The US is literally a fake country, created when Britain was forced to dump a few hardcore cucks (who formed the vast minority of American loyalists) somewhere after the Revolution. The US has no real identity (GUNS LMAO) outside of New York (which doesn't even want to be a part of the US). "But that's not fair, America has culture!" you say. Very true. The blood thirsty cops and niggers are well-known icons world-wide. The only thing close to iconic culture that (Anglo) "US" is the army, and those guys are just gay cowboy police who had to go settle the middle east because the "Americans" were too cuckolded and scared to do it themselves. Can you honestly think of anything more pathetic than that? Great Britain doesn't give a fuck about America. Just because you say "Zed" instead of "Zee" doesn't mean they care about you. And why would they? You threw away your British heritage for 50 fucking somalias and what do you have to show for it? You're a bargain bin America, basically an oversized Vermont. America is blessed that they happen to live next to the single most benevolent and peaceful military superpower in Western History, Mexico. Nobody else would let a pathetic joke like that exist right on their doorstep. And we don't even have to. With NAFTA and the gradual erosion of anything remotely uniquely "American" your grandchildren will be begging us for annexation. I just hope that my progeny have the good sense to reject it. I wouldn't want this great country bogged down by something as pathetic as """"""""The US"""""""".
>>75705908
Can't think of anything to comment so I'm just going to post a pancake recipe
Makes 10 to 12 thick 4-inch pancakes
Ingredients
1 ½ cups milk (plus more as needed)
1 egg
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 cups self-rising flour
¼ teaspoon baking soda
1/3 cup superfine granulated sugar
2 tablespoons butter, melted
Preparation
In a bowl or 2-cup measure, whisk together milk, egg and vanilla. Into another bowl, sift flour and baking soda. Stir in sugar. Make a well in the center. Add milk mixture. Whisk until just combined. Batter will be thick (thin with a little milk, if desired; batter will get even thicker as it sits).
Heat a large nonstick skillet or griddle over medium heat. Brush pan with melted butter. Using about ¼ cup batter per pancake, cook pancakes 3 to 4 minutes or until bubbles appear on surface. Turn and cook 3 minutes or until cooked through. Transfer to a plate. Cover loosely with foil to keep warm. Repeat with remaining mixture, brushing pan with butter between batches. Serve.
BUILD WALL
>>75705957
You have to go back.
>>75706323
>that flag
>go
I don't think you get it
>mexico
>>75705908
>mexican intellectual
>implying your country is more than your natives getting cucked so hard the spaniards fucked a new country
Mexican troll trolling...Canadians? I don't get it.
>>75705908
>No culture
Howabout the invention of Rock n Roll and therefore every genre of music since the 50's you dumbass
>>75706817
Rock n roll is british you neggroid.
>>75706939
>a shitskin insulting others
>>75706939
No rocknroll came from Jazz dumbass
>>75705908
>Mexican intellectuals
>>75706939
Dude. Blues was invented in the late 1800's to 1930's by niggers, then the niggers invented rock n roll in the 40's-50's. THEN british people got influenced from it in the 60's and made "Rock". Just look at who The Beatles favorite musicians were- Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry, Elvis. It's all Rock n roll, which is American.
>>75705949
how fluffy are those pancakes?
>>75706939
Lol,
No, no it's not.
Your music is from germany, Rock n Roll is a mix of several things that started in America you Spicunt
>>75705908
Mexico is literally a fake country, created when Spain was forced to dump a few hardcore cucks (who formed the vast minority of Mexican loyalists) somewhere after the Revolution. Mexico has no real identity (BEHEADINGS LMAO) outside of Juarez (which doesn't even want to be a part of Mexico). "But that's not fair, Mexico has culture!" you say. Very true. The blood thirsty cartels are well-known icons world-wide. The only thing close to iconic culture that (Spanish) "Mexico"are tacos, and those things are just gay little fake sandwiches because the Mexicans are too fucking stupid to make real bread. Can you honestly think of anything more pathetic than that? Spain doesn't give a fuck about Mexico. Just because you say "vidEo" instead of "vidAYo" doesn't mean they care about you. And why would they? You threw away your Spanish heritage for 50 fucking somalias and what do you have to show for it? You're a bargain bin Mexico, basically an oversized Guatemala. America is blessed that they happen to live next to the single most benevolent and peaceful military superpower in Western History, America. Nobody else would let a pathetic joke like that exist right on their doorstep. And we don't even have to. With NAFTA and the gradual erosion of anything remotely uniquely "Mexican" your grandchildren will be begging us for annexation. I just hope that my progeny have the good sense to reject it. I wouldn't want this great country bogged down by something as pathetic as """"""""Mexico"""""""".
>>75705908
They you will be staying home i take it?
holy shit, you've been making stupid thread after stupid thread, just fucking stop...jjust tell your cousins they have to go back and sop shitposting
>>75705908
>Mexico
stopped reading there
>>75706939
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_and_roll
First sentence:
>Rock and roll (often written as rock & roll or rock 'n' roll) is a genre of popular music that originated and evolved in the United States during the late 1940s and early 1950s
If you're thinking Punk rock, then you're also wrong...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punk_rock
>Punk rock (or simply punk) is a rock music genre that developed between 1974 and 1976 in the United States, United Kingdom, and Australia
fucking beans, man
>>75705949
I haven't had pancakes in such a long time. I wish I had a gf to cook for. I'd make her a bunch of good food.
Mexicans are societal leeches who contribute nothing
I agree. America is so pathetic. When will they just die? Who knows. The only culture they have is nigger culture. They haven't invented anything if value. They're utterly worthless. I do hope that mexico erases every last bit of their pathetic existence.
Mexicans rape the system and get away with it
>>75707459
>I wish I had a gf I could cook for
Probably why you don't have one, you have to win her over with your masculine traits before you bust out your feminine traits to push it over the top.
>>75707548
ahmed is that you?
>>75707652
Muhammed?
>>75707548
>I agree. America is so pathetic. When will they just die? Who knows.
>>75707347
Good work
>>75707613
If you say so pal.
If money and good looks are all that matter now then I should not even bother marrying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzQ8GDBA8Is
>>75705908
>>75707511
this misses the fact that most immigrants are mexican
>>75707735
> Mexico so irrelevant you don't need to post images of Mexicans brutally murdered by the cartels or their mass graves
Sage btw
>>75707735
>Empire
You don't even have your own language. How could you be an empire? Kekekekek
>>75705908
And yet Mexicans want to live here so badly, they'll do so illegally.
If they wanna go to a fake bargin bin country so badly, what does that make yours?
>>75708112
Didn't stop Austria.
>>75707459
Why not make her a bowl of eggs
Is it the same """Mexican Intellectual"" making these threads or are Mexicans in general getting really nervous
sage
>>75708296
Austria is Germany. You're just a jungle filled to the brim with spics and niggers.
>>75705908
Oh Mexico. We took all the good land from you and you are understandably upset about it. Should we have burned your capital too? Oh, wait.
![ztizorf3cfspwtroo5uz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Eu6qsye.jpg "ztizorf3cfspwtroo5uz[1].jpg")
>>75707735
>>75705949
Fuck off, you subversive cunt.
>>75708370
>Austria is a country that didn't exist until 1000 years after Austria
British
""""""""Education"""""""
AMERICANS BTFO
>>75707295
A lot I hope
>>75708112
It's not us who uses the term Empire in this context, bong.
>>75708471
Yes, we have education. You don't.
>>75705908
>America is blessed that they happen to live next to the single most benevolent and peaceful military superpower in Western History, Mexico.
Here's a nickle. Gimma box of chiklets and send over that girl that fucks the donkey, Paco.
>>75708507
Here's the redneck thinking his shithole is historically relevant. kekekekek.
>>75705908
>superpower
>get beat by some drunk Texan farmers
Pick one.
>>75707548
We invented the modern world limey cunt
>>75708629
Don't you have some beds to make for some syrians arriving on the train this morning? They'll be upset if they have to make their own bed, and tell the local news and you'll be ostracized and alienated based on how uncaring he can get away with depicting you on camera.
>>75708830
You mean the current version? Oh yes, its quite a sight. You're obviously doing a better job than us aren't you? Kekekek
>>75708971
Don't you have some dicks to suck, faggot?
>>75708986
Get off the American invented internet, stop using your american computer, cell phone, car, airplanes and just about everything worth anything today.
>>75709053
That's your department, bong.
>>75706939
you must be an educated mexican
kek
>>75709218
>Car
>Airplanes
>Phone
>Computer
>American inventions
Topkek
Stop speaking my language faggot. Your mental retardation butchers it.
>>75705908
>>75705908
Pedro, who hurt you
>>75708546
all you have is bad teeth faggot
>>75705908
did you guys hear something? I can't hear over the sound of our border wall being constructed
>>75709393
>the only british invention
>>75709641
And you have no foreskin.
>>75709676
Better than fried butter.
>>75709053
This is getting pathetic, just stop the shit posting and go back to raping like all the other immigrants
>>75709670
Guess what? The wall just got 10 feet taller.
>>75709676
Brits can't afford beans and cornbread
>>75709670
But, mi hermano, I have Mexican citizenship just like you.
>>75709806
>Raping
>Implying white women don't enjoy the BIG Arab cock
>>75709670
nice rebuttal.
>>75709991
Hajjis not allowed to use cock, that's why they an hero with dynamite belts.
>>75705908
>Mexico trying to act tough
>>75705908
>Just because you say "Zed" instead of "Zee"
Americans say ZEE, everyone else says ZED.
>>75710750
No you don't, Pedro.
>>75709393
But those literally are American inventions.
>>75705949
DON'T DO THIS!
IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS!
>>75705957
>>75705908
>all of this according to Mexico
Just as real as you faggot.
>>75711633
What?
Do you not watch our American movies?
>>75711826
>Actual arguments
>Quoting sources
Where?
>Tfw there won't be .50 caliber machine gun nests on the Wall
I just want to be able to kill the spics that even try
>>75705908
>DUDE GUNS LMAO
Remind me why we haven't nuked Mexico yet.
>>75712304
Because you're a week male country.
>>75712390
Weak*
>>75712304
where's your katana edgemaster
>>75707459
U got it backwards bro
>>75711799
Thanks man
>>75705908
BTFO Mexican """""Intellectual"""""
>>75705908
>Mexican Intellectuals
>>75712688
>>75712697
>>75705908
u mad?
>>75712788
>Mexican Intellectuals
>>75705908
Nice pasta.
>>75712985
>>75712788
> Implying I'm cockasian instead of """"""""based"""""""" beaner
> Parents are legal Mexican immigrants and have been living in Mexico for hundreds of years prior to the move-over
>>75708501
Every time
I want to fuck those pancakes
Most retarted op ever
>>75713132
You're a disgrace uncle Juan
>>75713222
American """""Education""""""
>>75713261
Sorry my parents wanted to live in a objectively better country than the shithole that's Mexico.
Mexico's a disgrace, José, not me.
>>75705908
You are late for cutting my yard pedro.
>>75711777
they were not. without british scientists you couldn't get anywhere. the first phone was invented by a scot.
their is only one reason Mexico exists: Spaniards can't pull out
if Spaniards knew how to do that, Mexico would be another state in the USA
so suck my white dick and get back to mowing my lawn for pennies Paco, before your abuela gets her head cut off
>US is fake
Well, then, Mexico must suck more balls than I thought it did since it got its ass handed to it and occupied by something that wasn't even real. And I'm not even talking about the Texas revolution here, either. That one REALLY made Mexico look bad. The Texans weren't even formally trained, they were a bunch of country folk from the US.
tl;dr if US is fake, then Mexico is the most pathetic country on Earth for losing half of its land to something fake
And based on your description, OP, Mexico is pretty much the Spanish version of that except Spain didn't really care (they didn't even bother throwing more than 30,000 men at the shithole of Mexico)
>>75713599
>"their is only one reason"
>American """""education""""""
>>75705908
Omg literally cringe ylyl capped for hilarity thank you Juan fucking keks
>>75713785
taking away 3 pennies from your pay
if you keep this up you'll be in debt mexinigger
>>75705908
I'll give $1.50 to paint the inside of my chimney?
>>75705908
oh shit guys we got a mexican intellectual in here
>>75706939
Someone is trolling fucking kek
>>75705908
Mexico is literally a fake country, created when Spain was forced to dump a few hardcore cucks (who formed the vast minority of Mexican loyalists) somewhere after La Reconquista. La Mexico has no real identity (TACOS LMAO) outside of Jalisco (which doesn't even want to be a part of Mexico). "But that's not fair, Mexico has culture!" you say. Very true. The blood thirsty cartel and savage amerindians are well-known icons world-wide. The only thing close to iconic culture that (Spic) "Mexico" is the cartel, and those guys are just gay cowboy police who had to go settle rural mexico because the "Mexicans" were too cuckolded and scared to do it themselves. Can you honestly think of anything more pathetic than that? Spain doesn't give a fuck about Mexico. Just because you say "tu" instead of "vos" doesn't mean they care about you. And why would they? You threw away your Spanish heritage for 31 fucking drug factories and what do you have to show for it? You're a bargain bin Mexico, basically an oversized Mexico City. Mexico is blessed that they happen to live next to the single most powerful and mighty military superpower in Western History, America. Nobody else would let a pathetic joke like that exist right on their doorstep. And we don't even have to. With NAFTA and the gradual erosion of anything remotely uniquely "mexican" your grandchildren will be begging us for annexation. I just hope that my progeny have the good sense to reject it. I wouldn't want this great country bogged down by something as pathetic as """"""""La Mexico"""""""".
wow, that was easy
Fucking Mexico. What exactly do you contribute to the world aside from cheap labor and drugs?
"Oh, boy, America's terrible because their women fuck men instead of donkeys and their bands don't wear sombreros"
Mexicans are just NIGGER LITE
>>75714088
>>75709670
I hate Americans. I laughed when the twin towers fell. It showed them how weak they really are. A plane brought a """"""""""""mighty""""""""" nation to its knees.
>>75714347
>>75714088
>t. Laquisha Smith
>>75714420
>14420
>420
Fucking blaze it, crumpet.
>>75713425
Mexican "education" : >>75712390
>week
And they bite the bait.
>>75714542
>Literally Mexico
>>75707347
cool, in a way better than mine
10/10
>>75714088
Best burn I've seen in a coon's age.
Watch my pancakes for me while I'm gone, /pol/
>>75714649
No, I don't smoke the nigger plant. Fucking degenerate scum.
>>75714980
>Not being degenerate
>>75714694
>Doesn't know about autocorrect
American """education"""
>>75714420
Easy there ahmed
>>75714542
>>75715084
>Mexico the "'""""Country""""""
>>75714739
We're in full blown Merica mode at this point Brozil. The butthurt is dripping from my screen. You'd best keep your distance from Mexico, Brozil. We like you because you also have lazy indians and niggers shitting on your country and make us feel better so you're cool in our book. Most of us Ameribros can't tell the difference between anyone south of the Rio Grande, except, of course the Argentinians who are obviously white.
>>75705908
I'm glad to see you're against illegal immigration as well Pedro. If you keep this up you'll convince the millions of potential illegal immigrants that the US isn't any better than their cartel run taco country and they'll stop coming in. Thanks for doing your part to help America.
>>75715084
>I-I-T WAS AUTOCORRECT I SWEAR
This has to be the saltiest thread i've ever made. Good job, /pol/tards.
>>75715084
Yeah whatever Juan kek
>>75715207
>Capitalizing "country"
>>75714739
It's like making fun of a retarded kid.
You know you shouldn't but it's so easy
>>75715290
>>75714980
K A N G Z
A
N
G
Z
>>75715132
The names actually Mohammed, faggot. England is my country now. Sooner or layer yours will be mine too. Where is your guns? Pathetic american infidel.
>>75715325
>acting like he doesn't need to go mow a lawn right now and is about to lose his job
>>75715325
>>75715276
He corrected it seconds later, you dumbfuck
>75712428
>>75715417
>>75715550
Why?
>>75715588
Great bantz pedro now go help gonsalez with his lawnmower
>>75715588
And good job linking >>75712428
>>75715290
Stop using proxy to bait.
You are so pathetic you can't even think of a proper arguement.
Just hang yourself, whoever the fuck you are.
>>75715686
>>75715653
That's it. Walk away cuck. I'll enjoy the delicious pink pussy of your women.
>>75715879
Keep capitalizing "country" then
>>75715843
Proxy?
SOY DE LA BANDA CHAKALONA! JAJAJA!
Tranquilo carnal, nadamas es puro salseo.
>>75715843
How much you selling a qp for?
>>75705908
Mexican shitposting, wall gets an inch higher.
>>75716032
>He thinks that's why I'm keking
>>75716013
>>75705908
build wall.
>>75715843
Says the follower of Stefkike Memecult
>>75716461
Good one mexico
>>75716037
Worthless naco, eh?
Alright, it suits you.
¿Por qué molestarse en crear estos hilos?
Exactamente ¿Qué es lo que intentas lograr?
Lo único que consigues es hacer ver a Mexico aun más escoria de lo que ya es.
Lástima de idioma. Una persona de verdad podría usar el idioma Inglés para algo mejor que tú.
DELETETHIS
>>75716013
Kinda like muhammad is enjoying your womens?
>>75716620
What of I told you that I am Muhammed.
>>75707826
You probably shouldn't. You should buy a car though.
Then suck on the tailpipe.
>>75716573
Pobre chairo otaku pendejo criado por madre soltera. Sigue compartiendo memes irónicos en FB o Hispa.
>>75716835
t. british cuck wishing he was cucking
>>75716573
No seas tan manco, niño. ¿Por qué te importa lo que diga un don nadie en un sito tan mierdoso como 4chan? Porque no sales y te consigues un trabajo (y de paso una vida social) para que así no tengas que amarrar tu ego personal con la imagen de tu país en el internet.
>>75716907
REPORTED
>>75705908
Block of text shitting on America.
> I'm European, we have done this to death already.
> We even had to export excess comedians (to America)
>>75705908
Rest now, Pedro. You're drunk, as usual
SOON
>>75705908
got news for you hombre...
all pais es fake countries.
>>75705908
>America is blessed that they happen to live next to the single most benevolent and peaceful military superpower in Western History, Mexico.
wew
>>75717640
Fucking AIDS monkey
>>75717886
BRs are bro tier. Fuck outta here neggroid.
>>75717385
>Mexico wants to be part of America this bad
your subconscious deceives you
>>75717972
Zika-lover detected
>>75707548
shut up Pajeet, and go tell Muhamad that his rape kids have expired again, you need a new batch
>>75705908
If the US is a fake country, what does it make Mexico since we curb stomped then in war? Really makes u think.
>>75718391
India would shit all over you country. Do you even have a navy, monkey?
>>75705949
first post best post
>>75718394
>then
>u
>AMERICAN """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""EDUCATION""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>75718621
if i fake country how i have burger?
obama is muslim
>>75705908
BUILD
WALL
>>75718621
You aren't really making a case for your country, Pablo. Why don't you go leave out a bowl of guacamole for the cartels so they might not rape your abuela tonight?
>>75717886
At least we have AIDS. You got nothing.
>>75718491
>India would shit all over you country
I'm certain they will.
>>75719284
Huemonkey. Haven't you got some AIDS to catch? India will be superpower while we will rape your land for resources.
>>75712788
>average Mexican man
>America is such shit that mass amounts of my population is leaving my country just to live a better life there!
Better cross the wall while you can
>>75719214
And Zika.
Nice proxy leaf
>>75719908
No proxy. Just a based mexican.
>>75716573
Jajaja, que paso chairo. ¿Te quedaste sin palabras?
>>75720242
Right on. You'll be a formen for your section of the wall congrats
200 replies.
I'm a /pol/ superstar.
>>75720939
>>75706323
Mexico is barely a country. If any country lacks history, it's Mexico. All you have is your chicken de mayonaiise day and that's it. And maybe a few cartels on the side.
Haha stopped at the flag
>>75719284
Kek'd
>>75705949
fpbp.
I have celiac disease but will use this recipe but with gluten free flour. I will post sometime on next saturday morning about results.
Thanks fellow burger. Never thought about sugar in my pancakes.
>>75705908
Stop jumping over the border then you faggot little fleas.
>>75705908
>implying all countries aren't spooks
>>75705908
>The US has no real identity
Well it's hard to really get an identity in there. I mean we are about 238 years old.
>>75717437
jesus what is that. i love it
>>75705908
>hardcore cucks
>kicked the shit out of filthy Mexicans
Pick one
>>75722487
cucks
>>75712438
Everyone I know that's a total fedora is mexican.
>>75705908
If America is so awful, why are you Mexicans so obsessed with it? And why are you so scared of being kicked out?
>>757072908
The soda will make them Fluffy famalam
>>75707459
Goddamn bro I love to cook and it always sealed the deal with the bishes. I know that feel
>>75717385
I'm sorry but what actually makes you think that that is ever going to happen. No analogies, no bullshit insults, just actual realistic reasons that would ever happen.
>>75705908
A FUCKING TACO
>>75705908
Mexico is literally a fake country, created when Spain was forced to dump a few hardcore cucks (who formed the vast minority of racemixers) somewhere after la Conquista. Mexico has no real identity (TACOS LMAO) outside of Cancun (which doesn't even want to be a part of the Mexico). "But that's not fair, Mexico has culture!" you say. Very true. The blood thirsty cartels and niggers are well-known icons country-wide. The only thing close to iconic culture that (Spic) "Mexico" is the army, and those guys are just gay vaquero police who cant even settle their own land because the "Mexicans" were too cuckolded and scared to do it themselves. Can you honestly think of anything more pathetic than that? Spain doesn't give a fuck about Mexico. Just because you say "Si" instead of "TSUUUUUUUUUUUU" doesn't mean they care about you. And why would they? You threw away your Spanish heritage for 50 fucking tortillas and what do you have to show for it? You're a bargain bin Mexico, basically an oversized Home Depot parking lot. Mexico is blessed that they happen to live next to the single most benevolent and peaceful military superpower in Western History, America. Nobody else would let a pathetic joke like that exist right on their doorstep. And we don't even have to. With NAFTA and the gradual erosion of anything remotely uniquely "Mexican" your grandchildren will be begging us for annexation. I just hope that my progeny have the good sense to reject it. I wouldn't want this great country bogged down by something as pathetic as """"""""The United Mexican States"""""""".
>>75722787
>>75722787
Want Atzlan back paco? Is that why you're mad? Too bad because God graced white anglo saxon protestants and granted us the right to take the land of filthy savages and catholics (same thing really) and guided us to spread to the Pacific. You're lucky we didn't take the rest of your country and wipe the embarrassment that is the Mexican "people" off the face of this planet, as should've been done long ago. You're jealous that our people, the AMERICAN people, rose to prominence and is going to be a major world super power for the rest of eternity while your shitty "society" will wallow in filth, drugs, and violence. You and your shitty """country""" are the laughing stock of the entire world, because, by all means, you should've been successful, but you fucked up bad Paco by breeding with literal subhuman filth, and now the majority of your population is """mestizo""" which follows the one drop rule but for spanish blood, which is tainted moor nigger blood to begin with. With a gene pool so hopelessly diluted and a culture so vapid, disgusting, degenerate, and shallow I can't help but pity you, Juan.
>>75705908
I agree 100%, on top of this Americunts are the most arrogant, rude people you will ever meet and have a massive superiority complex.
>>75724411
Now say it without crying.
>>75724521
Don't you have some poutine to be eating while you watch your wife get fucked by some 3 inch chinese dick, Jean-Pierre?
>>75724658
It without crying
>90% corrupt government
>dependent on america and its mass production to feed its citizens
>if america invaded you it would be like the german army going through poland but faster
>>75724709
You obeyed a Mexican. Good.
Oh boy, what a thread.
Thanks ameribros, it was quite fun.
Anyway, i'm off to sleep.
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER TOP QUALITY B8 THREAD!
*Outro song plays*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
>>75708112
No, we just speak English a lot better than you faggots. Please, please take piers Morgan and John Oliver- those limey cunts.
>>75705908
Don't you want another rich person to be president.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7u7YF8rr-A
>>75705949
thanks m8
>>75715320
Jewniversities? How is that BLM and safespaces comming along?
