>one shot at life
>you weren't born in canada
Thank fucking god i would kill myself if i was born in that joke of a country
>>75731711
Same
>>75731711
I mean we're Australia's Canada but even we feel bad how shit Canada is.
>tfw live in california
>tfw it's the same thing
>>75731711
Same
Why does America allow Canada to exist?
>>75732091
>tfw you can't own an actual AR-15
why live
>>75732400
It's really a great question fampai
>>75731711
>>75731711
>Be American
>One shot at life
>Obese
>Die at 30
>One shot at life
>Be American
>Get shot at school
>>75731711
>only one life
>WASP born in Texas
Does it get much better?
>>75731711
Its not that bad, at least we aren't british. Besides, sensible Canadians can just move next door and you'll never know the difference
>>75733065
Smoke a bowl bro you seem triggered
>>75733065
>Be Canadian
>Realize where I live
>kill myself
>>75731883
Don't put yourself down like that kiwi
>>75731883
You guys are alright, Kiwibro. Don't go comparing yourself to shit
>>75733258
There are some real bro-tier Canadians.
US & Canada are definitely siblings.
>>75731711
Yeah why don't you get fucked fag we don't need a burgerfag saying shit to us
Our country is improving everyday so why don't you just PISS OFF
Just gonna leave this here...
>ps reminder this june 1st - july 3rd is canada's first "gay pride month"
>>75731711
Really made me think...
>>75733426
...then there's cunts like these
>>75733426
>Our country is improving everyday
http://www.lfpress.com/2016/05/31/terror-charge-laid-in-attack-at-forces-recruitment-centre
>>75733426
kek, dying man wish.
>>75731711
>be canadian
>Vancouver, no less
>have to deal with degenerates like pic related all the time
I've been legitimately thinking of taking up Putin's offer to help settle Siberia, fuck this bullshit country
>>75731711
Canada is the greatest country on Earth
Debate me
>>75733426
>improving everyday
One can only hope another fire starts on the other end of your country and finishes the job
>one shot at life
>was born in what once was the greatest country in the world
>but not during that time period
It's like some sick joke.
>>75733479
>gay pride month
I cant remember where I first heard that but I thought for sure it was satire. I guess anything's possible in Current Year Canada
>>75733504
>http://www.lfpress.com/2016/05/31/terror-charge-laid-in-attack-at-forces-recruitment-centre
"The man accused of walking into a military recruitment centre and stabbing soldiers at the behest of Allah is now facing nine terrorism charges, the RCMP announced Tuesday.
Ayanle Hassan Ali is already facing nine counts laid by Toronto police at the time of his arrest in March, but the RCMP said the terrorism offences are all in addition to those original charges.
The new ones include three counts of attempted murder, two counds of assault causing bodily harm , three counts of assault using a weapon and one count of carrying a weapon dangerous to the public, all for the benefit of a terrorism organization."
>>75733570
muh independence
>>75733479
Even if you hate him you have to admit he knows how to secure a reelection. Especially for someone who wasn't even a fucking politician
>>75732091
I hate this state
>>75733605
Gay Pride Month ends with a massive Gay Pride Parade, co-hosted by BlackLivesMatter-Toronto too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM_e3BFxEPc
>>75733647
He does know how to pander and do what he is told, I'll give him that
>One shot at life
>It's a high caliber round
>Fugggg
hold out till 2019
he will make Canada great again
>>75732091
Same. It's fucking shitty here. Nothing but liberals and niggers/wanna-be niggers.
Moving back to Nevada next Spring for college, so there's that.
>>75731711
I would have loved to be born in Canada or USA ;(
>>75733712
>Gay Pride Month ends with a massive Gay Pride Parade, co-hosted by BlackLivesMatter-Toronto too!
I've hated that city immensely for the past 6 years, but I dont think I've hated it more than I do after reading that sentence. America, please nuke Toronto, it will not be missed in the fucking slightest.
>>75733791
POO
O
O
>>75733715
Top kek 8/10 good one
>one shot at life
>born in Scotland
>Mother nurses me on marker pen cider
>start school
>watch Braveheart 15 times before lunch
>battered pizza with battered marsbar for pudding and a deep fried irn bru and vodka to drink
>sent home early because of heart attack
>dad gives me heroin to cheer me up
>turn 12 drop out of school
>get stabbed with a screwdriver while drinking in a park
>Complain about the English with the guy in the bed next to me
>makes me laugh so hard I have another heart attack
>get out of NHS hospital and go straight to the dole line
>complain about the English to woman in the dole office
>talk about English oppression while in the voting booth
>vote SNP
>>75733791
Dude, just unfuck your country. Your people need to stop trying to go to working countries and unfuck your own country.
>>75733718
>gayer version of Trump
It really is true that you syrup sucking homos do everything we do but girlier.
>>75733712
>>75733810
Toronto is really just a shitty leaf attempt at New York, and the only thing done right was the baseball team.
At least pride here is just a bunch of faggots making money off guilty libcucks. No parade to speak of.
>>75733327
Weed is for the terminally ill.
>>75733362
>Be American
>Literally eat burgers until death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysdM-yLLkdM
>>75731711
I feel the same way about the United States. I'm pleased you won't bring your taint up here.
>>75731711
Fuck Toronto! Fuck horse-faced cunt-munching Wynne! Fuck Trudeau!
>>75733810
As someone who lives in Toronto, and travels for work, I'm certain that this is the worst place in the country. And it's not THAT bad, all things considered.
>>75733426
You are retarded if you think our country is getting better. The Trudeau administration is the cherry on top of our shit flavoured milk shake.
>one shot at life
>born gay
Feels good. Women are annoying as fuck. Thankfully I'm not one of those pride parade retards and don't have an annoying, gay as fuck flamboyant personality.
>1 shot at life
>born in Alaska
>love it
>mom insists we move to Louisiana when I was a kid so she could be near her mom
>now live near thousands of niggers
JUST
>>75734060
Which part?
>Be american
>One shot at life
>Reload
Thank the gods I live on Bowen island and barely visit hongcouver
>>75734210
>be british
>once slice of life
>bin it
>>75734111
I moved to Louisiana for college.
Louisiana niggers 10 times worse than normal niggers. They're like the niggers of niggers.
>>75733843
>mfw Scottish sir name
What happened to these fucking cucks? Makes me ashamed of my ancestry.
Did all the Scotts with any ambition or balls emigrate to the U.S.?
>>75733843
Visited Scotland last year. Friendly people. Hot men. I didn't want to leave.
>>75734276
Haven't you heard? Knives are making a comeback.
>>75734139
Every aspect of our country is falling apart. No need to specify when it is all going down the shitter.
Captcha select all images with grass. Ayyy lmao.
>>75734409
No, I mean, which part of Toronto?
>>75733891
>Dude, just unfuck your country. Your people need to stop trying to go to working countries and unfuck your own country.
I have tried to do that, you won't believe how many times I have tried to tech people civil sense but it's like they are living under a rock. People have actually got in altercation with me for supporting small things like not breaking lines, not littering, not teasing women, obeying traffic rules etc.
I actually love Canada because the people are cool and the climate is awesome.I'm a hardworking person and I don't live of welfare.
I did apply for express visa to Canada but things didn't work out, its okay I have accepted my fate. I got 7.9 on IELTS exam too but couldn't arrange the high amount of funds to move there :/
>>75731711
>That feel when I wasn't born an anerifat.
>Tfw we don't have autistic white kids going on shooting sprees every month.
>Tfw blacks are so rare that they can't form gangs or promote gang culture.
>Tfw white leader
>Tfw free healthcare
>Tfw not 19 trillion in debt
>Tfw no niggers on our bills anytime soon
>Tfw weedman is setting us up for a nationalist uprise in 8-15 years.
feels good
>>75734439
I don't live in Toronto, if that is what you are trying to ask. Fuck, your retarded syntax is proof our education system is also failing.
>>75734551
>debt
Only idiots who know nothing about macroeconomics think America's debt is "bad"
Economists were laughing their assses off 10 years ago when it was a hot topic
>>75734551
>free health care
Yes, if you're a nigger because you're on dole.
>>75734669
I replied to the wrong leaf. Fuck!
>>75731711
>>75734684
> Debt doesn't matter guys, no one ever calls it in!
>Greece
>Amerifats still think a debt based economy is sustainable
Jesus fuck you people are stupid.
>>75734764
Kek
>>75734830
>implying Greek interest rates were remotely as low the US
>implying anyone will come knocking on the USA's door
Anyone who causes them hassle will be liberated into the stone-age.
>>75734914
Tell that to China when they launch the gold backed Yuan, and turn Murica into post WW1 Germany over night.
>>75734830
>being this retarded
I'm a few beers in and don't feel like educating your dumb ass, but America's debt isn't even bad compared to other countries per capita or per GDP.
Not to mention the majority of our debt is internal, which can't be said for most 1st world countries.
We're still the prime country for lending because we're #1 at paying back. Our interest rates are the lowest in the world.
>>75734904
It was meant for this leaf
>>75734059
>tfw you see that americans get in actual debt for medical bills
>>75734978
This. Americucks will not know what hit them. They're fat and weak now.
>>75731711
>I live in Seattle
>It's Canada 6.0
>>75735000
>prime country for lending
>#1 at paying it back
Holy kek. Now I realise why you're in so much debt.
>>75732400
>>75732574
plz save us senpais
>>75731711
>born as one of the billions of organisms in a certain geographical region drawn by arbitrary lines by other insignificant organisms in one of the billions of earth like planets in one of the billions of galaxies...
feel proud my man
>>75735111
Are you pretending to be retarded or is this genuine?
The UK's debt is 569% of your GDP. For America, it's about 114%.
Your debt is 5 times worse than ours.
>>75735031
And bringing it full circle here, we leafs are also fucked because our government has sold off all but 77 ounces of our gold reserves... hooray!
>>75735111
>Ruining someones buzz for shitposting
I know you can't drink Ahmed but this is truely a dick move
>>75735168
Yours is in the trillions. When China comes knocking they'll put you out of business. Oh, and by then they will have improved their military tenfold.
>>75735294
>i have literally no grasp of economic scale
fucking britards
>>75735290
>American
>Alcohol
Lad, do you even have proper alcohol over there? kek.
>>75735327
Mmmmhhh, OK fag. Get ready to suck some Asian cock to stay relevant.
>>75735338
sharia law hasn't made its way across the pond yet
>>75735385
Don't reply, anon
>>75735385
>This is what he believes
kekekekek
>>75731711
Hell yeah, im not canadian.
Thankfully i was born in... Ah, shit.
>>75735456
>field trip to mosque
????
for what purpose
>>75735338
>Current Year
>Collecting (You)s
We import enough alcohol and have enough domestic micro breweries to keep our population well below the average iq
>>75735626
Conversion.
>>75735657
You have to import it. American alcohol is shit.
>>75735708
Jokes on you, whenever we import UK alcohol its usually pretty good, but you get shipments of pisswater from good ole USA.
>>75731883
Nz is pretty alright. You're nothing like canada,
Wait a minute. What do we have here...
>>75731711
I'd post the opposite when Hillary becomes you're president.
