>get cable TV again
>allowed to select my own channels for my subscription
>go all in on "documentaries and educational" plus a few news channels
>turn on random channel
>fucking mark dice talking about conspiracies
>next channel
>"align buildings to patterns in the heavens to channel spiritual energies ..."
>next channel
>older white woman "and I felt..something.. touch my arm" spooky music
>next channel
>"it wouldn't at all surprise me if in fact it was ancient aliens doing th.."
>next channel
>chris angel the youtube magician fag with the mystic power of Premiere Pro apparently has a TV show now
>next channel
>random youtube videos play and a panel of adults talk over them making comments and goofy sounds that you hear from 10 year olds, fucking pewdiepie level
>next channel
>people driving trucks in the snow. And that's the whole premise. Ice Road Truckers.
>next channel
>people picking through junk for profit. Not terrible and stupid but I quickly find out there's about a dozen shows all about the same premise.
>ghost hunters in a dark room screaming because a "psychic" woman "feels" "a being" "standing near her"
>next channel
>murder mystery. This could actually be interesting. But no, every 10 seconds an actor woman jump cuts in to make sleazy, cheesy and inappropriate comments making a complete mockery of the tragedy and the victims.
>>75717898
I haven't watched television since 2003.
>sucking the brainwashing tit
>>75717898
It's lowest common denominator television. They programme for the stupidest, most attention deficit viewer.
Blame the need for ratings. Stick with PBS or BBC.
>>75718487
BBC is boring at least BBC Canada is it's just top gear all day I don't care about cars.
just get rid of cable.
torrents + netflix + sports streams if you're into that, and you have all you need.
>>75718828
No Planet Earth? Holy fuck.
BBC dump cash into their documentaries. They're the prettiest things on television.
But they tend to focus the good stuff on animal and wildlife.
Oh, I forgot the most rage inducing shit I saw.
A Hitler documentary from France where the narrator sounds like the most spiteful and stereotypical jew that ever existed. "In Love with Hitler" I believe was the title. It mostly consisted of clips of Eva Braun smiling while the narrator spit sarcastic lines about her enjoying herself while millions of yids were being toaster roastered, with the implication that that's why she's in a good mood. The narrator claimed every single German was pro nazi and competing kike baking champions. I can't sufficiently represent the falsehoods and toxin being spewed here, you have to see it for yourself. The french are still sore as fuck about Hitler steamrolling them with no effort whatsoever.
>>75717898
There is nothing wrong with Mark Dice.
>>75719173
No I never saw planet earth on TV my science teacher showed it to us though in school.
Our TV is okay I think the news is really biased and ignores every country except Canada and America but over all we don't really have too many cucked shows. Murdoch mysteries is decent if you're interesting in seeing a Canadian show but the new seasons added a nigger woman doctor so it became kind of cucked but like the first 5 seasons are fine
>>75717898
>he watches television
>>75719586
On a side note, the changing of this joke in Futurama is your fault.
This used to say Prime Minister of Norway, but no more because that could offend one of you.
>>75717898
>and you paid for all this
Finshd4u.
>>75719933
More like they believe the scandinavia is socialist utopia meme and leftshits found the joke inconvenient. Norway is like Belgium, deeply appreciative of any attention at all.
