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>>76169827
anyone have more of these?
>>76170332
If this is real, my life is complete.
>>76170332
link to the porn pls
>>76170511
Just search for Mia Khalifa on any streaming site. It's like her most popular video.
>>76170511
Www.google.com
Mia khalifa mom scene
How hard is this shit
>>76170511
Mia Khalifa stepmom Juliana Vega fucks and sucks her boyfriends cock
>>76170653
well now that I know her name, not hard at all
unlike muh dik
>>76170411
My literal face when
So fucking deserved
>>76171009
>germany is brown
>>76171009
When are you joining lad
>>76170411
this gives me a boner
>>76170847
best laugh itt
>>76170402
It's porn
>>76170411
I never understood the pitbull thing till I encountered one in the states. I swear it felt like it was made out of lead and bricks when it crashed into me. She was only a puppy still too. How the fuck did these things come into being?
>>76171009
What's the picture from? Shouldn't everyone be black like in every other material made by western media?
>>76171009
>that tanned german
>>76170411
how come th most retarded dog owners are the ones with pitbulls, rottweilers, dobermanns or german sheperds? Every. Fucking. Time it's some white-trash dimwit with self-esteem issues.
>>76170411
This just makes me sad, she clearly really cared about her pet. It's a shame, she wasn't even training it to be aggressive. All edgelords laughing at this are faggots.
>>76171319
Thick knots.
>>76171213
I had one try to bust in my car window one time while I frantically tried to get the window up and back the fuck out of that driveway
wrote that one down as a no-go.
similar situation when my boss went by and we just said fuck it
I worked for the (((Census)))
in the rural south
>>76171213
>How the fuck did these things come into being?
They were literally bred to be fighting dogs. Generations and generations of selective breeding. Similar to how greyhounds are just the sleekest things that exist.
>>76171319
same reason why those same people drive shitbox cars with chrome rims, have tattoos, piercings, smoke, drink take drugs, watch reality tv etc.
>>76170651
>it's like
>like
I'm keeping my eye on you
> implying people have the power to fix the eu
kek
>>76171226
>most trustworthy: Germany
We really are doomed.
>>76171319
I have a 7 year old german shepherd, the only violent thing she's done is bark at people who walk too close to our front gate.
>>76171009
>13 boys
>15 girls
muh görl powär
>>76171527
yeah but she would fucking rip your arm off if they entered. i'm not against that but there is such a fine line between that and getting attacked if she gets away from you in the street or something.
Trump knows if he were to go up against Sanders in the general that he would probably lose. So he's playing the same game the MSM has been playing all along, pretend that Bernie Sanders doesn't exist, blackout 90% of Sanders coverage. See, TPTB and Trump are both far more afraid of Bernie than they are of Clinton.
>>76171583
>2016
>not identifying as an attack helicopter
>>76171600
Nice dubs, but she's very obedient. I often don't even put her on a lead when I take her for a run.
fuck off to /b/
>>76171163
lmao
One can only hope...
>>76171342
This
>>76169827
Fucking lost it
>>76171757
That's not even remotely funny.
>>76171734
some cunt had a german shep off the leash in the park the other day. the dog didn't come near me but what a cunt for even doing that. i love dogs, just not other people's because you know the majority of people are dumb cunts and don't know how to own a dog.
>>76170411
"He din do nuffin, he a good boy. Hee need more money for dem treats!"
My dog.
>>76171319
I've have two Cane Corsos what does that say about me?
>>76171009
>Portugal is just a straight up nig
HERECY
>>76171810
>park
I just take her for runs around the streets at 5:30 am. Never had a problem.
>>76170411
> eating watermelon
The signs were all there
>>76171845
this is basically me and my wife. After 9 years of marriage, any guy who knows better just lays thinking about how niggers and jews ruin everything.
>>76171502
leftyhumor is literally the same thing over and over.... "Das racist"
>>76171889
she is still a dangerous dog and you know it. 9/10 people are shit scared of german sheps.
>>76172007
Good. That's the point.
>>76171982
Because they have no good arguments
>>76171621
kek, "Kike" is a vulgar form of the name "Enrique" in Mexico.
>>76172077
who asked you nigger
>>76171873
mein kampfy shoes
>>76170411
Are pitbulls really that tough? I always only see women get fucked up by them. I'm not questioning that one could definitely chew my ass up, but I just can't see myself dying to a damn dog. Surely a few blows to their face would send them running, right? Or you could just pick them up and drop them?
>>76171009
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>76172007
>9/10 people are shit scared of german sheps.
I wish that was the case when I dogsat my sister's German
all kinds of people would come up when I'd take him out. luckily a really sweet dog that loved attention
>>76172188
They've got jaws like a vice and only let go if you pop a finger up their bum
>>76172188
Yeah go ahead and pick up that 30 pound solid muscle animal while it's writhing and trying to sink it's impressive bite strength into your jugular.
You dumb bastard, I bet you're a socialist.
>>76171009
>that germany
>france looking like he's seen some shit
>poortugal gone full WE WUZ
>>76171772
That's creepy as fuck. It looks like Pennywise.
>>76171970
>>76171815
bye bye my sides
>>76171815
Top kek
>>76170411
>spay/neuter: no
>multiple dogs: no
>owner of dog: mother
well theres your fucking problem. an unneutered adult pit bull raised in a single dog home by a woman
>>76171009
what the fuck have they done to portugal ;__;
>>76171845
This is currently my life with my wife.
>>76171342
I agree anon, this isn't funny it's sad.
>>76172309
HOLY MOTHER OF KEK
SAUCE?
>>76171855
It says you have patrician taste in dogs, my good chum. Also nice dubs.
>>76171978
>my wife meme
This is bullshit no one in on 4chan has a wife let alone being in 9 years of marriage.
>inb4 writing a mature response desperately trying act like someone with responsibility and a wife
>>76171707
I swear to god I came up with that "I identify as an attack helicopter" line at one point.
>>76171009
>Portugal
>white
>>76172517
You mad Abdul?
>>76172459
God fucking dammit, lost.
>>76172188
>Surely a few blows to their face would send them running, right?
That's what I thought, too, until 5 taps to the face with a frying pan and a couple of punches made it just snort in amusement
>>76171226
It's true
>>76172517
what else would a married man be doing on the weekends?
especially if you have a kid or 2
life revolves around work and home-body activities
>>76171149
Alexander Lushenko is my hero. Long live Belarus.
>>76172309
>filename
Also my sides fuarrkk cunt
>>76172309
Holy fucking shit, I laughed enough to lose this thread 20 times over
>>76172639
Work constant overtime and get a second job like every other married man dumbarse
>>76172499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAqgXhblr-w
Got you senpai
>>76172763
Holy shit, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time
>>76172749
I work 4 10-hour days a week and make good money.
my wife caters weddings and shit sometimes but no full time job
>>76172517
Bro, 4chan has been around over a decade, and has always been targeted at 18+. I started shitposting young, but you always come back, like an old friend.
Source: 4 years of marriage and 2 kids, posting on my phone
>>76172309
I fucking lost it when he threw it at the bottom of the escalator.
>>76172309
only good thing in the entire thread, but also the funniest thing in existence
>>76172836
>>76172860
>>76172899
RIP you crazy bastard
>>76171342
And now her family has been redpilled about the nigger dog and will redpill others on it. It's a good thing when people start to realize that this dog was artificially selected to rip faces off.
>>76172763
That is fake as hell, they didn't even try
>>76172639
Why did you have kids?
>>76171226
>Polands most trustworthy Germany
>least trustworthy Germany
wat?
Also kekking hard at Greeces picks.
>>76172963
Is-is she real? I'm going to marry this woman.
>>76170770
>not knowing Mia Khalifa
>'muh dick'
>that pic
underage b&
>>76173068
it doesn't have to be real to be funny
do you fail to laugh at seinfeld also because jerry seinfeld isnt real
>>76171845
Me and my girlfriend. Think I'm a little too young to be this way
>>76173078
Most likely one did not rank all countries but picked one country for most trustworth and one for least, which means a country can end up both most and least trusted if e.g. 40% said Germany on both.
>>76173071
the wife convinced me it as a good idea
I need to stop listening to her
>>76170411
fucking lost it
>>76171009
>portugal is a nigg
FUCKING TRIGGERED
>>76173281
but you are
>>76173212
>Europe having higher % than North America
'Tis a fucking joke?
>>76171226
We really are self-conceited, aren't we?
>>76173140
>do you fail to laugh at seinfeld also because jerry seinfeld isnt real
Jerry Seinfeld is real though.
And also not funny.
>>76173212
>australia
>data not available
the scientists get murdered by abos or someshit?
>>76173384
I'd believe it, given how incredibly retarded some of these niggers and spics are and how awful the educational system is.
>>76171970
You goddamn knob
>>76171850
10/10
>>76173472
European education is worse.
>>76173212
Nice photoshop potatonigger.
>>76171850
Underrated
>>76171583
>2016
>Qt3.14 wears a skirt on Monday
>Same qt wears a hoodie on Tuesday
>Liberal media claims qt is gender fluid by Wednesday
>>76173500
>19F/30M
What could go wrong?
>>76171009
>moortugal
lol
>>76173343
Probably whiter than you.
>>76172255
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2016/04/21/my-wife-and-i-are-white-evangelicals-heres-why-we-chose-to-give-birth-to-black-triplets/
>>76173500
This is a troll. Impossible.
>>76173436
australia is pretty dumb and illiterate, we only survive because of all the tradies slaving away to build shit.
fuckin spics
>>76171845
>are Italians white?
kek, it should be more questions tho
>>76171342
>pet
m8, in eastern europe there are packs of them that will hunt you down and kill you. they can be unpredictable even if raised okay.
i haven't heard that of cats that are self-domesticating. cats understand collaboration naturally. imagine the first dogs being domesticated in captivity because there were useful alarms.
the genetics remember. they will snap one day.
an appropriate image imo
>>76171439
>from a people who only ever knew how to share
lost it.
>>76171815
ruff ruff gud boi
>>76173665
we should start a fund to pay for the real cartels to whack him
>>76173436
can you get more minimalist?
>>76171982
Lefty """"""humor"""""" despite being criminally unfunny still ALWAYS has to make their point and agenda be crystal clear for the idiots reading it, usually at the expense of the joke itself.
>>76173718
It was an Aussie as well
>>76173816
>>76173771
is he the real life manifestation of the "what did you just fucking say" copypasta?
>>76170411
Ownership of a pitbull breed is a clear indicator of social class.
Unfortunately, the working class are no better at raising dogs than they are at raising children, as a result the dogs end up nervous and prone to violence (much like their feculent offspring).
>>76173842
i can try
>>76171956
top fucking kek, I'm dead
>>76173665
He fucking literally has his finger on the trigger.
>>76171149
/pol/ concurs with the dictator from Belarus.
>>76173737
WUUUTTTTTT
>>76173938
(one of my favorites)
>>76171163
the nigger gettin beat in the back ground it was over sides finished
>>76173854
kek, would use it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY8tx4huoqM&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY8tx4huoqM&feature=youtu.be
>>76174059
you're awesome. my new favorite.
>>76173984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU
>>76171319
>disrespecting german shepherds, the #2 rated white mans dog behind the golden retriever
Kill yourself.
>>76172255
He's a handsome daddy.
>>76171982
Because if you take a closer look it's not really humor, it's what they actually believe.
Also
>muh [current year]
I swear this one makes me cringe even harden than the whole "u nasi lol" shit
>>76172309
The double muslim one
>>76173737
Never ever change Japan.
>>76173884
>>76173861
>>76173816
The question is, who will play them in their inevitable biopic?
>>76172309
Fake and gay
>>76172188
They won't stop until they're dead.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e97_1351218344
>>76173722
From a people who literally ripped the scalps off their enemies
>>76173914
LEWD
>>76171982
>humor
>>76171319
>how come th most retarded dog owners are the ones with pitbulls, rottweilers, dobermanns or german sheperds?
It isn't the 1990's any more. Niggers have all moved on to Pitbulls.
Rotties, Dobies, and GSDs are god-tier.
>>76171970
KEKj
>>76171772
this makes me laugh everytime
It's so simple but so funny
hahaha fucking germany
>>76173737
https://twitter.com/indiandadson
hahahha omg this is real
>>76173212
>Australia
>Data not available
kek
>>76174338
Jesus fucking Christ, it's an actual potato nigger.
>>76173984
As funny as that is taken out of context, the article's saying that trauma can effect your genetic makeup, not that they literally experience the holocaust again.
>>76173996
Who is this guy?
india just makes fun of itself at this point
>>76173616
yeah nah
>>76173046
They haven't. I looked up the story and the dog had attacked them before. The girl's mom had been to the hospital a few weeks earlier for it but said it was a stray that did it.
>>76173816
>>76173861
Mudasir BTFO
>>76170411
We should exterminate every last pit bull from this planet until the breed no longer exists. I own four dogs and have owned dogs for over 30 years. Pit bulls are a corrupted breed due to improper breeding. Kill them all. Do it now.
>>76174409
fair enough.
>>76174504
That fucking dog's face
>Come on man...
>>76174420
like i said
>>76174049
Is this real?
>>76174385
Daniel is based af, top-notch speaker too
he should quit tories and ally with based Nige after brexit
i see no problem here
>>76173861
>mudasir u can cry alone now
Top kek
>>76174504
What do you think is that dog thinking?
>>76174533
Keep posting, these are fucking great.
>>76173984
With the passage of time, the Jews will just keep raising their estimated holocaust victims tally like they do with inflation rates.
>Year is 2216
>muh 788 gorillion
>>76174568
HAHAHAHHAH
>>76174279
Jesus fucking Christ, just like in the communist era. That's not funny, that's terrifying.
>>76170411
Own the bull, pay the toll
Does anyone have the Obama says the jobs not done at hiroshima one,
Thats an instant loss
>>76171873
the final solution to cold feet
>>76172003
>>76172287
>Part 1 of 30, $159.99 and the whole series for inexpensive price of 6 gorillion dollars.
>>76174578
retard
>>76174578
>Onion
come on m8
>>76172188
A pit at the park decided it was going to start getting too rough to be playing anymore with my aussie cattledog. After a breaking kick to the ribs and being hurled into a tree, it was still just stunned.
I fucking hate those nigger creatures.
>>76174396
Dear lord I could have lived a happy life without checking that link....
>>76174279
fuck that makes me mad
>>76171009
lol, germany is a shitskin mudslime
>>76174504
>that dog
Hahahahahahahahahaha
>>76170411
>25 years old
>killed by a dog
How pathetic can you even be to allow yourself such a death?
I wish there was a video
got some bernie pics now
>>76174803
I wonder what her dad thinks about-
Never mind.
>>76174098
10/10
I edited it for anyone who wants to use it for a wallpaper,
>>76174885
how nice, thank you.
>>76174803
she is probably voting for bernie because she thinks she's poor but has a few thousand dollars worth of tattoos and piercings on her fucking face
>>76170411
Kill yourself
Pits are white culture
F A L S E F L A G
A
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S
E
F
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A
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>>76174803
I wonder what's its "gender"
>>76174926
Is that a molar tooth at the very front of her mouth?
>>76174493
kek that pic fuck man
>>76174101
Holy shit they haven't the new hate speech rules hasn't taken this town yet>
>>76174926
that dirty t-shirt tho
>>76173527
Inner city public schools in areas with high subhuman populations feel like prisons. The classes are constantly disrupted by the niggers and the teachers I think are socially looked down on if they call them out on it.
While I was in high school, I recall the teacher calling out and punishing a halfbreed kid for being disruptive. Evidently since he gets written up in every other class, the teacher was the one who dealt the final blow that gets him suspended from the school(he was like three years behind anyway). Now here's the interesting part: evidently to no surprise this half breed is a rather profound juvenile criminal outside of class, and he had an agreement with his parole officer(he'd been to jail like three or four times already) that if he stayed in school and didn't get into trouble he wouldn't have to go back to jail. Since he was suspended, he went to jail and there was a HUGE backlash against this teacher for doing his job from the kid's friends and family. Halfbreed evidently had two or three nigglets he was supposed to "be gettin his life tugehtha" to take care of. The kids friends openly argued with the teacher, threw things at him in outbursts one time I recall a fucking chair, and threatened to jump him if they ever got the opportunity. Eventually the drama became so bad that they fired him for doing his job, and he was replaced with a lax substitute that didn't do shit for the whole rest of the year.
I also want to point out I live in a small fairly white town outside of a significant nigger city. The school was only about one fourth black but they basically had immunity since they broke the rules constantly. Sometimes the teachers would go over to the black students and outright tell them the answers so he won't get flak for their students not passing and they wouldn't get mad at them for not passing by default. I can only imagine how shitty schools in worse demographics.
>>76175010
hahaha holy shit
>>76174806
Good luck stopping it while it's chewing on one of your hands and you're agonizing in pain, while it doesn't feel any.Besides, it's a girl.
>>76175054
have some more dirty t shirts
>>76175010
No it looks like she had an extra one, it happens sometimes, or one that grew out.
>>76171845
I'm dating a spanish jewish girl. It's hilarious, every once and a while she'll do something incredibly jewish and I laugh hysterically and can't explain why. Alternatively unprovoked she's defending spanish as "white." It's a great relationship and I'm wearing her grampas jew gold.
It's like /pol/ for my pocket.
>>76174926
>those fucking teeth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibsland,_Louisiana
>town named Gibsland
>80% black
You can't make this shit up
fuckin indian immigrants
>>76174926
>Fucked up teeth
>Stained tshirt
>"Proud Autistic"
>Bernie
The memes write themselves.
i love this one
>>76170411
Well, I own two pitts. One full and one mixed. I walk them semi daily and treat well. But the mixed is a world smarter and less destructive. My pure bred is a fucking dumbass and destroys everything. I don't beat them, but she sure as fuck gets the paper all the fucking time. And it's never satisfying .
fucking based
>>76174911
looks like a parody ?
ok, forgive me, this one's a bit rage
>>76175022
Magyar already posted that in less potato-vision >>76171850
>>76173665
>D.F
yeap chilango trash
>>76175287
but i'll make up for it with all this justice
>>76174926
What was this expression trying to convey?
>>76175077
>Good luck stopping it while it's chewing on one of your hands and you're agonizing in pain
You don't feel pain when the wound is fresh. Adrenaline is doing its' job.
>Besides it's a girl
notanargument.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba8gVp3WaT0
>>76175358
pure white hot euphoria
>>76175358
bernie's free uni plan is making him cum
>>76175161
>mfw SF use to be a nice place
a classic
>>76175451
did it, though?
>>76174504
Dogs are total bros, that fucking thing can see what is going on and is just trying to give that guy the strength to walk away.
>>76175287
This is fake. Can't be real.
>>76175358
He's feeling the bern
>>76171855
>cane corsos
My nigga.
We are probably the only country to vote for a man because of his ability to drink beer.
>>76173771
>Temporary ban all Muslims entering the united states
>Deporting all existing Muslims already citizens of the united states
Totally the same thing
>>76175457
haha i remember filling that out
>>76175064
there are so many red-flags in this one, kim jong un would be proud
>>76174385
>no hellgate:longon pics
Cmon that was easy.
always worth a laugh
poor tay.
>>76175513
i really do hope so.
>>76175287
This is not real.
It can't be.
>>76175494
yea there were based neighborhoods that didn't put up with bullshit including super catholic latinos. all the normal people got priced out of the city 10-15 years ago and all the liberal cucks tooks the place
>>76175457
>LGBTQIA+
This makes it look like satire but I know it isn't.
>>76175549
I loved seeing what people put, sadly I couldn't participate because Google shut it down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNt85hobnVU
>>76175591
haha sucks to be him
>>76173854
Gotta love the aussies. Taking time to shitpost in real life.
not really /pol/ related
>>76171578
kek
>>76171009
>hungary sieg heiling
kek
>>76174346
pittbulls and rottweilers are shit-tier dogs.
>>76174224
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e97_1351218344
that is a fucking donkey or a mule not a horse
donkeys are notorious for this kinda stuff ranchers put donkeys in herds of other animals because they kill feral dogs and coyotes
>>76173014
Lost it. Fuxxin Saved
>>76175451
>voted Mondale
Fuck SF, never going back
>>76175872
agreed. husky is best
>>76175401
Look unless you are naturally tough AND strong AND know how to fight/kill something quickly AND the will for it AND are not taken by surprise, you are going to have a hard time when a living woodchipper decides to suddenly mulch you.
>>76170411
>is black
>eats watermelon
>kill white girl hes known for 10 years
pitbulls confirmed for niggers
>>76174588
We need to distribute those life vest all across north africa
>>76175120
Jesus christ
>>76175841
Fucking sick cunt
>>76175320
>wasting so much time to troll a slut
what a beta, in the end he even gives advice on vasectomy.He gained nothing from the situation, he is just a cuck.
>>76175269
>You insulated me and my son
>Insulated
not quite ylyl but interesting nonetheless
>>76175118
Is that a stealth-merchant?
>>76174818
I can only imagine the instant and intense buyer's remorse, then posting about it on faggit for approval to try to feel less shitty.
Captcha was Japanese street sign...
>>76172749
>second job
Are things that bad in Australia?
Not meaning this in a troll way but this is the first I've ever heard of people needing a second job just to live, even a married couple
>>76176132
they know i'm in the thread
bernie pics next
>>76176075
It's coming along...
>>76173771
did he shoot up a base?
>>76171585
>counts the girls and boys
>flag
Nothing new under the feminist rule
>>76175536
>>76173861
Its the muslim who shot up fort hood, killing 13 unarmed soldiers, just bait and switch for liberals to share on kikebook
>>76174049
fucking kek
>>76176184
You get the second job to spend more time away from the family you hate, failed normies 101
>>76175269
hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>76173771
I love how people use logical retorts to this image rather than recognizing Nidal Hasan.
>>76175841
He left us way to soon...
>>76175152
underrated
>>76175118
post ww1 germany didn't have problems as big as this
>>76176682
Explain Nippon friend. Don't tell me top row turned into the bottom one.
>>76174687
Pretty good rant
>>76176537
rip in peace sick cunt
>>76174361
It's You Laugh You Lose, not You Cry You Lose.
>>76175166
kek works in mysterious ways
>>76176755
look at the tats man
>>76176755
unfortunately, it did
i got 10 more for tonight everyone
>>76175358
>tfw you realise 2 planes can't turn 3 buildings to microscopic dust
>>76176311
figured as much, thanks for the clarification.
>>76176924
>>76176935
FUCK!
The army prolly fucked him up bad.
>>76174504
Note the fact that his smile doesn't reach his eyes.
That's the 'smile' of a broken man.
>>76176747
>non-disabled individual
>using a double negative instead of just using the positive
Why not just able individual if they had to use some PC term?
>>76176770
That's just sad.
>>76174588
BASED
>>76176364
That is really well done
>>76174687
Kek, it's always nice to hear people refusing to worship the immense faggot Steve Jobs was
>>76174642
This is beautiful.
>>76177061
agreed
ok night everyone. hope you all enjoyed.
>>76170411
>mfw she was so ashamed her parents called her after a car brand she removed her first given name from her profile
>>76176389
Why isn't that a banner yet?
>>76177070
>Paternity tests are bad, because they inhibit cuckery.
need a new thread lads
>>76174998
IT
WAS
REAL
IN
MY
(jew powered) MIND
>>76176028
satisfaction is something gained. why are you on her side anyway, she was trying to screw an honest man out of money.
>>76171009
>>76171850
>Greece is still inside EU
fuck off cunt, let us go bankrupt already, jesus...
