>be european
>go for my daily walk outside
>purchase an expresso latte and fancy pastry
>sit down at a park to eat it
>muslim compatriot comes along
>slaps the food out of my hands before I can take a sip or bite
>pulls down my pants
>begins to rape me
>play dead just let him finish
>he blows a load inside me
>smells acrid like almonds burns a little
>he leaves
>call police to report him
>police ask for description
>tell them he was muslim
>cop screams "THAT'S INTOLERANT" over the phone
>hangs up on me
>lie there with my pants around my ankles crying
>police show up
>exclaim "thank god"
>police are muslim
>begin raping me
>"This will teach you intolerant bigot, we have hate speech laws you know!"
>>75850904
Kek
>>75850904
>poor bants about enrichment
>from a leaf
Oh you cacucks are so silly
>>75850904
Quality posting from leafs for once.
that was fucking terrible
sage
>>75850904
>expresso
Die a horrible death.
>>75850904
>forest fires
>weedman as prime minister
>economy collapsing
>country is full of gooks
>>75850904
I don't want to read your diary desu bbq senpai
>>75850904
i love how a normal coffee and pastry seems luxurious for a canacuck
>All these triggered eurocucks
kekekekekekek
>>75852164
Pakicuck detected.
>>75850904
>be canadian
>burn in wildfires
>my leader finally stop doing photo ops and use it as a ploy to smuggle south african niggers in the country
>>75852312
What's wrong stinky burger? You mad because your ancestral homeland is ruled by my people now? Hahahahah
>>75850904
>eXpresso LATTE
A fucking leeeeeef!
