Hey America, if you elect drumpf, Canada and the eu will declare war on you, and we will destroy you, like we did in the war of 1812.
>>75878288
Canada did not exist in 1812
You were subjects of the British empire
>>75878354
>Posting an image of a bigot
Christians are disgusting. They are all conservative and bigoted towards heroic muslims and lgbtqr people.
>>75878288
>88
The fuck !?
Trump will save America.
>>75878288
>Leaf thinks he has a chance
Stay cucked faggot.
>>75878288
>we will destroy you
but I thought Trudeau said if you kill your enemies, they win
>>75878452
>>75878596
>>75878651
The eu has more people than America. You have no chance, you imbeciles.
>lol we burned a house we are so cool
>almost whole province burns 200 years later
>>75878596
We need a BLACKED logo
>>75878685
But who would defend a leaf ?
Besides, EU can't defend themselves, let alone leafs
>>75878288
>>75878288
I've always wanted to bayonet a Chinaman. I'd welcome a war. The thought of stabbing a dogeater's children in front of him before burying him alive is arousing to me. I'd love nothing more than to line up all your syrupcoon kids in front of a ditch and shoot them, one at a time, as they beg and cry for mercy.
War soon, Mapleweed.
>>75878685
>>75878288
leaf
>>75878288
Awesome.
I've always wanted to kill white people in the name of democracy.
#I'mwithhim
You guys are such metro sexual faggots, all we have to do is bomb a few nail salons and gay bars. Bam, no more Canadian army. The more I think about it, the more I like it.
>>75878685
Fuck off you rebellious hat.
I will never attack one of Drumpf's people. I would shoot you first you Tamil.
>>75878288
pfhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahha good one fucking leaf
Trump please save me from fags like OP.
>>75878685
>This deluded
Does it hurt be a dumb fucking leaf
>tfw you'll be able to turn against all the Liberals in your country and help fight for the Americans
>tfw you'll have freedom
>tfw you were born in the right time after all
>>75879153
If you even try to attack your fellow people, I will slay you with my bastard sword. It's about time she tastes flesh.
FUCKING
LEAF
Implying Trump won't have a trade deal in principle with the UK and the commonwealth before he even becomes President.
You think the French contingient are going to do something or something?
>>75879217
>Fellow people
I'm no fucking Liberal, chink lover you commie bastard.
>>75878288
GOOD SHIT
Pic related is a direct quote donald trump has said. He said it to someone and its real. Doesn't this make you just open your eyes?
First I was a #MAGAMAN but... now... #ImWithHer
the transition into a #Artillery4Hillary was amazing.
pow pow drumpfypoo BTFO
Is marijuana even legal yet in Leaf land?
You guys got totally fucked over by that drama teacher.
>Hey Britain, if you Brexit, Canada and the eu will declare war on you, and you won't notice the difference.
We're getting this a lot at the moment. From our own fucking Prime Minister.
>>75878288
Going to be hard to protect your land when China will own most of it by 2020.
Won't matter anyway, your housing bubble is about to burst and we'll need to build a wall up top as well to keep you regressive liberal cry babies (yes all Canadians are sjw crybabies)
Canadians in war... lol. Doesn't your leader and feminist face of your country have a stupid catch phrase about that?
>>75879025
BASED Deutschbro
>>75878288
This us why people hates canadians. Thanks libcuck.
>>75878288
Fuck off Ontario scum. I hope God Emperor Trump drops nukes on Eastern Canada
>>75879217
>Canada invades
>we invade back and reckt them
>only conservatives survive
>they become our MAGA hat
>>75878288
Cuckadian using failed hashtags
>>75878288
bring it, leaf
>>75879407
>yes all Canadians are sjw crybabies
Did your black president tell you that for the last 8 years While he destroyed the last of white American culture and spent all your money?
>implying ISIS won't bring ruin to your country first
>>75878685
>>75878685
Who gives a fuck when they have no force projection? The Brits and French share a single aircraft carrier, for fucks sake.
>>75878685
Your aware that their are more standing US soldiers in the EU than any other military?
Were literally already ready for this lol
>>75878288
Count me the fuck out, Muhammad
>Canada and the eu will declare war on you, and we will destroy you
>>75878288
Silence you burned out leaf pile!
>>75878288
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
sorry to tell you this leaf cunt but you prime minister thinks killing your enemy makes you lose.
>>75879217
>>75879775
>syria
>less than 5 guns per 100 people
I can only hope that after you embarrassingly lose in this war that Trump makes Trudeau dress up like a dog, bark like Hillary, poo in the backyard like an Indian, a wear a leash like a Swedish bull prepper. When Trump has visitors to the White House, they will be able to feed Trudeau treats if he is good.
>>75878288
>>75879923
Somalia seems off too. Also my country. I wouldn't be surprised if every Simpewe had a gun.
I wish we could fuck with plate tectonics so that we would be America's northern neighbor and Canada would sink beneath the waves.
>>75878288
>the eu will declare war on you
so the eu wants to destroy the world's economy? what's new?
Are you going to bark all day long little doggie?
A fucking leaf syrup nigger.
I am considered an amateurish collector, co-worker has class 3 license and several heavy machine guns .....so any time you faggots feel froggy just come on down.....you really have no idea how heavily armed americans are.
>>75879983
>>75879923
This is "officially declared" guns, only the legal guns that statistics agencies are able to keep track of.
>>75880055
How much did all of that cost?
>>75879461
Nuke British Columbia too.
Nuke it twice actually. Fuck I hate this place.
>>75880003
That would be dope.
We could just Bring you guys and Russia over. Russia will want to be our hat because.. its cold and big.
Ya'll can have the area where Mexico is at currently and we'll ship Mexico to Africa.
Then your southern border as Australia.
Im really enjoying imagining this...
>>75880123
Oh fuck. What's wrong with British Columbia? I might be living there one day.
>>75878288
>Cancuckistan, New Pakistan and North Somalia vs. The Uncucked states of Europe and North America
We'll take our chances.
>>75878288
You have to be 18+ to be here
>>75878435
>block canadian flags
/pol/ quality went up
>>75879217
I'm not sure that running around with your cock in your hand will make for a very impressive attack mode.
>>75880166
wrong gif estonia
>>75878288
Stfu, just sit back and watch them destroy themselves....and us with them
>>75878288
Shut the fuck up dumb canadian
>>75880003
Yeah, we like being Americas hat while you sink into waves of Muslims though so don't get your little kraut hopes up kid.
>>75878288
A FUCKING LEAF
>>75880227
I blame the jews baka desu senpai.
I have enough ammo to take out an appreciable portion of your leafantry senpai
Probably 10k in todays inflated American currency.
>>75878288
Oh CanaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
wait-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm sorry I didn't meaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You're serious though? HAHAHAAHAHAHA
A FUCKING LEAF
>>75878288
stfu you ignorant leaf
>>75878288
EU won't declare war. The leaf is lying.
>>75878288
Cool story bro
OP is perfect example of why Canada is the shitiest 1st world nation. Hell, worst 1st or 2nd world nation.
Hate Canada so much
>a man can declare himself a woman and it's a crime not to treat him like one
>but a man cannot legally change his surname and you should continue to refer to him and his children by their original name even many decades later
I don't get this logic
>>75880055
You and your friend would beat a multi national army because you have a few gay little guns? You fat losers need to take a break from call of duty already.
>>75880837
Bureaucracy is expensive and you are in denbt.
>>75878288
A fucking leaf.
>>75878288
That is fantastic bait, for those baited no matter what Canada would side with the USA over anyone.
You're not part of Canada if you live in Toronto and Vancouver.
>>75878288
drumpf?
nvm
>>75880892
no one can take the US dipshit. we have all been cucked into not spending any money on our military.
>>75878685
Muslims aren't people.
>>75878288
Russia, Japan and best Korea would help us finally rid the world of the EU scum.
shill shill
bill
>>75878288
>EU
At least the americans will put that corrupt, sorry excuse of a fascist "stat" out of it's misery if that happened.
I really hope for an all out war against America.It will be glorious while we slaughter them.
>>75878288
Wow, how tolerant of you
>>75878767
I will fight for leafs.
I hope trump wins just to shut everyone up.
>>75881386
EU countries have 4 times the number of soldiers and enough nukes so americans wouldn't dare to use them. Also There is a large % of AMerican soldiers stationed in EU so it would be no problem of neutralizing them. I can't wait till this shit starts. Amerifags are due to pay their debts for shit they've done to the world.
>>75880055
#Banassaultflareguns
Espescially orange colored ones!
>>75881577
Drumpf isn't alpha enough to deal with the JT
>>75879217
Great thread thanks OP
>>75878435
It's too obvious you're a troll when you say stuff like that.
>>75878288
How will Europeans be able to come over and fight if Trump bans Muslims tho?
>>75881786
you need to open your heart to the oppressed anon
>>75881802
By planes and boats mostly.
>>75880892
Jesus you have no idea how many us service members would mutiny and use tactical nukes on you lol fuck your self deluded, not to mention try living with no water and electricity once your infrastructure is blown back to the stone age .......jesus your fucking an ignorant little syrup nigger.
Trump is coming get fucking used to it nigglet.
>Americans think they can win
You can't even get out of a house. You are too fat to fight. (Not discriminating)
>>75880387
Youre not the same Estonian who posts that gif all the time. The filename he uses is "brush"
>>75880892
does multinational equate to strong as in multicultaralism?
>other nations are shitting their pants over trump
How you can tell America is the center of the world
Great shitpost
>>75882110
multiculturalism makes for a stronger nation
>>75881993
Jesus your a faggot.....not discriminating......jesus fucking christ you cockgobbling faggot.
"we"
omg
Canada ball is a very adorable :D
>>75882015
She* uses a cashed filename of an image hosting website. A booru most likely.
*
>she
>>75882257
Yeah about that...
Really makes you think...
>>75882679
>>75878288
bring it faggots
>>75882777
>planes in the naval force
what?
>>75881461
>>75883143
Air craft carriers???????
>>75883170
It's 2016 naow
>>75883143
The US navy is the 2nd largest airforce in the world, followed by the actual US airforce.
Marine Corps
>>75880166
Any chance you could slow this loop down? I can't fap that fast.
>>75883170
Wait, does Trudeau getting KOed mean he won?
Is that what he meant?
>>75883403
why the hell do you need to branches with aircrafts? it doesnt make sense.
US Army
Fuck you faggot OP. I'm sick of stupid trudeau-voting faggots like you giving all leafs such a bad rep.
>>75883608
When you have a military as large as ours, every branch has its own aircraft.
>>75878288
make my mother fucking day you fucking leaf.
We would squash you like a bug.
>>75883577
Because until after WW2 the USAF wasn't even a thing, it was just a part of the Army.
USN is our oldest branch, and has differences in doctrine.
>>75883577
every country has aircraft in all their branches idiot
The Army has aircraft. the USMC has aircraft, the Navy has aircraft, and obviously the Air Force
in your country it's the same(although your Navy is pretty shitty so maybe they don't have anything)
>>75879025
Mein Neger
>>75883755
Are you mad CONservative?
>>75883143
Air craft carriers tend to carry aircraft
>>75878288
A fucking leaf eh!
>>75878288
Pic related, you.
>>75878288
>Canada and the eu will declare war on you, and we will destroy you
shit bait silly leaf, the war wouldn't last 12 hours before your entire population was dead
>>75878288
Are you really going to violate the Vagina convention by inconveniencing women or POC?
>A FUCKING LEAF
I wish our trolls were better quality. I'm so sorry
>>75878288
Stfu you retarded leaf.
>>75884314
Op is a god damned faggot, but so are you.
>>75878288
holy fucking shit what b8 m8
and all you idiots went for it.
as of now cucknadia is the shit poster of /pol/.
kangaroo fuckers need to step it up they are very low energy now a days.
>>75878288
Wait. Last time you said Drumpf is going to declare wars. I don't get it. Ah, just a leaf I guess....
>>75884339
be proud anon
>>75883577
Because the air force can't project air power globally like the navy. Doesn't have a high enough concentration in rotary support and attack aircraft to properly support that marines or army so each branch developed their own aviation branch to cater to their needs while the navy makes up for the air force's shortcomings
kek as if all those disarmed cucks could stand up to the USA
and thats not even counting the amount of guns owned by the citizens
y'know what, go ahead
we need another surge of national pride
and i think kicking the western world's ass would do just that
>>75884033
>Fuck you faggot OP. I'm sick of stupid trudeau-voting faggots like you
If you could stop slurping cum for 3 seconds and actually think you wouldn't need to ask that question. But of course that would be asking too much of a trudeau liberal. Just keep posting your gay fantasy photos since you seem to get off on it. bye.
>>75884578
>I have tremendous respect for women
>elbows woman in the chest because she's from another party
fucking hypocrite I swear
>>75884602
They would have to get past our Navy first and then manage to invade our major population centers from the sea, desert or, great lakes.
>>75878288
Nah, the Americans have sleeper cells of life thieving patriots that will open your skull as soon as you attempt to form your sandbagger/chink war alliance.
>>75884033
Trudeau is insane, he declined help from Russia, USA and Mexico while his country was on fire. Said: "We're not a third world and got our own equipment, fuck off" then imported 300 fucking niggers from Africa without anything to help with firefighting. The women in Canada will regard those monkeys as heroes when the fire is over and you'll have an explosion in aids and nigger babies.
Don't forget that those 300 africans will just sing tribal songs around the fires.
Instead of putting out the fire with help of superpowers he'd rather watch the nation burn while importing 300 aids niggers to have sex with Canadian girls
>>75878288
Come again, Nancy?
>>75884727
what a shame
if only we were shittier, like those faggots across the sea
>>75884620
being gay is ok anon
>>75880266
Fuck off Quebec Senior.
>>75878288
war is (((Trump)))'s way of making jews' dream come true
vote for (((Trump))) vote for the jews
>>75878288
YOU WILL NEVER BE AUSTRALIA
>>75879217
2edgy4me
>people taking the bait
>>75884811
diversity enhances any operation including our national security
>>75885121
More like diversity creates parallel societies that compete with one another and increases division and cultural conflict.
>>75878288
I wish a nigga would
>>75885342
you need to stay more positive anon. Have you heard about my sunny way?
>>75878288
You and what army Faggot? Oh that's right, you don't have one
>>75885121
you have to be insane or to deliberately want to wreck a nation when you import 300 aids niggers to have sex with Canadian girls instead of putting out a fire with the help of neighbours, who happen to be fucking superpowers.
>>75878288
>>75885485
You're right... If I kill my enemy then they win. Thanks Canada!
>>75878288
I'm fairly certain you'll be nothing but cinders by the time Trump gets elected. Are you even doing anything about that fire?
>>75878288
>Canada and EU will declare war on you
TOP KEK m8 we already have troops in almost every european country.
Canada doesn't even have an army. None of you could defeat us.
Your strongest country is Germany where we already have 80k men stationed and ready to go. Even if they're all pogs.
>>75885597
>>75885661
Canada is a g8 superpower itself. It's up to us to lead the way.
>>75878288
It's cute when Canada pretends to be an independent nation.
>>75882825
Stop it anon, I can only get so erect
>>75878288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUTnBMfsKfM
>>75878288
With what?
Our army which we use to protect you?
>>75878288
Today we will remind them, Europe and Canada are property of the United States
;3
>>75878288
I came here to laugh at you
>>75886201
>Canadian airforce
Come and take my freedom
Drumpfkins sure are getting rekt itt
>>75886655
>I am delusional
>>75886655
together we can defeat him
>>75878435
Trying too hard, leaf. Here is a pity (You)
>>75886884
We will overcome bigotry.
>>75878288
>MAKE AMERICA A LAUGHINGSTOCK
Let them laugh as long as they fear.
>>75882777
>>75883000
TRIPS OH GOD
>>75883955
The Marines are actually part of the Navy
>>75878288
If you fight your enemies, they win.
>>75886655
LITTLE
>>75878288
You will never be Australia, leaf.
>>75878288
>brexit happens , starts closer ties with usa, canada still sucking eu dick and eu cock, canada still talking shit
>a fucking leaf
brexit when, new right wing UK US world empire when?
>>75880892
>They are the only two Americans that like guns that much.
That fire must have choked out the few brain cells you had left, leaf.
>>75880055
>Only two Americans in the United States own guns.
Delusional leaf is delusional.
>>75880892
>a few
>>75878288
>like we did in the war of 1812.
That was England you retard. You didn't exist yet.
Also fuck all of you, we'll nuke the fuck out of the earth if it looks like we might even lose.
Finally, TRUMP and Putin are becoming bros, so you'll either be our bitch or just another victim.
>>75878288
lol the fucking NYPD could take over Canada in 9 days.
>>75881993
and Canada sold almost all of it's gold
once fiat currency is obsolete, canada will be too poor to fight
>>75878288
>>75878435
t. Abdul
>>75878288
forced drumpf meme is forced
>>75878288
How so? We have killswitches for much of your military hardware. Don't buy high tech weapons from us if you want to actually go to war with us.
>>75883403
You mean its behind the actual airforce, not that the navy is followed by the airforce in terms of power ranking
>>75878288
>Canada and EU attack US
>Russia allies with US
>>75878685
Populations of nu-males and women hunger for refugee cock isn't exactly fit to make an army with.
>>75878288
Good fucking luck, shit-for-brains
>>75889743
I'd really like for us to be cool with the Ruskies
>>75878685
more people, more casualties
>>75878288
WoW
Much Thinking
Amaze Statement
Such Maple
>>75878685
People=/=military
American citizens alone would slaughter the EU. Nvm it's military.
>>75878288
>implying people would actually fight for EU since western ones are cucks who are afraid of war and the rest are slavs who have one of their own in the white house
>>75879217
You're not even fucking trying.
>>75880202
> with your cock in your hand
But that would be an stiletto dagger.
>>75886655
>OKKEPY DEMOCRACYS
>>75878685
Half of Europe uses the USA for its military... idiot
>>75878685
By intimidation factor alone we win
What country is dumb enough to take us on besides a bunch of idiotic shitskins
We aren't even using our full military power to fight them were just using the shitskins to keep our economy moving
We have 20 billion barrels of oil in our reserves and we produce 8 million a day on our own
You have no chance, but please EU attack us, we need another war to gloat about
>>75881613
ayooo hol up were da wite bitches at
>>75878288
>Trudeau declaring war on anything but straight white men being in literally any aspect of canadian society
>current year
yeah nah
>>75878288
>canada
>war
not with justin weedue you wont. stay mad faggot
If you want a repeat of the battle of new orleans...
Go for it
Here is what we did to you pathetic trash...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50_iRIcxsz0
>>75878288
More reasons to leave the EU, then?
you're an embarrassment to the human race you fucking cuck. Not a popular opinion but id die for you americans
>>75879217
>mfw
In 1814, we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip'.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in a town in New Orleans.
We fired our guns and the British kept a-coming
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more, and they began to running,
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
We looked down the river and we see'd the British come
and there musta' been a hundred of 'em beating on the drum.
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring
We stood beside our cotton bales and didn't say a thing.
We fired our guns, and the British kept a-coming
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to running,
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
Ole Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire our muskets 'till we look 'em in the eyes.
We held our fire 'til we seen their faces swell
Then we opened up our squirrel guns and really gave 'em... Well..
Well they ran through the briars, and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit wouldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
We fired our cannon 'til the barrel melted down
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannon balls and powdered his behind,
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.
We fired our guns and the British kept a-coming
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to running,
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
Well they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit wouldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
>>75878288
Without Russia impossible. With Russia more than likely.
>>75878685
...
the eu doesn't have a military dipshit
>>75878288
>mfw I share country with this faggot.
>and most likely province
>>75878685
Like we wouldn't want to join America to take over Canada
I
WISH
A
NIGGA
WOULD
>>75878288
Based Leafs are ready like Führer of Germany 1934.
NO MERCY
>>75878288
>Canada will declare war on you
>if you kill your enemies, they win
I think we'll manage
>>75880892
Huh, you are right. How did colonists defeat the world power and create a nation? Didn't Britain have the largest navy the world had ever seen? How did they get guns when Britain blockaded all trade routes? Damn, this makes no sense.
>>75883577
It avoids all the red tape. One branch should not have to collaborate with another to request air support, that is why they have their own.
>>75878288
I need to move.
>>75895538
You can come, but you must come LEGALLY, leaf...
>>75895538
And stay out of Florida... We already have enough of you faggots
>>75893517
>I have seen the US vs North Korea video