holy shit
>>75731175
Holy shit Trump is a globalist plant. TRUMP IS A FALSE FLAG?
This has been her campaign's strategy from the start. Even while beating Bernie they send emails sounding like they're losing (though not saying it) to get more support. This is literally nothing.
>>75731175
Clinton sending out bullshit to get money is important because?
>>75731612
This is literally the worst run campaign of all time.
>>75731706
Jeb anyone?
Just Chip In 1 dollar plz
>>75731769
I refuse to believe Jeb Bush actually ran a serious campaign. Nobody is actually that pathetic.
Bullshit
You mean all the wallstreet goldmansachs money isn't enough? All the expensive dinner plate speaking fees isn't enough?
>le marketing tricks
Where is this from? Source or fuck off.
>>75731881
I thought that Jeb! was just trying to unload the 100 guac bowls he accidentally bought on amazon
that's why the recipe was never released. fucking politicians... I wanted to make that guac
>Implying it's not Inspect elemented
>>75731881
Jeb was shamed into running by his family.
>>75731674
She's not even trying to sound like a viable option in this race.
>>75731986
He did release his recipe very late and it was fucking shit, it was basically Guacamole tailored for low energy beta cuckolds who can't stand anything with 20+ scovilles.
>>75731175
BREAKING THE CONDITIONING HOOOAAAAAAAWRGHHHHHH
>>75731175
whats the sauce on this btw, cant find it on jewgle
>>75731175
really makes you think...
>>75731175
hey its me ur sister hillary
>>75731706
She has health issues. She's subconsciously sabotaging her campaign because she can't take the stress of being president.
>>75732716
Found it posted by multiple people on twitter this morning. Still looking for confirmation but I thought it worth sharing.
>>75731175
Welcome to American political fundraising.
I believed /pol/'s lies and bought a fucking bumper sticker from Rand. That son of a bitch emailed me three times a fucking week for a year, every subject line slightly more unhinged than the last.
>>75732716
>can't find the source
It's a screenshot of Hillary Clinton's team newsletter, which you're automatically signed up for if you donate any amount of money to her campaign. I donated a dollar a month or two ago, because a woman president is going to be hilarious (and possibly also better at running the country than Donald "Human Prolapse" Trump), and I got a copy of the email... maybe a few days ago? A week ago? idk
>>75734621
>>75734437
>>75732716
Here, found it in my email. Looks like it got posted early this evening. It's stupid, too, cause I donated one dollar ONCE, yet somehow I'm one of the campaigns "most dedicated donors." Retards can't even vary the form letters a little.
>>75735039
kek, thanks for confirming it's real
looking forward to the inevitable Desperate Hillary killshot
