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how many days will it take this idiot to get killed (Jeep)
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>>75891319


here's this idiots route
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>>75891391
You can't drive through some of these borders. Especially Algeria to Morocco. Unless you have good been men's approval and probably security.
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>>75891670
Governments approval*
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>>75891319

I'd give him til he gets to the Congo. That's warlord turf afaik.
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>>75891919
Sudan, congo, west africa is where im expecting his Jeep to get stolen
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>>75891391
If that's the route as soon as he starts hitting West Africa his chances of death begin to skyrocket. From Senegal south is just a deathtrap, especially for white people who are wealthy and naive enough to tour through those areas without armed guards looking for "adventure and diversity".
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That's a nice setup. If he has the money to deck it out with cool stuff and to ship it to Africa, I hope he has extra money for security (guards). No doubt he will be targeted by criminals/rebels/insurgents throughout his travels there.
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>>75891319

This is what happens in a best case scenario, meaning you know how to handle the situation.

http://www.expeditionportal.com/forum/threads/50799-Democratic-Republic-of-Congo-Lubumbashi-to-Kinshasa/page3
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>>75891319
He picked the wrong make of vehicle, that's for sure. Probably not much for spare parts on the entire continent.

You may be interested in this, it's lengthy but a fantastic read:
http://www.expeditionportal.com/forum/threads/50799-Democratic-Republic-of-Congo-Lubumbashi-to-Kinshasa
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should be more like this
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>>75893204
no, like this
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Looks like he forgot to include the top mount Browning .50. Hope he likes getting run off the road and raped in Liberia.
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>>75891391
>going to fucking sudan
why the white people risk ending up as the slave of Sultan Jamal-Abdin-rashallah?
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>>75891319

He'll be fine,

the Africans will cower at the sight of his vehicle which to them will be some kind of roaring mechanical lion.
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should we make a petition for Lil Wayne to visit Liberia?
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>>75891391
>Libya
>Sudan
>Liberia
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>>75893654
No, they'll prey upon him at every chance in an attempt to get handouts. They often deliberately damage the roads so people get stuck and they can charge them exorbitant fees to help.

See >>75893168
>>75893059
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>>75891319
>http://imgur.com/a/OLK3o
>spent tons only to blow up an engine
>spent even more for a fancy water system
>no spare tire
yeah this guy is dead already
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>>75893886
He built the water system and has a spare tire as well as an extra fuel tank.

>>75893059
How far into this do I have to read before shit hits the fan?
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>>75893886
Man, he must have dropped 80k making an overland truck that's not as capable as a Toyota from 40 years ago.
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A bunch of people on /trv/ have done similar trips, with proven pics and everything. They've all been fine. Not Lybia and Algeria though, those borders are near impossible.
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>>75891319
I really don't think this dipshit knows what he is in for
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>>75892959
He had exactly enough money to mod his jeep and ship it. The dumbass paid someone to squeeze a giant diesel engine in there, replacing the gas engine. Of course the hoses were all fucked from the lack of space. It melted in 10 seconds. Now he's funding the rest on his credit cards.
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>>75891670
I wish I had Good Ben's Men's approval.
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>>75894434
Shame, africa's no place for unproven toys like that.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/DIY/comments/4m7do7/i_built_my_jeep_into_a_house_on_wheels_to_live_in/

The thread if anyone's interested. This guy is nuts.
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>>75891391
Man some of these countries I've never heard of

>He's skipping Somalia

Way to puss out
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>>75894549
My thoughts exactly. Dropping a larger engine into a vehicle is something an expert does for fun in his spare time, not something you pay through the nose for a shop to do. The fact that the shop didn't honor a warranty means they told him upfront that it was stupid and they weren't going to be responsible for the result.
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>>75891391
How stupid must you be
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>>75891391

> skips somalia completely
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>>75891319

Is America really that dangerous?
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>>75894670
Haha even reddit is doing their best to redpill this guy.
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>>75891319
If he tries to follow through with his planned route, at some point we will never hear from him again.
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>>75891670

>good been men's approval

Who are?
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>>75891391
my aunt did the same with a friend of hers, they were fine.

Stop the fearmongering already.
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>>75894670
>his retarded swap doesn't work
>buys an entirely new Jeep
He isn't even going to need the Africans to kill him.
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>>75891391
>fucking Sudan
>Libya
>southern Egypt
>Liberia


JUST
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>>75895064
What's /out/ or /trv/s thoughts?
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>>75891670
How do one go about getting good been men's approval?
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He's literally going to be having a tracker up showing where he is. Someone is going to rob/murder him and take the jeep to resell
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>>75891391
I hope he's not doing this for "muh diversity" you'd think this guy would at least make a place to store some guns

Seriously unless this is one of the leftist faggots that thinks he doesn't need guns, everyone knows Africa has dangerous wildlife(not just niggers)

He's going to get killed, poor guy, he could do the same shit in Australia and it would be safer

What sucks is that jeep is going to get raided by a band of niggers and destroyed, feels bad
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>>75891391
>Staying out of Somalia

What a pussy
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>>75895064
He's a little nuts, but mainly because he bought the wrong vehicle for the trip and is pouring huge amounts of cash into it to try to make it work. He seems to know that a 70/80 series toyota land cruiser is what he needs an foolishly think that putting a diesel in a jeep and gutting the interior is the same thing.
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>>75895236
>muh guns

yeah, try sneaking weapons through the border in Africa. You'll be shot on the spot, idiot
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>>75891391
I want you guys to understand just how large Africa is and how long this will take
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>>75893451
No, like this
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kek, all those americans in this thread, nice to know how you view the world xD
He will be mostly fine.
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>>75894670

>BANDANA
>NECKLACE PENDANT
>HIPSTER FAGGOT BEARD

reading his build log on the imgur link, this kid is clearly a trust fund hipster faggot kid

someone find his old myspace page i GUARANTEE he had emo/scene hair then
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he isn't nuts. he's probably just gullible and thinks that no one will attempt to steal his shit. he's a typical bluepilled white traveler.

>itt people who have never traveled
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>>75895353
>implying sneaking
, you're telling me there isn't a way he can get them there legally?
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>>75895389
so?
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>>75895083
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>>75894797
Doing a cursory google search there's actually a large number of diesel conversions for the Wrangler. So not only did he try and swap the engine he tried to swap in an engine that no one makes a kit for. This guy is just too dumb to live.
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>>75895521
He's gonna die
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>>75895389
>what is mercator map

retard. Get off /pol/ and get some fresh air
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>>75894670
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Two brand spanking new Jeeps and one failed mod project plus years of travel with no income? It's not hard to arrive at the blindingly obvious conclusion.

Even reddit figured out that he's a trustafarian lolozlzozl
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>>75895037

Why, you sign up and become one of Uncle Ben's Few Good Men.

He is a serious player in Africa and he got his finger in every pie on the continent.
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>>75893204
There was actually a Polish guy from /trv/ that biked from Finmark in the very north of Europe all the way down to South Africa.
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>>75891319

That looks comfy as fuck.

I hope the african warlord that will end up getting the jeep make good use of it.
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>>75895353
You act like Africa has rigorous border control when it's a big joke. Not to mention you just need cash to smuggle anything past anyone there.
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> pussy whites cucks are scared of Africa
> the route is in fact safe

Africa is not as bad as the media portrays (e.g the "war torn Africa" stereotype).
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>>75895652
Africa is 20% of the Earth. It's huge, what is your point?
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>>75891319
there is a guy on jewtube that overlands across apefrica all the time and he doesn't afraid of anything
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>>75895783
They have worse than rigorous borders, they have corrupt officials.
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God. This is some of the dumbest shit i've seen in a while.
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>>75891708
>good been men = government

Nigga wtf have you been smoking
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>>75895939
Sporadic, they can't stop shit. And you seem to agree that all he'd need was cash to get through.
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>>75891319

Also, six days and he dies
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>>75895783
His engine fiasco already drained his funds. I don't think the border guards take american express.
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>>75891391
>somalia gets no love
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>>75891391
> dodging Somalia

PUSSY
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>>75895404

This lol. The most paranoid people on the planet. You really are fucked up in the head America for fuck sake. Get you shit together fucking pussies, the world will not eat you, god damn rednecks.
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>>75893514
Sounds like the type that would say it wasn't the rapists fault who tore out his asshole and he required 500 stitches.
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>>75893168
Agreed. Landcruiser far superior choice
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>>75895508
No way to get them there legally, dude. Seriously, have you ever left your country? You can get guns in Africa, sure, in the black market. But do you think they'll let some random white-boy tourist walk in with a gun? Hell no.
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>>75891391
He will make it as far as Sudan if he goes east, if he goes west Liberia.
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>>75891391
>ethiopia
>uganda
>mozambique
>zimbabwe
>south africa
>democratic republiuc of the congo

Absolutely fucked, no chance of survival.
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>>75891319
Where are his guns ?
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>>75895652
His image seems to agree pretty well with the numerical land area of Africa and those countries.
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>>75895404

>mostly fine
>mostly
>Dead
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>>75891919
Retard won't make it that far. Chinese who go there have warlord security entourages.
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people have done this before and not died, although all of them have had close calls.

I'd say he's got a coin flip's cance of dying
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>>75893886
>not a land cruiser or 4runner
Jeepfags are the plebest of plebs. I own an 05 4runner that has better offroading capabilities than pretty much all my friends faggoty jeeps. Except for maybe a few fans that got Rubicon and dropped 10 k into it. Mine is stock aside from a 2.5" leveling kit and an adjustment to the air ride. I fucking hate Jeepfags.
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>>75895394
No like this.
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>>75896046

He's a trust fund kid with money

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Two brand spanking new Jeeps and one failed mod project plus years of travel with no income? It's not hard to arrive at the blindingly obvious conclusion.
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>>75895828
Reconsider your statement after factoring in the brand new vehicle and obviously retarded white guy driving it.
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this will be his next trip
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>>75895828
Anything with niggers are dangerous
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>>75893886
oh wow no tire. I take back what I said.
>>75896484
I think it had a lot to do with excess part supply after the war was over. I happen to like jeeps even though they survived purely on military subsidies. but yeah they break down on california roads, let alone african ones, lol
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>>75896027
Mobilefaggot detected
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>>75896779
Amen, imagine him driving around detroit and sleeping in the car at night, nope, not safe. Imagine doing the same in any black ghetto in the US, nope not safe.
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>>75891319
>>75891391
He will get fucking slaughtered in a bunch of those countries.
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>>75891391
Headless meat in a ditch or meatless head on a stick?

Decisions, decisions.
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i hope he livestreams this

i want to see chief obongo and his crew rushing up to him
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>>75891391
He'll be fine, he avoided leaving the coast for most of it, which are industrialised city areas for the most part with police/ military. The countries where he is leaving the coast are all relatively developed.

Driving through the center of Congo for example would be risky but his route seems pretty safe. Don't forget he'll be in his vehicle most of the time so a) people aren't gonna notice who he is/ he's white b) he has speed on his side even if he does encounter some idiots.
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>>75891319
What a fucking idiot. He's going to get gunned down by niggers.
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Even assuming he doesn't get raped/murdered/carjacked as some of the yuropoors are suggesting, what about the wildlife and disease?
Has he planned for malaria or other mosquito borne diseases?
What about sand flies that also carry disease?
Does he plan to eat bushmeat where he could get Ebola or other diseases?
Can he seal his Jeep such that scorpions or snakes don't sneak in at night?
The list goes on. Even if every person in Africa was peaceful there's a lot of wildlife that can fuck you up
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>>75894434
Non-car guy here, what's the point of a larger engine? More vroom for his ego?
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>>75895828
You're underestimating the amount of trouble a rich stupid hipster can find himself in. Yeah a reasonably prudent person might be able to drive that route without issue, this fucker is driving around in a flashy new vehicle and is intending to spend most of his nights camping alone. I've seen hipsters try to go into bad neighborhoods in the U.S. and get beat up, they're fucking children and this guy will constantly be giving off the wrong signals to the wrong people.

Here's a quick read that I think will give you an idea of how this guy will act and how he'll expect others to act.

http://www.nononsenseselfdefense.com/HighriskbehaviorRome.htm
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>>75897199
>camping in Africa
Head on a stick, it is.
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>>75895404
>Nice to know how you view Africa.

Fixed that for you asshole.
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>>75893654
had a hearty kek off this thanks anon
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>>75897199
>he has speed on his side even if he does encounter some idiots
he won't have very much speed when his jeep gets stuck in the notoriously shitty roads of the Congo
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>>75891391
We should crowd-fund a satellite internet connection and a streaming rig for him. His doom must be witnessed!
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>>75895404
Mostly decapitated.

>new jeep
>kitted out
>skinny white liberal driving, and camping, alone

I'd say this is suicide.
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>>75898014

pref. a 360 camera
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>>75898014
>emergency armed drone deployment drum
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>>75897636
He wanted a diesel burning engine as opposed to a petrol burning engine. A diesel engine has superior fuel mileage and low-end torque, both things important when you're traversing "roads" that barely exist.
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>>75891391
Let's see...
>Western Sahara
>Every single Ebola hotspot
>Nigeria
>both Congos
>fuck, that's a lot of time in Angola
>Namibian desert because meme animals
>oh god why did you go anywhere but Cape Town
>FUCKING BOTSWANA, YOU COULD HAVE SKIPPED IT
>Zimbabwe pic related
>wait no go back to the coast
>fuck
>Malawi? really?
>more meme animals in Tanzania
>WHO EVEN GOES TO UGANDA
>kenya is meme animal central
>Ethiopia
and then the rest is just
>WE CAN'T STOP HERE, THIS IS MUSLIM COUNTRY

fucking kek
there's no way he survives this shit unscathed
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...wait.

...someone send this intel to Africa.

Don't care who, word of an easy mark gets around fast.
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>>75898293
Refueling at pumps that have been huffed empty.
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>>75898370

I will contact general blackface for you, he and I share a very good connection.
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>>75893168
Holy shit, Africa is an uncivilized disaster.
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>>75898512
DON'T SLEEP ON THE ROAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg
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>>75893059
>>75893168
>A father approached us with a kid. The kid instantly started crying when he saw us. The father told us the kid had never seen a white person before. A few more kids were brought in to have them see the great mystery of white skin.
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>>75898014
oh God yes this. We must
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>>75898370
I just sent an email with his plans to [email protected].

In all serious though, someone should place a payphone call to the border of every country he's about to pass through and warn them of a known terrorist matching his description in the area.
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>>75891319
I've traveled from the South Africa to the Morocco by foot. AMA.

OP is full of shit, the farthest where he traveled from his basement was probably the Walmart down the street. Africa isn't dangerous. I had only one unpleasant event during whole trip - some bum wanted to steal my backpack when I left it in my tent.
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>>75898949

proof
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>>75898949
Well if you wore that disguise of course you were safe
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>>75899045
Lot's of photos, but I'd like to keep them private, not to share them on "anonymous" board.
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>>75898944
Drug smuggler. He hides the drugs in his tires and deep, deep in his ass. Emphasise the deep.
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>>75898949
5,000 miles by foot, through mud, jungle, and desert.

How did you enjoy spending five years making that journey?
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>>75898949
>pasty white slav
>through African jungle
>on foot
>im full of shit AMA

nice one
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>>75893168
>The story starts in Pionee... No, that's not true, it actually starts 2 years earlier, but I will come back to that later. So for now let's start this story at in Pioneer campsite just outside Lusaka where we treat ourselves on some home made French fries (but as you all know, French fries have got nothing to do with France, as they have been invented by the Belgians!)

fuck i cant do this
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>>75898949
this, all the pussies itt are pathetic, do you think is the first white guy ever who will travel across Africa?
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>>75899528
>nu-males getting buttfucked in africa: the livejournal
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>>75898313
>>and then the rest is just
>>WE CAN'T STOP HERE, THIS IS MUSLIM COUNTRY
10/10
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>>75899646
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>>75899646

:^)
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>>75899719
>500 EUR on whole trip
paying people not to mug you im guessing.
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>>75899646

:^))))
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>>75899827
>nigs can't even tie their shoe laces

kek
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>>75899646

:^))
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>>75899827
BBBEEEP
BBBEEEP
> Out of the way guys, I have a timetable to keep!
BBBEEEP
> Oh, come ON guys! Me American me go Sudan border before dark-dark!
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Official theme song for this awesome trip!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZY5DBmgC_A
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>>75899646

;^))
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>>75897199

>In 2 years and 20,000 miles on shitty roads, his Jeep (kek) will never have maintenance issues
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>>75899646

:^^)
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>>75895394

>it's a bristleback user
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>>75900253
big kek
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this is what happens on his route

why is this idiot going through Libya

literally will be driving through ISIS held territory on the coast
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>>75891391
This tard knows Libya is ISIS controlled territory right?
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>>75899646

ok i dont have anymore family photos
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>>75899646
The only problem I see is his car, it's just too new and flashy, he should have chosen some 4x4 that is common in Africa like a Land Rover or a Toyota Landcruiser.

>>75899827
>>75899979
>>75900063
>>75900220
>>75900320
>>75900468
>>75900692
the only problematic areas right now that I would avoid are Lybia, Liberia, Sierra Leone.
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>>75898949
>Africa isn't dangerous
>my (fake) anecdotal evidence proves it
>trust me, I'm polish
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Isn't there a large ISIS presence in Libya these days?
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>>75901022

yes, thank shillary for her foreign """"""policy"""""

watch 13 hours, bretty good movie
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>>75901022
>Isn't there a large ISIS presence in Libya

Isn't there a large presence of danger in all of Africa
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RIP
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>>75896617
>implying this won't be his next trip when his truck breaks down in the Congo.
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>>75901162

>$.05 has been deposited into your account
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>>75901162
t. Muhammad
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>>75891391
whats this country called?
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>>75901524
Niger, named for the Niger river. Not to be confused with Nigeria, named also for the Niger river.
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>>75901524
Dindu
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>>75901292
>>75901310
omg that makes you butthurt well sorry guys but the place isn't paradise, im sorry to bare the bad news but its a hole also where can i actually get money to spew positive shit for Hillary?
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>pube bearded nu-male
>white
>"refitted" a shiny new Jeep with cabinets that would make Ikea look like military grade quality
>no guns
>alone
>SHINY NEW JEEP
>A F R I C A

This will please Kek
>goes to all the worst places in Africa
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>>75898949
you used to be able to do this shit up until the late nineties, walk around africa without guaranteed death, but now africa is a different place, more anti white than ever. I live in a good part of town and still hear gunshots and women getting abducted in the streets, you will literally get fucking eaten if you walked through a village at night in most parts of africa.
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>>75900692
kek even the drivers scared
>idk who this nigger is or what he wants he just jumped on the back of my bike and started shouting
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>>75901861

No, but you avoided his question and didn't answer it. Why would you even do that? Everyone knows Africa is dangerous, it's full of fucking NIGGERS. He was asking a specific question about ISIS. It's like if I asked if it is every sunny in England, and you said "it rains a lot". Worthless.
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Where the fuck is he supposed to get gas?
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The more I read the reddit thread, the more clear it is that this is a trustafarian's scheme to get his book published.

All in all, it feels more like an ad for the YouTube channel and blog that he's hoping end up paying for his trip around Africa. The whole " I was working in an office and I decided to save money and now I can take a couple years off and drive a Jeep around Africa...
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>>75902140

No shit, it's a publicity stunt. If it weren't, he wouldn't be advertising it so heavily.
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>>75891391
This narcissistic asshole will get the fate he deserves.
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>>75891319
>http://imgur.com/a/OLK3o

>"I have a plan to make a lot of interior living space, so the stock roll bar has to move. I was too timid to cut it myself, so that's my buddy who was all too happy to cut up my Jeep"
>"TOO TIMID"

yeah he is dead boys. Probably won't make it out of the desert.
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>>75900785
with a land cruiser he would blend right in out there, but of course this faggot gets a shitty jeep with faggot stickers all over it. 'the road chose me'. really hope he gets killed for this.
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>>75897636
Wider availability of fuel. Diesel.
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These are the only real danger areas.
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>>75902074
>but you avoided his question and didn't answer it. Why would you even do that?
>in 4chan
>a question that wasn't directed at you and states the obvious anyway
>why would you have a laugh on 4chan
>why?


also another note

>It's like if I asked if it is every sunny in England, and you said "it rains a lot".

why would you ask that of course someone is gonna laugh in your face fucking American twat.

>Worthless.

ooooOOOOOooooohhh how will i ever recover from that.

seriously keyboard warrior its time to stop posting.
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>>75902623

Forgot Lagos
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>>75893845
Sudan I don't think is too bad, mostly arabish. The other two will kill this fuckstain though
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>>75902501
It's painfully obvious he has nowhere near the mechanical knowledge to keep his shitty jeep running in the middle of Africa. That might actually be his saving grace when he breaks down in Morocco and has to go home.
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>>75901935

where in SA do you live?
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>>75903067
johannesburg
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>>75902955

Bet he just drives around one safe part of north africa, takes lots of photos, GPS spoofs his iphone to make it seem like he's doing a round trip.
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>>75894066
Well if he blows a tire he'll have enough gas to get nowhere with time to spare
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>>75897199
>he has speed on his side even if he does encounter some idiots.

Jeeps are faster than bullets?
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/pol/ sounds like a bunch of scared girls
where is your sense for adventure?
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>>75891391
>>75891670

This. That's a very dangerous route. He'd need the approval and protection of at least 20 good men.
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>>75896617
overlooked post
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>>75902623
Western Sahara is not really dangerous, but very difficult to get in. Mauritania is practically a desert, he will be lucky if he would see some people at all.
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>>75894931
no hes going to road trip across africa.
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>>75897199
>He'll be fine, he avoided leaving the coast

if he doesn't avoid the coast in his libya route he'll get beheaded by isis
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>>75903165

yeesh. and have you always lived there? are you white? how dangerous is your neighborhood?
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>>75895031
likely gonna be in lybia.
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>>75902623
Fixed it for you.
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>>75903165

FUCKING PRAWNS
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>>75901524

It's pronounced "knee-jer"
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>>75903630
I used to live in Senegal, heard my fair share of stories about Mauritanians.
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>>75891319
>>75891391
HAHAHAH they're gonna turn that thing into a technical and rape and loot him
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>>75903300

I got dub dubs of truth btw
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This is what happens when people believe race is a social construct.
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> Everybody look left
> Everybody look right
> Everybody look who's
> Driving with the spotlights
> Let every bandit go for broke and sing
> Let's strip his Jeep and sell the parts for bling
> It's gonna be this white boy's final fling
> Oh I just got raped by the king
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>>75896296
nah isis/al qeada/ insert terrosrits here, in lybia will behead him on camera first.
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Quick question.
This is his dream and "worth going into debt for" but what is he doing thats productive? How is he making money? Does he have a job?
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>>75904028
Hahahah holly shit this guy
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>>75895389
This is a lie. This is how big Africa really is.
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>>75903701
yeah most of my life, Im white. we all have 8 foot high walls, electric fences, dogs, many keep guns, all out of fear of the nigs doing a hit on us which has happened to most of my firends. there was a shootout up the road from me a few months ago. many black women get assaulted on the street outside, my how they scream. and this is the nice part of town.
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He'll be dead by the time he reaches Angola
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>>75891391
Once he makes it past the Sudan he's pretty ok for a while.
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>>75891319
I wonder how much it cost to buy that jeep and mod it. It looks crazy expensive. There must be cheaper ways to travel.
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>>75904028

Also: he's able to afford multiple jeeps, shipping the jeep to africa, all this shit done without working at his job to promote the shit book he's writing... but he can't afford a basic satellite phone with data connection?

BULL FUCKING SHIT.

trustafarian scum is going to use the "i only use wifi at internet cafes" line to excuse why his updates are sporadic as he drives around morocco, smokes hash, fucks hookers, and fakes posts as if he's on the other side of the fucking continent

i wish i'd thought of this scam desu
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>>75902718

>just pretending to be retarded
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>>75894670
God I forgot how fucking bad the layout of reddit was.
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>>75904444

DAMNIT NO. NO NO NO TAKE IT BACK KEK
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>>75891670

>mfw i don't have good been mens approval
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>kenya
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>>75904544

He's been travelling for the last two years and paying other people to do (failed) engine swaps and mod jeeps. He's a trustafarian scum. His parents have money.
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>>75903590

been men. Good people who had been men, but are not currently.

He needs the approval of good transexuals.
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>>75895037

The Good Been Men wield the Hammer of Dead and sell Anus Laptops
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>>75891391
pussy. why isn't he driving through Somalia. is he racist or something?
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>>75903772

kek
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>>75902623
Why haven't you circled the entire continent?
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>>75891319
I say he gets his jeep stolen and his shit pushed in in Nigeria. He might make it out alive but not before being blacked.
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>>75891319
He's going through Liberia..... um..

I hope he has said his farewells and is right with his God.
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>>75904700

LITTLE
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>>75895394
Not like this
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>>75904951
WHITE
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>>75904903
See
>>75903772
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>>75904395

why do you or any other whites continue to live there?

have you noticed things getting worse even in the last decade or so? besides the obvious reasons of black takeover and white exodus, are there any other big factors that are making it more and more of a shithole?

what do you think the future of SA is? some mugabe-style dictator? is there anything at this point that could be done to save SA?
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>>75895404
>>75896111

You people have probably never met a nigger in your life.

Most Americans on this board are from the South. We know what we're talking about.
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>>75905167
Found the self conscious nigger.
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>>75901288
underrated
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>>75905308

I can attest to that brother.
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>>75904598
the lack of trying when damage controlling saddens me

also your trying to get the last word in like a fucking child so im gonna guess your a underage fag.

welcome newcomer please have a seat enjoy the bants long enough to know not to take the Internet seriously or at least long enough till the day of the rope comes to you.

'THE ROPE CHOSE ME'
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>>75905167

benis?
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>>75905519

Are you retarded or just autistic? I feel bad for you to be honest. Dance for me monkey.
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AWB party will protect him in south africa
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>>75900063
>>75899979
>>75899827

Part 1 of his journey
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>>75902623
You forgot Lagos You forgot the Congo which is still a hiding place for Hutu killers and rebel militias. You forgot about South Africa and the Xhosa/Zulu tribal war. You forgot Angola and the tribal rebels. The war may have ended but the fighting hasn't. You forgot about the Islamic war in Niger and Mali which has claimed over 60000 lives.
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>>75905280
south africa used to be a haven for the baby boomers, aparteid made the country very fucking sweet for whites. then after whites handed over rule, the blacks ran the country into the ground and bled it out up until this point. poverty is everywhere. seeing thousands of blacks each day, you cant imagine the level of frustration. its going to get worse than zimbabwe here, but the chinese are moving in, they will enslave the blacks.
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>>75906132
No they won't. They'll realize their sunk cost and leave like everyone else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
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>>75906132
some of my family is going to leave including me. a lot of white people are stuck here though.
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>>75893168
this is what africa was like when I went. My brother went for a year and saw some shit... but going off road alone is a whole nother kettle of fish. In a country where every single police officer is out to bleed you dry of all your cash and the average person wants to rob you... lmao
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>>75906132
To be honest I would have probably made a gang of whites and start purging niggers.
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>>75904028
This guy is gon' die
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>>75906386

Everyone in the gang would be shot dead by the SA military dumbass
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>>75906311
mate... they are here, on every fucking corner is a new chinese mall, theyre showing up by the thousands here. I dont understand it either but thats whats happening, theyre chinese mainlanders
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>>75905308
Amen. And the American negro is a far cry from the negro in his natural habitat.
This man is right proper fucked.
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>>75906386
yeah wed all be killed or imprisoned. though many afrikaaners are armed and on the verge of killing spree desu
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Kinda unrelated, but has somalibro been around recenty?
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>>75906692
Europe has had their imperialistic ambitions in the past. It is china's turn now.
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>>75906482
spoiler: so will you
what a bunch of pansies /pol/ really is
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>not going by motorcycle

What a pleb
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>>75906112
>You forgot the Congo
Not along the coast

>You forgot about South Africa
SA isn't in an all out civil war

>You forgot Angola
Not along the coast

>You forgot about the Islamic war in Niger and Mali
Not along the coast
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>>75906514
I think I'm smarter than a group of monkeys anon.
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>>75906957

niggers really do have strange skulls.
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>>75899528
i cant do it either, but i can do emma stone
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>>75904028
>>75903772
kek

also this guy need to smugle a gun
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>>75906957
>cruising along on your motorcycle enjoying the land
>wave to some niggers who are yelling something to you
>a mile down the road all is quiet
>tire pops
>get out to fix it
>get jumped by lions or niggers
>raped for all eternally or eaten by lions

Go for it
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>>75906990

Be that as it may, you can't defeat +50,000 monkeys with military grade weapons and vehicles no matter how smart you are if all you have behind you is a small gang.
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>>75891319
Respects if he reaches Cameroon alive.
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