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Are they the shitpost king?
No, you are simply unable to ever beat Australia.
>>76183586
Fuck off estonia, or i'll come to your country and be the only asian in all of estonia. Australia hasn't been in their prime for at least 2 years.
>>76183811
They don't have to be at their prime to beat you with a mile leaf.
>:^) Epik
keep dreamin cunt
>>76182240
Canadian shitposting is terrible
>>76184054
>A FUCKING LEAF
>most off-topic
>most race baiting
>least serious posters
>constantly makes thread about our fag PM
LET'S GO CANADA
>>76184162
Your cartoon is so small, I can't see it. Just like your dick, france.
Nah
>>76184461
Agreed
>>76184461
/pol/ btfo!
>>76184461
Australians always make concise, on-topic points on /pol/. How are they even shitposters anymore?
>>76184461
wew lad
>>76184461
ayy lmao
No you guys are very low talent
>>76184256
>implying
>>76184461
>This triggers the canadian
>>76184117
FUCKING EPICCCCCC MAN XXXXDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
We're talking about self-conscious shitposting, right? Because if not, America is definitely the king of shitposting, senpai.
>>76182240
Australian shitposts are methodical, funny.
Canadian shitposts aren't shitposts at all. Most of them actually believe the shit that they spew out.
>How can x even compete
>pol btfo
>wow... really makes you think
>>76184613
I can see your map either, France. HAHAHAH You just keep failing!
>>76184461
DED
>>76182240
No, Australia is far better and funnier than Canadians. Canadians are like those try-hards that want to be liked but everyone puts up with because they're so inconsequential it's easier to just pretend they matter.
Yes we are.
>>76184461
This post just made this thread legendary
>>76184684
Mi amore. You used to mean so much more.
>>76184461
Fucking hell mate, that's brutal
>>76184177
Suck ass faggot. Ill fucking deter you from ever crossing into the eastern hemisphere you gook licking cum guzzler. Why dont you take your bc kush and forest fires else where
>>76184725
>Not even dubs
Fuck you.
>>76184718
This tbqh
>>76184461
WEEEEEEEEW
>>76184162
>I legitimately wanted to read that
Canada is the greatest nation ever.
We literally do nothing and get involved in nothing and yet still have the lowest crime and unemployment rates of any first world civilization. We still put people in outer space and make everyone else struggle to copy our immigration policy. Whereas the most immigrant heavy places in Europe, America and Australia are crime ridden, Canada's most immigrant heavy places have the lowest crime rates. While Americans die on the battlefield for muh freedoms, Canadians reap all the benefits of their foreign policy and have decriminalized marijuana, prostitution and gambling. Not to mention we elected a Meme Prime Minister and now the cuckolded Americans who have ISIS soldiers all over their country are struggling to elect their Meme President.
How can other nations even compete?
>>76184943
Put some shrimp on the barby, fag. BC bud and forest fires is better than any piece of shit australian happenings.
>>76185040
We made you. ;_;
>>76185014
TERRE DE NOS AIEUX
>>76184461
>>76184493
>>76184511
I commend your shitposting ability m90
Keep up the tradition
>>76184256
But you're the asian?
>>76182240
Canada shitposting makes me cringe and shake my head with disgust. How did Canadians get so blue-pilled? And you know these faggots are as far right as it gets, because we're on /pol/. The average Canadian IRL must be intolerable.
Why is Canada so obsessed with being #1 shitposter on this website.
However hard you try, forcing this meme will not work.
I like Canada 2bh. They are far more self-aware than the US posters.
>>76185166
Canadian men are going to make your women love their 7 inch eggrolls.
>>76185237
this is too meta
>>76182240
Yes.Yes we are.Again,please nuke us.Save us,,,,Please.
>>76185040
>Whereas the most immigrant heavy places in Europe, America and Australia are crime ridden, Canada's most immigrant heavy places have the lowest crime rates
This is objectively wrong.
t. GTAfaggot
Also Aussies are funnier then Canadians objectively.
>>76184461
>:^) Epik
Tell me /pol/, if Canada is the greatest shitposter, then why did that aussie poster get the mosts (you)'s in this thread?
Is Canada btfo?
>>76185425
CANADAKEKS BTFO! HOW WILL THEY RECOVER!
>Canada
>the nation /pol/ is literally obsessed with and makes threads about every day
>the thread that has consistently stuck a hockey stick up Australia's ass
>the nation that created the Meme Prime Minister /pol/ never stop talking about
>the nation full of people who are consistently collecting free money from the government, smoking weed and shitposting on /pol/
>not the greatest shitposters of all-time
>>76185385
You don't know crime statistics at all. The most crime heavy places in Canada are not the GTA, the GTA is a very safe space despite all the immigrants. The most crime heavy places are the northern territories.
It's very sad to see cuckolded Canadians on /pol/ lose faith in our nation. Canadians on average are rated to be more patriotic than the UK, US and Australians. Plus we don't have a cuck stamp on our flag like Australia either. A fucking leaf is way better.
>>76185531
The only dangerous people in canada are the natives. And even then they're still friendly once you get to know them.
>>76185531
Eh I wouldn't fuck with geese, boyo. They can break your arm with one swipe.
>>76185531
>the nation /pol/ is literally obsessed with and makes threads about every day
Gee I wonder why
Both Australia and Canada have high levels of Asian people.
Coincidence? I don't think so.
>implying Brits, the inventors of the modern world, inventers of banter, invantors of the internet, are not the top shitposters.
Wew.
The only reason Aussie's think they're any good is because of sheer numbers, not the objective quality of a high class shitpost only Brits can provide.
>>76184461
>>76184493
>>76184511
>>76184535
>>76184564
>>76184585
>>76184631
>>76184692
>>76184725
>>76184999
The simple fact is that a single aussy did more shitposting than all the leafs combined in a thread about their own shitposting.
A couple of ironic posts does not a shitposter make
>>76182240
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK.........
Also LOL at Europe and America who have refugees that want to commit acts of terrorism and kill people in San Bernadino.
The Syrian refugees in Canada helped people evacuate the fires and volunteered to help firefight. Plus almost all of our refugees are sexy Christian Syrian women, unlike gay communist President Obama who loves bringing in boatloads of Wahabbists and ISIS members onto American soil. We deport people from Canada all the time! Meanwhile the Americucks and Yuropoors have to give all of their welfare money to the "migrants" and Mexcans who cross the border. And yet we still reap all the benefits from your ridiculous foreign invasions and industries despite endangering virtually none of our citizens, have more armed people per capita and with less gun crime. Canada simply does everything better than everyone else.
Canada has always been the least cucked nation on Earth.
Being actual dude weed lmaos means you're not actually shitposting, you're serious .. you fucking idiots.
>>76186053
The only real canadians are the metis and natives anyways.
>>76185889
I was going to call you out on that bullshit
but then I realised
perhaps if I was calling you out on it... it was indeed the shitpost it claimed to be
interestingly, you may have valid claim to being a top tier shitposter performing metashitposting that a fellow shitposter could almost be fooled by
I'd call that quite impressive. Really made me think.
How can Canadians even compete?
>>76184461
Meh 4/10
>>76185109
We made you :(
Should have had it aborted.
>>76182240
Canada is too fucking sensitive and liberal to be shitposting king.
If anything, Canada is losing to Romania and even fucking India at this point.
>>76186399
THE MADMAN WONT STOP
>>76186551
Literally what?
>>76182240
Dont we have the best Shitposters
Not a chance mate. Where the fuck are your memes?
No way and only degenerate retards would want such a title.
No one can beat Bogan dedication and banter.
>if you shitpost on your enemies thread, they win
>>76185407
>FUCKING EPICCCCCC MAN
XXXXDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
>>76186794
Who puts those poofta signs all over the place?
I don't think chinks understand shitposting
Peru is king
/pol/ is jealous that Trudeau is:
>6'2''
>handsome
>high approval rating
>skilled at mma fighting and dancing
>ripped to shreds
>gets all the girls
>is alpha
why dont u strive to be like Trudeau, /pol/?
>>76186895
>Hmmmm
>>76186943
go have another potato famine peru kys
>>76183811
>estonians
>not mongolian
>>76186943
peruvians are just disgraced canadians
I don't even know how the fuck you become a disgraced canadian when they'll apologise for anything you did to them.
What the fuck even makes a peruvian? Did you fail to apologise enough? Were you too white?
>>76187012
They're trying. Soon America will have their Meme President. But Trudeau's office only proves one more that Canada is as usual, ahead of the curve in national advancements, including memetics.
>>76185157
TON FRONT EST CEINT
>>76182240
No. We are like the shitpost drunkard in a bar that brags that he could be a better shitpost king better than king australia but then proceeds to drunkenly shitpost in a bar and get laughed at.
In other words, Canada is /pol/'s village idiot.
We Canadians have the best memes
Get over here you stupid Australian abos
you sniveling cowards
Keep Trudeau out of your mouths little boys
australia btfo
>>76187012
Because I don't want to be "ripped to shreds". I don't want to die.
>>76187216
no u
>>76187200
go drink some pepsi you poutine eating frog
>>76187140
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>>76187216
canada trying so hard to shitpost
not how you win
sad!
No
https://www.rt.com/news/345458-canada-anthem-gender-neutral/?utm_source=browser&utm_medium=aplication_chrome&utm_campaign=chrome
>>76186301
You're a #CruzDog now
>>76187035
This reads like a parody.
>>76187339
fuck off cunt, it sounds better in French. there's no pro-native cuckery
>>76187606
Makes u stink hmmm
Maybe on /pol/ in >2016 they are
>>76187747
>A fucking thumbnail
>>76187606
NAMBLA stands for North American man boy love association, if you didn't know.
ANTIFA unironically supports pedophiles
>>76182240
a fucking leaf
>>76187648
go take a shower filthy acadian tabarnak de calisse.
>>76187846
Yeah that's what made me think it was an edit. Also the "fight fascism by taking away their freedom with violence" part.
>>76182240
Doesn't even get 2nd place, syrup slurping ignorant fuck thinking you are 1st at anything, it's depressing to say the least
Canada shitposts alot but its not good shitposting
>>76184145
Is fosters really Australian for beer?
>>76186933
>i have a problem with the supernatural elements of ghostbusters.
For fuck's sake, I was enjoying the shitposting then someone had to unload this rage on me.
10/10
