Norway is planning an invasion of Germany
This is inside information, so don't tell anyone
For the last 30 years Norway has been building up it's forces in secrecy inside the mountains. Tomorrow on the Swedish national day it will all unleash.
Germany will become Norway tomorrow.
Immigrants will burn. The Norwegian Reich will rise. It's true. Wait and see.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWzDrThl2Hg
i thought we were the best shitposters
>>76215928
>>76215928
>>76216014
Someone stop this insane norwegian. Only we were-are-will be the best shitposters
Good luck Norway. May you succeed.
>>76215928
Just do it
>>76215928
Why though?
>>76215928
well memed but you already sending us enough poisond salmon over
>>76216990
here link to health-risk-salmon from norway
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2016/04/30/salmon-fish-farming.aspx
I for one welcome our norwegian overlords!
>>76216990
The aids salmon goes to germany and sweden, as is the custom
>>76216990
You were not supposed to know, over and out (secret communication)
Stay low deutschersalmon and get to safety. Mark your children in Norwegian colo(u)rs and they'll be fine. I almost promise.
>>76217372
We'll make Germany great again!
>>76215928
>This is inside information, so don't tell anyone
>>76217459
keep you dirty salmon for yourself
"Farmed Salmon — One of the Most Toxic Foods in the World?
The film starts off in Norway, looking at the chemicals used in fish farms. Kurt Oddekalv is a respected Norwegian environmental activist, and he believes salmon farming is a disaster both for the environment and for human health.
Below the salmon farms dotted across the Norwegian fjords, there’s a layer of waste some 15 meters high, teeming with bacteria, drugs, and pesticides. In short, the entire sea floor has been destroyed, and since the farms are located in open water, the pollution from these farms is in no way contained."
>>76215928
DELETE THIS.
>>76217316
Dirty swedish lies. All Norwegian salmon is healthy and will make you live to 110 years of age.
>>76215928
Today on news at 10;
The royal palace of seagulls was devestated by a terrorist attack earlier today - several birds were confirmed dead and many more injured.
The splinter group "Norway" has today claimed responcibility for the attacks.
>>76215928
There is Noway this is going to happen.
Get it? Norway -> Noway
>>76215928
ok
>>76216014
You're not the best you're just the dumbest. Accidental shit posting gods
>>76218159
It's going live soon anyway so it doesn't matter. It's not like a bunch of autists are going to believe it anyway ; they will just be like "bleehbleeh shitpost"
Little do they know what's going to hit them tomorrow
>>76218407
Russian lies*
ftfy
>>76215928
Fremragende.
https://youtu.be/ZkOpdR315cY
>>76218106
>a respected environmental activist
Nice try.
Danger alert warning all males between the age of 11 and 75 have just received an automated phone call with an order to report to the nearest armory. We're going all in.
>>76221011
you fishpoisoner will give up even faster then the last time
>>76221608
Bahaha, all real German men (and women) are in Norway fishing anyway... all that's left is faggots and faggotry... and muslims... and faggots.
Easy invasion. Cake walk.
(Germany got 200 operational MBT's lol - how many operational fighter planes?)
>>76221938
with what are you trying to come over, with old fishing cutter?
>>76222800
>Norwegian fishing fleet
>Old
pick one
A Norwegian fishing vessel would be like a fucking 5 star hotel for most people (not even kidding)
>>76215928
Now THATS what I call shitposting
>>76223246
yeah we having some fun over their dirty fish and old fishing cutters.
>>76219340
>You're not the best
>You're shit posting gods
Make your mind up.
>>76216014
I thought so too...
It's beginning
>>76215928
God speed.
Half of Germany's population would probably welcome their new Norwegian overlords.
Please invade Britain next, mate.
I hope those birds were ok.
