Kek is pregnant with a happening.
Today is the day.
>>76252156
kek can hope
Kek requires Trips to confirm happenings though?
Already confirmed London and Berlin in the rammadan thread
trips cancels happening
Ask Kek's Apostle Anything.
>>76252871
Is it time?
>>76252871
Are you real Kek?
Praise Kek.
>>76253106
Don't ever ask about the realness of Kek again.
>>76253296
What is real though?
>>76252156
A FUCKING LEAF
AHHAHAHAHAHA...HOLY SHIT
LIKE...AHHAHAHAHHAA..WHAT...THE....FUCK.........A LEAF!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD....HAHHAHA....JESUS.....CHRIST....MOHAMMAD....(PEACE BE UPON HIM)......AN...ACTUAL....FUCKING....LEAF....ON.....A......FLAG....LIKE….LITERALLY….AN…ACTUAL……HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..”COUNTRY’S”….FLAG….WHAT….THE….ACTUAL….FUCK…..HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD....I'M.....I'M DYING....HAAHAHAHHAHA....I CAN'T....I CAN'T BREATHE.....HAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
LIKE….WHAT…LE…FUCK….HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…A..FUCKING…..LEAF!!!!!.....OF….ALL…HAHAHHAHAHHA…THE….THINGS….A…….LEAF!!!!!!!...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..WHAT……WERE…..THEY….THINKING!!!!!!!!
LMAOOOOO….JUST….FUCK….HAHAHHAHAHAHA….MY….FLAG…UP!!!!!!!!!
>>76253352
The Red.
>>76252871
Will Kek spare devout followers?
Have we started the fire?
>>76252871
Is Meme Magic potent enough to grant us an entire year of happenings?
>>76252156
Is it really gonna get crackle lacking tomorrow? I'm not going to work if it is, i need substantial proof that something yuge is going to happen.
>>76252297
What happened in London and Berlin?
>>76255185
Ask the Magic Don for yourself.
I imbued the Donald with Memetic Magic I found on the top of a Kek Mountain.
>>76252871
Will the next 9/11 be tomorrow, 6/6/2016???
>>76255540
>>76252871
Donald, in regards to >>76255540, which you confirmed as being true, will this attack be larger than 9/11???
>>76255664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yseotd_fxWY
>>76255664
just got roasted by Kek
>>76252871
Will there be blood?
Everything changes--today.
>>76256626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYJY-LOnLVA
>>76256626
>>76257237
I'm reaching Magic levels that shouldn't even be possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ecYoSvGO60
What's so special about today other than it being Shinji's birthday?
>>76258154
Well Shinji's a huge bitch and the Anime's are never going to be memed into reality except for some of the technology.
>>76252871
Will we end degeneracy once and for all?