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What are things you think every proper human being should be able to do, /pol/?

I'll start
>Run a mile
>Swim a mile
>Hike 20 miles
>Do 20 pushups and 5 pullups
>Be able to manage in a fistfight or wrestling match
>Drive a car, ride a bike and perform simple repairs on both
>Use and handle a gun properly, know how to fish, hunt and how to find water
>Understand, read and write at least 2 languages
>Math up to elementary calculus and familiarity with the basics of all natural sciences
>Use a computer including basic programming tasks, image and text editing and how to use google
>Know the basics of electrical appliances, electronics and basic woodworking
>Be familiar with and understand the history of mankind and one's country as well as the traditions of one's country
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>fire a gun
>change a tire
>cook your own food

If you're an American male and can't do these three things, you are worthless to society and should be culled from the population.
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no
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>>75747967
Work for a day without paying 60% tax to support Jamal and his Somali family while they occupy the best parts of my country, Sven.
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> be white
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>>75748242
Well he has a pretty solid excuse. What's yours?
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>>75748164
>cook your own food
do pop tarts count?
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>>75747967
>human being
>mankind
You globalist cuck.
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>>75748260
RARE
A
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why speak 2 languages when you speak english?

for the record, I can speak conversational spanish though.
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>>75747967
the boys/men should know how to fight. it's important for proper development.
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>>75748260
I see your point. You must know from experience what it's like to be invaded and taken over by shitty human leeches who didn't build the country.
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>>75748260
I've seen you in a few threads now, having fun?
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>>75747967

To be fair, I can do all of those things (Never been in a fight and my Spanish is rusty, but the rest are OK). What do I win?

>A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
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>>75747967
>20 pushups and 5 pullups
what are we? women?
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Can we have more pictures of Aryan women standing in wheat fields?
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>>75747967
I still need to work on the pullups and learn how to handle a gun and a fishing rod.
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>be an interesting person who can hold a conversation and not have to look at you phone for long periods of time or have to excuse yourself to go masturbate to anime in the bathroom stall
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>>75747967
>2 languages
what if the entirity of the world can already speak your mother tongue? most countries poor will never need this.
>math up to calculus
beyond a 5th grade education is completely unnecessary to function in society.
>history of (((mankind)))
wtf do you mean by this?
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>>75747967

I think running a basic household is something most people can't do.

This includes washing, cleaning, cooking, managing a budget, having your affairs in order (bills, rent, insurance).

It also includes knowing how to shop for good deals and knowing what the fuck you're buying. If you're buying meat do you know what your cut of meat even is? Where does it go on the animal? What is it supposed to look like? What muscle fibre is it, and what does that imply for texture and what meals you can make with it?

I see people make stew off filet pieces and it's a goddamn sin.

My point being - forget the fancy jack of all trades, hunting, woodcarving manly man shit - if you can't even head a household and take care of yourself in everyday life, you've failed as a human being.

It gets even more complex when you add in children. Making sure they get the right nutrition, go to the right schools, study enough (but don't get burned out or indoctrinated with bullshit), socialize (but not become little phone slaving drones)..

The fact that most people in this thread won't talk about real world stuff is just more evidence for my point. Everyone just wants to flee their responsibilities and live in some fantasy.
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>>75748885
Basic calculus is easy as fuck. If you can't derivate and integrate 4x^2+6x+2 you need to consider sudoku.
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>>75748848
>your standards r too high
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>>75747967
Mfw the Aryan women in wheat fields meme is true
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>>75748885
>beyond a 5th grade education is completely unnecessary to function in society
Sure you can survive but you will be unbearable stupid and be very unlikely to achieve much.
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>>75748885
>what if the entirity of the world can already speak your mother tongue

Well, that's true, but learning a foreign language is still a neat challenge.
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>>75747967

Are there really people who cant do the first 5? Hell, first 4
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>>75749340
Pullups are difficult with little muscle mass. Sue me.
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What a load of horse shit

>Run a mile
>Swim a mile
>Hike 20 miles
>Do 20 pushups and 5 pullups

That's it? This isn't even fit, it's 'im not a downs syndrome obese fuck' level of fitness. FFS walking isn't excersise , you obviously are some fat nerd who just started working out at age 25

Which is further solidified by:
>Be able to manage in a fistfight or wrestling match

What's that even supposed to mean. Go pick fights with random albanians off the street and see how quickly you get stabbed you fucking moron

>Use and handle a gun properly, know how to fish, hunt and how to find water

First of all you don't need any of these in the modern world and secondly if you think you should 'hunt' in a survival situation you are beyond retarded

>Use a computer including basic programming tasks, image and text editing

Of course every single 4chan nerd won't stop going about 'muh programming' as if it's something hard (every piece of shit indian can do it) or even useful in landing a decent job lmao

>i'm le aryan warrior that gets winded after running a mile and can barely do 20 pushups
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>>75747967
>What are things you think every proper human being should be able to do, /pol/?
I'll start

Wrong at start. There are male and female humans. Some things belongs to male, some to females.

>Run a mile
>Swim a mile
>Hike 20 miles
>Do 20 pushups and 5 pullups
Partly agree. Those means that you're in good physical shape, but some people just can't do that. Swim a mile is overkill - just being able to swim normally is good.
>Be able to manage in a fistfight or wrestling match
Agree but male related
>Drive a car, ride a bike and perform simple repairs on both
Better if you said perform basic manteinance. Modern cars are a nightmare to put your hands on, they are designed to be serviced by professionals. But basic manteinance is required - some people just don't know what happens inside a car when they use it
>Use and handle a gun properly, know how to fish, hunt and how to find water
Partly agree. Gun basics are good (you never know in life what coul happen) but fish and hunt needs some more in depth knowledge, and tools. Not for everyone. Plus finding water... those skills are more essential for the outdoorsman
>Understand, read and write at least 2 languages
Understand, read and write at least english - fixed for you
>Math up to elementary calculus and familiarity with the basics of all natural sciences
Agreed 100%
>Use a computer including basic programming tasks, image and text editing and how to use google
Who needs programming? C'mon this is not /g. Ok the rest but i'd include "having common sense on not getting shitted on your first day in internet with viruses and ransomware"
There are people that fuck up in such a stupid and quick ways that still amazes me
>Know the basics of electrical appliances, electronics and basic woodworking
Agreed, but you forgot basic home manteinance and repair, and use of basic power tools like a drill or angle grinder
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>>75747967
>>Do 20 pushups
So, no proper push-ups, right? Even many fit people are barely capable of 10 proper push.ups.
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>>75748932
Fair point. I guess we take a lot of those things for granted. Would you say being a good parent is something that can be learned and taught, or do you think people become good parents based on what kind of people they are?
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>>75749340
I can't even swim.
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>>75749594
I didn't know they have blacks in Bulgaria.
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>>75747967
>tfw my gf has the exact same face and eyes and tit, only thing different is that she is a brunette
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>>75748573
Stop rationalizing your ignorance, dumb burger
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>>75748762
This.

If you can't do a set of 10 muscle ups and 20 dips you're a colossal faggot.
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>>75749570
>Would you say being a good parent is something that can be learned and taught, or do you think people become good parents based on what kind of people they are?

Both. And what kind of person you are will influence how much you learn about parenting versus how much you think you can just wing it - or if you don't even care that much (the absentee parent strategy, not just for those who abandon their kids outright).

Most people treat parenting like it's just a values thing. "I believe in corporal punishment". Well who gives a shit what you believe, what are the facts? That's how we'd treat any other situation, but for parenting it's sacrosanct ground where feels = reals.

It genuinely pisses me off just as much as the idea that everyone has a right to be a parent. No matter how much of a loser drug abusing piece of shit you are society will never stop you from creating life. Fuck Hitler for ruining eugenics as a science.
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>>75747967
>only 5 pullups

hahaha are you a girl or just a faggot, Sven?
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I can do all of that stuff

my life is still empty
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>>75749753
Says the kraut speaking English.
Don't you have a bull to prep or women to get raped?
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>>75749444
Oh I almost forgot
>be able to manage your economy
Sorry greece
>>75749466
>manteinance
That's a better formulation, yes.
>fish and hunt needs some more in depth knowledge
Perhaps for the hunting part, but fishing can literally be done by anyone after a 10 minute crash course.
>Who needs programming?
I meant for simple automation of everyday and work related tasks, not programming a game in assembler or anything like that. Everyone should be able to make a program that, say, renames all files in a directory from one name format to another.
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>>75749444

>don't need gun in modern world
>random albanians with knives.
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>>75748848
>If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
>Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
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>>75747967
I can do none of those things
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>>75747967
>>>/b/
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>>75749402
bull shit. im a fucking skeleton and i can do 7 or 8 pull ups. i can get my fingers under my rib-cadge ffs
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>>75748260
Miss you </3
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>>75749527
>t.neckbeard
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>>75747967
Okay OP, lets play your game.

>Run a mile
No, 5km non-stop to 18kmph

>Swim a mile
i don't know

>Hike 20 miles
That's hard considering my shithole

>Do 20 pushups and 5 pullups
Easy.

>Be able to manage in a fistfight or wrestling match
Easy, because boxing and judo. Also, living in a ghetto helps.

>Drive a car, ride a bike and perform simple repairs on both
Yes.

>Use and handle a gun properly
Guns are for fags

>know how to fish, hunt and how to find water
yes.

>Understand, read and write at least 2 languages
English, Español. Bascis on greek and latin roots.

>Math up to elementary calculus and familiarity with the basics of all natural sciences
Yes.

>Use a computer including basic programming tasks, image and text editing and how to use google
I would add how to use 2 OS, not just windows

>Know the basics of electrical appliances, electronics and basic woodworking
No.

>Be familiar with and understand the history of mankind and one's country as well as the traditions of one's country
Yes.
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Tfw can drive a car but I don't bother to get a license yet
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>>75747967
>Welcome refugee
>Close cuckshed door
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What kind of person can't run or swim a fucking mile.
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>>75750960
I can run for 10 km easy but I am terrible at endurance swimming. My muscles seem to shut down later and I end up inhaling water and almost drowning.

I s-swear I'm not a n-nigger...
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>Be able to fall a tree with an axe
>Basic services in a car (Oil change, Radiator flush, tire change...)
>Basic carpentry (Cut a 2x4 straight, frame a wall)
>Grow your own food
>Manage livestock
>Know to hunt, skin and butcher
>Mantain your own property
>Defend yourself and your family
>Operate and mantain a firearm
>Know how to live away from society
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>>75747967
Swede's truely are cucks with estrogen running in their veins.
What the fuck is this you fucking faggot?
I feel absolutely embarrassed for you.
2/5 would enslave you.
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>>75747967
Create a fire
Grow crops, hunt and fish
Prepare meals
Build basic tools
Construct an adequate shelter
Raise and protect offspring
Perform basic first aid
Be able to read and write
Know basic math
Be physically fit to cover long distances on foot

A lot depends on technological context. In the modern world there's too much stuff to actually learn.
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>>75751074
wtf
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>>75747967

>Understand, read and write at least 2 languages
no. anyone who doesn't speak English isn't worth talking to desu
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>>75747967
Except "Run a mile" I can do everything.
Does that mean I'm a good human being?
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>>75748164

>cook your own food

If that covers skinning and preparing animals to be cooked over a makeshift fire... I agree.
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>>75750960
Apparently half the people in this thread, with the other half saying it's ridiculously easy. What would you consider the baseline of physical requirements?
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>>75747967
>basic woodworking


i'm capable of doing all other things you listed; except this one.


Why should i know how to do that? What practical value does it have?
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>>75751271
10k

Everyone can run/jog 10k if they properly pace themselves.
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>>75748260
Based Macao Brethren.
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>>75747967
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
— Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love
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>>75747967
>Understand, read write at least 2 languages
Literally useless, I know Russian, Lithuanian, and English, and English is the only language that actually matters.
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>>75747967
>>Run a mile

lol how is this an accomplishmnet
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>>75747967
>basic woodworking
>no mention of first aid
Yeah you're stupid.
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>>75751374
Except for a very few, and now very old people (Descartes, Da Vinci...) progress only comes from specialists. Have fun with that manure.
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>>75747967
These are arbitrary standards from an unknown source. I think if you have a band of brothers or a gang, what you think you should be is decided by the standards of the group. So if you're nig nog gangbanger, handling a tec 9, pimpin and hustlin would be at the top. But to follow the rules of some anonymous /pol/ community would be pretty unmanly.
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why not have to be able to find clay and make pottery?
why not have to be able to find iron ore and refine it to steel?
why not have to be able to make glass?
why not have to be able to make fabric from wool or plant material?

OP is so full of hippy shit it's unbelievable. well, this is /pol/, so i guess it's not that surprising that he would list all the skills he thinks he possesses and then declare that everyone else have them as well.

oh yeah. pic related: I'm sure OP can tame a wild horse and make horse shoes.
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>>75747967
Pussy level shit OP
Every man should be able to
>run 10 miles without stopping
>walk indefinitely only needing to stop for sleep
>swim as long as needed
>climb any obstical
>blend into the environment well enough to fool natural predators in the area
>hunt, fish, trap, shoot, etc...
>read a map
>be able to find your position on a map with simple tools
>know what direction north, South, East, and west is at all times without a compass
>be able to start a fire without the use of modern tools
>be able to make tools like axes and knifes from stone without the use of modern tools
>be able to build a 3 room house with a basement and attic storage with nothing more than stone tools you made yourself
>be able to escape from bindings
>be able to kill other men silently
>know every inch of land in a 20 mile radius from where you live, be able to navigate it on a cloudy night without a compass, light, map, or any other navigational device.
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>>75747967
>What are things you think every proper human being should be able to do
Not to be a cuck
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>>75751486
>English is the only language that actually matters
Well right now maybe but you'll get use for your Russian in the future I'm sure.
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>>75747967
I'm not allowed to even do a lot of that due to my medical condition
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>drink vodka with bear
chek
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>>75751691
You disgusting Modernite. You repulse me. Specialization is the death of ingenuity and Rennaisance, to push it as progress is permanently destructive to the great potential of humanity. You should be ashamed of yourself; I would disdain to even consider you a man, as you are obviously an unfree pleb who doesn't deserve the abundance of true progress.
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>>75749644
we actually don't
i've only seen one in my town and he was hired by a restaurant to stay on the street and hold a sign
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>>75747967
Yeah if you want to be a jack of all trades robot keep thinking like that.No surprise your country is cucked by immigrants while you think running a mile will help you with anything.
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>>75752162
Well I guess I'm lucky the handful of luddites like you still alive are completely irrelevant to anything and anyone then.
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>>75751119
>Swede's truely are cucks with estrogen running in their veins.
At least we don't have mongol blood coursing through our veins, fin-trash.
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>swim a mile
I'm pretty athletic but that's a lot.
Swim across an Olympic size swimming pool. Do that 32 times. That's a mile.
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>>75747967
Know statistical concepts
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>>75751300
As a woodworker, I say you're not wrong. Its a neat hobby but there's no need for literally every human to know it.
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>>75751374
>program a computer

What does this even mean?
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Is Sweden really like /pol/ tells me it is?

I always imagined them the land of viking men and super model women....

T_T
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>>75749594
>>75752209
So Bulgarians can't run and can't swim. What's going on there?
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>>75752563
Swedes were never vikings
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>>75747967
>hike 20 miles
literally anyone not in a wheelchair can do this, faggot, since you didn't specify how long it should take
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>>75752602
Oops, what's this in pic-related? Could it be viking towns during the viking era?

>American education
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>>75747967
Did you get this from those sites that teach you to be a """"""manly man""""""?
Why not just live your fucking life and make your own decisions? Who cares about those things when, regardless of how many of those activities you partake in, men are leaving home later and later and not even able to find a partner? Let's be honest here, none of you are going to be the leaders of the next Riech, I'm not telling to to go for the lowest hanging fruit, but you need to drop these delusions of grandeur and make the decisions that will improve your life. A proper human being should be able to properly make good decisions, and if not, learn from their mistakes.
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>>75752581
I can run and swim you moron just that its something that basic and it doesn't matter if you can.But I guess you will really need to be able to run and swim since the new swedes will want to rape you since youre feminine as fuck.
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>>75750531
means less body to lift over the bar, retard
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>>75747967
>cook
>manage their finances
>have one or two practical skills that pay
>30 pushups and 10 pull ups
>swin, drive, shoot
>have social skills (conversation etc.)
>read 100 pages a day
>basic outdoor/survival skills
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>>75752762
That's beside the point, cunt. The guy he responded to said that pull-ups are difficult when you have little muscle mass.
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>>75747967
>get repeating positive integers
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>>75752181
Do you live in Sunny Beach or something? That's the first place i ever saw a negro.
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>>75752729
>It's basic
>Doesn't matter
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>>75747967
>Not building space ship to explore and colonize planets.
Stay being a caveman faggot.
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>>75747967

you swedes can run a mile

only problem is that you're gonna be raped 20 times on the way.
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>>75751300
Good to know and its really fun as well.
Btw, every pupil in Sweden knows this and basic textile-working as well.
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>Run a mile
I DO 4-5 Km
>Swim a mile
I don't swim (I know, my flag and all...)
>Hike 20 miles
I've done over 30Km
>Do 20 pushups and 5 pullups
About right...
>Be able to manage in a fistfight or wrestling match
I do
>Drive a car, ride a bike and perform simple repairs on both
I replaced the head gasket on my car, and I have put a bike together out if parts
>Use and handle a gun properly, know how to fish, hunt and how to find water
I've handled a gun only once in my life (in Amerika), the rest I can do
>Understand, read and write at least 2 languages
English, Spanish and learning German
>Math up to elementary calculus and familiarity with the basics of all natural sciences
Bitch, Im an Engineer, elementary calculus is so far behind my knowledge....
>Use a computer including basic programming tasks, image and text editing and how to use google
I've written drivers for devices I've put together.... I know many languages, c/c++ being the most required in my field and c# being my favourite. I know Photoshop
>Know the basics of electrical appliances, electronics and basic woodworkingbitch, see above
>Be familiar with and understand the history of mankind and one's country as well as the traditions of one's country
>Australia
>Culture
But I do know about world history
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>tfw 24 and still don't have basic life skills
JUST
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>>75747967
you should be able to sustain yourself against the elements, even if only for a few days

if youve made it to adulthood and have zero survival skills whatsoever you are an immense faggot

earth is a harsh place this isnt troop beverly hills
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>>75753020

Do you just go from thread to thread with a new trip?

Are you a Hillary shill or just imported from Reddit? You're standing out like gaigin at Narita, senpai.
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>>75753020
>you swedes can run a mile
Too bad you americans can't. Fatasses.
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>>75752918
the jews who control you cant run 10 meters to save their life but can cuck your whole country in the blink of a eye so you tell me what is more important?Being a slave who does physical exercises or someone smart who controls the slaves.Anyway I workout and do it only because its healthy but if you think something subjective like 20pushusp(even 5 year olds can do it anyway) matter then youre beyond saving.
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>>75753161

>don't swim

Jesus. You do know how to swim at least, right? If not, get the to a pool and learn. It's the most common skill that could legitimately save your life.
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Useless faggot here.

What are some essential readings on how to be an outdoors man and what is the best martial arts style to learn?

This is actually something I've been thinking about for a while now
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>>75753277
>the jews who control you cant run 10 meters to save their life but can cuck your whole country in the blink of a eye
You do realize that it has taken them a hell lot more than that? Sweden was the last bastion of the white race. We've been repelling jews for millennia. When did it get too much? When every other country got jewed out and they all started focusing Sweden. We can fight jews, we can't fight the entire western world.

>Being a slave who does physical exercises or someone smart who controls the slaves.
You slavs have always been slaves. The word slave is even derived from the word slav. Pathetic sub-human trash.
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>>75747967
everything you mentioned, plus:
>be able to write in their native language without making obvious childhood-level grammar mistakes
>be able to engage in a proper argument without ignoring opposing ideas
>be able to not antagonize others without due reason
>be able to take their own initiative to learn things
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>>75751267
>can't use a kitchen
This site is 18+ only
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>>75749049
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>>75753442
The worst-case scenario survival handbook by Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
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>>75747967
>Run a mile in at at least 8 minutes
>40 pushups and 10 pullups

FTFY

Everything else is ok
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>>75747967
I can do all of that except the language and elementary calculus part. Highest math is stats 101.
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>>75753768
The ratio for pull-ups/push-ups is 1:3, not 1:4.
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>>75747967
>Run a marathon
>Swim 10km in open water
>Do 50 pushups and 20 pullups with 20kilo backpack on
ftfy
>know how to use a parachute
>operate submachinegun
>>75753161
>don't swim
>c# being my favourite
>I know Photoshop
into the trash it goes
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>>75750634
anyone in mexico that can run or swim is in the USA already.
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>>75753672
Is it actually good or are you meeming me up? I'm a tad sceptical looking at it on amazon now.
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>>75747967
>run a mile in at least 7 minutes twice w/ short break
>swim a mile in at least 10 minutes twice w/ short break
>hike for 8 hours
>50 pushups followed by 20 wide-grip pullups
>hunting, farming and preparation and storage of foodstuffs
>firearms: operation and maintenance of
>kickboxing and gr wrestling
>drive and maintain cars, trucks, bikes and common farming and industrial equipment would be a bonus i.e. forklifts and tractors
>understand read and write the lingua franca fluently plus additional practical foreign language skills
>science and math up to at least calc w/ analytical geometry and bachelors level natural sciences
>computer skills including word processing, graphical applications, fundamental low-level programming
>knowledge of electrical appliances, circuitry, and wiring systems
>carpentry
>history esp. your homeland and peoples
>economics: macro and micro
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>>75754185
No need to buy it from amazon, google the name of the book and pdf and you'll get it for free.

Is it good? Only you can decide. I thought so however.
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>>75747967
Holy shit this thread is retarded. Jacks of all trades masters of none are fucking useless, disposable and are the first one to be sacrificed in case of trouble.

Get really good at one or two USEFUL activities and you'll be treated better than a "proper human being" as OP defines it who has entry level knowledge/skill about plenty of things but not enough knowledge to be a key member of the group.
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>>75754313
Alright Leonardo.
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>>75753483
>yfw when were 1/7 of your country size
and we are exactly near turkey and so the reason for the mosques
>yfw when you can't even criticize the people who rape you while we beat muslims and gypsies freely and have no problem criticizing whoever we want
>he thinks he was the only one to hate jews
>bulgarians
>slavs
just stop it sven.go suck your nigger bf since you have no idea about anything else.
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>>75754185
After looking it up I realized I actually read it in Swedish like 15 years ago. It's completely ridiculous, filled with information that you will never need, like where to punch a shark to stop it from attacking you (for the record: it's in the gills and the eyes), how to survive a crocodile attack (hold the mouth closed as they're much weaker in opening their mouth than closing it), how to perform a handbrake turn and that kind of stuff. Think of it as watching Bear Grylls. It's moderately amusing but completely useless compared to actual sources if your goal is to learn about survival.
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>>75754506
I can't do all of that right now but I'm aiming to by the time I get to grad school.
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>>75747967
treat others like you'd treat yourself.
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>>75747967
Can do every thing apart from the run due to my knees being fucked, the hike I could do with pain, but not the run
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>>75748823
Pssst, those are slavic bitches, you racetraitor
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>ITT: we confirm that every proper male should be able to do slightly less than what OP's able to do

go fuck yourself svencuck
judging masculinity is always subjective and there are no objective criteria

I can do 45 pushups and 15 pullups, and I've seen litteral faggots who can easily do more
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>>75754313
>carpentry
>kickboxing
>truck maintenance
fucking kek. The autism is just spilling out now.
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>>75754819
Carpentry is always useful. Why would you neglect to consider your legs when striking? You don't think it's important to be able to maintain a vehicle larger passenger car?
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>>75754916
I highly doubt most people on this board can do more than an oil change in modern cars.
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>100 pushups
>200 situps
>20 pullups
>run 1/5/15km in 3/15/50mins

>swim 5km fully clothed

>5x
>squat 150kg
>bench 120kg
>deadlift 220kg


This is an elite level of fitness required for a male, 5'10 70kg.
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>>75754604
Then what are some good things to read on survival? Books, sites? I'll take anything half decent.
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>>75754532
>yfw when you can't even criticize the people who rape you while we beat muslims and gypsies freely and have no problem criticizing whoever we want
Because jews don't care about invoking a PC-culture in Bulgaria because they only care about exterminating white people. Not rocket-science.
>he thinks he was the only one to hate jews
Never said anything like that. Try again.
>bulgarians
>slavs
Yes, pretty much. You're sure as shit ain't white. Slavs, sand-niggers or asians. Take your pick.
>just stop it sven.go suck your nigger bf since you have no idea about anything else.
Get a brain-transplant. You Bulgarians are vermin compared to swedes. Literally nigger-tier intelligence. Pic-related.
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>>75754916
>civilised people don't kick other civilised people
I realise that might be hard to understand for someone like you
>why the fuck would I ever drive a truck.
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>>75754604
There is more information than that in the book. You just took some of the few extreme examples.
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>>75748430
Hell yeah!

>>75748436
>mankind
>humankind
Check your patriarchal privilege there, goy.
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>>75747967
>calculus
>programming
>literally useless vocational skills unless they are part of your trade
>nothing about philosophy, literature, or art
shit list swede cuck
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>>75755058
>100 pushups
>200 situps
>20 pullups
Nice muscle-imbalance, Quasimodo.
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>>75755099
>I for one don't plan on getting into any physical altercations with the shariah police.
>I barely have a place to store my moped in my 5m^2 loft how could I fit a lorry?
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>>75755058
I'm 5'10, weigh maybe 65kg and am unfit, there's no way you'd be able to do those lifts without more muscle mass.
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>>75755099
>>civilised people don't kick other civilised people
>I realise that might be hard to understand for someone like you
Could the fedora tipping get any stronger?
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>>75747967
The first 4 things are pretty easy. Raise the standards a bit mang. And I would suggest adding:
>achieve a relatively high level of academic or professional success
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>>75749049
mfw the ching in rice paddies meme is true
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>>75747967
Also forgot to add:
>knowledgeable about and genuinely (can't emphasise the genuinely part enough) interested in literature, art, and philosophy
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>>75755173
>American
>Calling someone a cuck
Wew lad
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>>75755231
Funnily enough, outside of the deep south people drive cars, not pickup trucks.
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>>75755135
Well, granted I only remember the most extreme examples like the ones i said, how to survive quicksand, i think there was something about surviving a plane crash too but I don't remember. It's not a thick book though, and it seems like all these things should be pretty low on your list of necessary skills. I'm gonna see if I can find it.
>>75755077
I'd ask the guys on /out/ for reading suggestions. Don't listen to the radical UL fanatics though.
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>>75750318
Read it again dumb leaf-nigger
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>>75747967
stop embarass us more, we already have a bad reputation on this board
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help me fill it?
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>>75755541
>he thinks I'm talking about pickups
>he doesn't thinks a pickup truck is more like a passenger car than multi-axle truck.
Your pretentious and snide remarks are way off base nige. Tell me where you stand on the Brexit.
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>>75755621
Why do you care what literal sub-human trash thinks of us or our nation?
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>>75754313
>swim 6mph

Sure senpai
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>>75755082
>bulgaria
>not white
yeah whatever helps you sleep at night.I could easily blend in your country in the pre-arabic and nigger kingdom.
>Sweden was the last bastion of the white race
kek not even true but now at least youre the biggest enemy.
>Yes, pretty much. You're sure as shit ain't white. Slavs, sand-niggers or asians. Take your pick.
Like i said already i could easily blend in your country pre-white genocide and everyone else who is not mixed or gypsy (over 90% of our country) so yes we are white.I bet youre brown eyed no jaw cuck who wants to be masculine and thinks that overcompensating with"manly things"would help him.
>Pic-related.
you seems to forget all the things we went through but yet we have a lot of invention but of course youre moron who cant look it up on the thing we invented(the digital computer).
>also thinks that awards like this dont have political agenda
Just step it up sven.
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>>75755731
Of course, as a hillbilly redneck you intimately know the differences between trucks, because they're so necessary for the modern man, my apologies.
>Tell me where you stand on the Brexit
a low-brow, unintelligent comment irrelevant to discussion and aimed at giving yourself some ground in an argument you're losing. Excellent.
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>>75756036
All you've done is throw insults from baseless implications. You're very upset about something and I can't imagine it was my post.
>a low-brow, unintelligent comment
No it was a command that could have been posited in the form of a question. It's like you're overstepping your intellect...
>in an argument you're losing
What argument? You think insults are arguments?
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>>75755866
good catch should have been kilometer
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>>75755544
>>75755135
Yep, I found it and almost everything in it is completely ridiculous. There are some parts which are so ludicrous that you've got to wonder why they even included it in the book, such as the part about emergency ascents in diving. I mean, who's going to find themselves in a situation where they need to do an emergency ascent without having taken a course in scuba diving? Also it doesn't even mention to deflate your bc on the way up, which is one of the few non-obvious, critical things about emergency ascents.

This book will probably make a lot of people believe they know what they're doing when they don't so they put themselves in unnecessarily dangerous situations. One of the five chapters is "spectacular jumps" for christ's sake.
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>>75748956
>sudoku
>kek
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>>75756225
An unimportant discussion between two people who don't give a shit about each other has literally no chance of upsetting me, don't get too full of yourself. We're (supposedly) arguing over whether a man should know truck maintenance, retard.
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>>75756020
>yeah whatever helps you sleep at night.I could easily blend in your countr
What's your point? You think race is only skin-deep? Bulgarians are not white, never will be. Only germanic people are white.
>kek not even true but now at least youre the biggest enemy.
See pic-related. Do you have america-tier education in Bulgaria? Or perhaps Africa?
>Like i said already i could easily blend in your country
Guess you just confirmed that you actually od believe race is skin-deep. Study biological anthropology then get back to me. Uneducated slavs...
>so yes we are white.
No, you're really not. The same way people from mediterranean countries aren't white either.
>you seems to forget all the things we went through
Irrelevant. Stop playing the victim-card you pathetic fuck. Are you a jew?
>yet we have a lot of invention
Not compared to Sweden. Like I said, nigger-tier intelligence.
>also thinks that awards like this dont have political agenda
Lmao, literally lmao. I think your tinfoil hat is on too tight.
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>>75747967
>Programming
yeah, okay buddy.
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>>75747967
>ctrl+f
>plumb..
>no results found


are you fucking serious? knowing basic plumbing is more essential than being able to to fix your fucking bluetooth speaker.

what the fuck do you do when your dishwasher breaks? or your fill valve gets screwed?
also i don't know about you guys but i don't fuck with gas or wired electricity. i could probably fix it but when it comes to anything that can blow up the house-- i leave it to the pros.
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>>75756355
>Yep, I found it and almost everything in it is completely ridiculous.

>How to break into a car
>How to hot-wire a car
>How to escape a sinking car
>How to deal with a downed power line
>How to escape from a bear
>How to escape from a mountain lion
>How to wrestle free from an alligator (good for the australian)
>How to deal with a charging bull
>How to jump from a bridge or cliff into a river/lake
>How to perform a tracheotomy
>How to restore a heart beat
>How to treat a frostbite
>How to treat a leg fracture
>How to treat a bullet or a knife wound
>How to survive an eartquake
>How to survive adrift at sea
>How to survive when lost in the desert
>How to survive an avalanche
>How to survive when lost in the mountains
>How to make a fire without matches

Yeah that's really ridiculous. Nothing you could possibly need. No important information at all.
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>>75755624
basic plumbing
start a camp fire
navigate a strange city
have a conversation with a stranger
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>>75756394
>literally no chance of upsetting me
So you entered it calling names like an upset child in a schoolyard because?
>truck maintenance
Knowing how to drive and maintain a vehicle larger than a passenger car is useful for transporting large loads. For example you could move yourself to a new home (but see joke about average Brit living space size) or transport your own equipment to a work site. I never said you had to be a full on mechanic but, knowing how to deal with common issues would obviously be helpful.
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>>75754313
>>swim a mile in at least 10 minutes

Are you Aquaman?
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>>75756652
It's not legal to do plumbing yourself in sweden, you have to be licensed.
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>>75756693
>How to break into a car

this is actually pretty clutch

>How to make a fire without matches

as is this.
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>>75747967
cooking, start a fire, treat wounds/injuries, hunt animals, basic maintenance on a car(change oil, tire ect), swim well enough to bring an unconscious person to shore, run at the very least 30 minutes
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>>75756769
Because this is 4chan, insults are used every other sentence, it doesn't mean anything here.
There are professional moving companies you can hire by the way, and I don't think i'll ever have a manual labour job.
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>>75747967
>swim a mile
can you do this anon?

Honestly, I'd like to know.

You do realize that your average competitive swimmer struggles to complete a nonstop mile, right?

I mean, maybe everyone is Sweden is a fucking web-toes monstrosity but if not I'm guessing, and this is just a guess, that you're talking out your ass with no real concept of what any of these feats mean.
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> horseriding
> fishing
> hunting
> trapping
> survivalism, find water, build shelter
> shooting, archery
> blacksmithing
> skin animals, tanning, leatherworking, butchery
> mechanical maintenance
> basic understanding of construction trades, carpentry, bricklaying, concreting, roofing, tiling, etc
> build basic shelter
> preserve food, cooking
> make charcoal and black powder
> basic maths, chemistry, progrmaming, electronics, physics
> basic economics, accounting, history, politics
> understanding of european history, exploration, colonisation, Christianity, scientific achievement, atheism, paganism, traditions
> navigation by stars, compass, sun, GPS, etc
> make fire by at least 3 primitive methods
> wrestling, joint manipulations, sword fighting, and boxing
> maritime skills, sailing, and knots
> be able to speak all language likely to come into contact with
> team sports
> be able to dance, sing, play an instrument.
> be able to work with others in a team and also independently
> fitness
> posture
> hygiene
> medical skills
> domesticate animals and raise crops
> farming skills, repair fences
> rock climbing
> manage stores, inventory, logistics
> fermentation and distillation
> raise children and pass on your skills and knowlege
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>>75756306
ooookay, whatever you say Boss.
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>>75756757
wow that last one is a bit harsh
anyway, my bingo is now complete, thanks
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>>75757187
Good list.
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>>75756407
What is white for you?
>See pic-related. Do you have america-tier education in Bulgaria? Or perhaps Africa?
How do you have the nerve to talk about things like education when you're indoctrinated to suck black cocks your whole life.Do you have no shame?
>Irrelevant. Stop playing the victim-card you pathetic fuck. Are you a jew?
I said it in the sense that we had a lot of problems yet we did so much.
>Not compared to Sweden.
quality>quantity
>nigger-tier intelligence.
yeah thats why we always get gold medals or min 4th place on math and physics.Not going to count all the other contests.
>I think your tinfoil hat is on too tight.
Of course!I'm tinfoil just when it suits you.

Like I said overcompensating wont make you a man when youre betacuck who can't think to save his life.
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The less people know, the better the economy will be. If everyone knew basic carpentry that would have put my father and a lot of other carpenters out of business. Jobs are created in order to counter one's own ignorance.
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>>75756917
>It's not legal to do plumbing yourself in sweden, you have to be licensed.
i thought Sweden was all about the DIY. that was like my last bastion of respect for you....


>>75757124
if you know how to switch strokes its not too bad. obviously you wont butterfly or crawl the whole time.
approach stroke
side stroke
elementary back stroke
are all good low energy strokes
also in a "survival" situation i assumed that stopping to tread water for a few min would be necessary
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> computer coding

fucking aspie what the fuck are you talking about
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>>75749527
>Even many fit people are barely capable of 10 proper push.ups.
I'm pretty out of shape, but even I can easily manage 15 push-ups.
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>>75757124
Is this a joke? Everyone in Sweden swims at least a kilometer in school, it's part of the curriculum for 12 year olds. Most adults can easily swim 2km nonstop here.
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>>75747967
Feels good when you've been scout
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>>75747967
You've got most of what I think is important covered.
However you forgot

>Capable of preparing and cooking your own food
>Capable of going camping (In a straight up tent, none of that RV shit)
> At least some wilderness survival capability.
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>>75757315
>What is white for you?
Do you have a problem with reading comprehension? I said germanic.
>How do you have the nerve to talk about things like education
Because I'm educated, unlike you.
>I said it in the sense that we had a lot of problems yet we did so much.
Yeah you're the only country that has ever had problems. Wouldn't surprise me if you're a jew desu. "Oh muh victims."
>quality>quantity
Precisely. That's why we have so many nobel prizes. Quality triumphs there, and considering we have so many, it's also quantity. So quality + quantity in one :)
>yeah thats why we always get gold medals or min 4th place on math and physics.Not going to count all the other contests.
Yet even a nigger-country like the USA have more nobel prizes than you. Weird, isn't it?
>Of course!I'm tinfoil just when it suits you.
There's no evidence to suggest that the nobel committee is corrupt. That's why you're a tinfoil.

>Like I said overcompensating wont make you a man when youre betacuck who can't think to save his life.
Whatever you say, sub-human.
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>>75755544
I don't even know what UL stands for.
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>>75747967
Never mentions ethics
...sigh
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>>75754103
God damn right.
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>run a mile

What fucking shitty standards are these?

Every man should be able to run an Ironman and finish ready for a fight
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>>75756407
>Only germanic people are white.
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>>75755250
>>75755058

Second Aussie poster, I'm 5'10, weigh 75 kg and squated 150 kg last night several times.

Yes, I used google to convert from kg to burgers.

No, I am NOT an "elite level" trainer. Just been doing it a few years. Now stop being a weak lazy cunt and get to the gym.
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Learn to cook and be self sufficient. Only never tell your bitch you can cook because then she won't do it for you.
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>>75758477
>Only germanic people are white.
Yes.
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>>75758461
>Every man should be able to run an Ironman and finish ready for a fight
don't forget fucking 9 super models
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>20 pushups
Pushups are a meme workout. I do them twice a year in the military and have knocked out up to 87 in a minute.
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>>75748956

Differential equations are easy as fuck.

If you can't calculate a runga kutta numerical aproximation of an ode than you should consider sudoku
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>>75757800
Where ?
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>>75758617
>two neatly picked pics
>representatives
Not to mention that your post is literally MUH LOOOOKS WE LOOK BETTER THEREFORE WE BE SUPERIOR11!

Well that's why you're so fucking cucked Sweden, have a goodie
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I'm underweight with a heart condition and I can do all of these things

>still get called manlet
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>>75757843
>I said germanic
Oh so I guess early greeks were non-white subhumans too!
KEK
>Because I'm educated, unlike you.
Yeah I saw how educated you're.Answering only what you want.Once again you talk nothing about your corrupt education.TYPICAL.
>Yeah you're the only country that has ever had problems. Wouldn't surprise me if you're a jew desu. "Oh muh victims."
I never said I was the only one swedecuck.Stop sucking dicks and look what I wrote.
>Quality triumphs there, and considering we have so many, it's also quantity.
Yeah for your typical pleb who has no idea of science.Please just shut up.
>Yet even a nigger-country like the USA have more nobel prizes than you. Weird, isn't it?
With that much population of white people youre bound to and they were really good few decades ago.Youre the nigger country now desu.
>There's no evidence to suggest that the nobel committee is corrupt. That's why you're a tinfoil.
Yeah there were never controversies about them.STOP TALKING ABOUT THING YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
>Whatever you say, sub-human while he himself is feminine and cuck
Kek.I'm sure you will go far with that way of thinking.Far in your bf dick.
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>>75748885
>Beyond a 5th grade education is completely unnecessary to function in society.
>Burger
Of course
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>>75758554
how are the ass gains bro?
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>>75758667
>Pushups are a meme workout. I do them twice a year in the military and have knocked out up to 87 in a minute.
Probably doing shit push-ups then. Should be doing them like the guy in the video below. At 17:04

https://youtu.be/5J9Au3sU1hw?t=1024
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>>75747967
>Run a mile
check
>Swim a mile
check
>Hike 20 miles
check
>Do 20 pushups and 5 pullups
check
>Be able to manage in a fistfight or wrestling match
no idea, never been in a fight, personally I count that as a good thing
>Drive a car, ride a bike and perform simple repairs on both
check, though I morally object to the automobile industry and avoid driving a car whenever humanly possible
>Use and handle a gun properly, know how to fish, hunt and how to find water
check besides the gun
>Understand, read and write at least 2 languages
check, but it's a dead language
>Math up to elementary calculus and familiarity with the basics of all natural sciences
check
>Use a computer including basic programming tasks, image and text editing and how to use google
check
>Know the basics of electrical appliances, electronics and basic woodworking
check
>Be familiar with and understand the history of mankind and one's country as well as the traditions of one's country
check

I would add the following:
>Read a selection of your country's highest regarded authors/poets
>Start a fire
>How to raise and harvest indigenous vegetables
>Find NSEW without a compass
>How to perform CPR and emergency medical attention
>Be able to debate, and critically evaluate ideas, especially if they conflict with your own, holding an idea that you can't defend means nothing
>Understand the underlying principles, methods and purpose of vaccines and contraception, two of the most important inventions in the history of mankind
>Be able to recite a poem, any poem (a personally one, not really essential but nice)
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>>75758942
>Probably doing shit push-ups
Nice try, we get disqualified for not breaking 90 or going all the way back up.
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>>75747967
I can do everything except
>>Use and handle a gun properly, know how to fish, hunt and how to find water

Well and I have no idea what woodworking implies. If it's to chop wood I know. If it's craving stuff or making improvised huts/sheds I have no idea.
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>>75747967
>swim a mile

I mean I can do that but that's much harder than most think. At least in the ocean it's hard.
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>>75758868
>Oh so I guess early greeks were non-white subhumans too!
Modern greeks are. The mediterranean countries used to have a high germanic population around the time of the Roman Empire.
>Yeah I saw how educated you're.Answering only what you want.
I have replied to everything you've said. Try again.
>I never said I was the only one swedecuck.Stop sucking dicks and look what I wrote.
You implied that Sweden haven't had a lot of problems. That's why you brought up the argument in the first place. Playing the victim card. Pathetic really.
>Yeah for your typical pleb who has no idea of science.Please just shut up.
Lmao. We have more nobel prizes than you, hence we're better at science. Facts > Bulgarian fairy tales.
>With that much population of white people youre bound to
It's per-capita you fucking idiot. Lmao you really do have nigger-tier intelligence. Thanks for confirming.
>Yeah there were never controversies about them.STOP TALKING ABOUT THING YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
Yeah only because butthurt slavs. "Guys the committee is corrupt, thats why us slavs don't have so many prizes." Grow up.
>Kek.I'm sure you will go far with that way of thinking.
I don't have to do anything and I would still have advanced a hell lot further in life than any filthy slav.
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>>75759297
Yeah I was about to say, swimming a mile is fucking hardcore.
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>>75759215
Your task this month is to go fishing and camping. Learn how to make your own fishing knots from Jewtube. Make an animal trap or use a bow and arrow (depending on local trapping/hunting laws.) Build your own shelter. Buy an S.A.S. and bushcraft manual
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>>75758798
Isn't it rather amusing though that Slovenian women are generally pretty hot whereas the men look like utter shit? It's the same in Russia and all other slavic countries I've been to.
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>>75758798
>Not to mention that your post is literally MUH LOOOOKS WE LOOK BETTER THEREFORE WE BE SUPERIOR11!
Not really. I brought it up as example of how mongrelized you slavs look, because you are.
>two neatly picked pics
>representatives
That's the average germanic person and the average slav. Soon you'll link me pictures of germanic people living in slav-countries and use it as an example that slavs are beautiful too. Lmao
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>>75747967

>Swede
>using foreign measure units

get exterminated
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>>75759061
>check besides the gun

kek. why am i not surprised
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>>75759599
>Serbian
>Using foreign measure units like celcius
Get exterminated.
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>>75749883
>10 muscle ups
is this what those fucktards at the gym call the thing where they cheat on doing pullups and use their whole fucking body?
>tfw can probably do like 100+ of those
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>>75747967
this list makes no sense. some things are really easy and some alot harder. at least be consistent
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>swim a mile in at least 10 minutes twice w/ short break

When no one calls him a lying faggot. No one swims a mile in 10 minutes not even olympians. They do 50m in 20~30 secs at a sprint. Assuming they could Olympian sprint the entire distance they'd still need 15 mins. Reasonable time is 35~ mins
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>>75759536
HUA
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>>75749527
I've never met someone who wasn't capable of 10 pushups...

this thread is full of absolute losers

this is what I get for logging into my 4chan account during normal work hours
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>>75759673
yeah that's fair, but while I can admire firearms and appreciate that there's a lot more to them and the people who use them than MUH GUNS, I personally have never really been interested in them so I have never had cause to go through the necessary steps to acquire/learn how to use one
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>>75747967
I don;t want to interrupt this interesting thread, but let's all be careful not to tell her that her boob is hanging out.
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20 push ups and a 1 mile run are significantly easier challenges than a 20 mild hike and 1 mile swim, are you sure you have done these yourself?
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>>75759187
No, your form is shit and someone's giving you the airman's count. The only time I saw someone do that many it was because his chest muscles were so big and protruding that he technically couldn't break 90 because his chest touched the ground first, therefore the range of motion was so small it was like girl push-ups and they had to count it. If you're actually breaking 90 and coming all the way up until your arms are locked straight, doing that many in 60 seconds is physically implausible, not for the strength involved but for the fact that you'd have to be pushing off so fast that your hands lose contact with the ground.
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>>75747967
Everyone should know how to gas a hundred Jews before breakfast.
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>>75759722
A muscle up is going with your entire upper body above the bar, not just the head.
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>>75760020
so yeah, using your whole fucking body and swinging about like a monkey instead of just doing a proper pullup

this is like those idiots who do reverse pullups and shit, and the women that use machines wrong and such

kek
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>>75760092
>so yeah, using your whole fucking body and swinging about like a monkey instead of just doing a proper pullup
There's a difference between pull-ups and muscle ups. And no, doing a proper muscle-up doesn't involve any swinging.

The fact that you don't know what a muscle-up is leads me to believe you don't know the first thing about bodyweight training.
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>>75759393
Yeah you wuz I got it now.Of course you didn't reply to all but its normal since you still have your bf cock in your mouth.Its obvious that sweden totally had the same problems as the balkans totally!Yep I guess 8 million could compete with almost 100 million.True Aryan intelligence right here.You're the one who need to grow up since thats really cringe argument and you showed me that you have no idea about science and its history.Yeah i see even at young age you already surpassed tesla.
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>>75747967

>Run a mile
>Swim a mile
>Hike 20 miles
>Do 20 pushups and 5 pullups
I'm pretty unhealthy but I'm going to gym now twice a week
>Be able to manage in a fistfight or wrestling match
Yes.
>Drive a car, ride a bike and perform simple repairs on both
No, yes, yes.
Got no drivers licence but I know nearly all parts of an engine because of autistic curiousty, took me the last 2 months to learn
>Use and handle a gun properly, know how to fish, hunt and how to find water
I know how to use guns but I don't own any, I can't really prove it.
The other: yes.
>Understand, read and write at least 2 languages
English and German, also learned Spanish but since I never use it I kinda lost a lot of it.
>Math up to elementary calculus and familiarity with the basics of all natural sciences
I'm currently about to write my abitur.
I've learned stuff ameritards don't even know exist.
>Use a computer including basic programming tasks, image and text editing and how to use google
>google
But yeah I'm pretty much /g/
>Know the basics of electrical appliances, electronics and basic woodworking
I'm pretty bad at electricity to be honest,
but I can work with it.
Never worked with wood (Germany lads) but I think I'd get along well
>Be familiar with and understand the history of mankind and one's country as well as the traditions of one's country
You bet you faggot, more than 95% of my generation.

Also, I'm a transsexual desu.
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>>75747967

No one needs to use a gun ever. You suck.
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>Write a compiler in ASM
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>>75749097
There are plenty of trades that he could fill the perquisites for and have a good life with.
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>>75759595
>t. an average swede getting cucked by better looking 14 year old somalis that are actually 35
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>not sucking a muslim dick
>not using a black dick as a toothbrush
Why can't you do this sven?
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>>75760346
Yeah including the police.
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>>75760007
This guy does 82 in a minute on his knuckles. You're just weak, like the people around you.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyXiBKqHEZc
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>>75760257
>Its obvious that sweden totally had the same problems as the balkans totally
No, we didn't, because we're not sub-human trash. We had problems with our neighbors (actual white people) trying to conquer us. We didn't fail though, like you pathetic Bulgarians. Say hi to the Ottoman Empire to me, #turked.
>True Aryan intelligence right here
That's why germanic countries (especially the nordic ones) have the most nobel prizes per capita. Try again. You're intellectually inferior compared to us.

Now call your gypsy cousins in Sweden and tell them to stop leeching off our society.
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>>75760461
>Better looking somalis.
Lmao you just confirmed that you're not white. You prefer somalis over germanic people.
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>>75747967
>Run a mile
ok
>Swim a mile
I've done 1.4km, but 1,6 isn't far off
>Hike 20 miles
Done 25 in a day
>Do 20 pushups and 5 pullups
meh, 40/10 is where the problems begin
>Be able to manage in a fistfight or wrestling match
Can't really know since I'm not a nigger who fights.
>Drive a car, ride a bike and perform simple repairs on both
ok
>Use and handle a gun properly, know how to fish, hunt and how to find water
Only ever shot an AKM, so I wouldn't know
>Understand, read and write at least 2 languages
Bulgarian and english
>Math up to elementary calculus and familiarity with the basics of all natural sciences
ok
>Use a computer including basic programming tasks, image and text editing and how to use google
stemfag so ok
>Know the basics of electrical appliances, electronics and basic woodworking
see above
>Be familiar with and understand the history of mankind and one's country as well as the traditions of one's country
I'm a history buff so ok

Pretty meh requirements tвh. I'm a 6'1 220lb lardass and I've done/can do all of these (besides finding water)
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>>75749527

>Even many fit people are barely capable of 10 proper push.ups.
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>>75760560
He's not going all the way down.
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>>75760664
>he did it once again he replied to whatever he want
Its really funny that you talk about being superior meanwhile your population is getting replaced by the ugliest and stupidest people.TRUE ARYAN INTELLIGENCE SWEDEN YES.
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>>75760734
Mehmet pls
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>>75747967
I can do all those things, but expecting every human, especially women, to be able to do all those things is just silly.

Many of those things arent necessary or useful for everyone. People have different life paths/goals and expecting everyone to follow yours is rather autistic. You obviously think youre better than others because you can do these things

The average person does not need to know any programming
The average person does not need to know two languages
The average person does not need to know how calculus
Etc.
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>>75747967
This is actually a good list, I'm surprised Svendullah!
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>>75748164
>>cook your own food

Does microwaving frozen pizza count?
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>>75760800
>le no true push-up fallacy
Nice meme
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>>75761051
What do you mean with "meme"? He's not going all the way down. The chest should be 1 cm from the ground. His is like 3 dm.
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>>75761051
>>75761133
Not to mention he's using fucking momentum in his favor from mid-to-end in the video. Those are not push-ups. Sorry.
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>>75760734
>swedes
>germanics
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