You choose.
>>75800893
Note to law enforcement: this post is satire
>>75800893
All 3 go to Israel
Two in the middle east, one on northern Africa.
Note to law enforcement: this post is not satire. This is America.
All of them in Africa
>>75800893
it would be a lot easier if I had to place those circles on the only locations that I dont want to have nuked
china india and the middle east
i have no problem with china and india but it will benefit the uk by taking them out of the global market
Bomb the fuck out of London, Brussels and Tel Aviv.
Note to law enforcement: Go fuck yourselves, I mean every single word. Also, I haven't paid my TV license for like 6 years.
all 3 on myself
>>75801668
>Tel Aviv
what has Tel Aviv ever done to you
Israel, Turkey and Saudi Arabia
Did I pass the test, or do I have autism?
One in the middle east and the other two in the most populated areas of africa.
Two on Canada, one on Australia
There, I fixed /pol/
>>75800893
Syria/Iraq, Turkey, Libya
>>75800893
Back to /b/
>>75801785
I understood that reference.
Raqqa
Mumbai
Chongquing
>>75801075
I'm glad, because destroying só much oilfields would madness
>>75800893
Sweden, Israel and Sweden again just to make sure.
>>75800893
US, ENGLAND AND GERMANY
>>75801445
The best decision
>>75801861
>I understood that reference.
>>75801276
>I'm a angry cuck that do not like to be a cuck:the post
>>75801668
>I haven't paid my TV license for like 6 years.
ARE YOU FUCKING MAD, the police will be smashing down your door any second now.
NY, Mecca, Tel Aviv
>>75801604
>>75801445
>>75801276
You think ME are your enemies but they arent
They are just puppets
>>75801992
What does that have to do with leddit?
One at the north pole, one at the south pole, one in the heart of the amazon rainforest because fuck it
>>75801785
>3 houses
I like you
>>75800893
Middle East, India, China
Not only is kebab removed but the global population is reduced by at least 1/3
>>75802087
Naw, most the middle east is fine, Saudis are not though.
>>75801668
MADMAN. DIDNT YOU KNOW 4CHAN IS TV?
>>75800893
Mexico. All 3.
Mecca, Jerusalem, and I save the third one as a deterrent against reprisal.
All three to Tonga
>>75802176
dont you want to bomb the shit out of isis?
>>75801837
>only country successfully fighting ISIS
>get bombed
thats for that
>>75800893
>>75800893
>>75800893
Mecca, Jerusalem and where ever Buddha died
>>75800893
>>75802337
After we exterminate the beaners.
all 3 on major oil fields and saudi arabia. Destroy the industry, save the world.
>>75800893
Op's house, his parent's house, and his place of work.
>>75802292
>nuking portugal and spain too
based leaf
Middle East, Mexico, and N. Korea
>>75802481
You still have two bombs left over.
All three on Cuba.
i would destroy all 3 so they may never be used
>>75801785
kek
>>75801785
No you failed, only one country has water and only one country has gas what the fuck?
>>75802594
or y'know, you could destroy them while being used.
Efficiency
>>75801668
>Haven't paid my TV license for like 6 years
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
the only right decision is to make it safe for everyone
>>75802562
Sorry, can't aim.
Would nuking the polar ice caps actually melt them enough to cause a significant rise in sea levels to drown out certain areas?
>>75802562
>>75802784
N.Korean missile tests in one Image
Good job Kang made me kek
>>75800893
Mecca, Jerusalem, Stockholm
>>75800893
I honestly don't want to use bombs that big, but assuming that bombs are normal size. Detroit, Baltimore and Toronto. I don't want to nuke Eurasia or Africa. Negroids are supposed to inhabit Africa. That's okay. I don't want to nuke Israel. It's too historically significant, and I think the Jews should be allowed to live in Israel.
>>75802748
WTF YOU NUKED THE WHALES!!!
I HATE UKRAINE NOW!!!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT!
>>75802562
nice
>>75802562
FUCK
>>75800893
Caiman islands
Panamá
Sweeden
>>75802748
>KILLING OUR FUCKING OCEAN
>>75802562
Quality post
>>75802481
You would still have 2 left, OP is basement dwelling neet
>>75800893
Three nukes are not enough so I think the best place would be here.
>>75800893
no dia que eu tiver interesse em saber o que a merdinha da helena pensa, deixa que eu pergunto. nunca parou pra pensar nisso? que eu não quero saber da tua buceta? sem falar que é óbvio ver todo mundo reclamando quando xingo aquela imbecil. seguinte: você é uma princesa mesmo? então só você mesmo pra querer viver nessa fantasia, porque o mundo não precisa de realieza. sua familia nao passa de um experimento social para demarcar limites econômicos. hah! como se a rainha da inglaterra puzasse um raio da morte do bolso dela assim de barbada... enfim, além de boqueteira, o fim não fez meu tipo. deixa ela pra esses punheteiros do rotary club.
>>75800893
This will do.
>>75802483
>this mad about being used like a cheap whore for the gold burried beneath his country
>>75802562
You gave me a hearty kek mein freund.
>>75801445
Just do it to be honest
>>75802562
ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED!
>>75803180
What kind of spanish is that?
>>75800893
Berlin, The most populous part of Pakistan, and Istanbul.
>>75802562
He was destroyed!
>>75801861
>>75802416
nobody lives there, next time hit the great lakes
>>75802292
>Nuking Ethiopia
fucking scum
>>75802374
>bombing canada before mexico
>>75800893
Rhiyad, Mecca, Medina. All during the hajj
>>75800893
pacific ocean
atlantic ocean
indian ocean
humans were a mistake
Tel Aviv
DC
Melbourne
in that order
>>75802417
good luck with that, tyrone.
LITERALLY ALL THE OLD WORLD
god bless america
>>75803350
Those are all the same place now, ameribro.
>>75800893
>>75802562
Woah
>>75800893
The entire usa southeast. That will solve pretty much every problem the world has.
>>75801445
>>75802292
>>75803208
>>75803208
>>75803336
Sorry but western powers put down arab and african nationalism for decades and what we have now is the result.
I am not blaming all westerns because nationalist westerns are fine. But dont be so edgy with africa and the middle east because if it was not for western powers, pan-arab and pan-african movements would rule everywhere and this world would be a better place. Problem is that didnt match their plans. They rather have everything unstable and flood europe with migrants.
Mexico City after we build the wall.
Jerusalem because its the Whore of Babylon.
Mecca because fuck muzzies.
>>75802562
Holy kek
>>75802094
Everyone with a fucking pulse understands that reference but reddit users always point it out for upboats.
>>75802292
You bombed Portugal and Spain, the best kebab removers
Nice move
>>75803770
There certainly have been worse ideas.
all is fine
>>75802562
SAVAGE
>>75800893
Mecca gets one, Africa gets two for maximum dispersal of fallout across the continent.
The resulting nuclear shitstorm from angry Muslims + hordes of radioactive African refugees should be enough to ruin the world.
Beijing, Moscow and Berlin. Prepare for the next 1000 years of American global dominance.
>>75802292
phew just missed me
>>75804048
Didn't know leddit had adopted that. Thanks m8
>>75802562
More destructive than an actual nuclear bomb.
>>75802292
nice job killing the best kebab removers. leafs never cease to amaze
Mecca
Jerusalem
pyongyang
>>75800893
Israel, mecca, san fran sisco. Or Berlin. Not sure.
>>75804501
>>75804446
>>75804234
>>75803985
Great minds think alike.
Mecca and Jerusalem have to go.
Perfect world
>>75802337
die swiss scum
AMRICA
>>75800893
>>75804254
>not realizing you've just triggered automatic retaliatory strikes as that's basically a pre-emptive on two massive nuclear powers + an opening shot for a Russian attack on NATO
WWIII, GG.
>>75804603
Fucking Japan again
>>75800893
>high altitude detonation over the Middle East, ideally to spread across the UAE, Iran, Iraq, and Syria
>another, medium altitude detonation over the northern African States to maximize radiation poisoning
>the third would be a direct attack on Turkey, preferably right into Erdogan's bedroom
That should get the ball rolling nicely.
>>75804570
The Mecca is a huge black box though. A nuke is not going to be able to blow it up.
>>75800893
Murica, U.S.A. and United States of America
>>75802753
>>75802863
>>75802985
>>75803039
>>75803107
>>75803289
>>75803306
>>75803356
>>75803888
>>75804020
>>75804426
This joke was made last time we had this thread, newfags
Mecca when all of the kebab return to the mothership, use the other two for cleanup.
>>75802784
This is why I am not worried about sandniggers with nukes.
>>75800893
all 3 on them on polar ice caps
some men just want to watch the world burn
>Select all images of bodies of water such as lakes or oceans.
Weird because I haven't seen anyone choose north korea
>>75803985
With mecca gone, will they just spin in circles like a broken compass trying to figure out which direction to pray?
>>75802562
Finally a fellow Burger with Aussie tier bantz
>>75805154
no one is worried about best korea. they're a meme nation
>>75804960
I didn't participate in this thread last time, so this is my first time seeing it.
>>75802562
if I had a nickel for every time I've seen this post
>>75804020
o no! did he ded??
>>75802337
ISIS is a laughably insignificant threat to the US compared to Mexicans. Add up all the property damage, murder, suffering, theft, and drugs peddled done to the US by Mexicans and ISIS in the past 2 years. Mexico has a far bigger bill to pay for. I really wish the media would stop hyping up the ISIS "threat."
![daaf038f4e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XBhmK7j.png "daaf038f4e[1].png")
>>75805514
>my state safe
>>75805514
>Nuking America
>Not nuking NYC
You are going it wrong.
>>75805578
i kept eastern america safe mate dont worry
>>75800893
California, New York and Hawaii
>>75802416
>blow up Edmonton and kill a few hundred eskimos
>American education system
>all these people wanting to nuke NYC
you know that's trump's hometown right
>>75804344
Make a good sequel to this or you guys are next.
Mecca, mecca, and mecca
>>75803382
Nice ifunny watermark
>>75803685
With you bro. After the wall you and the zetas can purge the Dindus and I will pay for it
>>75805963
there is already one i think.
>>75805361
Yeah? What if you had a nickel for every time you saw the post?
>>75805130
Took the memes right out of my mouth.
>>75802292
that would be nice.
Too bad you didn't have enough for India.
>>75800893
South America, Africa, Middle East. Drop them wherever they'll kill the most spics/niggers/Arabs/Jews.
The real answer
>>75800893
The resulting tsunami would wipe out most of the undesirables.
>>75806159
>good
>>75802562
>>75804960
Only newfags say newfag, and nobody ever made that joke last thread. Kill yourself.
>>75802562
Rofl
>>75800893
For obvious reasons.
>>75806054
UNCOMMON
>>75806386
>Jerusalem
make it Tel Aviv and I'm in
>>75800893
turkey. all 3 on turkey at the boarder with greece and baltic land spaced evenly
then media blitz radiation causing sickness in refugees in serbia even if it isnt true
>>75806546
The remaining part if the US would still be better than Australia and Europe.
>>75806547
>75806547▶
>File: 20160601_201024.png (504 KB, 1356x1356)
>For obvious reasons.
Nuking the AIDS. I like it.
>>75806615
Jerusalem:
>holy city of both Jews and Moslems
>capital city of Israel
Tel Aviv
>?
Jerusalem, Mecca, and probably London, or maybe somewhere in Germany like Bonn or Munich. I'm not sure who is more cucked at this point, the krauts or the bongs.
>>75800893
Australia
India
Mecca
Ez ez
>>75801785
lel
>>75800893
I wouldn't use any of them. The blast radius for just one of those nukes is fucking 10 times bigger then the fucking Chicxulub meteor, if you use all 3 of those fucking things on the Earth i'll have catastrophic consequences you fucking dummies.
>>75806927
But if you bomb us who will stop the Canadians?
>>75805317
literally what reddit says/
>>75802374
R A R E
A
R
E
>>75806936
Nigger what the shit are you on about? A standard modern nuke is only enough to completely destroy the downtown portion of a city, and irradiate the surrounding suburbs. It doesn't blot out the fucking sun like a meteor does.
>>75806976
kekd
>>75807069
clever
>i can fantasize about anything i want
>for example, i could fantasize that cancer vanishes or that mormons have it right
>instead, i choose to fantasize about murdering billions of people
>>75807187
>i can only fantasize about 1 thing and 1 thing only.
good for you.
>not using tidal waves to expand the radius of destruction
I learned it from Footfall when the aliens used an asteroid to create a tidal wave that wiped out all of India, and I thought "good idea"
>>75801861
>>75802130
fuck off reddit faggots
>>75806054
RARE
A
R
E
>>75802562
so that's how we end up on reddit
>>75806054
>Unknown
AYY LMAO
>nuke Russia and activate Dead Mans Hand
>oblivion ensues
test
>>75800893
Mexico City and two somewhere in sub-Saharan Africa.
New york washington and all muslim country + Israel (not including France or UK)
>>75800893
>>75807881
Mfw Australia is going to be fine no matter what
>>75806054
>flag
aliens back at it again
tips fedora
boom, no problems!
move USA one to ~India if Trump doesn't get elected
>>75806054
>Ayy Lmaos want to destroy the world.
Makes sense.
>>75806386
>NY
STOP IT YOU PIECES OF SHIT I LIVE THERE
I would nuke the other side of the world. Fucking Aliens
>>75808590
"Fine" you say as a wallaby eats your newborn child, despite being an herbivore.
"Fine" you say as a snake kills you with its stare
"Fine" you say as various marsupials have an uprising.
>>75801785
top kek
How much warning would a country have if a nuke was launched at it? Would there be enough time to have pilots fly into the missiles to detonate them over the ocean?
>>75809555
trips speak truth
>>75809652
Fine he says
as the australians lose a war against birds
>>75802416
you nuked frozen dirt
Hey NSA. I would never do this. This is an answer to a hypothetical.
Saudi Arabia
China
India
This is the only choice for anyone thinking practically. The later two are for population control (nothing personal against ya'll, you just got too many fucking people). The first is just what any principled westerner would fucking want. Right on their royal family.
Alternatively, you could just drop all three to cover as much of Africa with fallout as humanly possible, preferably with the places these new diseases are coming out of being the "ground zero"'s. You'd probably end up saving countless lives in the coming centuries.
>>75809680
>kek
Catched
Iran
North Korea
And
China
Let's get it started in here
>>75803982
(You)
Due to the warped depiction of a world on a flat map, the nuclear explosions will be larger the closer they are to the equator.
Which is nice.
>>75801861
confirmed faggot
>>75809136
dad why ;_;
>>75809377
only correct answer
>>75800893
Hopefully is a massive nuke.
Nuke south america.
Nuke all of Africa.
Nuke the middle east.
World peace over night.. except the massive radiation.
>>75801593
Based and true.
>>75810179
> World Peace
> all those jews in New York
Nuke the Jews and their yankee pets
>>75809526
This is why Brazil will never be a real superpower
>>75810331
Hawaii? y tho?
>>75810367
I DON'T WANNA DIE STOP PUTTING NYC ON YOUR LISTS
>>75810367
>implying there aren't more Jews in LA
>>75809751
How did they ever escape your rule?
>>75802416
Oh no, not Alice Springs...
>>75810414
Oops, meant more for California but Hawaii is mighty liberal too so might as well.
>>75800893
>>75800893
How to save Canada pictured here
>French-Canadian faggot Justin Trudeau
>Toronto
>Quebec
We need none of these things. Maple syrup is not worth it (barely). Might as well nuke them.
>>75810574
Hawaii should have never been a state, it literally never was white-majority
It was like making Puerto Rico a state
One can hardly blame them for voting against the interest of a nation state they were never part of
>>75810665
>Texas
>Cali
>Florida
Worth. Enjoy your new Muslim overlords though.
or let the winds do the work
>>75810761
what a waste. at least drop one in nigeria...
>>75810919
the one in the atlantic is useless, it is going to be trapped by the thermohaline circulation and rotate endlessly
>>75810775
Meh
>>75805157
Kek
NY for the yucks
Tokyo to end fucking anime
Jerusalem , for obvious reasons
>>75802087
We should nuke Santo Domingo, Santiago, and Washington Heights
>>75811311
>NY for the yucks
S T O P
>>75810179
Did a well endowed latino fuck your girl?
>>75811454
ok , got me there, changing NY for ... hmmm Paris. ALthough I'd hate the US to go free. Changing to Washington DC
>>75811716
with the size of that nuke there is no way you get Washington DC without wiping out NYC kek
>>75808551
You tried to hard
Only three? Fuck.
>>75802562
>>75800893
Whole U.S. arsenal to africa.
>>75812066
not bad, but why Argentina and Japan?
>>75812209
There's a fuckton of people in/around Tokyo, and Buenos Aires has like 10m people in its metropolitan area.
>>75811917
I'm assuming real nukes. Not fantasy ones.
>>75812066
my browser usually crashes way before i get to anything of that size on nukemap
>>75801785
both i think
>>75812113
Ay fuck u buddy best part of America
>>75812363
Mine routinely crashes when I do a double Ohio load against a state (576 W88s)
الله أكبر
>>75800893
One on the fucking Kaaba. Is that even a question?
Two others for later, as a deterrent for anyone who gets uppity about the first one.
>>75812304
Wait a minute... can you make like a biological bomb that only kills argentinians?
Cause Montevideo is waay too close and we don't deserve it.
fuk artic
i eat artic shit for breakfast dont fuk with me man
>>75806386
Can't say I disagree with this. The democrats lose 10% of the vote right there.
>>75802562
damn
>>75812741
you might have just killed us all melting all the ice
>>75802562
>>75812646
Given that Argies are black, poisoning watermelons and distributing them throughout Buenos Aires might work.
