>Measure shit in FEET
>Inches and yards
>...a building this large, measures about 3 FOOTBALL FIELDS
>Cowboys ride horses not cows
>borrows money from bank to buy house for $300.000 USD
>pays bank back with %3-%5 interests rate
>after 30 years
>end up paying double of the initial price of the property
300000 x .03 x 30 = DOUBLEDA$$$$$$
>House loses value because of ware and inflation
>is like you never bought it
>still payed the bank about double
>after paying the house, you still pay property tax, bills and shit
>is like you are renting the bitch
>Gives shelter, food and protection to criminals but not homeless people and people in need
>except black moms with 5 monkeys and 3 baby daddies (they don't count as people)
>TV above fire place and facing down at about 45 degrees
>""""brunch""""
>think Michael Jackson was white
>green you with """"How ya doin?"""
>Pay people who get paid to serve food (15% of whatever you spend and taxes on top of it)
>Groundhog Day
>Happy holidays
OP here
>inb4
b-but you post from US.
I am not americuck, just an illegal alien from El Salvador
>>75927102
>>green you with """"How ya doin?"""
What's wrong with that?
>>75927328
Really makes you think...
>>75927328
That explains why you're so jealous of our country
>>75927328
>The US SUCKS!!!!1!111!!!!1
>t. Illegal beaner who ran away from his shithole
Wherever you go, there you are.
>>75927102
>300.000
stupid europoor, its 300,000. 300.000 is 300 dollars. quit being wrong.
>>75927430
just shit-posting lad
"I'm going to illegally enter this terrible country just to talk shit about it."
I am now a #SantorumShotgun
>>75927490
thats cold, Iceland, thats...
>cold
>>75927505
True. ES can't compete against such a great country as the US of A. I admit, I am jealous, dude.
>>75927878
>Wherever you go, there you are.
Should have added that to the main post
>>75928100
>europoor
>euro
El Salvador is in Central America. Tiniest fucking country in Central America.
also, the US has got to me, it seems. My bad, dude.
>>75928996
you have to go back.
>>75927102
Cowboys tended to and herded cattle, Paco. You need to go back.
>>75927102
I bought my house through foreclosure for $66k. It's currently valued at $110k and just keeps going up. I bought it 8hrs ago but will have it paid off in the next 3. If you're a dumbass and ride it out the full 30yrs you deserve to have money taken from you.
>>75929379
Meant 8yrs ago*
>>75928217
I entered because the I am the son of a fallen soldier fighting a war in El Salvador for the USA. My uncle is in the CIA's Death Squad.
I am here for the training to kill my own people and hopefully create another civil war between Gangsters and Civilians/Guerilla. A war just like the "fallen soldier" fought for. I am not much of an illegal alien after all.
t. Illegal Alien training to join CIAs Death Squad and start racking up kills to take El Salvador to #1 candidate for "Death Capital" of the World.
>>75927102
take off that mask, anon
>>75929633
reported to the fbi
>>75929107
No.
>>75929148
Did you Google that, John?
Did you?
John?
...
>>75929379
>>75929467
Smart American. Don't let your own Govt. fuck you in the ass.
Also, if you are young and own a house = Equity (good shit)
>>75929830
You know who the FBI sends to kill someone when the SWAT can't do shit. CIA takes care of problems outside USA and FBI takes care of problems inside US of A
>>75929776
No way, Jose (pronouced:;. Hoe-Seh)
>>75929633
Does your uncle also work for Nintendo?
>>75930419
How did you know? Yes. fuck are you with the NSA. Good thing I am using GNU/Linux mein Giga (GB)
>>75929848
>>75929909
>>75930077
>>75930402
>12 posts by this ID
>>75930591
Cool beans, man.
I reply to everyone, John.
>Chillax, dude
>>75930591
How is Windows 10 and how does it feel about the NSA collecting your personal data? If you have problems, I can call pajeet to help with that, he is an online support technician.
>>75930591
How is it using an Internet browser like "Edge" that doesn't support shit?
