>Dan Aykroyd was rushed to the hospital on Saturday. The 63-year-old legendary comedy actor was rushed to the emergency room after complaints of stomach pain according to a Sunday report from TMZ.
>The Los Angeles City Fire Department told the gossip site that they had responded to a call at his house at 10am before transporting him to a hospital in Santa Monica.
source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3626631/Ghostbusters-star-Dan-Aykroyd-rushed-emergency-room-complaints-stomach-pain.html
Dan recently claimed the new Ghostbusters "has more laughs and more scares than the first 2 films". Is feminism to blame? Does feminism cause cancer?
>>76242456
kek wills it
It was so bad, he shat himself to death.
RIP
>>76242456
Did he shit talk the god emperor ?
>>76242456
He got so sick after saying that jew-approved statement he has to be hospitalized. F
He's not a numale. Autistic crystal skull believer, yes, but not a numale.
>>76242456
This si true, in the context that GB2 had negative laughs that you'd have to subtract from GB1
>>76242456
Kek truly blesses us.
He smites the enemies of Trump and punishes those who stand up for SJWs.
Is there a greater, more rewarding deity?
>>76242677
This. Poor Dan.
>>76242456
He already looks like Slimer from the original Ghostbusters in that picture
>>76242456
Obviously due to overconsumption of black cock
>>76242456
>shit talking Aykroyd
I want /b/ to leave
>>76242807
Aykroyd+sequels=shit
>>76242956
>wahhh don't criticise my childhood heroes even if they're proven nu-males
>>>/r9k/
>>76242861
Subtracting a negative number would make the original number more positive though Anon.
Blessed be the name of lord kek.
This is what he gets for throwing his legacy along with Bill Murray under a bus for another 3 seconds of fame.
I'm just waiting on him to announce The Blues Sisters to completely destroy what little he has left of his dignity.
>>76242456
looks like he will skip be part of the upcoming "gostbusters" fiasco.
>>76242456
hell be fine
Fembot men confirm for super EBOLAIDS. Good luck brainwashed libral-death-chan!
>>76243134
>getting this butthurt over nothing
lol want to use any more buzzwords to fit in newfag?
>>76242888
Checked.
>>76243434
lol
>>76242456
reminder that this autismo carries around a toy police badge at all times.
>>76243434
Buy a strong rope, at least 6 wraps and back through, you only want to do have to do this once.
Maybe just use a gun, roof of the mouth, you only want to have to do this once.
George Lucas famously said that he is perhaps the only person who will never get to see Star Wars.
Dan cannot possibly appreciate the old Ghostbusters the way his fans did, because he helped make them, not everything is political for fuck's sake.
>>76242456
get the new bitch ghostbusters on standby
>>76243270
>The Blues Sisters
This would be bad.
>>76242456
Don't blame him and Murray. They were gonna sue the shit out of them if they didn't show up in the movie. They think this movie sucks horse dick, they just can't say that
>>76242456
Didn't he sign a contract that forced him to say good things about any part of the ghostbusters franchise? I mean if I had to say the new one is good I'd probably get an ulcer too.
>>76242456
guess that horse cock was finally too much
>>76242456
repeating integers and he dies tonight
>>76242888
Trips of truth
>>76242956
he's a feminist fag now so who cares?
I wish Dan Aykroyd died instead of John Belushi in 1982.
>>76243270
Sony dug up decades old contracts dating back to the second GB movie to force him to cooperate.
Akroyd is fucking hilarious.
/pol/ needs to watch Nothing But Trouble.
Hollywood is gonna kill him off so they get the pity of the public to see the new ghostbusters
>>76243739
>George Lucas famously said that he is perhaps the only person who will never get to see Star Wars.
What.
>>76244348
he spent too much time with his wife's son
Damn dude, memes are actually all powerfull and knowing, kinda scary
Praise Kek, a pox upon the heretics.
Aykroyd> Murray
Murray is degenerate scum
DID HE SPEAK OUT AGAINST TRUMP
WE NEED ANSWERS
>>76243154
Does autism cause physical pain?
John Candy was way better.
>>76242456
Possibly that and the got rot liquor he peddles.
>>76242456
>Canadian uses our medical system while extolling the virtues of Canada's """free""" healthcare
>>76242456
>Does feminism cause cancer?
prostate cancer -- yes
>>76242888
triples confirms doubles
>>76244061
MISTER BONE STRIPPER
Hell be fine
>>76242807
He's A FUCKING LEAF
Automatic Beta Status
>>76243270
>Blues Sisters
>Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry
>No Blues Music at all
>Dubstep trap techno remix of the original blues bros theme
Watch it happen
>>76243270
Blues Brothers 2000 already accomplished that.
>>76242456
>Wow, that new Ghostbusters movie rocks!
>Gets smited by Lord Kek.
PRAISE KEK
ALL OF KEK'S ENEMIES WILL PERRISH
BURN THE HERETIC
PURGE THE UNCLEAN
>>76242456
Okay, I think Kek is actually real.
>John Candy and Belushi died first, followed by Harold
Literally why
>>76242888
Dan....what's his name again?
>>76244348
He made it, so he can't sit down in the theater and just watch it unspoiled...
Never mind, I don't know why I try to explain shit.
>>76242456
he'll be fine
>>76242456
to be fair, aykroyd literally has autism.
>>76242456
reoccuring numerals and dan stomach ache-royd dies because of this
>>76244061
Digital underground was in this movie too i think.
hell be fine
>>76245748
Dan "Swollen Hemorrhoid" Aykroyd
>>76244946
Well he wrote the unused script for Ghostbusters 3: Hellbent
>We go to the hell side of Manhattan, downtown, Foley Square. It’s all where the cops are–they are all blue minotaurs. Central Park is this huge peat mine with green demons there, surrounded by black onyx thousand-foot high apartment buildings with classic red devils, very wealthy. We go and visit a Donald Trump-like character who is Mr. Sifler. Luke Sifler. Lu-cifer. So we meet the devil inside.
>>76243798
(((((((Spengler)))))))
unironically hoping he dies of whatever problem he has
>>76245748
Dan "Stomach" Aykroyd
>>76242456
medfag here. My guess is that he blewout the aortic arch and is not with the baby jesus. Either that or he choked on the realization that his were truly lousy films.
But when Akroyd dies, he is gonna get up on stage in Heaven with Belushi, James Brown, John Lee Hooker, B.B. King, Cab Calloway, Robert Johnson, and they are gonna have a motherfucker of a reunion concert.
Probably diverticulitis. Fairly common to happen when you age. Especially for men. It's painful as hell.
He has a financial stake in the Ghostbusters franchise. Of course he's going to say this is the best one yet.
It doesn't mean he actually thinks its a good movie, which he obviously doesn't because let's be honest, nobody does.
>>76242456
huh, so the govt finally got him
>>76246026
Unless you're Brock Lesnar and it barely seems to affect you.
>>76242456
>praises feminism unironically
>dies
>>76242456
Man if this doesn't kill him watching the new Ghostbusters movie crash and burn in the box office will
This man is as good as dead
>>76245740
complications from obesity?
>>76242456
>Dan recently claimed the new Ghostbusters "has more laughs and more scares than the first 2 films"
It's apparently gut-busting
>numale
He's too old for that, you getting a sore pussy over shit he says doesn't change that. He has adult children.
Plus the fact that he had sex puts him ahead of most of /pol/ on any kind of masculinity list.
>>76247231
Damnit Carlos.
>>76243644
Go on...
Aykroyd having to actually praise that piece of shit caused such a violent reaction within his humors that his guts overflowed with stomach acid that had to be pumped out
They got Aykroyd and Murray by the balls through some kind of clause in the original Ghostbusters contracts they signed in the 80s. The jew studio FORCED them to praise the shitheap new movie. If Ramis wasn't DEAD they'd be forcing him to praise it, too.
Nobody asked Ernie Hudson's--the black guy's--opinion, hilariously enough. Would he have been able to get away with saying it was racist that the black woman was a walking stereotype, whereas in the original black buster was simply the 'average joe' counterweight to the nerdy scientist trio who just happened to be black?
>>76242456
WHAT A NOVEL CONCEPT
>>76242456
He looks like a downy.
>>76246023
>Robert Johnson
>salvation
Pick one
>>76247683
Seriously, is there something going on with the media where they're not just trying to push blacks, but straight-up groidy apes?
Let's take star wars for example. Original movies had Billy Dee Williams. He looked normal. Prequels had Samuel L Jackson. He looked normal.
...then we get Episode 7, and the main character looks like he's straight out of Planet of the Apes. Flared nostrils, profuse sweating, tiny forehead and odd-shaped head. Retarded lunk jaw with massive caveman underbite. Looks like a fucking gorilla.
And then with the bulldyke ghostbusters, the black woman is a 6'4" massive silverback sheboon. Why the fuck would anyone want that on film?
