I'm going to a Donald Trump rally tomorrow. What are some things I should write on a sign?
If I get a chance to meet him, how I should I troll him hard?
>>75757673
"I'm a huge cocksucker please punch me and kick me out"
"Please Donald, let more suck your cock"
Make sure to use glitter. Then when he notices you, you should suck his cock to really troll him.
Write a GNU+Linux sign.
>>75757731
>>75757864
>>75758282
Come on, guys.
POO IN LOO
"Furries for trump" while wearing a furhead.
There's a chance they won't know what Furries are and think you are just some mascot.
>>75757673
>implying you could ever stump the Trump
GET HIM OUT...OUT!!!!!
"SIGNS FOR TRUMP FOR TRUMP"
>>75757673
you should shake his hand. that'll show him
Just go and have an open mind. Have some fun. I went to one and it was cool how many different people were there and how nice everyone is
Don't be an autist
>>75758877
Kek wills it.
"THE PERSON BEHIND THIS SIGN CAN'T SEE"
TRUMP'S INTERNET PEOPLE
>>75757673
Put a bullet in his br... err, skull.
Sign? Hi wigga!
>>75758331
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lol, heres a idea for ya... on you sign. write this: a joke about his hair, perhaps lol. if u meet him, go to do a hanshake his hand... pull away just in time (we used to do this 1 at school funny
>>75757673
"CAN'T FLIM FLAM THE ZIM ZAM!"
>>75759917
>anon tries this
>trump grabs his wrist before he can pull away
>places anons hand on his own head
>"see, its real, kid. nothing personell"
>walks away and kisses a baby
I heard its close to feeling like your at an NFL Playoff game. Put "FAGS 4 TRUMP" on a sign.
>>75760048
>places anons hand on his own head
vomit.webm
>>75760231
>Not wanting to head pay turumpu-chan
Faggot
>>75757673
aww how cute. babby's first post
>"GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR, NOW!"
Also, Sage.
>>75762019
GAS THE LOOS, POO WAR NOW
>>75762907
Poo in loos are filthy, but turkroaches? They're literal uneveloved subhumans.
I wake up everyday being thankful that I'm not a filthy turkroach.
Gas yourself.
>>75757673
>>75763432
#DrenchFrench
See at 13:33 he promises to vote for Trump.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khqJRmTOmNE
It's hilarious. French stumped himself already. Kristol is exposed as a jackass once again.
>>75763380
So, I'm going to India for [spoiler][personal reason][/spoiler]. Where should I go to avoid slums and shitting-streets? Any place that's specifically gorgeous/good for tourists? I know literally nothing.
>>75764176
New concise video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxPzszdkAKo
>>75764317
Kolkata, Mumbai, Varanasi, Delhi, few parts of Chennai are fine, but the rest is degenerate, Agra, Bangalore, the undeveloped, rural and local parts of Goa, Jaipur, Ajmer, Allahabad, and anywhere to the extreme south or the extreme east.
Stick near the cities and the developed areas of India and you won't find any street shitters, slums are rare within the cities, do not halt anywhere near the outskirts at night.
The Ajanta Ellora, Goa, Old Delhi, Darjeeling, Kashmir, Mysore,and Manali is a very beautiful place. God for scoring some dank weed, but I wouldn't recommend, drugs are degenerate.
Have fun m8.
>>75765733
Correction : Avoid all the cities I've mentioned in the first paragraph.
Follow the rest.
>>75757673
Tell him you're from Univision, and you're there to fulfill Glenn Beck's destiny. For added points, reach inside your jacket and wink at a Secret Service agent.
>>75765733
Alright, thanks. I'll look these up and look at prices and stuff.
>>75757673
Troll him hard by stabbing yourself in the throat.
>>75757673
Tell him he lost the game and that jet fuel can't melt steel memes. He'll look at you like you're retarded. Record it, I wanna see his face when.
>>75757673
Trump 3:16
>>75757673
TAX THE CHINKS
TRADE WAR NOW
>>75757673
Troll him by killing yourself. it would be le epic XD