12:17AM EDITION
RAMADAN BEGINS SUNDOWN 6/5
IF YOU ARE IN A MAJOR WESTERN CITY YOU ARE IN DANGER
>Islamic State calls for attacks on the West during Ramadan
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-islamicstate-idUSKCN0YC0OG
RAMADAN OR NOT, A MAJOR ATTACK IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME. ESCAPE WHILE YOU STILL CAN
>Nato commander: Isis ‘spreading like cancer’ among refugees
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/01/refugees-isis-nato-commander-terrorists
>CBRN substances have been carried undetected into the European Union
>Paris...Washington DC, London, And Rome were specifically mentioned, as well as targets in Belgium
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/RegData/etudes/BRIE/2015/572806/EPRS_BRI(2015)572806_EN.pdf
>Tests of the uranium seized confirmed that it was high-grade material that could be used in a nuclear bomb.
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/9f77a17c001f4cf3baeb28990b0d92eb/ap-investigation-nuclear-smugglers-sought-terrorist-buyers
>Hospitals and emergency services across France have been supplied with the antidote to Sarin...and other nerve gas chemicals for the first time.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/621076/French-army-guards-water-facilities-Paris-attacks-France-risks-chemical-war
>The ISIS laptop contains a 19-page document in Arabic on how to develop biological weapons...
http://foreignpolicy.com/2014/08/28/found-the-islamic-states-terror-laptop-of-doom/
>ISIS supporters have posted...messages warning of the countdown “till the zero hour”
http://english.alarabiya.net/en/media/digital/2015/05/18/-Countdown-to-zero-hour-ISIS-supporters-on-Twitter-post-Italy-threats.html
>"They want something that happens everywhere at the same time"
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/german-jihadist-returns-from-syria-and-gives-testimony-a-1067764.html
>>75944402
and all the rest of it >>75881595 etc.
>>75944402
I wonder if meme magic will make this real tbqhwu
Sundown at what timezone?
mfw I sit my first final exam on the 6th at just after sun down in Riyadh. How fucked am I?
Does anyone have any ideas how I can close down my local mosque? I live in a small town and there are more mudslimes there every week.
>>75945440
You could burn it down, but that's haram
>>75944402
Did they really call for attacks?
How widespread is this?
How many will take it seriously
>>75945614
Its nested in a shopping complex so that's impossible.
>>75945692
Yeah there will be some attacks but it's probably not going to be Paris 2.0 Unless you are in a densely populated area you will probably be fine.
>>75944402
Tfw when you live in a small ass skiing town.
Then when you realize oh shit it's also a town with a lot of fucking tourists.
>>75944402
Going to a music festival on the 8th for five days, Whelp nice knowing you guys, going to be bombed for sure or be gunned down in a massacre.or a bunch of women will probably be raped.
>>75946848
Why haven't we nuked the middle east yet?
>>75944402
>RAMADAN BEGINS SUNDOWN 6/5
6/5 was a month ago, idiot
>>75947448
In America its common to switch the month and day when writing the date.
>>75947448
It's just a burger date thing, we switch month and day around I think, so yeah 6/5 in american means June 5th
>tfw Eurocucks about to get btfo
>tfw they can't even join us in HAPPENING threads anymore
>tfw
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>>75947448
we do it because saying "june fifth"
sounds much better than saying "the fifth of june"
>>75947617
>>75947630
Holy kek you guys
Fierro pariente al que me toquen los huevos
>>75947630
Sad really, only bro tiers we have are the Aussies, Russians and the Canadians who aren't part of that shadow league of shitposters who jumped from Aussies to Canada + A few rare flags.
What's left, a bunch of african countries, leaf shitters and poos
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>>75944402
>Germany arrests 3 Syrians who were apparently living in refugee shelters and planning larger attacks on Düsseldorf
>spend the whole day and the following one on nothing but talking about how this totally wasn't connected with the EM and also #NotAllRefugees and the AfD should not dare to use this for political ammunition
I'm amazed they are even finding time to do their job between all those sessions of shielding fungis from consequences.
>>75944402
Nothing will happen go to bed america
>>75947448
idioot
>>75944994
sundown is sundown
>>75944402
>Ramadan 2015
>June 17 - July 17
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents,_January%E2%80%93June_2015
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents,_July%E2%80%93December_2015
These are two of the biggest
230+
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koban%C3%AE_massacre
130
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Khan_Bani_Saad_bombing
>>75944994
Mecca/ Saudi Arabia.
>>75947889
Nice shilling bosnia.
>>75944402
>Smuggling network guided illegals from Middle East terror hotbeds to U.S. border
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jun/2/smuggling-network-guided-illegal-immigrants-from-m/
so I noticed you ran out of money
>>75947796
And the Swiss.
Going to Paris to see EURO2016 next week. Fucking yolo. I'm not afraid.
>>75948116
did I?
>>75947872
I hope you are using at least 3 JIDF approved proxies or are a schlomo or else...
>>75948116
Huh... Really makes you think.
>>75948249
But Anon...
I am the JIDF.
>>75945203
Not much, Saudi's have some sophisticated intelligence agencies to protect the ruling family and shit. So the security is not a problem there.
>>75948141
Oh yeah forgot medpacks weren't cucked by EU, we get another flag up on bro tier at least.
>>75948327
Ah so that's how you got past the censorship
Shalom my chosen one, how are the social media sites now?
>>75947942
>June 17 - July 17
1391 dead, 1266+ wounded
>>75947630
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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>>75948592
Thats a terrifying kill/wound ratio
>mfw in a comfy small town thousands of kilometers away from any refugee
Lets see some fireworks
>We might finally get another happening
This has been a poor year for /pol/ freakouts.
feels good to live in a tiny town with almost 100% australians and no muslim population
>>75946848
"Accidentally" spill a ton of pigs blood
>>75948116
Wow I'm now a #cruzmissile