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Risk.
>>76053040
Mauga Sinasina
Cyan
Belarus
>>76053040
Scorpiongirl Empire
Yellow
Milano
Meme Caliphate
Black/Grey
Put me in Oslo to start
>>76053040
>Red
>Vikings
>Stockholm
>>76053577
THE MADMAN
And I'll start in London.
Roll to take Southampton, Cardiff and Birmingham.
>>76053764
Rolling to take Torino, Firence and Rome in that order.
>>76053764
Take Aland, Spill toward Göteborg.
>>76053764
Firr Berarus.
>>76053764
Rolling to take Oslo, spill to the west and spend half the chips reinforcing all moves
if a lot of chips take North Sea Oil as well
Roll to take Birmingham and Leeds, then fill England.
>>76054186
half chips south, half west, still wanna take North Sea Oil if I can get to it
>>76054186
Take Copenhagen, Spill towards Lumber.
>>76054186
Firr Berarus then move onto Ukraine.
>>76054186
Conquer Rome, and take that Fish, before conquering Naples.
>>76054186
German Empire
Berlin
Black
Cross the sea into France, and use the rest to fill England.
>>76054565
Annex Oslo.
>>76054565
Take that fish, and fill up more of the south Italy.
>>76054565
Fill Germany
>>76054565
my rolls have been weak, perhaps Kek has forsaken me? I say 20 hail pepes and flagellate myself with the wojack whip deep in the dank dungeons of the meme mansion
All chips go directly south, across the sea and into the mainland
>>76054565
Keep firring Berarus.
>>76054615
NAP/arriance?
>>76054684
holy shit weak lmao
THIS CALLS FOR MORE DRASTIC MEASURES
I'M GOING TO HAVE MY BLOOD REPLACED WITH MEMETIC FLUID
THE GODS AND MY CITIZENS DEMAND IT
>>76054715
I can sign a NAP and possibly upgrade to an Alliance later.
>>76054882
Sure, m8.
Attempt to annex Paris, spills to fill England.
>>76054969
Fill Germany
>>76054969
Push Meme caliphate out of Norway.
>>76054969
TAKE BACK THE MEME PALACE (OSLO) FULL STRENGTH
SPILLS TO GOING SOUTH
>>76054969
Conquer Venezia, before conquering Switzerland.
>>76055082
>>76055055
AHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
this is without a doubt my weakest game ever
>>76054969
Invade the Bartics.
>>76054969
>>76055099
Spill into Austria.
>>76055133
Dang son.
>>76055055
5D dub pali, by Odin.
>>76055188
checked
I'm just gonna keep memeing and rolling lmao
apparently kek wants me to go to bed
>>76055255
>5D pali dubs
L E L
>>76055255
Checked
>>76055299
And dubs again.
top kek
>>76055299
Checked
I love these threads
I must be autistic because this random number generator is funny as fuck
Expand Southwest in France, taking the Wheat, Nantes, Bordeaux and Toulouse. Spill into Britain.
>>76055392
Put meme caliphate out of his misery.
>>76055392
my wings spread south, invade germany for the keks
>>76055392
Firr the Bartics.
>>76055392
Fill Germany
>>76055392
Kebab Empire
Turkey
Green
@OP take Hamburg, Berlin and Goterberg for the lulz if possible
>>76055392
Conquer Munchen, and spill into Austria. Excess of that goes to filling gaps between my lands.
>>76055609
Op Redirect My Roll Attack Meme Caliphate
>>76055732
Do you want to become allies?
Just to clarify, Meme Caliphate took land from Germany, then Vikings decimated Meme Caliphate.
Roll to Take Nantes, Bordeaux and Toulouse, then fill Britain with the spill
>>76055662
NAP?
>>76056006
Firr Estonia and Ratvia, then move onto Ukraine.
>>76056006
>decimated me
nigger I rolled dubs >>76055488
>>76056006
Fill the gap between our territories. Excess goes towards filling Austria
>>76056046
Dubs is only 22 pts.
>>76056006
>>76056063
And yes to NAP.
>>76056006
Annex Berlin.
>>76056086
>I had 22
> he rolled a 0 which is 14 + 7
> which is 21
how did he not only overwhelm all my points, then expand way down? Something's fucky with your math
>>76055983
Sure If i survive Long Enough>>76056006
Attack the Vikings
>>76056217
Germany rolled 10 as well, so you only gained 12 Ts in Germany. Then I counted Vikings roll, which was 1T more than enough to take 8Ts in Denmark and 12Ts in Germany.
>>76055564
Are you going to roll? you have 2 minutes.
>>76056518
sorry, was afk
>>76056006
fill out the rest of turkey
>>76056423
[muffled ree in the distance]
such is life
night everyone, see you next thread
>>76056583
You died as you lived, shitposting.
>>76056583
Night.
Roll to take Barcelona and Bilbao, then fill Britain.
>>76056731
Seize Berlin.
>>76056731
Mupdate.
>>76056759
Firr Karingrad then move onto Ukraine.
>>76056759
Take Austria, then Slovenia, and then Hungary.
>>76056755
Till Valhall!
>>76056759
Remove Viking Scum
>>76056910
No you Roll when the Map update is shown. Now Roll
>>76057044
Nah m8 I counted his roll.
>>76056910
>>76057044
Man, you really could have used those dubs right now Germany.
>>76057044
Take Madrid and Valencia. Spill fills Britain.
Kebab goes AFK again, so I gave him 5Ts.
>>76057332
Expand into Ukraine.
>off by one
Dishonour to the famiry.
>>76057332
Take Slovenia, and then Hungary. Spill into the south of the Baltics.
>>76057332
Annex the last of the German Empire.
>>76057417
...Do you mean Barkans?
>>76057332
>>76057417
>>76057479
Shit, I mean Balkans.
>>76057332
Attack the Viking Scum.
>>76057599
Oh shit, Germany makes a recovery!
>>76057599
GERMAN COMEBACK
>>76057682
I thought I wiped him out last roll, how could he still attack?
>>76057743
He has no capitals, but he has a warrior`s spirit.
And dubs.
>>76057773
Quad attempt
>>76057743
He rolled good.
>>76057817
But I rolled 17 and he only has 14 territories, he shouldn't be alive.
>>7605774
Don't Complain when your losing
>>76057914
Ya only need dubs or zero to make it a 5 against 7.
>>76057893
He was also defending.
Fill Britain, spill into Spain.
>>76058021
Firr Ukraine.
>>76058021
End the empire.
>>76058021
Remove the Viking Filth
>>76058021
Conquer the Visegrad group.
>>76058103
Can you Fuck Off and focus on your Damn Land everyone is getting ahead of us Stop this Meaningless War
Tunisian Republic
Tunisia
Orange
>>76058086
NAP?
>>76053040
I want orange. Call it Vladimir Jewtin. Start in russia
>>76058307
I was thinking the same thing.
NAP? I can cede you Berlin back.
>>76058337
Sure. Can I have Moldova?
this is the gayest shit ive ever seen
>>76058371
Someone else just took orange, pick something else.
>>76058380
Ok Thank you just Cede Berlin to Me and Let's not Attack each other for no reason
>>76058447
Fuck gimmie dark blue
>>76058423
Not really anything there in Moldova.
Fill Ireland and the north sea oil +2, then fill Spain and France.
>>76058505
I know, but I need it.
For reasons.
>>76058644
Take north sea oil and fish, spill fill Sweden.
>>76058644
Fill Germany
roll into the west
>>76058665
The north sea oil that I just took with my dubs?
>>76058644
Expand to Moldova. Any spirrs actually firr Ukraine.
>>76058644
expand outward equally all directions
Also, mauga, NAP? (I'm shit tech/blue balls :^))
>>76058650
Sure, why not.
>>76058644
Conquer Poland.
>>76058745
fug
>>76058758
But I already have two NAPs... Tell you what; don't attack me, and we'll be fine. 'Kay?
>>76058789
You can redirect if you want.
>>76058861
Alright >:(
>>76058920
Take that city in Finland.
>>76058924
It's better than nothing.
Roll to Take Lyon and fill Spain/Portugal.
>>76059333
Fill Sweden, Annex Lumber.
>>76059333
Roll to take city to the west and expand evenly
>>76059333
Nice trips. Conquer Warszawa and then conquer Romania.
>>76059333
SHIEEEET
Keep firring Ukraine.
>>76059333
Keep Filling Germany
Take Alger and expand west
Annex Malta, Sardinia, Cyprus and Crete, then Fill Greece and Turkey.
>>76059988
Annex arctic fish and deep sea oil.
>>76059988
Firr Ukraine.
>>76059988
Roll to START MAKING THE IRON CURTAIN
>>76059988
Keep Filling Germany
>>76060055
Spill annex Amsterdam.
>>76060082
Huh, what a coincidence. I'm arso pranning to make a Soviet Union. Arriance?
>>76059988
Conquer Romania and fill the Balkans.
>>76060089
German Russian Alliance?
>>76060145
Why not
>>76060204
I already have an alliance with the Scorpiongirls. So i guess an Nap will do
>>76060130
Alliance?
Roll to Fill Greece and Turkey, spill into Spain and France.
>>76060365
No NAP. The soviet Union will crush you.
>W A T C H Y O U R B A C K
>>76060445
Roll to CONTINUE THE IRON CURTAIN
>>76060445
Conquer towards Belgium.
>>76060445
Firr Ukraine and Moldova.
>>76060447
Aiyaa, did your parents not teach you manners?
>>76060445
Fill Germany
Off topic, anyone notice there are alway the regulars for risk, like meme caliphate, mauga, and me? (Blue balls/shit tech)
>>76060569
Forgot bonus.
>>76060593
Yes. Many, MANY times.
>>76060593
Aw damn, I guess I don`t play enough.
>>76060593
Yep. Us risk addicts.
>>76060445
Sure, lets be allies.
Fill Finland, spill Netherlands.
Fill Albania, Turkey, Spain and the Neutral Ts in France.
Need to go, i will give my territory to Scopiongirl empire
>>76061069
Expand east.
>>76061069
Annex Iceland, spill Towards Brussels.
>>76061079
I don't do quit-ceding, sorry.
>>76061069
Fill Germany and Scorpion Girls could you please cede that City at the Bottom of Germany.
>>76061069
Take Brussels, and reinforce borders.
>>76061069
Expand south
>>76061195
Sure.
>>76061235
Hey SE what are you doing over there...
>>76061279
Bruh you got the north half of Russia
>>76061279
DW he hasn't attacked you.
Fill Bulgaria and Macedonia, then reinforce my French border. Spills into North Africa.
>>76061639
Expand anywhere I can.
>>76061639
Take that oil in Russia.
>>76061639
Take Beograd. Defend against any attacks. Reinforce outside borders.
>>76061639
Fill Germany
>>76061639
Go north. Cut off red.
Reinforce my border in the Balkans and expand in North Africa.
>>76062147
Take that +3 thing in eastern Russia.
>>76062147
Defend against any attacks. Reinforce more outside borders.
>>76062147
Reinforce the border where Scorpiongirl Empire is.
>>76062223
I'm not really sure what you mean by "outside borders". Could you be more specific?
>>76062258
The border between the sea, other territories, unconquered land, things like that.
>>76062147
Attack red.
>>76062147
Fill that Little part of Germany and Go Fill Poland. Also Reinforce Border between me and the Vikings.
>>76062147
Any AFK Players?
You guys always start a risk game when i'm at work.
>>76062480
Nope most of the land is taken
>>76062480
Not at the moment, sorry. Lurk for a bit and maybe one of the Americans will go to bed.
Defend if attacked, and attack Mauga Sinasina in Crimea.
>>76062721
Annex saint Petersburg.
>>76062721
Break NAP with Mauga, and reinforce borders.
>>76062721
Reinforce Borders between me and the Viking and Fill Poland but don't attack the Scorpion Girls
>>76062721
Sure i'll just wait or hopefully there's a another game
>>76062860
Tell me if there is another game.
>>76062721
Reinforce the border along Jewtin. Any spills go to reinforcing the rest of the land.
>>76062721
>>76062942
You are aware OP is attacking you right
Also, I miscalculated my bonus.
>>76062721
attack red get oil
>>76063004
Ah, I'll finish it next turn. For now, I'll focus on reinforcing my land.
>>76063107
What map are you using.
I may just join.
>>76063125
He has a +46 bonus.
>>76063161
I may have made a bad miscalculation.
>>76062721
Pink
Far east unclaimed russian oil
Vlad the undying
Rolling to head north and take that city if OP will let me roll for being so late behind
>>76063161
oh no i'm not starting one if i find one in /int/ or /qst/ i'll let you guys know
>>76062860
>Sure i'll just wait or hopefully there's a another game
>>76063211
Vlad you won't survive even Three Turns unless you get Quads
>>76063211
It's a bit late in the game to add you.
Roll to continue my invasion of Mauga, avoiding any reinforced land if possible.
>>76063324
Annex Potatoes and Moscow.
>>76063324
Attack red
>>76063324
Reinforce the last of my outside borders, and unleash a full scale attack on the Vikings.
>>76063324
Reinforce Borders and Fill Poland
>>76063324
Attack OP.
>>76063383
but why doe
Attempt to take Kyiv and Minsk.
>>76063467
Conquer more Viking territory.
>>76063640
Keep attacking OP.
>>76063640
I quit. Too late (Early?) Let the lurker take my lplace.
>>76063640
Attack The Vikings
>>76063640
Reinforce Saint Petersburg and Attack SE.
>>76063735
You have a NAP.
>>76063734
I'll do it
Attack the vikings and take Sanktpetersburg
Spills head. North and take the oil
Further spills reinforce sanktpetersburg
Bonus 4
>>76063876
Do we? i just said Let's not attack each other for no Reason
>>76063969
Look at the map.
>>76063735
You can break your NAP this turn, but you can't attack.
>>76063969
see:
>>76058380
>>76058472
>>76064398
Roll to kill Mauga, starting with the unreinforced Ts.
>>76064398
Reinforce my borders in Germany/Netherlands and Russia.
>>76064398
Conquer more of Viking territory.
>>76064398
Expand in Russia.
>>76064398
Ok i guess Break my NAP i make with the Vikings and do i attack him now or next turn. If i can attack Him Just attack the Vikings
>>76064398
Reinforce Moscow and yaroslavl
Spills take nizhny and reinforce it
If miracle then take oil from vikings
Attack Germany in Pooland and Germany, avoiding his reinforced Ts. Spills attack SE.
>>76065095
Expand in Russia.
>>76065095
Reinforce Denmark border.
>>76065095
You and I have a NAP.
>>76065148
Viking, how about I take a NAP with you?
>>76065095
Go north and taie the oil from Vikings then keep going until i. Reach the ocean and take the fish
Bonus 5, spills reinforce the bonuses i get
>>76065208
Will you cede my citys back?
>>76065208
You're right, we do. I'd forgotten. There was no spill though, so it's fine.
>>76065095
Add my roll to Germany's roll.
>>76065372
Allies?
I need to go to bed, any lurkers want to take over?
>>76065520
Check em fags
>>76065565
Goddamnit i waited too long
>>76065095
>>76065372
If that's not allowed, attack more Viking territory.
>>76065525
Yes please. :^)
>>7606552
Allies with Germany, NAP?
>>76065095
>>76065208
Nevermind about NAP
>>76065520
>>76065655
Allies with Germany, NAP?
Kill Mauga.
>>76065773
Annex Moscow.
>>76065773
More Viking territory for me.
>>76065773
Expand to the Vikings.
>>76065814
Also I would like to cede Sweden to OP.
>>76065862
Pretty sure I took all of it already.
>>76065927
>A FUCKING LEAF
this map looks like shit now.
Finish off Mauga.
>>76066092
Conquer more Viking territory
>>76066092
I'm like cancer. I never go away. Most of the time.
Keep filling out Russia.
>>76066092
>>76066156
Oh, and grab the fishes and Sea Oil.
>>76066092
Attack OP
>>76066092
And break alliance with Germany.
Eliminate Vlad and fill any gaps in Russia.
>>76066442
Well, I tried.
GG, you beautiful bastards. See ya later.
>>76066442
Conquer Artic Fish. Rest of roll goes to Vlad. Excess of that goes into taking German territory
2 or 3 players left.
I'm calling game end. Me and Scorpiongirls win, but that was pretty much decided at the start when he picked Milan and I picked London.
>>76066290
Vlad, all you have to do is literally roll. My roll is about +61.
>>76066780
GG.
new risk thread here
>>>/qst/220811
