You're in the club and this guy slaps your gf on the ass. Wat do?
Shoot him with my Washington flintlock replica and exclaim "it is my right"
>>75812090
Force him to pay me $0.50 for the privilege.
Kill him
>>75812160
This
>>75812090
I explain him that he is breaking the Non-Aggression Principle which will cause him to go into a nervous breakdown and run home to the cuck shed.
>>75812090
I would kick him in the Johnson
>>75812274
Dude what
>>75812160
>Y-you're right anon, how could I have been so naive?
>Stay free anon, stay free
>You're in the club and this guy slaps your gf on the ass. Wat do?
Why would I bring my girlfriend to a club?
>>75812090
I stop her from pulling her .38 on him... Let it go baby, he's a good guy.
>>75812090
tell him "You got my vote, you're really make America great unlike that retard, slimy, don't-know-where-he-stands-on-anything Trump"
>>75812090
watch him get 0 attention and 2 million votes at best just like last time.
>>75813307
>polling at 11%, and rising exponentially
>2 million votes?
>>75812090
>Gary 'IT'S JUST RAYCISSS' Johnson doing anything that bold
jej
Kindly inform him of his NAP violation.
Oh no, not her fanny!
>>75812090
call the owner of the club to report an infraction, when i get no answer we use the toll-walks and eventually reach my private domicile where we will no longer be harassed
>>75812090
Well that is a violation of the Non-Aggression Principle, and therefore I will shoot him with my unregistered high capacity clip assault rifle and then drive away on the privately-owned neighborhood road, after paying my road toll of course.
>>75813363
>Guys look at these polls!
>nearly every poll has been wrong this election cycle
>he's some spoiler autist who says he's libertarian but increased state spending by double
>he tried this shit in 2012 and got 2 million votes and won maybe one county in his home state and that's it
>lolbertarianism being relevant when they're selling the same ideas no one is buying.
again, screencap my post if you want. He'll get around 1-2 million votes and be so insignificant no one will even notice he was running. Just like last time.
No one gives a shit about some nobody with stale ideas.
>>75812090
blow angel dust smoke in his face
>>75812090
Give him my grilfriend and wish him luck in the election.
>cuck
What would you do if Trump slapped your girlfriend's ass?
>>75812440
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/06/01/libertarian-nominee-accepts-rival-s-gift-washington-replica-pistol-then-trashes-it.html
>>75812090
>Do you advocate the initiation of the use of force against my girlfriend's ass?
Vote for Bernie Sanders
>>75813490
this is the correct response
>>75812090
Use lethal force since he violated NAP first
>>75812090
>implying I go to clubs. Nigger Tier.
But if he did...I'd Hook him and break that big stupid fucking nose.
>>75814029
Trump slapped me at a party in the 90's. I didn't do much of anything his bodyguard grabbed me.
>>75815674
>Trump slapped me at a party in the 90's.
I demand the story behind this.
>>75815832
>believing lies on the internet
>>75812090
He violated the NAP, so I rocket him with my RPG-7.
>>75815879
Would someone do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>75812090
Cite the non-aggression principle to him and then repeat it at louder and louder levels until gary johnson leaves the immediate area. Failing that I ask if I'm being detained and start building a road.
>>75815879
Its true he did.
>>75812090
I'd smack the shit out of him and then turn around and smack my girlfriend so that she doesn't get too proud of herself.
>>75812090
>he violated the NAP
kill him, it's not an argument
>>75815832
I was in the Hamptons for the summer. A friend of mine's father was a care taker for a huge ocean front property. We were hanging out drinking there.
The property next door was having a huge tent party.
We decided to sneak over to the party through the bushes that separated the properties.
I got tangled in thorns and got separated from my friend when I was going through so when we came out on the other end I was n a different spot then my friends. I could see security asking them to turn around. I came out close to the entrance for the catering staff so I just walked in.
It was a huge tent maybe 200-300 people. The theme was arabian nights or something. Thats how the party was staged.
I walked around drunk for a while. It sucked to not be there with anyone. I found a couple and started talking to them. I asked who's party it was. They laughed and said you don't know who's party this is?
I told them I snuck in. They pointed to a table trump was sitting at.
I wanted a cool story to tell when I got back so I decided to go up and introduce myself to trump.
So when he was getting up from the table I kinda stumbled over and put my hand out. He slapped my arm and his security guard lifted me up in the air.
The security guard wasn't a dick or anything. He was just doing his job. They let me go. I said I was with the band.
>MFW all these years later i'm memeing for him to become president.
>>75815935
I'm not lying though.
>>75812090
>you're in the club
>>75812090
Reopen the Libertarian candidate slot.
>>75812090
Retrieve Peterson's replica pistol from the trash, and pretend to shoot Gary.
>>75812274
>this fucking story again
>muh flintlock
>>75813698
This is what I was waiting for, and the only acceptable answer.
