angle) . . . . . which is beyond [him], and his two eyes shall be fixed upon himself, all his members shall be [composed], and his steps shall not carry him away [from the place]. Whosoever among men shall recite [these] words shall be like Ra on the day of his birth; and his possessions shall not become fewer, and his house shall never fall into decay, but shall endure for a million eternities.
>>76289016
Get out of yankee country! Let no one know of the secret location of Keks bridge.
>>76283346
Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.
Fuck the Sun, the sun is powered by Cold Fusion, it will die one day. Fuck the sun, fuck the stars, fuck light, and fuck all Gods based on such a false dichotomy. Why the fuck would someone praise something that's subject to die within the whole? it's just stupid. Jesus, Marduk, and lucifer are corelation symbols to the sun, fuck them all.
45 MINUTES
>>76296474
Im literally shaking right now
>>76296856
but did you call your mom? it's almost time
been trying to find a way to call upon kek in private, does anyone think that you can use dice, aiming for doubles in order to predict? I'm gonna test with tonights pick three, just a quick test
rolling that first number is >5
>>76296733
Christ that is alot of effort.
>>76297184
>does anyone think that you can use dice, aiming for doubles in order to predict?
fucking great idea, Anon!
Can someone spare a clueless burgerbro a greentext on the source of the alleged happening?
>>76297184
You can't call Kek up for personal reasons. Only Kek can call YOU up.
>>76283346
May KEK guide us all to a higher plane of existence.
Praise be upon him
>>76297184
>dice
How many sides? I'd want d20 but others may differ.
>>76297326
Yeah they took their holy scripture reading very seriously. Talk about a priestly class, but then again they were probably the only literates as well.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heqet
> To the Egyptians, the frog was a symbol of life and fertility, since millions of them were born after the annual inundation of the Nile, which brought fertility to the otherwise barren lands. Consequently, in Egyptian mythology, there began to be a frog-goddess, who represented fertility, referred to by Egyptologists as Heqet (also Heqat, Hekit, Heket etc., more rarely Hegit, Heget etc.),[1] written with the determinative frog.[2]
> Her name was probably pronounced more like
Ḥaqā́tat in Middle Egyptian, hence her later Greek counterpart Ἑkάτη (see Hecate).[3] Heqet was usually depicted as a frog, or a woman with a frog's head, or more rarely as a frog on the end of a phallus to explicitly indicate her association with fertility. She was often referred to as the wife of Khnum.[4
>>76292129
The V4 is going to dominate europe, standing against the northern caliplhate in a decade, polandbro, dont think of yourself as irrelevant.
>>76297375
glad you think so anon
>>76297432
>man posts that he relives 2016 over and over
>every year things are a bit different but today at 1:50 a massive attack happens
>it kills over 1000 people
>plunges the world into chaos
checking 0,1,2
>>76297525
I was thinking D10 as it would have the highest number of single digits, but we could test with other variants as well
3,4
>>76289016
>>76289133
Someplace in connecticut.
http://connecticuthistory.org/bridge-ornaments-help-tell-the-legend-of-the-windham-frog-fight/
>>76289782
Sadly they took down the billboard in Waterbury, ct after the connecticut primary.
>>76296856
Capped. This is some innovative shitposting
>>76297634
Damn son, do you have an archive for the thread?
>>76298068
unfortunately no, wish I did
second number > 5
Oh Keku my lord you must act!
Transport us unto a higher timeline for here i fear for my people.
Oh Keku baptise us in your chaos from which our people were born.
>>76297634
sounds autistic as fuck
>>76298291
結句
kekku
Kekku means "finally."
Kek does not exist.
Nothing will happen.
You are wasting your time, autists.
wtf, I just got a CODE GREEN alert call instead of a CODE RED call.
looking it up, CODE GREEN usual means an evacuation?
it wont happen lads , my dubs assure that
>>76298559
Heathen.
I hope Kek blesses me with the 1:50 est happening. As an added bonus, if I survived, but it took out my bitch wife, I'd be extra happy.
Praise Kek!
4 real?
So the happening begins at 1:50 pm, as in 25 mins from now?
>>76298473
>brown ID
>a jew
I wonder who could be posting this
>>76298473
Listen goy abandon the KEK Lord , he do not exist. See nothing happens goy , oh vey
>>76298623
Kek loves you.
KEK IS SATAN IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO TURN TO JESUS
>>76286556
>We haven't even accepted more than 1k refugees
Yet
Lord Kek give a sign. Show me, your humble follower, there will be a happening with dubs.
![355px-Willimantic_Frog_Bridge_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K7kkHgm.jpg "355px-Willimantic Frog Bridge 1[1]")
>>76297751
Visitors to Willimantic, a former city now consolidated with the town of Windham, may wonder why the bridge that spans the Willimantic River is so festively decorated with frog sculptures. The bronze sculptures by Leo Jensen were added to an already existing bridge in the 1990s, but the answer to why they are there lies in the story of the famous Windham Frog Fight (or Fright), which occurred in >June of 1754 and still provides Connecticut residents with an opportunity to laugh at themselves and, in particular, at their susceptibility to
>spooky phenomena.
According to diarists, local historians, and storytellers, it was well after the residents of Windham had gone to bed on that June night that they heard a dreadful sound throughout the surrounding hills. Some believed it was the screams of warring tribal people or, perhaps, the bellowing trumpets of Judgment Day, and some residents reported hearing their names being called out at high volume. Successive parties of brave men ventured outdoors to investigate the origin of the roiling noises and determinedly fired off their muskets in its general direction. As the night’s darkness gave way to morning light, it became clear that the sound was coming from the bottom of a hill somewhere to the east of town.
Daylight and the morning’s quiet brought about a gradual and startling revelation of the truth: a long-standing drought had reduced the entire area’s standing water to a single small pond and every frog for miles around had descended on the Windham area in a desperate search for water. The jostling and battling of these frogs, and their struggle to gain access to the area’s only remaining water, had been the source of the previous night’s unearthly din. In the aftermath of the night’s melee, hundreds of bullfrog corpses littered the landscape, hence the tradition that the Frog Fright was, indeed, brought about by a Frog Fight.
>>76295898
As repeating digits are disabled at the moment, Kek's number shall be the 8, as evidenced in the hieroglyph to the right.
20 MINUTES
>>76298902
Ok, no happening guys, everybody can go home.
The festival begins
Anyone looking for the prediction itself, it's here:
>>76296907
>>76298924
wow, you're actually expecting a happening
Angry arab gas attack, calling it
>>76299036
1:50 Est fag, 20 more minutes
>>76283346
Stop forcing the lords name
Kek works in mysterious ways, trying to summon him will only lead to disappointment
>>76295898
>The third hieroglyph looks like a double helix, pretty much like the DNA
>Richard Dawkins was the one who created the term meme in "The selfish gene"
It keeps happening
Frenchman with 125kg of explosives, rocket launchers and rifles 'was planning 15 attacks on Euro 2016'.
Ukraine's state security service said on Monday a French citizen detained in late May on the border with Poland had been planning attacks in France to coincide with the Euro 2016 soccer championship it is hosting.
http://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/euro-2016/frenchman-with-125kg-of-explosives-rocket-launchers-and-rifles-was-planning-15-attacks-on-euro-2016-34775893.html
>>76289476
>only accepted a couple million
you act like a couple million isnt a fuckton of peopl
>>76299205
Call the based god with a livestream.
>>76299343
s-s-orry
>>76298391
yeah probably not an actual happening but maybe kek wills it
< 3
>>76283346
Nothing will happen. If it does I will get a Kek tattoo.
>>76285896
I live in a suburb 20 minutes outside of Las Vegas. Am I safe?
>>76298917
this tbqh
>Garden Centres across the country report an unusual increase in sales of novelty frog statues
what is hapend folks im nervous is this for real mans?
>>76285896
eastern Slovakia reporting in
>>76287298
i fail to see how that is possible with lith
>>76299544
>>76298917
>repeating digits are disable
>therefore 8 is kek's number
>confirmed by doubles
what
4
>>76299540
A Kek tattoo on your dick.
>>76283346
>Anonymous (ID: 0lDD+MYb) 4 hours ago >No.76283346 [1] [Reply]
>Official KEK get thread.
>How does it feel being 4 hours away from a terror attack in London?
>4 hours ago
>4 hours away from a terror attack
Well?
Nothing will happen. There is no KEK. Your governments are protecting you. Have faith in the system.
>>76299055
>people are actually falling for a cliche made-up story with a video game picture attached to it
>>76299699
ten minutes senpai
5
>>76299699
150PM EST
>>76296635
I bought it on Amazon months ago. Posted the link here in /pol/ when someone asked me and it was sold out a few days later. Guess they never restocked.
>>76299542
>View of the world is through a triangle shape.
>illuminati confirmed!!
>>76299632
HE HAS SPOKEN
THE 8 SHALL BE HOLY
BUT LESS HOLY THAN DIGITS
One of you faggots in london do something and make this happen you retartds
If 9, stockholm gets nuked
>>76299786
the fuck senpai turns into senpai?
3
>>76299632
>being surprised mods can't disable KEK's power
PLANE JUST FLEW INTO TRUMP TOWER TURN ON CNN
>>76299951
if you're a mod then why did I just get quints
>>76299981
reroll
IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD FOR HIS GLORY I CLAIM DIGITS
>>76299951
>Message deleted
>>76300006
Fuck, Anon. So close.
>>76300026
If 6, Berlin get's conquered by ISIS
>>76300004
dem zeroes
7 MINUTES BOYS
>>76300006
why indeed
>>76300082
the fucking capcha made me do it twice, fuck
>>76300000
Whatever this guy is talking about is where happening will be at
"HAPPENING NOW" IS ON FNC
HAPPENING CONFIRMED TURN ON CNN NOW
To help the KEK we need a lot of GETs
Right now there few repetetive digits in this thread .... OUR DEUS KEK can't gonna make it ;__;
>>76300103
Keep trying please.
If 5, Rome is attacked.
Post rare Spurdos before the world ends
if 22 rome burns tonight
>>76300178
Alright, 4
>>76283346
Praise Kek!
>>76300163
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
UP A TREE AGAIN
>>76300190
please stop angering KEK with singles.
(fuck you 4chan, those were all the street signs)
You are just spamming it's happening and nothing even was schedule for today. What the fuck guys? This is not how it works.
If 7 ISIS attacks and Trump is pres.
>>76300301
street signs are the worst
5 minutes lads
>>76300341
No, but check this 7.
>>76300295
>tfw no Finnish gf
Single numbers aren't going to do it.
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4
>>76300351
I'm just glad we're off the food.
>>76299601
Hi, how are you?
Forcing meme magic will not work, let it flow.
3 MINUTES
Someone get a fucking stream started so we can all go in there and watch what happens. Weather it be news or some1 on the ground streaming. We need to find a place to watch this shit.
>>76300419
STOP TRYING TO GET SINGLES
REEEEEEEEEE
check these doubles instead.
>>76294787
nice praise kek; everyone should piss in the shower tonight in reverence to kek.
>>76300588
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'M SORRY KEK
>>76300588
HITLERDOPPELS
>>76300301
Ineed !!
also i agree about the singles. KEK loves only nice numbers
t. [s4s]
>>76300588
Damn, checked
ONE MINUTE GUYS, PULL DOWN YOUR BLINDS, GET UNDER YOUR TABLES AND BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!
1 minute-HAPPENING
1 minute!!!!
I don't want to die /pol/
kek have mercy.
>>76300588
PRAISE KEK
>>76300666
satan
>>76300588
Okie Doke
>>76300666
OOOOOHHH SHEEEEIIITT
Vatican confirmed the target!
>>76300666
CONFIRMED BY SATAN
It's happening any minute now
Yep this is for real, everyone go somewhere safe.
>>76300666
KEK HAVE MERCY
>>76300731
IT'S TIME.
>tfw not happening
welp time to go back to our shitty lives
>>76300666
The conditions are set. I BELIEVE
>>76300633
>>76300666
>>76300688
PRAISE HIM
next year
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM IN CENTRAL LONDON
Where can I watch this go on? Also fuck captchas.
>it's fucking nothing
>>76300666
Satan trips have confirm'd this to be true
>>76300777
RWARRRRRR
>>76300731
IT'S HAPPENING
IM IN CENTRAL LONDON HERON TOWER JUST BLEW UP OH MY GOD THERE'S BLOO
>>76300633
>indeed
fuck you autocorrect
also check this numbers
>>76300588
>>76300633
>>76300666
>>76300688
>>76300777
>>76300791
PLS B IN LONDON FAMALAM
Can anyone fill me in on what's exactly "happening"?
>>76300777
HOLY SHIT THE MEME MAGIC IS REAL, KEK IS WITH US ALL
FUUUUUUUCK GUNSHOTS AND EXPLOSIONS IN CENTRAL STOCKHOLM
>>76283346
aaaaand nothing happened. See you fags next happening retards
>>76300777
W ... WHAT
THE SINGLES HAVE GONE
SO MANY REPEATING DIGITS NOW
IS THIS KEK?
IS IT HAPPENING?
Do the keions worship Kek?
>>76300879
Nothing, it is a mehmeh
>>76295972
Reee
>spoopy praise kek
>>76300879
we are expecting terror attacks for being the muslim holiday Ramadan
>>76300879
ARGENTINA IS BECOMING WHITE, AUSTRALIA STOPS SHITPOSTING, FINLAND STOPS DRINKING AND SWEDEN BANS ALL MUSLIMS
I'm back
fucking link?
>>76301010
OH SHIT
Satan is a faggot
>>76300914
You've never been in a real time happening before, have you? It takes at least a little bit of time before it hits even Twitter, much less MSM.
Wait.
>3 minutes in and nothing happened
>>76300777
TRIPS HAVE CONFIRMT THE HAPPENING
Praise KEK and his oily body
Meme magic lives
BREAKING NEWS
AUNT JEMIMA IS KILL, NO MORE PANCAKES OR MAPLE SYRUP
>>76300959
Kekkites.
Kek isn't real.
IT'S HAPPENING! HOLY SHIT!
https://www.rt.com/viral/345573-india-man-sex-corpse/
> https://www.rt.com/viral/345573-india-man-sex-corpse/
>>76301105
Could we make them Holy Maidens in the Kek religion or something?
Holy Days should be on the keions birthdays
>>76301159
Repent if you want to survive. Kek and meme magic are very real
>>76301222
Trips show KEK's goodwill for this idea
>>76301102
WHAT. THIS CAN'T BE TRUE.
>>76291335
Neat. Except christianity doesn't rule, and communism is dead. No, China isn't really communist anymore.
>>76301299
Witnessed.
>Mods deleted my thread
>Mods issued me a warning
Fuck off, this is what this board is for faggots. You mods and I are all goint to die the same if the happening happens
>>76301433
KEK WILLS IT
>>76301433
Witnessed back. KEK is a generous god
GLORY LOOORD! Praise kek! Praise it, almighty kek!
>>76301299
What is the preferred beverage of the church of Kek? If Keions are Holy Maidens then surely it would be most benefiting to have tea as our drink.
WHERE IS IT KEK
>>76300879
IT.
>>76301222
Kind of like miko. Perfect.
And witnessed.
>>76301477
If the London attack happens right now..
Kek saved us, he wants us alive for just one more year.
>>76301640
Do not rush Kek, Kek works in mysterious ways.
>>76301733
Checked.
>>76287298
report to the gestapo
>>76301733
indeed, also checked
>>76296585
praise the sun nigga
>>76301528
First dubs ever.
Praise Kek!
>>76301655
>>76301733
Both witnessed. These are the word of KEK for the people of KEK
>>76301733
>>76301733
Confirmed
>>76301222
ok, so keions worship kek
also remember the new moon is Keks summoning day
Watching the news now.
David Pujadas hasn't mentioned a happening yet.
Was /pol/ wrong again?
>Daily reminder that this post exists.
Also:
Get a fucking stream going you faggots!
(Image I planned to use was already posted.)
>>76301961
>Pujewdas
>>76301602
>britbong
>tea
Jokes aside, it's a good idea.
GLORY BE TO THE KEIONS
>>76301961
only false flags are announced on the news familam
Glory to kek, glory to kek! Glory to kek, forever!
![IMG_20160603_164213583[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Pin0En5.jpg "IMG 20160603 164213583[1]")
