>You can not post if your country doesn't have castles
Post your countries castles
burger here we have White Castles mmm i love hamburgers
>>75893761
God-damn I love being American
>>75893684
>His castles don't glitter
>>75893684
Our greatest castle, here in Yidsney World.
>>75893684
>>75894028
Fucking jew central.
>>75893684
20 million visitors per year. Most visited and beloved castle on the face of the earth. America still #1.
>>75893684
you cant beat this
>>75893684
We've got crumbling castles while the future is happening here (pic related) in gigantic palaces to progress and economic dominance, some of which have stood for a hundred years.
Everything here is rotting.
I think my country will win this.
>>75895004
looks like an old shitbox compared to our awesome one at Magic Kingdom
If your favorite castle hasn't appeared in an anime then it probably doesn't deserve to still be standing today, just saying.
Please keep posting Eurobros. I love castles
>>75895558
Kill yourself faggot
Best Castle
>>75895679
he's right, you know.
>>75895380
Better?
The Winchester house is castle enough. Complete with stairs to nowhere and false doors to trick the undead.
Also these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_castles_in_the_United_States
>you can't post in this thread if great white structures and cities are now infested with inbred manlet non-whites
Zombie invasion base choice #1
>>75895703
Castle grill is second best castle
>>75895755
Kill yourself Ahmed.
It stands two kilometers away from me. It's in a FUCKING ISLAND.
>>75894487
it's good to see the navy getting in on the cuck shed trend.
>>75895004
>implying
No one can beat the Germans
>>75895894
>>75894501
Stop watching fox news
Easy thread is easy
it counts
>>75896003
forgot pic
Just for clarification estate manors are not castles, this is a estate manor
>>75895894
CANT BEAT THE FRENCH
>>75895807
St Michaels Mount? I went there for a day about 10 years ago
>>75895807
>>75895954
France has the best island fort.
In America, my home is my castle
Can't beat the French
Yall peasant should step your game up
>The Czech Republic is castle capital of the world. Over 2,000 of them are in the country today which is the highest density of castles in the world. Prague castle is also the largest castle in the world by area at over 7 hectares (18 acres).
plebs
>>75895955
>le fox news meme
>>75895807
That's not the Mont St Michel
THIS is Mont St Michel
>>75896282
>thread for posting castles
>american come and shitpost and piss everyone off
gee what a surprise
Have a castle... on a fucking bridge !
>>75895955
damn son my town on 15000 has better buildings
>>75895955
Chapultepec Castle eh? You mean the castle that we stormed and took from you spics?
All our castle's sunk into our swamps
>>75896336
There are around 50,000 in France, cuck.
Reporting in
>>75893761
White Castle = best castle
Actual real castle
>>75896863
HIGHEST
DENSITY
LARGEST
CASTLE
get rekt
>>75896289
That obnoxious stairway
>>75896292
Ugly as fuck wall
God I hate French
>>75896612
Literally no one is mad, Ahmed
Just cause you get upset doesn't mean everyone else is as sensitive as you
>>75896289
All the french castles posted here are basically just fancy houses Pierre had built to impress his boyfriend.
Try posting some that look as good that were actually used as a defensive structure before cannons were invented.
>>75896905
White power, brother
>>75896084
That was for sale for £8 million
Oh yeah and there's that
Is my castle cute?
>>75896863
There's also more than hundredfold the muslims in your shithole, fag.
>>75897140
I can't see. There's a giant gaudy glass thing in the way
>>75893684
Texas reporting in
>>75897072
We have the oldest one made of stones in Europe
Another real castle
>>75894466
beat me to it, you delicious bastard.
God Bless
>>75893684
Fuck your castles. We have skyscrapers. Skyscrapers are where it's at
>>75897140
That's a palace, not a castle.
>>75893684
High school classmate lived in this castle.
>>75894281
In America, even the castles are made of plastic.
>>75897326
Here's another real one, too bad its so boring and uninspiring
>>75897144
CUTE! :3
I live near that one.
Fun Fact: Werfolf units planned the assasination of the mayor of Aixe la Chapelle for collaboration with the Americans and 1945.
He was killed on March, 25. 1945. :-)
>>75897288
Not a castle, neither is pic related. But I think they both look cool.
Truly breath taking
Are castles one of the ultimate marks of a white country?
With the obvious exceptions of now-arab states in levant.
There are actually weird people all over the USA who have become obsessed with building castles and stone structures out in the woods. Read Stranger Than Fiction by the faggot Chuck Palahniuk, I can't seem to find pictures of these castles though.
Here is one in Central Park NY built by some colonial period arms manufacturer
>>75893684
Austria please come back and rule us, send us another Habsburg, we promise we'll do things better this time. :c
Suomenlinna fortress. Built by the Swedish. Russians used it to fight against the British and succeeded.
>>75893684
>tfw we have trump towers
>>75897359
We have a fuckton of fortress too
The most sacred castle in America
>>75894914
But in our cities whites can actually still live.
>>75896101
It's hard to beat a country that automatically surrenders.
>Local businessman wanted to build his own castle in the 1920s
>Realized he does not have the money
>Basically built a family house sized abomination
I pass it when I drive to work and i want to gnawn my eyes out every single time
One of the Chateaux built by the Rothschild
>>75897533
That is fucking retarded, sorry.
>>75897497
>too bad its so boring and uninspiring
Only because pop-culture castles are based off English castles.
>>75897575
Thats actually a really good point. This and pink nipples should settle the debate once and for all.
>>75896987
winner
Hearst Castle in California
Our kremlins barely qualify to be called castles. It's just sad really
>>75897686
Not anymore if the mexican intellectuals start melting the steel beams with jet fuel!
>>75893684
is something
bitch you thought
Castillo de Chapultepec in Mexico City
Fucking French noob castles won't last a day of siege
Most of the castles in Finland are just ruins these days from all the wars between Sweden and Russia.
Pretty much the only mostly intact castles are Hämeen linna and Olavinlinna
>>75898112
Shouldnt have destroyed Königsberg Castle
>>75898111
Whoops forgot pic
>>7589368
The castle of the one true American faith, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
>>75896818
No, that's Maximilian and Carlota castle
But it's okay, I get, my third world country has better education system than yours
>>75897497
Those are more like colonial/diaspora fortifications. Still castles, but not nearly as impressive as the European ones.
>>75898259
Mexican "castles"
>Castle
>a large building, typically of the medieval period, fortified against attack with thick walls, battlements, towers, and often a moat.
>with thick walls
>towers
>often a moat
Sorry guys, but america is about to construct the biggest castle of them all
Australia has the Macadamia Castle, all others are irrelevant.
/thread
don't stop bliebin
>>75898483
Looks comfy
Why does germany have so many castles?
At some point in time native germans were barbaric killers and then all of a sudden they said, HEY, LETS BUILD SOME MOTHAFUCKIN CASTLES.
>>75893684
I don't even know if we have any in Russia.
The closest thing to a castle I can think of is Koporye Fortress in Kingisepp.
>>75893684
We actually do have castles, but they're more for show, and less for function.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_castles_in_the_United_States
Now, if you want things that served the defensive purposes of castles, here you go:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_forts_in_the_United_States
Or if you want things that served the royalty housing purposes of castles, you can fuck right off, because monarchies are shit, and we will never have royalty here.
>>75895955
should we stop reading the BJS as well?
>tfw no irish castles ITT yet
The British kinda fucked ours up but they're still beautiful ;_;
>>75894466
>>75893761
>tfw just bought a 16 pack of the frozen ones from walmart
What's up with all these glorified mansions
post up some actual defensive structures you cucks
In Texas we got the Ayy lamo.
That's all we need.
![Christiansborg_Palace_(8132104078)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NgVanjq.jpg "Christiansborg Palace (8132104078)[1]")
>>75898704
Germany was practically divided amongst 1000s of nobles, all with their own castles. Germany was also squeezed between France, Austria, Poland and Russia
>>75894787
Drop a brick on a sig ep dick
Castle of Drottningholm
>>75898704
a lotta small governments (lehen system) and some wars between these micro-states.
are you even TRYING, Europe?
>>75898341
>mtw Marienburg is the last great Prussian castle
>>75898976
Front side
>>75897828
>Not White Castle
Apply yourself, commie
>>75898472
>HURR DURR AMERICAN EDUCATION LOL
My school system doesn't waste time teaching us about Mexican castles you revolting spic. Notice how this chart doesn't even have Mexico on it? Perhaps because you're so laughably far behind the rest of the world in everything and you've been relegated to manufacturing our cheap shit. Well that's about to change too Pablo. You cunts are going to be losing drugs AND manufacturing, your only two industries. Rough times await you Paco, and I'll be laughing away behind the safety of my wall.
>>75898832
France has no defensive castles, that's why.
does this count?
>>75893684
>You can not post if your country doesn't have castles
>implying
>>75898976
Is that where you house Somalis?
>>75893684
Canadian castle
Hatley Castle
>>75899006
thats just a fancy house
>>75898704
>and then all of a sudden
Charlemagne.
Also dropping by for a few fun facts:
>Most castles per square mile
Belgium
>Most castles per capita
Czech Republic
>Oldest castle still in use
England
>Biggest castle
Czech Republic
>>75899080
The US does better in your """""chart""""" than Norway. What sort of meme is this?
I think i just found the cutest little castle :3
>>75899140
that explains some things
>>75899251
WHY IS NOBODY COUNTING WHITE CASTLE????
>>75898714
>>75898112
What about this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivangorod_Fortress
>>75895004
France never wins anything.Raise your white flag.
>>75899251
>castle still in use
For what?
Surely not defense?
>>75899355
as in: occupied
>>75898577
I guess that's all you need when at war against Emus.
Rate desu
>>75899163
No. This is the castle where our king lives, so no somalis here.
>>75899032
White Castle sucks its all about the Burger King
>>75898832
>What's up with all these glorified mansions
This, every time there's a castle thread some 70% of them are palaces.
>>75899251
Actually apparently Guinnes Book states that we have most castles per square mile as well.
>>75899227
Funny, that fancy house is bigger than your potato castle
My country was founded after castles were already obsolete technology. We do have a couple of castles anyway. Fuck the USA.
>>75899140
You wish
>>75893684
Castelo de Bragança
>>75899257
Well, it's not a very good chart. The metrics aren't very well-defined and apparently only include math and science scores. Sure, math and science are really important but they're not the only aspects of education.
>>75899418
I didn't know BK was desperate enough to hire shills. Nobody could unironically think this. BK is the worst burger a man can eat.
>$0.05 has been deposited in your PayPal account.
>>75899207
Average Canadian house
>>75899507
I agree, ones a house, the other a castle.
Castelo de Almourol
>request to post pics of castles
>continentals post pics of châteaus, stately homes and weird shit with mock-Tudor extensions.
This is why the EU was doomed from the start. Eurowogs just can't follow simple instructions.
>>75899546
Butt hurt Clown Klan detected
>his capitol city isnt basically just the outer wall of a castle
>he calls himself a country
>every day thy fire the one o'clock gun
>shit myself daily cause I forget about it
oh you cheeky bois
How can other European countries even compete with this powerhouse we have in Brussels?
>britbongs just jelly cause they don't have fancy EU building
Moszna castle, Poland
>>75897330
Kek
And Castelo de Guimarães where the begginning of my country started.
>>75899452
Really? Google was lying to me then. Neat.
Alright, you fuckers, does this one count? It's in Baltimore.
>>75893684
Renaissance star forts>>>castles
And yes we have both
>>75899257
>>75898472
True, Aussie, it may be inaccurate. I found a better one though, and this time, Mexico's embarrassing score is included. Once you control for niggers, the US is well above the OECD average. Take away every inner city nighole and we'd be ahead of plenty of more nations.
You see that score all the way on the end your filthy spic rat? Remember that next time you use the "Murican education" argument.
>>75899782
Stop stealing our buildings EU
>>75899685
>That horrible ratio from defensive structure to habitable area
Dude, there is like one tower that fits in there maybe.
>>75899747
>city literally founded as a fortification against the Swedes and pirates
>>75899702
I don't like McDonald's either. Face it, BK sucks.
>>75899794
found out about this motherfucker on a history show. Impressive stuff
>>75899935
no
Almodovar's castle in cordoba
>>75899685
>Had two massive castles few minuts from my town
>After they became obsolote and were abandoned they were taken apart by locals and used as a source of construction material
>virtually nothing is left of them
>>75899987
That hut looks cozy as fuck
Based American Castle putting all of Europe to shame!
. How can EU even compete!?
>inb4 what did he mean by this?
>>75893684
Forgot one....
Worked as a security guard in this castle for a few years.
It was weird to be alone in it at night , although I felt like I wasn't really alone. Spooky shit.
>>75899782
Kek, Germany decides EU policy, Brussel is just their backyard. Also, you call a 70% foreign city a powerhouse?
Loarre's castle in Huesca
there is also tons of small castle ruins in the northern Aragon
I actually really like the idea of the Chinese Tulou homes. Basically just building your villages as fortified structures to defend against raiders and violent neighbors.
>>75900176
Shit . . .that sucks.
>>75899140
They had even better thing - The Maginot Line, but Hitler outsmarted them.
>>75900149
Why not?
largest castle in the world by surface area
this is just sad
this is our second best castle
but hey, is something
dumping castles
>>75900233
really makes you think
>>75894907
This is the real life castle that
>>75894281
this is based on
>>75900176
Fucking Slavshits
>>75893684
move aside plebs
>>75896901
TELL HIM HE'S DREAMING
>>75900340
>>75900463
Its ok famalams
I still have two intact ones (one of them pretty huge) in the 10 minute drive radius
LARGEST NUMBER OF CASTLES PER SQUARE MILE
such is life in country with history
>>75900380
cause we dont know what it is. Whats the score man?
>>75900176
thats awful mate
Greatest Roman Castle in all of Christendom. Based Caesar lived here...
North Carolina reporting.
>>75895873
No lie, I'm jelly. That's awesome.
>>75900576
Feels good senpai. You will need them once Muhammad jihads into your area
>>75899662
This is how castles are supposed to look like. Imposing and mean, not like Barbie houses.
>>75900408
The Bodiam is my favourite, truly a fortification to behold.
>>75893684
This is a castle a few miles from me.
Started in the 11th Century but expanded upon since.
>>75894227
more like spic central José
>>75895773
Been there. More like a mansion, not defendable save for in the interior
>>75900587
totally a castle
>>75900587
Anarchocapitalist's dream.
>>75893684
Does it have to be constructed by us or can we just use the ones we took?
:)
>>75896863
You idiots don't even know the difference between a castle and a big house.
>>75898714
>>75898112
goddamnit fellow rusfags, we have Izborsk, Koporye, Ivangorod, Pskov kremlin, Moscow kremlin and shiet. And basically every fortified monastery is technically a castle. Here is fucking
One of the most beautiful castle in Europe
>>75900656
It's what happens when frequent civil wars and wars in general happen a lot. A lot of nobles die, lot of them are on the loosing side and so on, leaving plenty of castles abandoned. Some have been abandoned since 13th century so obviously they did not last intact to this day.
>>75896281
>>What is Gibraltar?
Why not build on it now?
>>75895873
WOULD LIBERATE
... Lol at Europe being proud of inactive ruin castles!
We have real knights in our castles!
>>75895894
Neus is a great sight indeed.
>>75901049
Really makes you think...
>>75895894
Germans have good castles but shit chateaus
>>75895954
I visited here a few years ago with a friend it was awesome
>>75897454
reminder
Florida reporting in
>TWO ROCKS
>AND A WALL
>>75899546
>hates whoppers
>calls himself american
>>75901163
Make Czech Republic Great Again.
>>75900596
The score? I don't know what you mean by that. Here. Check this out. I'm not saying the US has a boatload of castles. I'm just wondering if this place in Baltimore counts. It's pretty, no? I've never been there. I just feel like I don't want to be excluded from this thread, because my country is not old.
http://www.biltmore.com/
>>75898292
'T steen? Really? It's small as fuck.
Built by the venetians. Taken by turkroaches in less than a week. :^(
>>75901049
They have tanks stored in my local castle, just in case the scotch bastards attack again.
>>75901331
not a castle, it is a pretty building though
>>75899024
Imagine defending this thing
>They've gone through the windows
Reporting in.
>>75901237
Oh fuck off. Whoppers suck. You live in the US, and that's the burger you choose? There are thousands of places that have better burgers than a Whopper. Burger capital of the world, and you choose Whopper.. For shame.
>>75895004
> France
> Winning
Choose one
If anything, you'd surrender before it got heated.
May or may not still exist
Pfft my Minecraft castle is way better than all these fag boxes. Nice try, Europe.
>>75896907
>>75897072
>>75897318
>>75897326
>>75898483
>>75899538
>>75899662
>>75899918
>>75900172
>>75900966
>>75901681
These are real castles that wouldn't fall apart like sandcastles at the first hit from a catapult or trébuchet. Everything else is Barbie-tier.
>>75899918
You let Finland conquer your castle?
>>75901726
But dude, you have castles, you just took them from Spain fair and square after the Spanish American War
>>75901681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE7aGVSpjfo
As of October 2015
Probably worse now
Even our castles are niggers over here
Hammond Castle in Massachusetts.
We stole this one from the Teutons. lol
>>75901872
They have no idea
>>75901331
whats the score as in whats the deal. Tell us about it and why you think it belongs here
>>75901135
>mfw Albania is more literate than Alberto Barbosa
>>75896516
they're twin monasteries you uneducated buffoon. they're both dedicated to st. Michael and were the same order. albeit the one in France is far nicer.
>>75894487
>naval cuckold she'd
So is that towed behind the big black cruiser or do they just swing by and let you out once they've finished the fight?
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/take-back-our-cities
Hell yeah niggers
>>75901979
Interior shot of the Great Hall
we have here castle because of the Crusaders.
>>75893684
Fuck you you fucking foreign nigger!
Here in America we don't bow down to some fucking pompous royal bastards
No titles of nobility here bitches!
>>75893684
K
Nesvizh castle
>>75901872
Those are ours ,faggot.
Fucking turkroaches destroyed all our fortresses so we couldn't barricade in them when we uprise. There are mostly ruins left of our medieval castles
>>75901635
Bk is still better then white castle
>>75894487
>Sweden robbed of all castles
>>75902156
The enclosed courtyard.
Fun fact, it had climate controls that allowed it to rain if Hammond wanted it to. He could also drain the pool and flood it with sea water or fresh water.
>>75902057
That's a great one, apparently from California.
>>75901237
>Whoppers
>Burgers
Pick one you, hurry before the congestive heart failure hits you, you lard.
>>75902095
>You uneducated buffoon
God damn I love this insult.
>>75893684
>tfw i will never live in a modernised castle
>>75895955
Which cartel Jefe lives there?
>>75902410
Pinko
>>75893684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUTnBMfsKfM
>>75897386
Dude, fuck that guy!
>>75902075
>>75901135
>2011
top reading skills
>>75902284
>Commonwealth Territory
>Part of the United States
>What is the Jone's Act
>We were only independent for a day when America had to deal with the aftermath of te Spanish American War
>Is part of the US National Parks Services
>Run AND maintained by them
>ours
It was never ours m8.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_castles_in_Canada
I'm actually really surprised we have this many
>>75902359
If a roach can destroy your castles that means you are shit at building castles
>>75902613
>Part of the United States
>>75902067
Well, because it's huge. It kinda looks like a castle. It's pretty old. I mean, it was not built in the 1500's, but old. Really I'm just fighting for my country. I love my country.
>>75899538
Reminds me of the Bastille from AC
>>75902580
It still was 95% in 2015 kek
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/fields/2103.html
>>75899794
Moszna Castle?!
MOSZNA AHHAHAEHAHAHAHAHA
>>75893684
:^) We got Castle Loma, Muhammad.
>>75901925
Thanks. I feel like this is the best tour I will ever see of it.
>>75901135
ALBERTO BARBOSSA THE MEMES ARE REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>75897330
You can't beat us america senpai
Pamonha little castle forever
Also,Germany wins this thread
>>75902848
A castle must include defensive fortifications. The Biltmore is just a giant fag house.
>>75902825
>Being a filthy independista
Off yourself. We were conquered, cucked by Spain since they didn't resupply us, US Navy came and BTFO'D the shit out of us with WWI texh while we were stuck with cannons from the 1800s. We will remain as part of the United States either as a commonwealth or as a state unless we actually vote for independence.
>>75899757
>tfw Norn Irish
>tfw heard a few bombs in my short life
>visit Scotland with the senpai
>one o'clock gun goes off
>first reaction is for my brother to ask "who do ye reckon it was?" referring to the paras
I didn't see it posted itt, but there is one castle I find hauntingly beautiful. I'm not sure what its called, but I think it might have been German. It was really dark and I guess spiky. Like the kind of castle you'd see in a horror movie. It had like thin, sort of cone shaped towers. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
Sorry if its vague, I don't know shit about castles.
>>75902953
90+ year old ladies shouldn't really count for the statistics
>>75903094
Does having an aircraft carrier parked behind it help? Like a carrier without a ramp?
>>75903223
What do its surroundings look like? Cliffs, pastures, mountains, forest?
>>75902848
ah. Well no. Although its good you love your country. I love your country but your govt is gay, like mine
>>75903193
cheeky rascals
>>75903154
I'm a actually a "Estadista". But no one, not even ourselves see us as part of the USA. We're only US Citezens and that's it. They don't want anything to do with us and i dont blame them for that. I believe we deserve better. But obviously the USA has always had a hard on for those commie fucks, Cuba.
>>75903443
I saw a list of top ten castles written by an American journalist which had two American aircraft carriers on the list lol
Fucking pathetic
>>75894028 0/20
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>>75893684
Hue castle
>>75903223
More details would be useful, but I guess it's Occitan, they built most defensive-like castles
posting an Armenian castle next to Syria because the Turks sure as fuck won't
>>75903444
If I recall correctly, it was on a cliff.
>>75903072
Pamonha castle best castle
Whats the castle iron maiden sang about? Some crusader castle in the middle east that was the location of a huge battle, maybe began with m?
>>75903834
Autism/20
>>75903978
Château de Queribus maybe?
never forget Forte de Almeida
>>75903678
You could thank the leftists for that. All in all, heritage wise, it is ours. In terms of property and maitenance, the Feds own it.
![Copenhagen_1093[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2FElS1W.jpg "Copenhagen 1093[1]")
![burnratty-castle[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vOKVOLv.jpg "burnratty-castle[1]")
![loughcutra[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vqxVDLE.jpg "loughcutra[1]")
![Tianluokeng-Tulou-Cluster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Db4UPqV.jpg "Tianluokeng-Tulou-Cluster[1]")
