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>frankenfurters
>american
Well it would be good for camping, don't even have to take them out of the can to heat them up
>>76108380
1....2.....3....4....5....6....7...8...9...valuefood...10
>>76108380
this sounds about as bad as that canned whole chicken
>>76108746
>>76108380
also forget the hot dogs you gay cunt get the stagg chilli
Fuckin poof
>>76108380
Cheap
>British cuisine
Yes, get the stagg chilli
Shit is delicious
British people are total losers. I'd rather be the recipient of a 40 man bukkake than be British
>>76108380
I ate these once, they were OK
Middle aged chavy mums buy these as dildos and pretend they're a six person gang of american ghetto niggers.
God bless Britannia.
>>76108863
wtf?
>>76108380
brined sausages
>>76108863
>Posts a joke food item
>Not a real gem of British cuisine.
i ate some of these last week.
botulism flavoured paste.
my wifes kids wouldnt even eat them.
>>76108380
Also bonus, they are Halal (chicken), way better than shitty american hotdogs full of filthy pigs
>>76108863
I'd eat that
British people are the ugliest people on earth.
>inbred genes
>boring fashion
>bad teeth
>unintelligible accents
>horrible food
>british humour
>>76108953
The company was actually fined because of this
Private companies aren't allowed to rebrand government issued Winter Festival Single Serving Meals
>>76109082
>humour
Found the Scottish proxyfag
>>76108863
Why is this allowed?
>>76108380
Hey USA, can you explain what kind of dressing you put on hamburgers?
Apparently "hamburger dressing" is not a thing in America.
In germany we have sausages like these in glasses with brine.
>>76109001
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>>76108380
I'd rather have hot dogs come in a can or jar. The fucking packages full of hot dog water are a pain in the ass.
>>76109063
I love how you mudslimes aren't aware of beef hotdogs. They are the best kind. Hell, even kosher dogs are prime.
>>76109006
>British cuisine.
>>76109082
>Some of the strongest genetic stock in Europe
>The greatest fashion, the English national dress - the suit - is worn the world over
>The best teeth and dental health in the world
>Beautiful, eloquent and distinctive accents
>Amazing food, simple and unpretentious with some of the most important foods in the world being English
>English humour is top tier.
>>76108380
Your hand! You're a fucking WHITE MALE!
>>76109152
d-dressing, on h-hamburgers? I mean wtf Europe, you just put ketchup and or mustard on it. Ffs
>>76109001
hank 0331
>ancap
>USMC machine gunner
>fucking hank
>>76109152
>Hamburger Dressing
Wut.
This is some kind of joke right? This can't be real.
>>76109063
fuck off ackmed
>>76109152
Ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise.
What the fuck is hamburger dressing?
>>76109152
Am i being trolled or is there really "hamburger dressing?"
>>76109152
the only sandwich with dressing on it (at least a popular one) is McDonalds's big mac.
typically people just put ketchup or mustard or mayonnaise on their burger
Do Americans have this flavour?
Or is every American a Cool American?
>>76109302
HEY! Did you play this >>76109253 when you viewed that pic?
>British "humour" is fart jokes and silly music
The best kind of Brit humor is the kind that makes fun of Chavs. "Le gentleman" humor is terrible.
>>76109152
We call it special sauce here.
>>76109359
Is that supposed to be ranch?
Theoretically that makes sense because there aren't ranches in Europe.
>>76109287
But I hate ketchup and non-dijon mustard.
Hey, Australia has fried egg and beetroot on their hamburgers.
>>76108863
REEEEEEE THAT is horribe and a crime against humanity.
>>76108380
I presume it's to keep it fresher for longer.
Not unreasonable at all.
>>76109359
Which came first.... ranch, or cool ranch?
>>76109442
What is a ranch and why does it taste good?
>Hot dogs in a can
>In brine
I feel no remorse for the Islamization of Britain.
>>76109359
I feel like I'm being trolled somehow.
>>76109359
It's called cool ranch over here.
>>76109063
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>>76109314
>>76109351
Nope, it's real. It's pretty good too.
>>76109359
I thought it was cool original
>>76108863
>eggs
Leave it to the Brits to eat eggs with literally anything. The fuck is it with you people and eggs?
>>76109359
Lrn to ranch. It's a creamy, garlicy yum yum goo that fuck hard and don't afraid of any food.
>>76109372
nah m8. gave it a listen tho.
>>76109453
>>76109152
Provided you go somewhere other than a fast food joint, it's really not uncommon to find burgers dressed with a variety of things: eggs, steak sauce, jerk sauce, pepper relish, mushrooms, all sorts of vegetables, and even pineapple.
I can't fathom what a burger dressing could possibly be. Ketchup, mustard, and maybe mayonnaise is what you'd find on a standard "McBurger."
>>76109152
ketchup, mustard, thousand island dressing, mayo, horseradish. any combination on those mostly.
>>76108863
This made me disgusted but more so depressed, I want to give a hug to any poor miserable lonely bastard who purchases this and eats it on Christmas day
>>76109372
No.
Now fuck off cunt.
>>76109676
we've got EGG-celent taste!
>>76109539
A ranch is like a farm but it's out west, and usually has cattle as its primary product.
Ranch Dressing refers to the sauce invented by cowboys to keep the perishable ingredients used to make it, like milk producs.
>>76108863
Fucking brits
>>76109760
>>76109811
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>>76108380
>>76109001
> Apocalyptic-genderpunk
And you think our salty wieners are an issue?
No one eats those apart from maybe some student man children being ironic-poor.
> Glad i don't have to hear student scum talking about spaghetti-hoops ever again.
>>76108380
...Did someone say dogs?
>>76109287
>>76109314
>>76109347
>>76109351
>>76109354
You honestly don't have burger sauce?
>>76109455
Fuck me people are dumb.
It is a novelty/joke item from Game (a computer game shop) taking the piss out of the stereotype of 'gamers' being lazy twats.
>>76109314
I'm wondering if it's like thousand island dressing or something, I know some fancy burgers use that instead of ketchup/mustard
>>76109626
Stealing MUH SPECIAL SAUCE!
spise en fjert hamburger du skitten norsk fitte
>>76108863
I'd eat that, provided it wasn't cold.
>>76109926
>burger sauce
>american semen
>>76109926
>burger sauce
thats American bath water
>>76109788
>>76109850
More dumb Yanks who don't know what a novelty item is. Please end yourselves.
>>76109880
i did cunt. and i enjoyed it too.
>>76109704
Lamao
>>76109850
it's fake, you dumb cunt.
>>76109926
what is that, like big mac sauce?
>>76109926
No. We use mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard.
>>76109626
>World criticizes America
>calls us burgers
>capitalizes on meme sauces using American Burger Sterreotypes
>We don't even have burger dressing here.
Jfmlutbhf
>>76110045
Is it any good?
I got an offer from Delta to fly round-trip to London for a week. Tickets were half the price, about $450. I went to London. I ate a meal called bangers and mash. One of the best things I ever tasted in my life. I taught myself how to make it because I loved it so much. Sausage, mashed potatoes, sweet caramelized onions cooked in red wine until the red wine becomes like syrup. Put the mashed potatoes on a plate. Put the grilled sausages on the mashed. Cover it all up with the onion/red wine stuff (which is the star of the show) and you have one amazingly delish meal.
>>76109772
I think "hamburger dressing", the way it is in Norway anyway, is fairly close to thousand island dressing, but it's less sour and thicker. I don't know if thousand island dressing has dill in it, but this has.
>>76108380
British hot dogs are bland and absolutely disgusting. They are made of chicken not pork or beef, and pork ones are impossible to find.
A lot of American food in the UK, is like it was badly described to them one time, and then they went and tried to replicate it, and it just came out shit.
Their doughnuts are baked ffs, and they put corn on pizza with cheddar cheese.
>>76109926
Hahahahaha no, our beef doesn't taste like rancid asshole so there's no reason to pour MSG all over it.
>>76109926
No. We have ketchup. That's literally the only condiment you're supposed to put on a burger.
>>76109898
Is that the slomo guys house?
>>76109626
How strange. This is the only sauce we burgers put on our burgers:
>>76110126
Superb.
>>76109359
That's awesome. We have a fucking dorito flavor named after us!
Remember, every bite should remind you how America stole the Mexican tortilla chip and infused 1000x more freedom.
>>76109063
most hotdogs are beef you retard
>>76110089
Basically
>>76108380
Bitch please. America is the country of ridiculous food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWMabscH47Y
>>76109274
>this post
>all of my kekels
>>76110128
NO DON'T STEAL OUR MASHED TATERS REEEEEEEEE
>>76110163
This is complete bollocks. Chicken hotdogs? What the fuck are you talking about?
>>76110128
Amen brother.
Make sure the potatoes are extra creamy and the onions caramelised to a sweet stickiness.
>>76109926
Looks like the secret sauce on a Big Mac. I've never seen that in a supermarket here and I've been to supermarkets in New York, New Jersey, Florida, and Colorado.
Anyway, I put barbecue sauce on my burgers.
>>76110144
That would make a lot of sense. If someone's concept of a generic burger is the Big Mac, I can see where they'd get the idea. Big Mac sauce is very similar to thousand island.
>>76109063
Hot dogs are made of beef, or turkey if you're a faggot.
>>76109975
You should be happy. Cultural appropriation exists outside the USA.
Go show this shit to the libcucks crying about it.
Shut those faggots up with fake 'murrican hamburger dressing.
>>76110319
>that one faggot that posts people shitting themselves in an innocent banter thread
>>>/b/
>>76110128
Looks unhealthy as fug, desu
>>76109359
what the fuck? its supposed to be this
>hotdog
>not red
I don't buy it
>>76110319
Just don't go to Walmart, and you never have to see that shit, I'm sure of it.
>>76110271
Dunkey please
>>76108787
/fucking thread
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If you put ketchup on your burger or hotdogs, you're a degenerate
>>76110354
>>76110223
Lol, yanks. How are you all this retarded?
Hot dogs are either pork like pic related, or chicken like in the OP
>>76109359
>cool american
>implying there is any other type of american
>>76110505
>action packed
Pls no.
>>76109817
heh
>>76109145
Not a proxy fag. British humor is known very well in America for its tendency to not be funny
>>76110557
I put ketchup on my steak
>>76109442
So there is ranch, and cool ranch, but no hot ranch?
I would've thought cool ranch came as a joke about it being like hot ranch, except not as hot.
>>76110583
>chicken
no
>>76109274
Pic is a reminder to never fuck a bird up the shitter on curry night.
>>76110397
>murifats thinking they know banter
>>76108863
seems genius, as long as it ain't cold and the food they put in is real and not some flavored powder
>>76110735
The day the civilised world cares what americucks think is the day trump gets elected
>>76110768
Theoretically you could make hot ranch by adding pepper to it, but I've only ever seen ranch and its cooler varient.
>>76110124
If you only knew how many "American" products we have here in yurop.
Hamburger dressing is not even close to the worst.
>>76110768
Oh wow I haven't had beef and 'nanas for a good while.
>>76110795
>chicken
It says pork right on the package.
>>76109006
That's literally the only think you faggots talk about when someone mentions british food.
>b-b-but m-muh beef wellington
One good food doesn't make a good cuisine.
>>76109809
Is this that seafood pate that they sell in ikea because if it is YUMMY.
Another good thread.
>>76110504
What is that? Brand?
I think every country has awful canned food
Behold from the true inventors of the burger.
>>76108560
>frankenfurters
>>76108380
Just a little thing called freedom.
>>76109082
No where near as bad as Abos
The UK doesn't have
>pic related
TOP FUCKING KEK
how is it even a real country
>>76110904
"Texas" has been adopted as a word for "crazy" or "chaos" in Norway.
>>76111004
> ...eat dry noodles.
> Using noodles just to be "nouvelle"
what a waste.
>Buy a pack of Milk Duds from the american section at Tesco every single day before work
>After a while the cashier becomes curious
>she is kind of attractive
>asks me why I always buy single packs of milk duds instead of buying them in bulk
>can't think of an answer
>try to answer in an 'american' way to make her laugh
>say in a Texan accent 'WELL NOW THESE MILK DUDS GIVE ME SILK CRUDS'
>make a farting noise with my tongue
>tfw too worried to go back
>actually did order a big package of them that hasn't arrived yet
>haven't had my milk duds in 1 week however
Man they are so good
![Futurama - S01E06 - A Fishful Of Dollars.mkv_snapshot_12.13_[2016.05.28_17.51.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aSXtZyd.jpg "Futurama - S01E06 - A Fishful Of Dollars.mkv snapshot 12.13 [2016.05.28 17.51.48]")
I'm eating apple sauce that I bought 6 months ago. I never noticed it said use 10 days after opening.
>>76111014
Wait wtf
That's an entire cheeseburger in a can?
I have no reaction image for my level of disgust
>>76109926
>the euros have been tricked in buying american food that doesn't actually exist
kek
I ate 2 McDee burgers last night because I was high as shit and I still feel awful.
Is this how Americans feel all the time?
>>76110943
Chicken == American style
Vienna hot dogs=Smoked brisket and seasoning.
Anything else is shit tier.
>>76110735
Lies spread by the Jews in Hollywood.
They even buy UK shows and do US versions of them badly on purpose.
>>76111238
They aren't dry, they are prepared as noodles typically are, put in to a mold so they keep their shape, and cooked in to that shape.
>>76111234
Do norwegians spell husband as c u c k?
>>76111014
Sexy af
>>76111291
Absolute madman.
>>76111345
Some. Yes.
>>76111007
its a red snappah bud only get them up heyah in best state
>>76111014
russia must have best
>>76109274
I'm on your team here England bro.
Threads like these are meant to keep those of us in the Anglo-sphere fighting among one another.
>>76111331
> the americans are so ashamed of their fucking terrible food they deny it exists
>>76111238
It looks delicious and no carbs.
10/10 would try
>>76111345
If you stay hydrated you'll be fine.
You're hungover, essentially.
>>76108863
We only eat high quality stuff like that during special events (like Christmas).
aren't those pretzels???
>>76110311
Check the ingredients on 90% of tesco hotdogs faggot. You can do it online, go now, then kill yourself.
>>76111346
What.
>>76111345
i feel awful after eating any mcdonald's
it's the addictive chemicals they put in the shit
>>76111345
Nobody actually eats McDonalds here except on rare occasions
Most Americans will just grill their own beef and make home made burgers. They're delicious
>>76111385
>he actually thinks this
a fucking leaf
>>76111345
We build up a tolerance to it
For you weak Eurocucks you might feel bad after 1 or 2 freedom burgers, but for the average US American, that number might be closer to 6-7
>>76111393
No, but every country should. Marriage is shit for all men.
Seriously, out of interest, what type of sausage would an american put in a hotdog?
>>76108863
why does it have the game logo on it
>>76111257
>'WELL NOW THESE MILK DUDS GIVE ME SILK CRUDS'
I genuinely haven't actually laughed out loud in like a whole year until I read that. God bless ya.
>>76111257
You have to go back.
>>76111376
Yeah that's why we redo all the shows we buy from you kek
>>76110346
>bbq sauce on your burgers
you're huge aren't you?
only people i've ever met that prefer BBQ sauce on anything except the occasional ribs has been obese
>>76111346
>now with TRIPLE the smoke flavouring
>british "cuisine"
>>76111446
hah m8
we don't sell this in the states
>>76111234
Really? It's actually a relatively peaceful state with a hard working populace.
They don't stand for liberal bullshit so that's probably why.
>>76111446
Seriously though, a majority of the food euros have posted here aren't even a thing.
>>76111402
I think the only difference is that it thickened slightly. Then again it's been 6 months since I had any applesauce.
>>76111520
>Most Americans will just grill their own beef and make home made burgers
It's the only acceptable kind of burger.
>>76109777
>thousand island
This guy knows whats up
>>76111520
This
Literally the only people who eat mcdonalds are black people, teenagers and trailer Trash. Normal white Americans never eat that shit, and it makes it quite funny when you call us burgers. We grill our own or go to a higher scale burger place. McDonald's is complete trash
>>76111345
The only people who eat McDonald's are Stoners because none of you have standards
>>76111644
I'm guessing everything from Texas that reached Norwegian media was about gun violence or bizarre legislations or something.
>>76111629
> No mac and cheese in the states
Let me guess, no sweetcorn or BBQ sauce on pizza either? kek
>>76109926
It's thousand island dressing
>>76108380
I have so many of these in my fridge right now but I don't even know why because I never eat them
>>76110885
They'll care because America will stop arming the militaries of seventy countries for free
Say bye to NATO
>>76111583
And do them badly.
I swear those Jews do it in purpose to make us look bad.
>>76110505
trip to detroit ;^)
>>76111446
pulled pork goes on a bun, mac is the side
>>76111524
It's from a restaurant called Pimp My Noodles. Take a look. Those aren't dry noodles.
is that glass?? that must be expensive as fuck
>>76111548
Ketchup and mustard
On rare occasions Horseradish.
New York has some weird mix and match type hotdogs but most Americans stick to these 3
>>76111783
That's funny actually because you really don't hear about bad things coming from Texas. Nobody talks about Austin or Dallas negatively like we talk about New York City or Chicago which are by far the biggest shit holes in the country next to Detroit - all liberal cities by the way
>>76111793
I used to go to this local pizza place that had BBQ chicken pizza, and that shit was fucking awesome.
Too bad it went out of business though.
>>76111615
yup looks about right for the upper peninsula
stay mad cucks
Do Brits even have this lovely sandwich called a sloppy joe? Measured it to show off how big restaurants are encouraged serve these sixteen ounce bad boys
>>76111853
>easy to eat
Germans are so fucking cucked out they don't even know how to eat properly
Hahahaha
>>76111853
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>>76111711
>Neighboring pizzaland
>sells "American-style" Pizza
also
>captcha is pizza
god has spoken
>>76109359
we dont have either version :(
>>76110583
>can or jar
Are you a retard, or just playing one on the internet?
>pork
They're almost all beef, occasionally with chicken filler.
>>76110076
>>76110045
Lol why so mad about it?
I'd eat it, stop being a pussy
>>76111430
is food for hunters and anglers, in germany I saw similar and it was good in taste.
>>76111793
We have Mac and Cheese but just plain one.
You can get whatever you want on a pizza but post people stick to pepperoni or cheese pizza
>>76110505
Does someone have the copypasta that went along with this image?
>>76108380
They're absolutely ghastly, even when you consider that a hotdog is just rubbish mushed together to begin with.
>>76109006
Not gonna lie, I'd #reck some beef wellington m8.
>>76111824
>the office
We did a much better job on that than you retard inbreds.
Top gear would have been just as good if they had Adam corolla and Jay Leno instead of the baboons in their now
>>76111346
Does it have smoke flavouring?
>>76111836
Nigga that's where I am
>>76111346
i've never seen a chicken hot dog m8
>>76111793
>pulled pork BBQ
>on a pizza analogue
>WITH FUCKING CORN
Yankees don't even fuck it up this bad.
>>76112051
Where do you live? I've seen Cool Ranch in SW Ontario and Winnipeg.
>>76108672
Uh. Yea you do... Or else you're literally creating a bomb. I mean unless you meant you still take off the lid...
>>76109274
>some of the most important foods in the world being English
>>76111999
Minced beef in tomato sauce in a bun?
I make this when I can't be bothered to cook pasta.
>>76110436
>Looks unhealthy as fug, desu
You are a degenerate faggot, kill yourself
Does Europe have delicious curve bananas?
>>76111793
I got you famalamadingdong
A true American pizza staple incoming
>>76111783
>>76111644
>>76111234
It's because people in Norway associate Texas with the wild west, cowboys and the lawlessness that followed.
>>76109898
>D'ya like dags?
>>76110163
what baffles me is i got curious one day and decided to google pub menus in britain to see what they eat over there at a bar... it was the exact same fucking menu as any sports bar in america but they had their meat pies and a few curries sprinkled in it.
seriously you guys. hamburgers, wings, french fries, chili, nachos etc. you dont have any original fucking bar food? i would NOT be chuffed if i flew all the fucking way over to the UK for a proper pub meal and saw hamburgers and wings on the menu. in fact id be afraid to even order them because you fucks cant into america properly.
id be much more interested in cooking an authentic american meal for some brits. maybe some ribs, corn bread, collard greens.
>>76109359
You limeys need to learn the art of drowning almost everything you eat in ranch, it's especially good on pepperoni pizza.
>>76109926
I've never seen anything like that in stores. Even in the foreign food section, which has some pretty off the wall stuff.
>>76111793
I'm American and I wouldn't eat this. Yuck.
>>76109951
And that is commom knowledge right? Fuckoff you moron.
>>76109926
>>76111809
This, It's just re-labelled salad dressing. I use it sometimes when I want something different on my burger. Also tastes excellent on chicken sandwiches.
>>76112282
But there is special sauces and seasonings for it
>>76111065
Underrated post
>>76109116
>Private companies aren't allowed to rebrand government issued Winter Festival Single Serving Meals
What? Are you people allowed any freedoms?
they are really delicious
>British """""cuisine"""""
>>76109898
That's fucking terrifying.
>go to south carolina
>go to a "highly rated" BBQ joint
>order pulled pork sandwich and brisket
>pulled pork is made with fucking vinegar
>brisket is swimming in carolina style "bbq sauce"
Fucking animals.
>>76112429
This seriously made me gag
>>76112326
Kekking hard, wtf burgers?. Gimme a glass if Clamato with that.
>>76112506
You do realise you don't eat the fish heads, right?
>>76109837
Ranch=free range of grass where cattle graze
Farm=fields of crops, sometimes animals in pens
>>76109082
>>76109387
Brits master irony and make great cringy comedy characters. It's American humor that's generally rather corny. Compare The Office (Brit version) to Friends.
Here is our American imitation of European pastry
>>76112101
>>76112234
Why don't americans have straight chips?
>>76112380
True dat
What's even funnier is that they make fun of us for being fat and the food we eat, yet they're just as fat and eat the same garbage but somehow it tastes worse there
What constitutes a supreme or meat lovers pizza in the UK? Do you guys have a Hawaiian pizza? What is a UK-style pizza?
>>76110863
You live in a fat country that eats pic related and you call other people fat.
Lawrence: No a fat country, fat people.
Tafiq: You are not fat and you are British.
Lawrence: I'm different.
>British """""sandwich"""""
>>76110124
>for export only
>>76109898
that reminds me of that scene near the end of the shining
fucking scary
>>76112429
That's the most white trash thing I've ever seen. Must be the cake at some trailer park wedding.
>>76108380
Earlier at Trader Joe's I bought some chorizo and prosciutto. I am sure there are people who eat ... pic related, but I'm not one.
>>76112688
We invented the fucking sandwich m8 we can put whatever we want in it.
>>76109274
>>The best teeth and dental health in the world
>>76112693
>I dont even know what this is
>>76108380
Imports, nobody buys them not even poor people.
>>76108863
Dear god what the fuck is that? No way is that real.
>>76111130
Ayo, hol up
We only get big red in ohio
there's a big blue?
>>76111548
sauerkraut and/or mustard
>>76111793
>''''''BBQ''''''pulled pork on a pizza
Even I know this is heresy and I'm not even Southern.
>>76112602
>not a god tier toaster strudel
Pop tarts are cardboard
>>76112688
>he thinks a wartime meal represents our best cuisine
I'd point to the canned shit your soldiers eat as proof but you Amerifats are dependent on canned food.
>>76112611
We do, curly fries are more of a fair thing and most fast food places don't have them.
>>76112429
That looks tasty
You Brits may have the Falklands but you ain't got dis!
It's so adorable when Brits try to talk about food.
>>76112611
What do you mean by straight chips?
>>76112015
Cucumber on a burger.........
>>76112790
>Vanuatu
What?
>>76110884
>the food they put in is real
>>76112182
>the office
literally the only UK comedy any Americans know, with that twat Ricky Gervais.
Shameless was brilliant. Ran for years here. American remake. Absolute dross.
I'm telling you the Jews do it on purpose as a scam to keep us out of their business.
You should watch the original Shameless. It will teach you everything you need to know about the British sense of humour.
>>76112790
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>>76112590
It's weird. Peep Show is probably my favorite TV show of all time, but shows like The IT Crowd feel like the British bazinga.
I'll hand it to Straya. They managed to improve on Canadian TV by making their superior version of Trailer Park Boys.
>>76112910
It's not real food if it hasn't been through 100 artificial processes, right?
>>76111711
>Texan style pizza
It's not covered in pixy dust-- I mean "Rub"
>>76112899
Fun fact
My buddy almost bought the house hidden Valley was invented in
Fucking love ranch. Hidden Valley is rhea only dressing I put on my salads
>>76112979
we watch top gear also.
>>76111346
They will put pretty much any common meat into a 'hot dog' although mechanically separated isn't really meat. It is just crushed bones with whatever entrails are left on them.
At least they have to tell you it is not that anyone pays attention.
>>76109063
>eating pig hotdogs
>ever
Okay Gayhammad, keep being retarded, because most of us eat Beef dogs.
I dont think I ever had a pork hotdog.
>>76112880
Ours was so good it's part of the normal American diet now. Yours is an internet joke.
Also. Is it a novelty item or war food? Make up your mind
>>76112015
>eating little slices of pickle on hotdogs instead of big wedges
>>76112899
They don't have ranch? Seriously?
Ranch is god tier, goes well with mostly anything.
Salad, Chicken, Burgers
British skittles shit over US skittles
UK
Purple = blackcurrent
Green = lime
US
purple= grape
green = apple
>>76109926
That looks like a squeeze bottle of diarrhea.
Ketchup, lettuce, tomatoes, and onions is my go-to burger.
Average American burger will contain those plus mustard and relish or pickles. Australians also put a fried egg on it, which is pretty good.
>>76112790
UNCOMMON BANNER
>>76110768
A lot of people focus on the bananas with sauce on them and the combination, which is truly disgusting. But what really gets to me is the milk with this combination.
>someone actually consumed this
I want to die
>>76109152
They just call that an extra patty m8
>>76112979
Shameless was kinda funny but I wouldn't use it as the gold standard for British humour.
Still game is pretty funny imo
>>76113083
So good it helped create an obesity crisis
>>76112056
>skinless nathans
How does it make britbongs feel when shitty Hersey's Corporation bullies Cadbury into removing the queen's stamp from packaging when distributed throughout North America?
I'm not british, but damn it kind of makes me feel bad for how feeble Britain is now-a-days.
>>76108931
>I'd love to be the recipient of a 40 man bukkake
America has shitty French toast
UK has bread and butter pudding.
UK clearly wins
>>76112979
American shameless was good from what I heard. Never watched it myself because I'm not a fag.
Yeah right, the Jews. We just don't like your shit """""comedy""". We gave you a shot with the flying circus. That was all we needed to know. I did however like sEan of the dead and hot fuzz...which disproves your jew point
>>76112582
oh well that makes it totally appealing then
>>76113196
Amerifats would probably sue the Crown blaming the Queen for making them fat.
>>76113185
Aren't you just as fat as us?
>>76108931
Please stay away from the Turks and Caicos islands. The Britsh kept the good islands and gave the rest of the islands to the locals forming the Bahamas.
>>76111257
>WELL NOW THESE MILK DUDS GIVE ME SILK CRUDS
kek
>>76111711
>Texas style pizza
Of all the things Texas is known for, pizza is not one of them.
>>76112362
nigga that shit is a myth. the wild west was a movie thing, IRL aside from bandits here and there and some indians there really wasnt a whole lot of wild going on. for fucks sake, most towns banned guns from being brought into the main street area where you always see cowboys gun slinging and going into a saloon and everyone has a revolver on them. never happened, fake and gay.
what texas IS, is a wonderful state full of hardworking people that still have traditional values. its literally americas america. aside from the liberals in austin and all the spics around the border.
>>76113258
Aside from the heads its just a pie with fish in it. What's the problem?
>>76113080
> Americans love choking down Jewmeat kosher 'weiners' at every opportunity
figures
>>76108943
Fuck bless the united states of Europe...Americanized as fuck.
>>76108380
In waitrose they're called frankfurters
Waitrose is where real British people shop, not pakis or inbred chavs
>>76113200
I'd go for that if it was in Thailand
>>76110521
Even Norway gets it.
Plus thats the same 1 guy who makes those posts all the time, his images are 90% from walmart.
>>76112979
>Shameless was brilliant. Ran for years here. American remake. Absolute dross.
like the inbetweeners
>>76111291
ok? did you also open them 6 months ago?
>>76109359
I can confirm this as 100% real. I backpacked Europe back in 2008 and a friend who was with me bought a bag of these. Despite being confused as fuck by it, we found the name hilarious.
>>76113265
No, we have similar overweight percentages but you guys are just obese. I have never seen anyone on a motorised cart .
>>76108380
Oh I love those things. We just call them Vienna Sausages and they're usually very short. You microwave them and eat them with ketches and mustard w/o a bun.
FFS everyone, even Armour sells them and Armour is about as American as actually being dumb enough to believe that the Reconstruction Amendments freed blacks and didn't basically nationalize slavery.
Notice the brand name has a 'u' in the word Armor? Yeah, its a Yankee brand modeled off of ENGLISH culture and a perception of Englishness.
>>76112056
(((Nathan's)))
>>76113200
it must really suck for Bahamas anon since his country is so homophobic.
US has the best cereal.
>>76110719
haha please be a poo in loo who stepped on it. Ultimate payback.
>>76113334
>frankfurters
>frank/franky
>americanized
>>76112602
>>76112870
The Pilsbury ones are marginally better.
Still taste like Type 2 Diabetes, but better.
>>76113334
Literally this. I work there.
>>76110182
>No. We have ketchup. That's literally the only condiment you're supposed to put on a burger.
HOW HAVE YOU NOT BEEN ARRESTED FOR TREASON!!?
>>76111331
Kinda like "Chinese Food" that isn't really Chinese.
ewwww
try some lidl bockwürstchen boiled in water it's perfect
>>76113506
That is the grossest thing I've ever seen. I can't stop laughing.
>>76112234
don't make us kick your ass again
enjoy those earthquakes you scum
>>76113260
That's no less a solution than a sugar tax. But hey, I guess you have to find some way to tax undocumented immigrants.
Do Brits have peanut butter?
>>76113506
Would eat if it had some bread layers desu.
>>76112979
Most Americans watch The Mighty Boosh and Red Dwarf to this very day.
>>76113506
>mustard frosting
makes me gag every time
>>76113570
I work in tescos :)
>>76113330
Its absolutely terrible, you guys colonized fucking Amsterdam. If I go out for dinner there I have to speak english to the staff because they dont speak dutch.
ENGLISH IN MY OWN COUNTRY, REEEEE
>>76113480
I used to eat Vienna Sausages straight out of the can without heating them up or anything when I was about three. I don't know if I could do that anymore. Thank you for reminding me of this.
>>76113657
At least we're not bordered with a nation welfare leeches
Who loves a tasty Haggis boil up?
>>76113474
>I never leave my house in fear of being killed by muzzies.
>therefore I never see them, so they don't exist.
>>76111718
>Seriously though, a majority of the food euros have posted here aren't even a thing.
As an American, I can agree. Except for the OP's thing which is clealry just longer versions of Vienna Sausages, everything else doesn't exist here or is so unpopular I've not seen it and I'm a very fat American.
>>76113750
I'm going to Amsterdam tomorrow. I'll be sure to speak English the whole time.
>>76113614
pic related
>>76112979
The US remake of Shameless is actually pretty good.
>>76113667
Yes, can confirm
>>76113667
They have Nuttery Buttery Paste if that's what you mean.
>>76113480
I eat em straight outta the can. Something about that salty softness gets my tongue sopping wet.
>>76113750
We are the ANGLO. Lower your walls and surrender your borders. We will add your biological and cultural distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.
Negotiation is irrelevant. Freedom is irrelevant. Self-determination is irrelevant.
You must comply
We only wish to raise the quality of life for all peoples
You question us about the DUTCH but their biological and technological distinctiveness was unremarkable. They were unworthy of assimilation. Why assimilate a people that would detract from perfection?
I am Locutus of ANGLO. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us.
You will all become one with the ANGLO
Does America even have Apple Crumble Pizza?
>>76113771
Is that a dead body decomposing in acid?
>>76110182
>>76110192
>ketchup
>not mustard
>>76113784
I bet you're just astounded I don't have to see fat bastards all day wobbling about and driving on their motor carts. Here's a bigger shocker, I see more than 60% white people per day.
Why is Canadian mustard best?
>>76113001
>Talking shit about the IT crowd
To be fair, it has a lot of references that non-Brits simply wouldn't get. You probably don't know what Countdown is for example and would be baffled if shown.
>>76113007
It's not real food if it hasn't been cooked in 100 different pakis' oils, right?
>>76113860
Bet you've never even eaten a Pandewaff or an Exeter Dick.
Not even a lobscouse, a salmagundi or a kedgeree?
>>76113768
Dear diary, today I rendered a britbong incoherent with scathing humor.
>>76112537
Mustard sauce, like most fine tastes, is acquired
>>76113934
It's not
You guys got this delicious chocolate sauce which can really be put on anything but usually just goes in ice cream or is mixed with milk to produce delicious chocolate milk
>>76113885
Americanization at its best!!
>>76113885
What the fuck is that?
on a Pizza? Apple Crumble go on a pie
>>76108785
Nevar Forgit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo
>>76113902
Mustard is for hot dogs, senpai.
>>76114002
Damn straight
>>76113480
not gonna lie those things are disgusting
>>76113943
Is it not The Big Bang Theory: Bong Edition?
I'll admit, the episode where afroman takes a gun to the park to stop the bullies made me lose my shit.
>>76114017
I bet you're from Ohio
>>76113885
desert pizzas are a thing yes
>>76113885
No, that looks pretty gross.
>>76114017
It's a valid point though. Your illegal immigrant issue is a lot worse than ours because you're literally bordered with a nation of benefit scroungers
>>76114086
but the IT Crowd is actually funny some of the time
>>76113771
It's actually pretty good, don't know why people are so grossed out. It's no worse than a hotdog.
>>76113843
HAVE TO ORDER THIS ON EBAY!!!!
>>76112787
>>76112880
jokes on you, I just made a toast sandwich because I had nothing else to eat in my house
I e n j o y e d i t
>>76113385
Of course. Why else would I mention that?
>>76113928
>Only 60%
>Accomplishment
Stay British, My Friend
>>76114040
We invented the apple pie you cretin.
>>76114038
Maille is meh.
>>76113843
AN EBay RIPOFF!!!!!!!!
>>76114005
You can't just make up words and expect people to know what you're talking about
>>76113890
No, it's a pot full of haggises (haggisii?) being boiled.
They are better steaming in my opinion, and despite containing a list of ingredients that would turn your stomach and looking like, well, haggis, it actually tastes really nice.
Don't buy the American approximation though, it's disgusting. Real haggis is illegal in America.
>>76113890
Lost hopes and dreams.
>>76114163
Have you tried eating a toast-toast sandwich?
>>76114204
I said more than 60%, mate. Surely you're acquainted with the 62% statistic?
>>76113771
Cant beat proper haggis. I recommend a Balmoral chicken
>chicken
>stuffed with haggis
>wrapped in bacon
>served with tatties and veg
But swap the creamy sauce for gravy
>>76114094
Even Brits hate Ohio.
t. Michigan
>>76114094
nope, i'm from one of the most backwards states in the union. You've heard of it from that John Denver song, Country Roads.
>>76110128
I thought muslims couldn't have wine?
>>76114288
toast-toast sandwich? I just made a simple toast sandwich (one piece of salted and peppered toast in between two untested slices of bread)
It was more filling and tasty than expected
>>76114205
that's NOT apple pie fool. Apple turnovers are a French innovation if you want to get technical. You invented meatpie...end of story.
>>76114086
In some ways. It plays on nerd culture, but it's more legit about it rather than just using it as window-dressing.
>>76114235
>Given in the 1828 'Dialect of Craven' as; "PANDEWAFF Water and oatmeal boiled together sometimes mixed with fat and baked in a pan."
>Exeter Dick - Spotted Dick slice soused in sherry.
>Kedgeree is a dish consisting of cooked, flaked fish, boiled rice, parsley, hard-boiled eggs, curry powder, butter or cream and occasionally sultanas.
>Scouse is a type of lamb or beef stew. The word comes from lobscouse, a stew commonly eaten by sailors throughout Northern Europe, which became popular in seaports such as Liverpool.
>Salmagundi is a salad dish, originating in the early 17th century in England, comprising cooked meats, seafood, vegetables, fruit, leaves, nuts and flowers and dressed with oil, vinegar and spices.
>>76111853
Those are actually pretty based as long as you put a patty and some lettuce in there as well.
>>76112935
Probably Sweden.
Sweden has an obsession with cucumbers
>Brits don't have Mexican food
I'm really sad for you guys.
>>76114410
You put a toast sandwich in between two slices of bread. It's what got our soldiers through the horrors of Iraq and Afghanistan
>>76113185
I'm exaggerating when I say every. But it coves many of the things we laugh at.
The Thick of It is another favourite, pretty much opposite setting but just as much swearing.
If you were going to name classics it would be things like Father Ted (but technically I think that's Irish), for more recent stuff or Faulty Towers.
>>76113705
>Red Dwarf
Yeah they still repeat that here. Not seen the Boosh since it was first on years a go. Very strange not what I would say typical UK comedy is like.
>>76113844
dubs don't lie but I preferred the original, and when I compare the two there's no contest in my mind.
>>76114549
oh thats interesting
>>76112399
This
my favorite american culture
>>76114431
That's not a turnover. It literally says (in old English) apple tart - which is basically a pie without a lid, or if it has one it has a mesh.
Or in other words, what you call apple pie.
This is how Germans make hamburgers.
>>76114357
Is West Virginia better than Virginia?
>>76109152
>ketchup
>mustard
>mayo
>aioli if fancy place
That's about it.
>>76114410
>>76114549
>>76114644
hey if it helped get the soldiers through Iraq and Afghanistan it must be BREAD-y good
>>76114718
Scenery? Yes. Everything else? No.
>>76114759
It was 50/50 bread though.
>>76114703
this is trekking food, where u get in the woods a burger?
>>76114703
No, this is: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3502900/Seven-year-old-girl-gang-raped-asylum-centre-Germany-five-Arabic-men-investigated.html
>>76113001
Yeah, not everything in Brit humor is subtle irony. IT Crowd is a good example, although I think it's a good show. Mr. Bean is slapstick and it's cool too imo. By the way, there's an American remake of the IT Crowd, think it only lasted for the pilot iirc. You improved The Office, not Shameless or Inbetweeners tho...
>>76113362
>Bus turds
I still cringe.
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