>Buy kinder egg
>Get hooked on meth
http://www.aol.com/article/2016/06/01/5-year-old-boy-finds-meth-in-kinder-surprise-egg/21387376/?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000058&intcmp=hplnws
>A young boy has found an unexpected surprise inside his Kinder egg: white powder methamphetamine
>>75872572
Ban Kinder Eggs from coming into the... Oh wait.
>>75872572
>Eurofags will defend this
We warned you
>Freedumbz
^^
>>75872572
>find free meth in a Kinder egg
>complain
Fucking potatoes, I swear.
>>75872910
no one except low class white people take meth
>>75872572
Why doesn't shit like this happen to me..m goddammit so unfair
Well, they market it as kinder SURPRISE
Bin that kinder
>>75872974
Hard working people also take meth to increase productivity
>>75872974
What a shame, that stuff is pretty cool. Well you need some self-restraint or you overdo it, so no wonder people get hooked.
>>75872572
And euros called us dumb for banning kinders
>>75872572
>more milk
>less cocoa
Wait, don't you want more cocoa?
Whoever was smuggling that meth is going to be after that nigga. Like that episode of SVU
America was right again.
>>75873209
We call you dumb for all sorts of shit. Sometimes we are right, other times we are alt-right, but we never fail to call you dumb, one way or the other.
>>75873635
Reported to the police for not prepping the bull.
>>75872572
Nice, will bring some Kinders from my next Holland trip.
>>75872974
>not wanting to be high energy
>>75873157
It lasts too long, fucks your brain up completely and coming down from it is shit. Regular speed is much more pleasant tbqh.
>>75873872
I acquired a non-prepping license beforehead. Checkmate mothafucka.
>>75873635
We may be dumb, but we're also stupid!
>>75874108
Yup. Your folk never failed to astonish the rest of the World with utter stupidity. That's something to be proud of, I guess.But... is it part of some master plan ("hohoho did you really think we are THAT stupid") and you're going to conquer the planet by 2050, or will the chinks do it instead?
>>75872572
Surprise!
