STEPHEN HAWKING ANGERS TRUMP SUPPORTERS WITH BAFFLING ARRAY OF LONG WORDS
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/stephen-hawking-angers-trump-supporters-with-baffling-array-of-long-words
Ill give this cyber nerd a wedgie
The original Hawking is dead.
Can this prisoner even do his own research? Do they literally throw some newspapers (obviously globalist propaganda) he reads it with his only moving parts, his eyes. Of course hes gonna be cucked
(((Borowitz)))
Every single fucking time.
>>75969873
You beat me to it...this THING currently in Hawking's chair is an imposter, puppet.
>>75968856
I am thoroughly baffled
How will btfo ever compete? Really makes me a Cruz Missile. WE WUZ /pol/
This subhuman is kikeing around for tens of years.
Literally that illness kills everyone in a few years.
>>75968856
Would he die already duhhh
>>75970217
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atleast i dont shit my pants
>>75968856
What do you expect? He's just another God in the new pantheon of trendy scientists. Bill Nye, Neil de Grasse Tyson, Brian Cox- most of them aren't even as clever as people assume.
>>75968856
>Only idiots vote Trump
>Trump is bad
I wish I could argue like him
>>75970217
(((New York))) in general. Should I move to Boston? Is it nice there?
>>75970283
Maybe it's the chair talking now, his soul has long gone
>>75968856
>“Trump bad man. Real bad man.”
I am quite baffled by thing array of words as well.
>>75968856
I stand up for what I believe in. Can he say the same?
Is he even typing this stuff anymore. Are they just using his husk for propaganda now?
Is he getting threatened?
The guy can't speak, eat, or do anything on his own. He's a prisoner in his own body and completely dependent on other people keeping him alive.
Do they type stuff into his computer and sell the words as if they came from him?
He'd be the easiest person to control for someone unscrupulous. He might be getting exploited.
>>75970402
>implying they haven't already embalmed him and now others are speaking through his device
>Speaking to a television interviewer in London, Hawking called Trump “a demagogue who seems to appeal to the lowest common denominator,” a statement that many Trump supporters believed was intentionally designed to confuse them.
>Moments after Hawking made the remark, Google reported a sharp increase in searches for the terms “demagogue,” “denominator,” and “Stephen Hawking.”
>“For a so-called genius, this was an epic fail,” Trump’s campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, said. “If Professor Hawking wants to do some damage, maybe he should try talking in English next time.”
>>75970674
In reality being good at science is pure autism. Good scientists are often unable to express themselves properly and are dumb when it comes to social relations. Then why would they be good at sociology, politics or whatever else ?
>>75968856
Yeah well if hes so smart then why is he in a wheelchair? fucking fag cant even walk. Opinion disregarded.
>>75970635
>>75968856
>LOL DRUMPF IS A DEMAGOGUE!
>Actually, he has many well-considered policies and we're well aware of the flaws he has. Bernie Sanders fits the bill much better.
>LOL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DEMAGOGUE MEANS!
Ameribros, when you elect Trump, I want you tp put pressure on him to fuck the media for everything they've done. Forget suing them, they deserve prison time for this shit at least. It's the only way they'll learn.
How dare people look up words that they don't know! We have to burn all the dictionaries, only idiots use them!
>>75968856
Hey guys, it's me, le computer voice science man!
>all the athiests tip their Fedoras, an go to their knees in a showing of pure submission
In a computer voice science man says it "trump bad man".
The athiests start sucking the Bern victims cocks.
" very bad man".
Just then the horniest of the athiests can take it no more. He must have le science man seed in his mouth. He jumps on stage, tackling the deal cripple. He pulls down his pants only to find that Hawking's vock has turned into a bacteria infested mush with a fowl stench.
Meh, I'm not writing this anymore.
Fucking cripple should stick to science, why is everyone a political commentator now?
>>75968856
>borowitz
cripples don't even matter
>>75971437
>Meh, I'm not writing this anymore.
Made me laugh.
>>75968856
>By Andy (((Borowitz)))
I love how mediocre minds like to hold up Stephen Hawkings as some kind of pillar of self-righteous garbage as though somehow Stephen Hawking agreeing with them about something automatically legitimizes it.
There's far more interesting work out there to follow. Hawkings is a one trick pony trying to stay relevant while his work slowly gets plucked apart by advances in particle physics.
>>75971437
Kek
>>75968856
This article is written by:
>Andy Borowitz
It's not even funny anymore.
>>75971437
>Why is everyone a political commentator now?
The internet
The media uses his speaker to say science shit and make him seem mystical, in reality he's gurgling "please just fucking kill me" and can't even wipe his own ass.
Poor guy :(
>>75968856
>cream of the crop European intelligentsia is against Trump
Yeah, no surprise. It's easy to be generous when you already have everything you want. Too bad they don't get to vote, though.
Patrick Stewart wrote a piece for the Guardian about how Britons should vote REMAIN. I respect Stewart. He brought life to one of my favorite characters, Captain Picard. But Stewart is not Captain Picard. He is an actor, and if he ever writes a column about acting, you bet your ass that I will shill it as the best piece of advice on acting ever.
But his REMAIN piece was a load of sentimental bollocks that appealed to WWII fearmongering and never made a good point. Because Patrick Stewart is not an expert on international politics or economy. He is an expert on acting.
The same goes for Stephen Hawking. I respect his opinion on the sciences. Other than that, he's just another regular dude with no more knowledge or expertise than any of us. And frankly, presenting his opinion as too difficult to understand for Trump voters because he's a scientist is a very ironic kind of stupid. Not to mention condescending to the lower classes, whom the left always pretends to stick up for but then drops when they don't vote for them.
>>75968856
>Borowitz
Every time.
(((((((Borowitz)))))))
>>75968856
Stephen Hawking should stick to math and physics. His political commentary makes him look like a retard.
I'd fight that little pussy nerd. fuckin knock his faggot laptop unto the ground.
>>75968856
bah! hoje de noite essa merda da helena vai dar a bunda em boate, vou aproveitar e vou jogar gta online, porque daí eu tenho certeza que não vou ter o desprazer de agradar essa animal.
I could beat him in a fight.
>>75972807
>american
Well of course, you could sit on him.
>>75968856
If he's so smart, why hasn't he found a cure for himself?
>>75973895
Why would the chair want to cure its puppet?
>>75969873
>Has neurodegenerative illness for thirty years
>Face looks different now
Must be a comsbiracy
>>75968856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETufPiw5oOQ
he shouldnt be alive
>>75968856
>STEPHEN HAWKING
>LONG WORDS
there's a joke in there somewhere
>>75973693
So? I bet my scooter is faster than his...
>>75973895
He didn't cure his disease but he survived this long with ALS which is impressive
Wow.
Guess I'm a #HawkingHawk now
>>75970635
jej
>>75968856
to be serious for a moment here, for as smart as this man is, he's pretty stupid when it comes to politics. We all know with an almost 100% certainty that every politition lies inorder to get votes and a president while being a high position of power is no more important in the public eyes than a celebrity and a topic for discussion over the water cooler. People who stand on common sense principles will not get elected, be it your al gore, bernie and so on because they are boring and they try to appeal to our intellegence, but we dont trust them, and with good reason too not trust them. People vote on who emotional appeal more because we lost faith in any intellectual appeal of these people.
>>75968856
Id kick his fucking ass, but the bottom of his chair would probably hurt my foot.
>>75968856
I really dislike how dismissive the media is about the education level of Trump supports. Every political candidate is going to attract people from different socio-economical backgrounds and people with different IQ levels. It's naturally that Trump will have some stupid people support him (as will Hilary or Bernie). That said, I find it so loathsome how the media puts down members of society that they deem below them. Awful. I wish there was something we could do. I feel like they are some blind-sided by their smug sense of superiority.
>>75972305
Good post tobehonest family
do we have economists writing about quantum mechanics?
stick to your own field
>>75968856
>listening to a cyborg
>>75970560
Move to the suburbs, its a lot more fun.
>>75980309
thats one cute gif ya slim eyed chink
>>75968856
As a physicist, I have nothing but the highest respect for Hawking and his work. I actually sat down and read through a lot of his papers in my GR class and the man absolutely deserves being placed in the same rank as the likes of Feynman, Rosenbluth, or Einstein
As an American, I think foreigners should mind their own goddamned business when it comes to the politics of another country, especially non-political figures. I don't see Mather or Perlmutter running around throwing in their two cents on the Brexit Referendum or accusing UK politicians of being demagogues.
>>75970560
No. Boston is a shitty city that Bostonians like to praise all the time. They act like it's on par with NYC.
>>75971054
Trump is too nice i want them hanged
How can anyone take the opinions of a man who can't even wipe his own ass seriously?
Why are all these celebrities coming after trump all of a sudden?
>>75970874
its better than being good at nothing like urself
>>75970371
>Shill Software
>Status: ERROR
>>75968856
>(((The Borowitz Report)))
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>(((The Borowitz Report)))
>Trump is asshole. Why Charlie hate?
>BECAUSE TRUMP IS A BASTARD MAN!
>>75984067
They're afraid
