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My god were fucked
You do realise that the first person to walk on mars is going to be a transexual black homosexual don't you? After all, the future current year is almost upon us.
>being gay while doing a non-sexual thing
So impressed
>>76165962
Why does everyone from Australia post shit?
>>76166128
That's ironic coming from a seppo.
>>76166097
>posting with trip when identity is not relevant
So impressed
>>76165769
>yfw the first person on mars will almost certainly be a white cis male born in a southern state with prior service in the US air force or US navy with test piloting experience
>>76165769
Hope they realize that giant M that is in the astronauts visor reflection doesn't stand for Mars...
>>76165769
Unless we throw identity politics into the trash, where they belong, none of us is ever gonna set a foot on Mars.
>>76165769
>being gay
>being settled in outworld colony that's supposed to grow larger
>>76165769
>aspire to be 1st gay astronaut on mars
>would also be first astronaut gay or not on mars
why are gays aspiring to the
>first woman to do what a man already did
thing?
do they not realize that, female incompetence aside, doing the thing first out of the species is the impressive part no matter what else you are?
>>76165769
> yfw First astronaut on Mars is going to be a young independent fatblack sjw woman.
>>76166317
NASA recruits the best. It's their fault that no one else wants to aspire.
>>76165769
Whats up with the McDonalds logo?
>>76166342
which bathroom do you use homeboy huh? identity politics is more important than people eating!!
>>76165769
I was going to say at least we'd get there, but it's absolutely disgusting to praise fucking sexuality above travelling millions of miles in a tin can and safely landing on the surface of an alien world. It's the same shit as that ESA guy wearing a shirt people didn't like.
I hope whatever ancient martian tech we find evaporates us all.
>>76166430
Couldn't even get doubs
>>76166430
Don't kid yourself, it'll be some scrawny white dude saying that he's a fatblack SJW woman.
>>76166571
What?
>>76166708
Because its the current year right?
>>76166342
private companies
>>76165962
>walk
Stop right there cis-leg scum. #Healthyatallsizes, don't discriminate against the gravitationally oppressed. They're going to roll with pride in their patriarchy smashing scooter.
>>76166984
I honestly don't think a private company could pull it off. It would take too long till the investment pays off.
Selling your sexual preference as something of value for a highly specialized job. Rightey.
>>76167043
spacex is on track to do it by 2025, but they will most likely use NASA astronauts
>>76167155
Well, good luck to them though. I hope I am wrong, but I seriously don't see us on the Mars in 2025 until things change drastically soon.
>>76165769
>try to start new colony on mars because of nuclear war
>astronaut turns out to be a faggot so the human race dies out
>>76167155
About same time 2025-2030 Russia is planning for Moon landings, first with robots and then with humans possibly if everything goes well. I wish I could fast forward 10 years to see if these are just overly positive expectations (I guess they probably are).
>>76167329
But the first tests were supposed to be just going around the moon and coming back, then doing the same with manned flights.
In the same article I read they said they had plans to make a joint USA-Russia space station that would be orbiting Moon.
I think these are much more realistic things to achieve than a Mars colony for now.
>>76167329
They always are.
>>76167241
you should see big news around september this year when musk talks about the MCT in an international conference
100 people to mars at a time, most likely initial operation by 2024 with supply missions around 2026, first person on mars before 2030
of course in musk time that means they'll start in the morning tomorrow and have it fixed and ready to launch by next week but you have to add some time
>>76166998
nobody discriminates against the gravitationally on my watch
>>76166430
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
None of them are competent enough to do that.
>>76165769
What is this obsession of being the first [insert stupid shit no one cares about] all the time?
>>76166420
Um? Stop being a bigoted shitlord?
>>76165769
Sorry, NASA doesn't send monkeys into space anymore.
>>76168608
>What is this obsession of being the first [insert stupid shit no one cares about] all the time?
They're not good enough to actually pioneer something, so instead they want to be the first Special Snowflake that did something everyone else did.
I'm the first genderqueer pansexual demifluidgeolux-dragon to ever type on a computer for instance.
Feels real special representing my people like that.
>>76168533
Yea shit probably loss it when she sees the instruction manual is written with men pronounce such as "he"
>>76168666
>leaf.
This cant be real can it?
>>76165769
NASA has had loads of cock smoking Actornauts. They are Freemasons, after all. I bet Werner Von Braun fucked every single Apollo Actornaut in the arse on his casting couch with his gay model rockets.
>>76165769
I don't care. If we can have both gay acceptance and a technologically advanced society, that's just super.
This remains to be proven though. Our new morality has coincided with economic malaise and population decline.
>>76166128
They have slow internet and the longer they wait for the page to load the shittier their posts are going to be.
