>be proud decendant of vikings.
>it makes up half of my heritage
>major history buff about the vikings
>love their religious mythology
>be proud that vikings were brave warriors and had common sense laws. They treated their women fairly, but they never kissed their asses. The perfect mix if you ask me.
>the MouseJew.Inc. takes Thor and makes him into a popular superhero
>das cool, they follow the mythos pretty well.
Then it happened.
You know... the (((UNSOLICITITATED OPINIONS ON ISREAL))) and (((FEMALE THOR)))
>get really fucking mad that the jews are using my ancestor's beliefs for liberal Pro-RadicalFeminism, Pro-Isreali propaganda
>the creation of Twhore the Goddess of Pandering starts getting tumblr to protect this horrid filth called a comic.
>wiccians and other "witch uwu" types start fucking hijacking my cultural symbols for their sinful witchcraft and curses
>my ol' Irish Catholic side of my heritage is fucking enraged and at near DAS SALEM mode
>the only reason I have any fucking sympathy for the old wiccans is that their original heritage is mostly dead and the only people who use their religion now are "uwu check your privilege or body-positive Gruntillda will put a curse on you!"
To add salt to the wound most of these fucking witchbitches say my culture is the most "feminist" culture in the middle ages.
FUCKING FEMINIST WITCHES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why are you lying, anon? You're descended from us. You're Irish.
>>76170469
Stick to >>>/r9k/, autist
>>76170514
I'm a half n half my potato friend. From a pure blood viking dad and a pure blood irish mom. Fucking made me tough as nails. Never been knocked out ever in my life.
>>76170469
>muh hurritage
shut up mutt faggot, nobody cares
>>76170655
You're pure Aryan 2bh
>>76170564
This is about politics not woman hating you spergburger.
>>76170655
So you're not even a full scandi. Wow this thread is shit
>>76170712
I know, I even have the blonde hair and blue eyes. Either way very strong scandinavian and irosh blood in me. Suprisingly a lightweight when it comes to drinking though.
But the Vikings were terrifying people that raped and killed all throughout Europe?
>>76170777
>coming from the mudslime
Your lucky hate crime laws don't protect the Irish or Aryan races.
Normans were the true successors to the Vikings. They were the one of the only successful Viking conquests (the other being the Orkneys) and then became the most powerful military force of the High Middle Ages. Modern-day Anglo-Normans are the true Alphas of European History.
>>76170469
>muh vikings
Actually plague-infested potato barbarians
>>76170881
The raiders were, but the civilians back at home were very civilized, they were only brutal in war and punishment.
>>76170777
To be fair, Icelanders are probably genetically identical to him.
>>76170469
female thor? wtf
>>76171076
Well he was a crossdresser.
honestly who gives a shit
most people don't even know her
why are you being such a baby about it
you are not a viking and you never will be
kys wannabe, you are like a nigger pretending he can say he is egyptian because "he has egyptian heritage".
just kys
>>76171004
>implying potatos aren't a platnuim teir crop that you can make both acholhol and meals n snacks out of.
>implying the black plague dwindled our numbers when it really didn't for the most part, it was only the white kangz societies that were really affected by it.
Wew
>>76171066
Actually my linage can be traced to the founder of Iceland. Leif Erikson.
>>76171203
>implying potatos aren't a platnuim teir crop that you can make both acholhol and meals n snacks out of.
Literally every fruit ever.
>>76170469
WE WUZ VIKINGS AN SHIEET
>>76171120
>dresses up like Freya to trick a Jotnar on his wedding day
>keeps the beard
Absolute madman
>>76170777
At least he's not a muslim
>>76171290
Actually you russians share common ancestory with vikings, so your shitposting isn't too far off.
>>76171280
>potato
>fruit
wew lad you just went somewhere dumb
>>76171203
Uhm
I was fooling around
First off, potatoes weren't even introduced to Europe in their times
Secondly, the plague hasn't started before the vikings were gone.
Makes me wonder why you are so butthurt... oh it's because you're a non-informed dumbass
>>76170469
You realize comic book Thor has nothing to do with mythological Thor except name and a few aesthetic similarities?
Also
>it's a "clueless murrikan's MUH HERITAGE" thread
>>76170469
I love it when Americans pretend to know shit about their heritage when they're 90% cultureless beaners.
>tfw pure british
>>76170469
You're an american ape
No one cares what kind of sad lowlife scum your ancestors consist of
You'll never be white
>>76171631
>pure
>british
>>76170469
Your ancestors were nigger-tier pirates, m8. The only thing they ever did right was convert to Christianity.
>>76171535
I got irish anceistory you dolt I thought you were referencing that.
>vikings were gone
They moved to Iceland and converted to Christianity you dumbass
Second, I knew something was up. The black death never touched the vikings. I never said it did, but if it did it wouldn't have wiped us out.
>>76170469
The vikings were faggots. My grandfather was stolen from Germany and designed the Apache helicopter.
my 100% slavic heritage is keking so hard
filthy germans go back to the cave you crawled from and leave the world to your superiors
>>76170469
we wuz vikings
>>76170469
You think that's bad? it's only a matter of time until your people start stealing my country's thousands of years of history and paint it black to satisfy your WE WUZ niggers.
>>76170469
>We was vikings and sheet
No, you're not. The people of those countries don't think you are either. They think you are a fool.
You're the northern European equivalent of a weaboo, clinging to some ideal that has and never will exist.
>>76171649
You're right I am not white, I am Aryan you pussyfrog. What the fuck is up with you Frenchies and your hate boner for America?
>>76172028
Says the weeb with the jap proxy
>>76172068
>proxy
>>76172014
Don't remind me. Can you just take them back?.
>>76172121
Yeah, proxy.
>>76172068
weebs at least have a great and glorious culture to look up to, your ancestors were a bunch of africa tier hilbillies
vikings were also literally the feminists of the ancient world
>>76172028
You're probably some fat white "ganjn" over there to watch your degenerate octopussy porno. Admit it.
>>76170469
Hey I stick to the old blood gods so if anything I am only fucking up the kikes at their own demonic game.
The reason wiccans worship your old shit is because its "pagan" and white without the satanic undertones. Also almost invariably witches are white women who are at least partially of Nordic heritage.
>>76172210
and they were total jews when it came to trading. Also they wore their wealth, like gypsies
>>76171927
Whoa. The US stole germans to design native american flight machines? This is pure evil. Ripping you out of your country and force you to culturally appropriate a genocide in order to create further war machinery... for further genocide.
The US is truly evil.
>>76172210
At least we arnt Islamic mountain niggers like Crotia, America has a far more badass history then your tiny irrelevant shithole
>>76170655
>Look how tough I am
Typed Anon, with his morbidly obese fingers, from the basement of his disappointed Danish father.
>>76171944
>Slavic
>Superiors
Dude, the word "Slave" comes from the Slav since you guys keep getting your asses handed to you and getting enslaved by everyone
>>76170469
Youre filthy emigrant nothing else.
>>76170469
>proud descendant of vikings
>half of my heritage
half beaner detected
>>76172515
At least he's not a sandnigger
>>76172394
I'm a lowlands catholic in a >90% racially, ethnicall and religiously homogenous rural place , family living in the same place since the 7th century, country existed thousands oif years back
>usa
>badass
>literally was invented by jewish freemasons few centuries ago
>>76172191
Sorry bub, I'm in Japan.
>>76172263
>I seen a fat ass black woman pagan do this shit to my culture. You really expect me to buy that she has any more than 1/40000 viking blood in her?
>We wuz nordick n shieet
>>76172632
Prove it
>implying you arnt a lieing weeb with a jap proxy because muh anime
>>76172636
62% more white than france, wew lad
>>76172450
wrong, slav is of slavic origin, it is from the word SLOVO, SLOVJANI - which means those who speak, unlike the word for germans - NEMCI - which means those who are mute (cuz they don't speak our language)
the word for slave is ROB - yes, that's right, we have our own name for it unlike you who literally stole it from old romans like some niggers
>>76172415
Don't you got a fire to put out and your morning islamic prayer to do Mohamud?
>>76172713
>62% more white than france
low quality banter, you can do better mate common !
>>76172757
strange, our word for slave is otrok, and rob (robiť) means work
>>76172839
(^:
>France
>white
There's more whites in Argintina, Abdul. Now run along to morning prayer before Sharia Patrol finds you posting on Haram websites
>>76172857
kek, in slovene otrok means child
i guess that's because slavic tradition considers workers and children to be slaves
>>76170469
>be proud decendant of vikings
But they were literally nigger-tier barbarians and pirates.
>>76172757
>you still got your asses handed to you. Not your fault, there were Vikings, White Kangz, and Muddy Pirates. Fighting a war on multiple fronts sucks mang.
>>76170469
>be proud decendant of vikings.
Pathetic, don't you have anything else to identify with?
>>76173031
please translate from american nigger slang to english
>>76170469
you've probably never even been outside your trailer park and can't even speak any scandinavian language.
>>76173008
You share blood with them too Vlad.
Also
>judging vikings oy by their ruthless warriors, and not looking their civilian culture
>>76172941
ridiculous, you are wasting my time here
>>76173222
(^: SALT
>>76173167
>Vikangz
>Civilian culture
If they had one, it was hardly anything to be proud of.
>>76173120
Yeah I do, I just actually enjoy my heritage unlike you do. And look what happens to your county when you throw out tradition and heritage. Mudslimes ruining your country and harming your children. You Swedes make me sick because your cuckholding has ruined your country.
>>76173160 I would speak the language if I had the money and time to learn it. Langauge books aren't cheap.
>>76173382
Actually it was something to be proud of. They didn't kiss ass but they weren't completely heartless either. And had good hygene for those times.
>>76172632
嘘つけ。
>>76170469
>>be proud decendant of vikings.
Fucking yanks I swear to god
>>76173438
>Langauge books aren't cheap.
Confirmed redneck bastard.
Åt kuk, för fan.
>>76170469
dont take it personally. think of it like this feminist are so lazy and dumb they wont even look into other religions nobody practices today for source material for other deities that could be used in marvel and petetion for them to be added
hercules and thor and loki ect are used sooo hel,athena,nemisis ect could be used but to the best of my knowledge are not also they could use isis and maybe ishtar but nope lets make thor a woman
they probably know about as much about other cultures that they supposedly support full on sjw style as they know about gene regulation in eukaryotes
>>76173663
>being proud that my heritage didn't fall for the monarchy meme until it was much later when they founded iceland
>you have a queen that does fuck all and just watches your country burn.
>living in a totalirian commiemonarchy state that doesn't give you the right to free speech
> "Them bloody dumb yanks and their stupid bloody freedoms. I swear on the Queen!"
>>76173438
>Yeah I do, I just actually enjoy my heritage unlike you do. And look what happens to your county when you throw out tradition and heritage. Mudslimes ruining your country and harming your children. You Swedes make me sick because your cuckholding has ruined your country.
You are not a nordic and you will never be one, you are a racemixed american mongrel.
It's about time you faggots started identifying yourself as american and not a true and honest 1/64 scandi.
Stop thinking that you belong to a group of people across the fucking atlantic with whom you haven't a single fucking thing in common.
You shouldn't enjoy your scandinavian heritage, enjoy your american heritage isntead.
Can you even speak a north germanic language
>>76173875
what freedom?
>>76173540
Oh great, but where's the literature and architecture?
>>76173733
Confirmed poorfag
Ftfy
>>76173967
Freedom to speak without having to worry about going to jail because a nig got triggered. Freedom to bear arms. Freedom of expression.
>>76173998
Well, I can actually afford language books, as opposed to you. Also, you venerate a culture that is not yours and about which you haven't got a clue. You simply jerk off to your genes as if they were to make you a better person. You're probably fat, weak, and you've proven yourself to be ignorant and poor.
Fuck off.
>>76170469
Why are you trying to attribute pride to yourself for things your ancestors did, but you never did?
>>76173966
>INSHALLAH KAFFIR YOU ARE NOT A NORDIC RACE LIKE ME, MBUNGU THE MIGHTY SOMALIAN WARRIOR, LOOK AT ME, I'M THE NORD NOW
>>76173966
I enjoy my american heritage too.
Said before, not enough time or money to be learning a second language that isn't beaner speak.
>>76170469
Ancestry.com is thattaway mongrel >>>>
>>76174223
>this redneck knows more Arabic than he knows Northern Germanic.
>>76172789
>Muh heritage
>People call him a faggot
>Memes xD, that will show them!
>>76174178
Well, in his defense, the only active pirates nowadays are in Somalia.
>>76174302
Fuck off Germany, I never was claiming to know that shit, my forebearers were Scottish but I was born in America, so I am American.
>>76174408
That's Belgium, you illiterate cockroach.
>>76174178
Because I want be proud of something. Is it a crime for a white man to enjoy is heritage every once and a while? I'll do things I'm proud of. It's to give myself a break from what I hear on the media calling whites "evil, murderous, racist genociders" all the damn time.
>>76174452
Is that kraut for Islamabad?
>>76173167
>You share blood with them too Vlad.
I don't think so. Vikings were rulers here.
>judging vikings oy by their ruthless warriors, and not looking their civilian culture
>civilian culture
Yeah, just like those famous cathedrals and skilfully constructed buildings...oh wait.
The top viking technology was wooden shed
>>76174353
>Muh Canadian pride
>they tell him that his country is burning
>Shitposting! That will show them!
>>76174471
They keep calling us that and they'll get their wish
The Irish and the Vikings were bitter enemies throughout history, to the point where the Irish Brigade of the French Army tortured a detachment of Danish prisoners in the 18th century as revenge
>>76174353
>Muh pontain
>muh tim hortens
>muh RCMP
>Implying that Canada isnt just Northern Michigan: The Country
>>76174471
So you're hiding yourself from the truth of your actual nation by pretending that you care about stuff you don't know a thing about?
Hahahaha This is pathetic. Get your country sorted instead of bitching about stuff it's not your place to bitch about.
>>76174506
Du kannst nicht einmal den Unterschied zwischen Deutschland und Belgien sehen, du Drecksau.
Now that was German. Belgians speak French and Dutch. Klootzaak.
>>76174580
>wooden shed
>denying this was skillfully constructed.
>don't forget our boats were the sneakiest and best ones for their time.
>>76170469
If it weren't for the collusion of bug Hollywood with the comic industry this would have died out long ago. People generally abandon things taken over by SJWs. The final solution is to stop spending your money on degenerate Hollywood filth. Starve it out.
>>76174620
>tell him that his country is burning
That wasn't our country - it's your White House.
>>76174913
That's what I do. I never give the comic jew money.
>>76174751
Je bent een moslim en een zijwarrts duitse vlag:D:D:D:D:D
>>76174634
I know it's quite ironic but I guess that's just how things roll. At least I am 100% white.
>>76170655
Fuck off mongrel
>>76175139
Allah ackbar
>>76174995
Good man. Don't go to the theater, don't buy the dvd, don't buy products with movie swag on it, don't even watch the fucking trailer on YouTube. All of that shit makes them money.
>>76174870
Damn they don't make cuck sheds how they used to.
Obligatory
>>76175078
Hou je kop dicht kankerneger.
>>76175198
Kek,
>Austrilia makes a strong entrance to the thread
>>76174935
The difference is, your country is still burning.
That's what you get when you are cucks for the king.
>>76174620
>>76174733
>Implying I have any pride for this shithole
>>76175207
This.
>>76175207
>says vikings are bad warriors but can't even defend their country from a bunch of flightless birds.
>>76175213
(^: no u
>>76175095
>irish
>white
lol, no.
>>76175354
That's a good slap on the face.
>>76175366
I like the extent of your conversation.
>>76175198
You dumb fuck, you made me laugh at that.
At least we weren't cucked by Big Bird and his feathered friends.
>>76175354
Jesus are you trying to give him a PTSD flashback? We dont need another Port Arther now
>>76175444
:^) always good to have some banter
>>76170469
I feel you.
I'm half Swede, half German.
>Even my grandfather born and raised in Sweden never pulled the "I'm descended from Vikings"-card.
That's why it's so fucking cringy when people who are even just the slightest bit white try to claim viking ancestry.
>>76175505
It is inecusable to fail to kill flightless birds in an open field. How fucking retarded are they?
>>76175428
Well, if he is going to call my forefathers a shit warrior might as well show him what a true shit warrior is. How the fuck did they lose to birds when they have guns?
>>76170469
You don't know shit about Thor or Viking mythology. The reason is that it was all written down by a christcuck invader with that Middle Eastern religion were you worship some dead jew. It is all so convoluted and fucked up because of christcucks that you will never know their true history. Besides they were nigger-tier always stealing and destroying shit throughout Europe, a long and proud tradition of destroying Europe. You should be proud of things you accomplish not some relic or appropriate some one else's glory you fucking cuck.
TL;DR: muh heritage / no kill yourself faggot
>>76170469
>To add salt to the wound most of these fucking witchbitches say my culture is the most "feminist" culture in the middle ages.
I work in archaeology, and this is very true. The Vikings can be, and are whatever you want them to be.
>>76175648
I know, I feel sorry for the Natives here too because the same shit happens to them.
>>76175826
>How the fuck did they lose to birds when they have guns?
I don't know. Maybe there were too many birds and not enough bullets? Australians can't aim?
>>76170469
The
>unsolicited opinions on israel
comic has already gotten cancelled because literally nobody liked that piece of shit book.
>>76175966
You would think with survival of the fittest there would be more compentant marksmen since Austistrallia is such a harsh envoriment.
How could you miss a running bird? Where they too busy seeing how far they can shove a didgeridoo up their ass before it comes out the other end?
>>76175982
Das good mane
>>76176502
They should have carpet-bombed the whole place.
>>76176882
Agreed. But they probably would have missed anyway.
>>76177040
Yes, you're right. They're Australian, after all.
BUT MUH HERITAGE HURRRRRRRRR URRRRRRRRRR RURRRRRRR HURRRRRRRRR
>>76177082
Australia will not fall by a muslim invasion, but instead a emu one.
>>76177149
Hey, I'm american, you're my heritage too Nigel. Your my family, even though your that one cousin with the downs.
>>76177398
Half birds, half niggers, the new strayaconts. Someone photoshop the race to come.
>>76172366
Well they had to send the real men somewhere.
>>76177583
This. We need the beaknigger race to become a reality.
>>76177839
>Beakniggers
My sides are in orbit. We're fucking geniuses hahahahaha
>>76177839
BEAKED
>>76178108
Seconded. But I'd like that head mounted on the body of a nigger/Aborigene.
>>76178108
>Don't talk to me, or my wife's hatchling's ever again.
>>76177964 This will be the meme that triggers the Aussie.
>>76178542
We are the Bringers of Banter. Fear us.
>>76178833
It's funny too because RIGHT after I made that banter. Poof. Aussies were gone.
We have become the Aussie, the spirit of shitposting and banter.
>>76179216
Anti-Aussie US-Belgian Alliance for Shitposting and Taking the Piss, there you go.
I did notice that the Australians were gone too. I can't wait to see this plan to fruition.
>>76179380
Made a new thread >>76179941 banter thread deployed
