ITT: We write Obama a speech, one word at a time. I'll start
IF
>>76238102
white
if
nigger
>>76238142
WAZ
IF
okie
>>76238102
Nigger
if
IF
Uhhhhhh...
if
IF
KANGS
*awkward pause*
IT
>>76238102
LET ME BE CLEAR
Iran
OKIE-DOKE
>>76238102
Privilege
Hmmmm
if
WE
WE WUZ KANGZZZ
folks
if
If
Allahu
HOPE
Trump
guns
Doke.
ISIL
Akbar
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF
IT
virtuesignal
dindu
OKEY DOKE
Nigger.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
I continue to, uhhhhhh, believe, uhhh that uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
but trump
dokie
diversity
Uhhhhhh
folks
HOL UP
ISIL
If
*clears throat* uhhhhhhh my uh fellow uh Armenians uhhhhh
IF
Dicknipples
>>76238481
>>76238423
>Trump
You mean That man I will not advertise for
*subverts America*
Newton
THE TWEETS
PROGRESS
But-but-but-but
My
nazi
AYYOOOOOO
*nigs*
HOL UP
*shoots police officer*
SO WHAT YALL BEE SAYINZ
*loots his own neighbourhood*
IS DAT
*pours out a 40*
IS DAT WE
*gets a fellow gorilla killed*
WE WUZ
*converts to islam*
WE WUZ
*shouts WOORLLSTARRR*
WE WUZ PREZIDENTS
*passes out*
AN
*pulls pants down an inch*
SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT
*repeats the word 'If' for 2 minutes straight*
Son
if
Fried Chicken
IF
muh
deez nuts
if
wuz
Uh...
Marginalize
DA KAY KAY KAY
hammertime
IF
problematic
ZOINK
>>76238220
Doke
IF
Zionist
guns
disparate impact
Queer
WOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLLSSSSTTTTTAAAAARRRRRRR
republicans
nigger
Cuba
Gitmo
watermelon
muh feelings :'(
Reverse
racism
>>76238370
even without the ifs and its, its the dumbest speech ever
Thanks guys. Obama will be preforming this speech later this week. Here's a preview!
IF white if nigger wuz if okie if nigger if-if, uhhhhhh, if-if-if KANGS. It, let me be clear, Iran. Okie dokie privilege. Hmmm. If we, we wuz kangs, folks. It if if if allah hope trump guns, dokie. ISIL we akbahr. IT, virtuesignal, didnu okie dokie. uhhh I continue to, uhhhhhh, believe, uhhh that uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but trump. Dokie diversity. folks, HOL UP, ISIL. uhhhhhhh, my uh fellow uh Armenians, uhhhhh, IF dick nipples subverts America, PROGRESS.
paste here for results:
http://www.ispeech.org/apps/obama
IF
I
>>76238102
If?
>>76238102
If white if nigger waz if okie if nigger if if uhhhh...
If if if Kangs! *awkward pause*
It LET ME BE CLEAR iran okie-dokie privilege hmmm if we WE WUZ KANGZZZ folks it if if allahu HOPE trump guns doke.
ISIL we akbar if it virtuesignal dindu okey doke Nigger.
Uhhhhhh but trump dokie diversity uhhh folks HOL UP ISIL if if dicknipples newton THE TWEETS PROGRESS but-but-but-but my nazi AYOOO son.
If fried chicken if muh nuts if instagram wuz uh...
Marginalize DA KAY KAY KAY hammertime if problemativ ZOINK doke if zionist guns disparate impact queer WORLSTAR republicans nigger cuba gitmo watermelon reverse racism
