FUCK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
100% legit.
Trump is 69?
Memes
no...
>>76073911
It'so nice of him, that he keeps tweeting in his death. That's really high energy.
>>76073911
>(((Mount Sinai West Hospital)))
>elevator crashes 50 floors
>still intact enough that people can even do cpr on a body
sounds like some shitposting to me
So sad about his elevator accident.
That's it, I'm now playing #BadmintonforClinton
>>76074014
You don't actually think he tweets in person, do you?
He has an entire department just to maintain his twitter account.
>>76073911
And then he entered his god emperor mode and went back to slam Shillary on twitter 10 minutes ago.
>>76074222
I don't think you could pay someone to say the shit he says
Actually I just made a grave mistake
I decided I'm not going to fuck with meme magic and would like to apologise to Kek for making this thread (Kek please don't kill him)
>>76074222
He does. The only difference that he doesn't type it himself during working hours. It's Saturday, so it's possibly him.
>>76074062
A woman has survived an elevator drop like that before.
In that case the elevator was slowed down by two things:
- air pressure build up in the shaft.
- the mess of cable acted like a spring.
>>76073911
I can see Twitter and Tumblr falling for it
good job
Keep em coming
>>76074308
>>76074367
Keep dreaming.
He's way too busy to waste time on twitter.
At the very most one of his staffers will quote him directly.
>>76073911
low energy raid baka family
>>76073911
No remake it, and say it was a heart attack
>>76074222
I actually think he does, it seems like him.
>>76073911
DELETE THIS FAGGOT! YOU ARE MEDDLING IN MEME MAGIC!!!!
>>76074690
I realized, sorry lad :@@@
>>76074363
>>76074014
EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE
>>76074363
He didnt give you dubs. You angered him.
>>76073911
I cancel your dubs with meme magic of my own!
>>76074222
At night he does, during the day his staff writes out tweets and he verifies it and taps send himself. He's said this loads of times.
>>76073911
>>76074363
Aaaand I got dubs on my OP, but not on my apology post
I think I just fucked up, Kek please forgive
>>76073911
>implying Trump can die
Fucking sage this slide thread
Man, fuck you. I got legit scared and my heart skipped a beat.
While we're on the subject though, what do you guys think people would do if this actually happened before November? Bloodshed I'd hope.
>>76074543
BZZZT, wrong.
Fag.
http://takingnote.blogs.nytimes.com/2016/04/13/how-donald-trump-tweets/
>>76074014
Kek
>>76074095
>points at jews
>forgets that Trump is proud of having a jewish daughter and grandchildren
>>76075127
>Bloodshed I'd hope.
Bloodshed I KNOW.
>>76073911
I wish this was real.
>>76074095
Never seen so many jews in one place, its like a fucking Bar Mitzvah
>>76075506
>I wish this was real.
>>76075583
OY GEVALT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU
>>76075127
>>76075499
>>76074095
Bill Kirstol looks disgusting. His presidential candidate, David French, is also a giant cuck.
If Trump did actually die what would happen?
Where would all his supporters go? Would there be a new republican candidate?
What would the other candidates and protestors say?
>>76075733
Gods don't die.
>>76075634
Is that Bobcat?
It's a /b/ raid on twitter
>>76074032
They're some of the best in the world.
>>76074095
Damn shame Mark had to turn heel. He used to be one of the most based conservative voice on radio.
>>76073992
so is Hillary :^]