>be me
>live in rio de janeiro
>go to the beach
>see two german girls sunbathing on the sand
>they decide to go for a quick swim at the sea
>leave all of their belongings on the sand unguarded
>walk there
>take theirs two backpacks and leave unotticed
>go home and analyze my profits
>two I-phones and two wallets full of euros and reais
God how I love those european tourists.Why are they so guilable and easy to rip of? if you are european please do come to the Olympics games,I would love more easy money
It work for norther europeans only.
They are like children.
>>75808418
>Why are shitskins so degenerate?
Is the real question here.
Jk I know it's genetic.
>>75808676
does it work on northern Italians?
>>75808418
>Implying Italians would be as stupid
Italians (and Meds in general) have more balls than the rest of Europe. The same could be said for Slavs. You can rip off the Aryans and Anglos all you want, IDGAF.
>>75808418
Civilized people aren't used to the rampant crime of shitskin nations.
>>75808418
Because they do not live in a shithole.
>>75808894
When Romania entered the EU, Italy started to broadcast TV programs teaching people how to avoid being robbed and tricked.
>guilable
>being a shitskin
>being proud of being a shitskin
>>75808418
This is why the HUEHUEHUE meme is so prevalent you stole two innocent German girls shit you thieving Nigger Faggot
>>75808418
I really doubt that he did that
The only people who do that are niggers that can not even read, imagine even knowing english
>Huehuehue baiting the gringos so funny xD
I remember some finnbro told me he was scared of coming to south america because he thought he was gonna get kidnapped or killed.
I told him that he needed to be aware of his surroundings and keep his belongings in check.
He couldn't understand. The very concept of riding a bus and keeping his bag in his hands instead of just leaving it anywhere was completely foreign to him.
>>75809621
You can barely call it stealing.Is just so damm eas.Dont judge me m8, it is not like I am stealing from these people anyway , 90% of them have travel insurance that will pay back their losses later.If anything I am stealing from those insurance companies.I make a point of only stealing from european tourists, never from other latin americans or fellow countrymen.You can actually make quite a bit of money form that .On my best month I got about 3000 euros just by chilling on the beach.
>>75808418
>fucking with krauts
Based huebro.
>>75809115
Give them some time
>>75810174
I say boy, you should be a capitalist. You're missing your true calling in life.
>>75808418
all this bait all over again. will you get over the 7-1 eventually?
>inb4 huelocaust
>>75808418
The Nordic Race is generally an idealistic and philosophical race. Which is also our downfall...
>>75810624
>Brazil stealing 3000 euros
>Germany steals world cup from Brazil
>>75810174
Get a real Job you dumb nigger. "Brazil is white" my ass. It's not just the money, but the very gesture. You know that because of you they have to get new documents and shit and not every Tourist has a traveling insurance you dumb fuck. Third world shithole.
>>75810174
>90% of them have travel insurance that will pay back their losses later.If anything I am stealing from those insurance companies.
Okay, i know this is bait. But even i got triggered by this.
Outstanding job, monkeybro. Now i got mad and can't let it out without looking like an idiot.
>>75808418
and this is why the White Man has systematically killed off non-whites
have fun in Hell thief
>>75810174
You wouldn't happen to have a large nose and a love of Zionism would you?
First worlders have literally no clue. My younger brother had a kiwi classmate last year and he got bullied into oblivion but he was unaware the whole time. He even wrote a blog about his "experiences" and the guy was fucking clueless.
The (male) krauts I'v met were based but a little dumb.
Also we got a girl from Estonia who was chill and she started dating some guy from school after like two weeks of coming here.
>>75808418
Godspeed, huebro. It's the law of the jungle, eat or be eaten. Fuck those kraut cunts.
>>75808418
How many times have you posted this thread?
>>75808418
Get over it Juan, that's a just a fucking game
Nice copypasta.
>>75808418
They're just used to be around Europeans, who aren't thieving little monkey men. Good job OP, your people continue to prove that you're just part of the jungle.
>>75810845
>and this is why the White Man has systematically killed off non-whites
Just that he didn't tho but instead converted them to Christianity because he believed that this would save their souls and gave them running water, medicine, schools and infrastructure.
That's why I said that the Nordic Race is generally an idealistic and empathic race. Most brown people, left to themselves, would never emerge from narrow tribal or family communities. The state itself was created by the Nordic Race.
So today we either bring our natural empathy under control and focus on our own kin or we will all perish and get replaced by 50 shades of browns.
>>75808418
it legitimately pisses me off being surrounded by soft cunts such as this >>75809551 >>75809621 >>75809115 >>75810624
can't wait until we run out of oil.
>>75808418
not you again...
>>75812206
>soft cunts
> because they live without the constant fear found by those in high crime countries
>>75808418
I've seen this pasta two times today already.
>>75812364
I'm just making an early investment into the future marauding warband economy.
>>75808418
Dunno maybe they didnt count on a subhuman taking their shit. Good for you nigger.
>>75808418
I did that too numerous times. It's not stealing if they left it there. I'm waiting for the Olympic games, some of friends made huge profit during the World Cup, I bet ya I'm winning it this time.
>>75808418
>be me
>live in rio de janeiro
stopped reading there fucking monkey.
>>75808418
>Woman
Cause if they had men someone would guard the belongings
>>75808418
In our societies we trust each other. We have community. We're not used to niggers.
Please rob as many of them as you can though. They need red pilling.
It's called a "high trust society"
Not living in a brownish country makes you more gullible.
>>75808418
2bh I would do the same. Being poor sucks ass.
>>75808418
good, fuck them; they'll just go back to their nanny state and get more government money.
>>75809376
we gave you our gypsies and ravaging plebs and now we have some of the highest economic growth in the eu. i think being considered a thief and a beggar all over europe while having a better life in my home country was worth it.
though i miss the cheap whores
It's really simple dude white people naturally have empathy and expect other humans to have it as well. its not naïveté. They are human, you aren't, and they hadn't been exposed to the inhumans until they encountered you.
>>75813747
no.. its naïveté. european society as a whole wasn't this peaceful until after ww2
>>75813268
Get work then dumbfuck
>>75808676
can confirm
>>75813540
> having a better life
Stop talking shit you subhuman
>>75813747
>This is what americans actually believe
Enjoy life in your magic buble off happines
>>75810809
I do have a real job,I just do that on my free time as a hobby.And I do hand the documents back to the embassy so is not that bad
>>75808418
This is a great, representative image. Liberals vote the way they do because they cannot comprehend that not everyone lives in a peaceful neighborhood.
They deserved it for leaving their belongings completely unattended.
>went to portugal with the lads
>7 of us completely fucking steaming on the beach all day erry day
>still enough presence of mind to keep at least 1 person watching over our bags at all times
>2 german women
>completely sober
>just stupid
>leave their bags completely unattended because they want to swim together
>>75814236
Europeans are aware of the filth Brazilians commit to. They just don't care, whe are no poor fucks who can't afford a new iPhone by actually working
>>75808418
>>75814200
just what i was talikng about.. i have no ideea how you are living compared to 2007 but me, my friends my family and most people i know have a considerably better ilfe compared to then
the fact that you call me subhuman on an image board while you'll be socially ostracized for doing it irl to a bedouin that just raped your wife matters naught to me
>>75808676
This. The naivety of northern europeans knows no bounds particularly when it comes to criminality of other cultures. It's like they live la-la land 24/7 and refuse to see reality especially females. They make for the easiest targets. They are used to living in homogenity and that's coming to a quick end. Problem for them is they don't even learn after being victimized, that's the best part. They are walking ATMs for darker people.
>>75814451
>Europeans are aware of the filth Brazilians commit to
>They just don't care
So you admit to being blatantly stupid? That's not surprising, really.
>>75808418
Post a picture of the bags you got with the timestamp
Kill yourself monkey
>>75814569
Obviously you do not even have the ability to communicate in proper English.
You well-being is, as you stated by yourself, caused by the integration of your country to the European Union. In other words: you profit from us, but the only thing you could possibly contribute are gypsies. Why then, dear anon, shall I celebrate you?
>>75814451
And don't forget to come to the Olympics and bring all your Euros and iPhones, I wouldn't mind having it all, if you don't mind me taking it. Haha
>>75814236
This is what we know. Those of us who have experienced a white community KNOW it as fact. Thank you for waking up more whites to third world shit skin life.
>>75814552
what do they speak if not spanish?
>>75808418
I commend you for not gang raping them. You really are a testament to the Brazilian people.
>>75814779
No, I do not want to live in constant fear. Personally, I only go to private luxury hotels, which pay for security guards. I can't judge these woman, but they obviously weren't aware of your primitive behavior.
>>75814891
Entre no jogo, entenda o propósito e o por quê desses tópicos no 4chan, Facebook e Reddit. A idéia principal é proliferar uma mensagem, cabe a você interpretar corretamente o motivo. Pelas respostas nestes tópicos e fácil entender a mentalidade do estrangeiro, use-o à seu favor.
feels good not being poor and / or european. Yall can blow my big maple dick
>>75814896
>In other words: you profit from us, but the only thing you could possibly contribute are gypsies
redpill me on gypsies, I've heard they move around a lot and pick pockets but that's about it
>>75815178
>I can't judge these women
But we can judge Germans for not teaching their children how this type of criminality becomes more common the the further south you go in the world.
Even the Japs, as closed off as they are, teach their kids of the many dangers in the darker places in the world.
>>75814896
did i ask you to celebrate or be happy me? i was just offering the romanian perspective on our integration in the eu. Everybody here knows they have a lot to gain mostly by removing the social elements that held us back in the first place (you cant blame them for leaving when they get 2 weeks in jail for petty stealing in Spain while they would get 3-5 yrs here).. and even though there are a lot of people that profit off our extremely cheap education and go to work in the west as professionals a considerable percent return when they get disgusted of your pc way of life
oh.. and excuse my english. since i'm not a native germanic speaker nor do i casually communicate in my day to day life it serves me no purpose to be any more proficient in this language
>>75815043
Thank you, it was really hard stoping myself from raping those blue haired fat germans
>>75815700
the're a race and a culture.. most look like a combination between a mexican and a poo but not all. you can acquire or lose the status of gypsy by acting in a certain manner. (considering any property to be public so you can take it, not having a permanent house and disregarding social norms)
here we have a sort of cast system where most people only interact with gypsies in large social venues or on the regular attempted mugging
>>75808418
good find
they deserve to suffer for what they've done to our people
>>75808418
Nice OC man. Saw this 2 weeks ago too.
>>75815034
Porktuguese
>>75808676
this is true
but i've found the french and britbongs to be rather childlike
>>75814859
As you wish
>>75816066
why exactly don't they have permanent homes? how do they survive the winter?
>>75808418
>this copy pasta again
>>75809115
This. Crime is almost non-existent in my country
>>75816218
tents for some.. dilapidated social homes given to them by the communists for others. there was a time when we truly tried to integrate them and it failed spectacularly... just like the swedes are failing to integrate their ever growing arab, african, slav and romanian gypsies minoritis
Fairly certain this a female problem. I see this shit in the pub all the time. They're constantly leaving their crap lying all over the place like they've never heard the concept of theft. Perhaps it's further proof that women are not territorial?
>>75816249
This "copypasta" that i wrote less than a month ago, when the events actually happened.Not my fault if peoplle keep flooding it here in an attempt to make it fake/hide the thruth
>>75808418
>shitskin steals from the national gold mine known as the tourist.
>Tourist goes home to tell their terrible experience to all the other tourists.
>Tourists stop going to shitskin nation.
>Gold mine shrivels up and dies.
>Shitskin nation has economic downturn.
>Shitskins start murdering each other in response.
Thank you, shitskin gentleman, you've down the world a great service.
>>75816474
incredible. thanks Romania
>>75816454
you have a small country.. crime is also non-existent in Liechtenstein and for example the last case of theft in my 3k people village was 46 yrs ago and the last murder was before ww2. Its natural that in low population areas crime rates would be lower
>>75815178
Sounds like you Western and Northern Euros try to live in a bubble. Maybe those of you who live in a Paris or London have street-smarts at least. But hell reminds me of hearing from those Finns or whatever about how you used to be able to walk down their streets at night without concern, and leave your doors unlocked and everything.
Whatever schaudenfreude I get at you all having a taste of the real world after lecturing and brow-beating us Americans for this or that is twinged with regret that such quaint and naively innocent folks are quickly getting a taste of the real world. Like >>75815747 at least the Japs don't give us Americans shit with smug soapbox superiority. It's like the poor country or gated community suburban types trying to move to NYC or California and finding their fantasies falling flat.
And hey at least the Japs >>75815747 didn't constantly smugly hold their noses up at us. Oh you Americans so racist, oh you Americans so ignorant, oh you Americans so crime ridden and obsessed with guns and security.
Enjoy Ahmed and, judging from the still aggressive tides of migration now from sub-saharan Africa because there ain't many Syrians left and there's now a famine or flood or new jiggaboo bloodletting going on, enjoy some spearchuckers too. You're going to get to know what it's been like for Americans since the 60s.
>>75816635
>Implying they will stop coming here because of petty theft
They love the "dangerous and adventurous" felling of visiting south america.I could Rob every single european tourist at gun point and they would still craw back here in the next vacations.
>>75812206
found the paki
>>75816181
mohter fuck you are white
>>75816740
It's also the social solidarity of being homogeneous and well educated and civilized whites or Asiatics. Not even necessarily well educated since the less affluent East Euros are bound to have lower crime than Paris or London.
>>75816181
>Hogwarts
>>75815700
Gyppos are scum of the earth. I wish to god I had the BBC interview I saw of them talking to some old Paki who was bitching about how the Gyppos don't work or integrate or anything and the interviewer literally goes "that's racist though, you don't want to be a racist do you?" and Paki waves them off. Nobody likes them besides the most dyed in the wool liberals. Muslims hate them, Christians hate them, Atheists hate them, I'm pretty sure blacks would hate them if they interacted with them.
They are with Abbos maybe the only culture I find irredeemable and worthy of cultural genocide and conversion if as the Romanian here said it hadn't proven impossible already. Their culture is simply incompatible with modern sedentary civilization, it'd be like trying to accommodate rapacious steppe nomads in current year Eastern Europe.
>>75817024
Oh we do. Crime and theft against scandinavians spread like wildfire stopping us from visiting shit countries like yours. We heard about Turkey supporting IsIs, boom- 60% tourism dropped from Norway, and it's still sinking. Thais raped an english girl and killed her- tourism dropped like a stone. Norwegians are usually rich as fuck compared to the rest of the world, so you are actually killing your own healthcare and your fellow monkeys jobs. I don't care tho. It's great that norwegians go to better countries now.
>>75808418
>Be me
>Have chlamydia
>Have sex with your women
Zika is the least of your problems, now back to the favela with you, monkey.
>>75808418
>live in brazil
>end self
that should be your pasta friendo.
Its a pretty weak pasta but you get a good response from these guys for some reason, I'll give you a 5/10 for effort, but realisticly your presentation takes it down to a 3/10.
>>75812206
>soft cunts
if youre os hard go and kill 84 kids on a political island and see what happens
oh wait, youre from one of the most faggoted countries in the world and you'll get a slap on the wrist and sent to live in a communal workspace for 10 years with free videogames, water, heating, clothing, bedding and education.
>>75818297
Chlamydia is an easily treated bacterial infection
>Underageb& detected
>>75816181
if you did actually steal 2 peoples bags, how about you post their belongings/ids?
>>75818779
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/11873435/Super-gonorrhoea-outbreak-across-north-of-England.html
Bitches don't know.
>>75819153
>First Reported in Leeds
Why am I not surprised. Then again your slags have no common sense whatsoever.
>>75808917
This. Here the police even caught an Italian that was going around mugging wealthy women.
>>75819367
U gon get rhoea'd bitch.
>>75818891
>>75814236
As I said, I return the Ids and documents to the embassy.This was a month ago , I dont have them anymore
>>75816585
>>75816181
>>75815981
>>75814236
>>75812842
>>75810174
>>75809841
>>75808894
>>75808418
get the fuck out you thieving scum bags most people around my area know to hold their belongings closely when near shitskins like you and you want to know what would happen if you cunts tried something like that round here you would get fucking rekt son
>>75819610
>make bullshit story
>lie even more
filtered
>>75808418
well done kohai, just remember it only works on central and northern Europeans, we southerners aren't as cucked.
>>75813540
This entire post is magic.
>>75819927
yes you are. if you weren't you wouldn't have to deal with our gypsies. you have very lax laws and are just as unaccustomed to rampaging plebs as the normal westerner
>>75808418
a lot of them come from places where the rule of law is solid - unlike South Am.
>>75818297
>caught scabies from hippie skanks
>had no fucking idea what it was, 1991, I had never even seen it mentioned in popular culture or anything anywhere, it simply was not discussed
>thought it was a rash or something
>was once allergies to strawberries so I thought it was just something like that
>ended up traveling all through Europe
>fucked lots of women
>even got fucking massages from girls who didn't know what scabies were either and were trying to help me with my discomfort
>their bare hands kneading my vermin-riddled scabbed body followed by sex and constant affectionate intimacy in their presence, because that's how I am with women
>for four months
>13 countries including yours
>basically a vacation of being pestilence without a horse
Oh and then it got worse and I read about tropical diseases and thought I had a flesh eating virus or leprosy. ALl day every day I would either be in a bathtub, or I would get high as hell to deal with the insane itchiness and fear over what was happening to me.
I was stoned as fuck when I finally went to a doctor, and he looked at my hand for about half a second, and explained what scabies was and how to cure it.
And then I could feel thousands of them moving in my skin all at once, I ran all the way to the drug store and then I locked myself in the staff bathroom and dosed myself.
I used so much lotion that I still have patches of skin with no feeling.
But the day after, when all of them were dead after I had spent the previous evening giving myself multiple additional treatments with the lotion, my body was absolutely saturated in a roadmap of puffy bumps from where I had incessantly scratched myself, it was like being freddy kreuger, except it felt absolutely fucking wonderful, it was a very strange experience and it is hard to explain it.
And then my skin returned to normal (except for a few tingly spots) so normal that even now I look like I am only in my late 20's.
>>75808418
Liberalism is a mental disorder. The brainwashing they receive growing up makes them as mentally limited as a child, and they believe self-destruction makes them good.
>>75814741
Based Armenia
>>75808418
This same thread was posted by a bulgarian like 5 hours ago.
Epic Pasta man
