THE CARP WAR

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THE CARP WAR 2016-06-02 02:49:01Post No. 75819829
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THE CARP WAR Anonymous 2016-06-02 02:49:01 Post No. 75819829 [Report]

Aussie troop here reporting from base. Our boys are getting owned by these fucking Carp. They've taken out 10,000 of our men in a single attack. Before we could send in backup the Carp dug some trenches and have loaded all their weapons in preparation for their next attack.
THEY FEAR NOTHING.
We have some tanks trying to keep them in their trenches but I don't think it will hold them back for long. When those Carp manage to get past our tanks they will reach the last of our men and will rekt them all.

WE NEED YOUR HELP /POL/! PLEASE SEND AS MANY TROOPS AS YOU CAN TO HELP US. THE EMUS ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO DO ANYTHING AND ALL THE MUSLIMS AND SHITSKINS WENT TO CHRISTMAS ISLAND. HELP US!!

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Anonymous 2016-06-02 02:50:17 Post No.75819920
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Anonymous 2016-06-02 02:50:17 Post No.75819920 [Report]

Wow you fucking faggots stop waging war on animals and losing. Or at least fight a formidable animal like fucking gooks you sniveling cowards.

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Anonymous 2016-06-02 02:59:34 Post No.75820652
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Anonymous 2016-06-02 02:59:34 Post No.75820652 [Report]

>>75819920

Fuck you we're actually winning against the bunnies

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Anonymous 2016-06-02 03:02:55 Post No.75820901
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>>75819829
You called?

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Anonymous 2016-06-02 03:04:15 Post No.75821008
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Anonymous 2016-06-02 03:04:15 Post No.75821008 [Report]

>>75819829
Are you seriously retarded or are you playing Dwarf Fortress?

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Anonymous 2016-06-02 03:05:55 Post No.75821136
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You know what must be done.

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Anonymous 2016-06-02 03:06:05 Post No.75821151
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Anonymous 2016-06-02 03:06:05 Post No.75821151 [Report]

>>75819829
CARPE DIEM

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Anonymous 2016-06-02 03:07:51 Post No.75821284
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Anonymous 2016-06-02 03:07:51 Post No.75821284 [Report]

>>75820652
>Cause I've got Myxomatosis

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Anonymous 2016-06-02 03:09:05 Post No.75821367
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Anonymous 2016-06-02 03:09:05 Post No.75821367 [Report]

>>75821136
Victoria Cross to that man

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Anonymous 2016-06-02 03:09:21 Post No.75821382
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You will lose. They already have world domination.
http://www.fishbase.org/Country/CountryList.php?ID=1450&GenusName=Cyprinus&SpeciesName=carpio

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Anonymous 2016-06-02 03:10:46 Post No.75821488
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Anonymous 2016-06-02 03:10:46 Post No.75821488 [Report]

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/may/01/australia-budget-2016-15m-eradicate-carp-herpes-virus-murray-darling

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Anonymous 2016-06-02 03:16:07 Post No.75821895
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>Straya men are thirsty