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Dan Schneider is innocent until proven guilty.
>This is the part when I say I don’t want it
>I'm stronger than I've been before
>This is the part when I break free
>>75701875
What is happening, someone please be kind enough to explain
>>75702537
People on 4chan are making allegations against Dan Schneider (creator of Nickelodeon tv show "iCarly" among others). Dan could pursue legal action against 4chan if he wanted to.
>>75703873
He needs to stop pursuing little girls panties actually familia
>>75703873
Yeah the case is going to be called Dan "If you wanna be on nick, you're gonna take this dick" Schneider vs Anonymous
>>75703873
These rumors go back at least a decade though, why so many threads recently? Did someone speak up?
>>75704178
No but its easy to make up Dan "I'm a biter, shes a crier" Schneider memes
>>75704396
It is, I've just noticed a surge in Dan "Grass on the field, you're fired" Schneider threads in the past few days.
>>75702537
People are slandering Dan Schneiders name
>>75704644
Because people are trying to ruin his life and career
>>75704744
>While he blatantly projects his child foot fetish's on national television episodically
The ultimate goal for a predator is to do it in plain site and have everyone be okay with it.
>>75705154
He doesn't have a foot fetish! Stop slandering his name
>>75705257
I've seen about 20 webm's over the past 3 days of your shows showing nothing but feet. From iCarly to Victoria.
Stop this Dan.
>>75705556
This is taken out of context
>>75701875
Oh nobodies being satirical. We literally believe Dan Schneider is a pedophile.
>>75705556
Whatever context it is in, the theme remains the same Danny boy.
If it means anything, I liked you in good burger
Is this Dan "the kike at Nick giving tykes the dick" Schneider we're referring to?
>>75706000
Trips don't lie.
>>75706388
Whats trips?
>>75706467
Check your ID from the last post. Triple zeroes, anon.
>>75702537
Ironic reverse Dan shill spreading the good word about Dan 'Toe in Every Hole' Schneider.
There exists a Fappening era picture of a former Nick starlet in the embrace of a fat man which resembled this individual.
Finding and spamming this photo is the prime directive.
Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter and I want to bite her" Schneider threads have been really common lately, what's up with that
>>75706597
Oh okay thanks
>>75706826
There's no pictures liar
>>75707000
Don't call him that
>>75706144
"Well I believe is he one, your Honor."
>>75707000
I dont know but it seems that all the threads has gotten Dan "That pussy cant get much tighter" Schneider to start browsing /pol/
>>75707124
Fuck off, Dan.
>>75701875
/pol/ is satire faggot. When will you shills understand that?
>>75707524
IM NOT DAN!!! IVE SAID THIS TEN MILLION TIMES IM JUST A GUY FROM CANADA OKAY?
>>75707709
>A FUCKING LEAF
What has Dan Chester the Molester Schneider been doing?
>>75708004
Working on making another smash hit for nick
>>75707709
Thats what you want us to believe Dan
>>75708080
Hehehehehe
>>75701875
It's not libel if it's true :)
>>75708108
I'm not Dan
>>75708175
You caught my rhymes? ;)
>>75708050
>I'm not Canadian
>I'M JUST A GUY FROM CANADA OKAY?
Nigger is this bait?
>>75707124
>Reverse Dan-posting
Bad even for a leaf
>>75708242
Sure Dan
>>75708414
Huh?
>>75708439
I'm not Dan
>>75706826
Which starlet does anyone remember?
>>75707616
That's your lame excuse for being a libelous, slanderous, trouble making asshole. I guess all those upskirt creep shots and ID revealing nudes on /b/ are satire too. Why don't you buy a horse, live in the mountains and stop bothering everyone.
>>75707709
whatever you say, Dan "dick like a coke can erect in your daughter's hand" Schneider
Well, I had better dump my evidence against him, then
>>75708631
Dan you don't have to hide, but if you like CP go to >>/b/
>>75702242
>I'll take the pleasure, take it with the pain
Is she trying to tell us something?
>>75701875
Dan "the man with the plan to get the kids in the van" Schneider
This one's pretty damning. Look at the horror in her eyes
>>75708709
I heard it was Ariana. I don't know if that's true though. I haven't actually seen it and didn't even know it existed until today.
>>75708777
Stop
>>75708848
What's wrong with being jewish?! Are you anti Semitic?!
>>75708888
NO!
>>75708175
Dan is gay? :O
>>75704396
>>75704178
>>75704050
You see we all hate Pedos even more than Jews and Niggers! But a fat Jew Pedo should go down!
Especially Dan "She sprung a leak, no show this week." Schneider!
>>75709408
Yes Dan /b/ would love another pedo
>>75709408
Dan get out before FBI traces your ip
>>75709522
NO HE ISNT!!!!
>>75709610
DONT SAY RACIAL SLURS!
>>75709228
Dude, that is actually kinda scary
>>75708937
>>75708981
>>75709016
>>75709045
>>75709076
>>75709118
>>75709144
>>75709267
>1464487885628.jpg
>>75709305
>>75709332
>>75709396
What the fuck show is this? This is some of the most creepy and absolutely disgusting shit I've ever seen in my entire life.
>>75709016
Girl on the right looks like that mila kaliffa or whatever her name is
>>75709408
My god you must really be dan schneider. I can not imagine someone white knighting this hard for the fat fuck.
>>75703873
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>75708709
Not Ariana. It was a lesser known. Brunette, hot, mirror selfie with a very overweight man whose was face partially hidden. She was def. of age during the picture.
>>75709408
We don't like jews on here, Dan "beating my meat on little girls' feet" Schneider
You're a fucking creepy cunt Dan! When we are done with you are moving onto Uncle Joe.
>>75709228
You can see she was crying. She has the kleenex she wiped the tears with.
FBI, please, when you're done with Hillary, put this bastard away for us.
>>75709177
Someone red pill me on mk ultra. I'm too lazy to read
>>75709759
Apparently what passes for childrens television in America.
This is peak degeneracy.
>>75709797
NO IM NOT!
>>75709967
This is anti semitism and it's a crime stop it now!
>>75709976
HES NOT CREEPY LEAVE HIM ALONE
>>75710062
Brain-washing with narcotics
Visual Representation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R682M3ZEyk
>>75704178
yea i think last night or this morning actually someone posted a thread saying: who is this man? what was his name? and a picture of dan schneider with that quinn girl from zoey 101. im surprised how some people collectively made this spin out of control all of the sudden.
>>75709668
Dan "I read the Torah before I bore her" Schneider just go home! We know you're on the payroll! Stop looking at your gifs and go back to the movie room!
>>75710062
Do you understand the concept of a Manchurian Candidate?
If not, it's essentially a way to brainwash a subject without them being aware of it afterwards.
>>75710157
Canadians reaching new lows first they white knight for muslims and now this.
>>75709923
Do you know where the photo is?
>>75710254
All I got when I looked it up was some movies and a book about some communism brainwashing.
Does it go by any other name or do you have a link?
>>75701875
Just fucking murder yourself jew.
Dan "my dick is thick, even if you're a spic" Schneider is as horrible as any other Hollywood jew, and death is the only thing they deserve.
>>75710045
Holy fuck i didnt even notice the tissue, holy shit
>>75710254
I get its brainwashing, but are there any actual experiments that were made pubic knowledge, are there any connections that can be made to the blatant media bias and the Bernstein shit
>>75710521
Amazing what you miss sometimes
>>75710378
From what i remember it was from the initial Fappening v1 release. Others in previous threads remembered it as well. One guy was scared to post it...saying it was scrubbed. The chick is hot and the guy is sloppy as fuck
>>75710242
GO TO BED!
>>75709016
>W H A T T H E F U C K
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>>75710588
There are lots of experiments. The CIA got in some hot water for some questionable procedures. The program is defunct (as far as we know) however
>>75710521
Did you notice her pants are unbuttoned?
>>75710788
TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT!!!!
>>75710062
But you're lazy enough to read this you lazyass
>>75710415
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra
Read up on this, pretty frightening stuff.
>>75710588
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirhan_Sirhan
This man claims to have no memory of killing Robert Kennedy; most likely he was brainwashed and used by LBJ and the CIA to put down Robert, who was threatening to rip away the democratic party from LBJ at the time. Also see the above link to the MKUltra program.
>>75710859
>the program is defunct
I think we all know that's not true
>>75710922
Jesus Christ, I didn't even notice that.
>>75708819
>>75708175
>>75708981
This is all taken out of context. Dan is a GOOD and INNOCENT man.
>>75707616
Come on man, we both know that line just devolves in to you being called a shill and trying to detract from the legitimacy of /pol/ views and then those accusers are called shills. By the time it hits bump limit, we're all meth-and-schizophrenia levels of paranoid thinking the entirety of this board (of peace) is nothing but political shills, federal agents, roleplaying redditors, and Correct The Record. It's a nasty game. Also, I wholeheartedly believe that Dan Schneider rapes children.
>>75711107
You're right
>>75710922
Sherlock mother fucking Holmes here! Nice work Anon!
>>75710945
Die Pedo Cunt! Laughs Satire
>>75710733
>saying it was scrubbed
"scrubbed?" Like erased? Why would he be afraid to post that?
>>75710975
Well the files say it wasn't very effective. I imagine MK or a similar program is still being tested but on a smaller budget and they've probably ditched the civilian testing
>>75710922
She should have buttoned them. Dan probably didn't even notice. He's usually anal about those THINGS.
>>75711107
There is a point where a writer will let his sick delusions into the stuff he makes cause it does so well and he can't get caught.
>>75708848
Every time.
>>75711179
Yes. People need to stop slamming and hating on Dan Schneider. He is a handsome and brilliant man. His works are family fun for the entire Family!
>>75711266
That isn't Dan. Believe me. I know him. The MAN is a HERO.
>>75701875
BELIEVE THOSE THAT WERE RAPED SHITLORD!!!! BELIEVE THOSE THAT DEFEND THE RAPISTS, TOO, YOU PATRIARCHAL PIECE OF SHIT!!!
>>75711176
>>75711244
Kaboom! Anal about those things.... i.e. little girls! Dan "Not a day goes by without me going in dry" Schneider can't keep getting away with this!
>>75707709
Why are you posting on every single thread this is weird.
>>75710945
I will give you the benefit the doubt.
Explain the context.
>>75711410
>I Know him.
I bet you know him REAL well
>>75711334
EXACTLY! Dan Schneiders shows such as Zoey 101, Sam and cat and game shakers are hugely popular he's a great writer and is beloved by all the people who he works with.
These slanderous comments are hurting his reputation and it needs to stop!
Dan Schneider is a good guy he didn't do anything wrong
>>75711410
What's your definition of hero. I sure as hell know this fuck never fought in any war i know he would never die for his people. He'd probably use you as a fucking shield if that's your so called hero i pity you.
>>75711484
To defend dans honor
>>75711490
They're just sitting having a chat, you've never sat in the jacuzzi with someone before! It's only creepy because your mind is creepy
>>75701875
Dan hymen divider schneider is presumed innocent by the judicial system not the populace who clearly see his predations
>>75711433
>Not Dan "five fingers make a fist, are you prepared to make the list" Schneider
>>75710945
I agree, everyone, please leave diaper sniper Schneider alone, please!
>>75706826
It's not him, but lol
>>75711662
>To defend dans honor
Absolutely fucking end yourself as quickly possible, jew.
>>75709089
Why does she look cute in the show, but in every picture and video that has nothing to do with the show, she looks gross or at best derpy?
>>75711731
WE FOUND IT.
But its not him. Close though so very close. Who's the girl and who's the guy
>>75711731
How are the girls in Columbia?
>>75709396
she was over 18 when that video was made
>>75711731
Based trafficker
Please dont beat us too bad at Copa
>>75711711
DONT CALL HIM THAT!
>>75711783
Why?
>>75711883
She looks fine to me
>>75711433
Don't call him that.
>>75711495
Yes. Don't imply anything immoral or it could be taken as SLANDEROUS.
>>75711507
This. Dan Schneider and is really epic and is loved by kids and adults alike. He has some of the funniest shows in existence. It's nice to watch them as you eat a bowl of cheerios.
>>75711542
I know him and he would NEVER use me as a human shield. He mentors the actors and keeps them away from HARM. The man is a LEGEND and you aren't fit to wipe his shoelaces.
>>75711700
>Not Dan "dry that tear, it's for your career" Schneider
>>75708937
Quinn was the hottest on that show. Dan "The younger, the tighter, so bust one inside her" schneider actually had her put on a bikini... her fucking body almost made me erupt on the spot.
The man is degenerate, but a genius... like a mad scientist.
>>75712008
How could you do it to this angel? Dan "wipe away the tear it's for your career" Schneider
>>75712126
Can you explain your relationship with him?
How do you know him?
>>75712126
That's some "mentorship" going on.
>>75711731
who is the girl?
>>75712126
I'm pretty sure you're a fake, too many if you guys are trying to act funny by imitating me stop it it's not funny
>>75712215
You again?!
Just leave me alone
>>75711410
Ironic danshilling is now a form of shitposting on /pol/?
>>75712215
WHY DAN WHY!?!
>>75712325
At least Australia is asleep
>>75711889
>>75711894
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>>75712251
Lol I have no idea of the context. But the closeness is uncanny
>>75712297
Oh Dan "thicker than a coke can" Schneider I'll just never understand how you could take her innocence. She is ruined on the inside....
there is no justice in this world
>>75712126
>mfw 4chan has stirred up enough shit that Dan "Tiny feet is where I skeet" Schneider himself is shitposting on 4chan to save his reputation
>>75701875
Good luck proving damages on a Burmese bamboo carving image board, faggot.
>>75712139
>Not Dan "what makes you think I'll put it in the stink" Schneider
>>75712234
I've worked with him on set. I live in Toronto, Canada but am currently in Buffalo, NY.
>>75712243
Yes. Dan keeps them out of harm's way. Hr is VIEWED as a father figure on set.
>>75712252
What? I don't even know what the fuck you are talking about. EXPLAIN.
>>75712325
It ain't ironic, corncob.
I can't be fucked to read another Dan "the diaper sniper" Schneider thread but I assume that one leaf is still comically defending dana honour?
>>75712552
I wasn't asking about the pic, I was asking in general, how are the girls in Columbia?
>>75711662
I think its because 2 large black men are almost on top of 2 little uncomfortable looking girls.
Like I said in the beginning you want us to be okay with your creepy little mind dan.
>>75712712
The set of what?
>>75712712
Thank you for admitting that you're an actual shill.
>>75712712
>"it ain't ironic,corncob."
calling people corncobs now what is this advanced shilling 2.0.
>>75712558
It shows through in the lyrics every now and then.
>A little bit scandalous, but baby, dont let them see it
Song: Into you
http://genius.com/Ariana-grande-into-you-lyrics
>>75712592
I'm not Dan.
>>75712558
No she isn't
>>75712592
No he isn't!
>>75712712
Okay liar, tell me something only a Torontonian would know
lol @ diaper sniper
>>75712799
Don't be perverted
I may not be a lawyer but this guy is guilty based off this video alone
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL9Se5hRRfF99WC76uW95ovTfEgn5k6bpu¶ms=OAFIAVgB&v=xdNZjxJ0ifg&mode=NORMAL
RIP Dan "put it deep in her can" Shneider
>>75712750
Depends on where you go, in the best places they can be quite cute and feminine. Europeans are still prettier though
>>75712981
Dan "Up the Duff, whoops Hillary I mean" Schneider. Go home you sicko!
>>75712832
The set of his famous and LOVED show iCarly.
>>75712870
I'm not shilling. I am protecting the best DANG hero you will ever HEAR of.
>>75712880
It ain't my fault you're actin' like a silly corncob. It's one of Dan's in jokes among his very adult friends.
Pic if anybody wants it.
>>75713064
He'd probably would still sleep with her even if she was covered in trash.
Dan "The Slime Geyser" Schneider
>>75712933
Actually you're right, if anyone in this thread is him between the two of you, it's you. You are literally Dan "Slamming tiny hams" Schneider. Fuck you you creepy scumbag.
>>75713097
Are the women better in more rural places or in a city like Bogotá?
>>75713207
Take this down. It's slander.
>>75712712
Whatever cunt. Pretend like the studio execs aren't disgusted by the way he acts towards the girls. The way he puts his fetish in front of the world for kicks. Pretend he doesn't have them do back room deals.
He's ruined heaps of girls and there's been plenty of good people in pedowood notice it and leaks bits out.
>>75709045
WHATS IN THE BUCKET DAN
>>75713064
Dude what the fuck...
He is the cameraman for this entire thing
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL9Se5hRRfF99WC76uW95ovTfEgn5k6bpu¶ms=OAFIAVgD&v=ZHH-XWJoaig&mode=NORMAL
Dan "Good god they're children man" Schneider needs to be locked up.
>>75713225
Don't call him that.
>>75713207
Take this down
>>75713242
I told you 100 million times I'm not Dan Schneider I'm just a guy from Canada okay?
>>75713367
>Im not Dan
Ok Dan
>>75713271
He is HARD-WORKING and HONEST. Don't speak ill of him.
>>75713315
Don't call him that.
>>75713367
Sure thing Dan
>>75713367
ok dan the man. How many hymens are you planning on colliding btw.
>>75703873
It's only slander and libel if it's wrong, senpai. Only if it's wrong...
>>75712893
That's referencing when she started getting with her backup dancer Ricky Alvarez while she was dating big Sean. There's a two part song forever boy or something on dangerous woman that goes into it aswell.
>>75713367
Dan detected.
>>75713367
This """""person""""" has been Dan posting for the past 8 hours
>Leafs
Not even once
>>75713245
In cities, but not in Bogota. In Medellin and the Atlantic coast there are better girls
>>75712933
John Tory is the mayor and the old one smoked pot and now he's dead. Speaking of which, Dan is PRETTY heavily ANTI-DRUG. More proof that he is NOT a friggin PEDO.
>>75713424
>>75713506
>>75713515
WRONG I'm a guy from Canada
>>75713597
So literally Dan Schneider.
>>75713597
For the past week everyday
>>75713528
>That's referencing when she started getting with her backup dancer Ricky Alvarez
Sure it is
>>75701875
>Libel is not satire
Do you mean satire is still libel?
>>75713636
More like Danada.
>>75710922
DELETE THIS
>>75710770
It's like 15.00 in New Zealand right now.
>>75713632
Googled Toronto I see :)
>>75711107
Jesus Christ.
If I had that gif of the nickelodeon girl sticking her toe in the facet like it was Dan Schneider's asshole I'd post it here.
>>75713720
You're pretty good
>>75713724
What's this in American time?
>>75713683
Really? I have been defending Dan. DON'T ever FREAKIN' think you can take credit for my defense of my HERO.
>>75713683
And why would you do that Dan "the man with a plan to get her in the van" Schneider ?
>>75713683
You've been dan posting for the past week wtf is wrong with you. You sir need a intervention holy shit.
>>75713636
Canadians are more shitposty than aussies
Die leaf
>>75713809
>Dan-posting
KEK
>>75703873
He wont, pursuing legal action would only work against him.
>online trolls claim hes a pedo
>he sues
>normies and the law start looking at him and his dealings with children a little closer
>he is jailed as a pedo and 4chan keeps on channing
>>75713728
No. Dan is ANTI-DRUG. If you think otherwise, you don't know him.
>>75713734
Nice try but Dan's asshole wasn't even on the TV before.
>>75713636
That's it, I'm a #FreeDanner now
Just kidding, hang yourself you disgusting fucking pedo.
>>75713788
Okay faker
>>75713801
Because I'm tired of this shitposting okay? It has nothing to do with politics
>>75713809
What's Dan posting?
>>75713853
Why?
>>75713724
A smart American must be a proxy!
>>75713782
Fuck off Danada! Go cry to Dan "18 is too old to hold." Schneider tell him we know he's a pedo and he should just KHS! While you're at it show him by example!
>>75713782
Subtract 12 and add PM. It's 3:12 PM right now in NZ.
>meme Magic is about to expose pedo wood
>>75714000
>dem trips to a shitty leaf.
Despicable but you've seriously been basically trying to make this guy look good for so long now.You need to stop there is a point in a man life when he should not stand up for someone else and stand up for himse.... by the gods.
This fucking leaf has been Dan-posting almost as much as that autist who used to spam that Justin "Zyklon" Bieber Making America Great Again Meme
>>75710521
HOLY SHIT I DIDNT EITHER. just as i was starting to think this theory was ridiculous
>>75701875
accusations are not libel, especially when the accuser believes they are true.
>>75701875
And 2+2=5
>>75714000
No youre not. You keep saying that it physically distresses you and thats not normal unless you have a connection to him. The mods need to give us this guys IP
It seems an extra in one of his programs actually got paid to let her feet get rubbed
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/19ro1b/til_that_dan_schneider_the_weird_manager_in/c8r125l
>>75714000
I know Dan. Do you think he likes drugs or hates them? Because he HATES them. He only says bad things about them. He isn't a freakin' PEDO like you nerdy poops say.
>>75714258
Send the Meme-Squad after him
Hes posting large amounts of suspicious memes
>>75714066
16 is the age of consent in Canada
>>75714198
What! Okay look Dan did nothing wrong and you guys are slandering his name! Leave him alone!
>>75714216
They are if you claim falsely that he did stuff that he DID NOT.
>>75714424
Danada get out!
>>75714258
I'm fine now because I bought beer :) I've been in a good mood all day
>>75714371
Whatever
Dan "Puttin' my little guy in your little girl's brown-eye" Schneider
>>75714504
Don't call him that. HE PROTECTS THE GIRLS FROM THE REAL BAD GUYS IN HOLLYWOOD.
>>75714424
>Dan did nothing wrong
I have a story that might convince you otherwise. I briefly worked at a tire place that was relatively close to the Nickelodeon studios and we had a van come in one day that I'm 99% sure belonged to Dan Schneider. The reasons I suspect it belonged to him was the fact it had been badly repainted over what looked like a Nickelodeon paint job since the interior of the panels were green but you could see orange under some flaking at the bottom of the doors, it had 100% tint(illegal) on the side windows, the entire back was covered in black leather, and the spare tire well was full of orange fuzzy handcuffs and a solid mahogany paddle that had "Dan the Man" inscribed on a small brass plate on the handle next to a series of score marks like someone was counting something. Now I don't know that this vehicle actually belonged to Dan or that he was doing illegal things in it with underage prospective female actors but it probably did and he probably does because you can't stop him and he keeps getting away with it.
test
>>75714424
I still don't understand why you're defending someone you don't know or you do know or you're him. So come fucking clean and tell us why you're defending him i've never seen such white knighting in my days go this far. Cause honestly i stopped laughing a few posts ago.
>>75708451
>doesnt know what trips are
> doesnt know hes a leaf
Summer is in full swing
>>75714665
pics or gtfo
>>75714625
This is how I know you're fake, nothing weird happens in Hollywood it's all a conspiracy theory, yes Dan is close with the girls because he's close with the whole cast of HIS shows!
>>75714665
Liar liar pants in fire
>>75701875
....
> Why does the perv make prime-time kiddie pornos then?
>>75714665
Loving the Dan-larity
>>75714665
These are lies. Stop it and Dan won't press charges. I'm sure. He's a great guy.
>>75714728
I'm not trying to be funny
>>75714794
I heard about this place on the news honestly
>>75714851
>nothing weird happens in hollywood.
Confirmed summer fag and knows less about america like he should.
>>75714851
You are the liar. Dan PROTECTS them against SHADY stuff. You should eat a poopsicle. Dan is A HERO.
>>75714850
Picks of what, the van? This was in the 90s my man. People didn't bring their Polaroid cameras to work.
>>75714974
He is lying but leave Dan alone. The guy just wants to make his funny situational shows and be left alone. Please just do that for him.
Dan "putting my 3 inch meat all over your underage daughter's feet" Schneider
Honestly I can't tell if you guys have developed advanced shitposting without me or there are just a lot of summerfags already.
>>75714399
Kekled
Can someone who isn't a meme magician explain the sudden influx of Dan Schneider threads. Did he get caught or what, because I haven't seen anything on the news.
>inb4 nickelodian shows!
Did something actually happen or what.
>>75715025
Can you stop trying to act like me? I don't appreciate it
Reminder that the boys aren't safe either. Save our children from Dan "Put it in her hot ham" Schneider.
>>75713207
Dan "The Kindergarten Rider" Schneider
>>75715124
Don't call him that. He's a great man.
>>75715124
Dan "The man who fucks underage b&" Schneider
>>75715123
Sorry but no i won't cause fuck you. You've deterred me and made me more suspicious of dan "The hymen collider" Schneider.
I hate Dan Schneider. The fat fuck deserves life in jail
>>75714776
I can see you anon
Why are you faggots so obsessed Dan Schneider?
>>75715239
What are you talking about? I have been protecting Dan for a while and I DAMN as HELL will not let you talk wrong of him. Dan gas done many HEROIC acts.
>>75715260
Wtf is that from god forbid.
>>75712474
Underrated post
>>75715315
That's not a nice thing to say
>>75712632
>Not Dan "give me a handy if you want the candy" Schneider
>>75715199
no, someone made a thread and posted a bunch of "evidence". Then this one canadafag started defending dan and since that thread its pretty much just be repeats of (Dan the ....), webms and gifs of his shows, and some random leaf who's gay for him or something
>>75715309
Dan has had sex with many beautiful women who craved his throbbing manhood but would NEVER touch an underage girl. That is SICKENING.
>>75715393
WHEN HAVE I EVER TALKED WRONG OF HIM
FUCKING ASSHOLE IVE BEEN BREAKING MY BACK FOR A WHOLE WEEK OVER A WEEK NOW PROBABLY ALMOST 2 WEEKS TO DEFEND DAN
Dan "dicks em down in a white van" Shneider
>>75715480
I'm not gay
>>75715464
Don't call him that.
>>75715529
Why are you so perverted? This is gross, it's not funny stop it!
>>75715569
are you the leaf poster?
>>75701875
God dammit
Technically you're right. No but's.
>>75715480
I expected as much. Thanks for not memeing me anon.
>>75715394
It's from iCarly, I'm sure. The kids name on the show is Gibby. Beware of Dan "Licks her toe jam" Schneider.
>>75715413
There's plenty of evidence out there, like McCurdy's #Schneider vine. He's the kind of guy that gets off to being open about what he does, hidden in plain sight
>>75715532
I have defended him FAR more than you. You said he has not stood bravely against shady deals and underhanded offers but that is false. The man is a HERO.
Oh shit
>>75715386
Because he clearly belongs in prison.
>>75715635
You stop it. DAN IS NOT A FUCKING PEDO. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR DAMN THICK SKULL.
>>75708981
LOL please tell me i'm not misreading that label as "Schnieder ketchup"
>>75715787
This is fake right?
>>75715680
He literally raped and molested her into a coal burner by 18
His grandfathers brother had lunch with the rockefellers, he is high up on the illuminati media food chain
>>75715623
Obviously it's Dan "when her pussy is sandy, I'll get a handy" Schneider.
>>75715640
Yeah, I've been here since day one
I check the catalog constantly to make sure I respond to any Dan Schneider threads that pop up. You guys keep saying I have a bot but not, just dedication to my man Dan
>>75715750
Nope
>>75715920
Nope. That's an open and shut case.
Put this man in prison.
>>75715886
Uh I never said he is! I've been defending him for almost 2 weeks against these slanderous allegations
>>75715886
>>75715965
You two should fight to the death and see who's more right.
>>75715953
Don't call him that. He respects his coworkers and is always there to help them.
>>75715965
No. You should eat a poopsicle.
Holy shit guys! remember that joke on /b/ where we say we're dan on omegle??
>>75715965
You mean 'My Man Dan who likes to Stick it in my Can' Schneider?
>>75716031
No. I have been defending him pretty well against those who wished to run his name through the MUCK and MUD.
>>75716072
I have defended Dan. This stupid fucking loser is saying Dan isn't a hero. I've been defending Dan when I was home in Toronto and will continue here in Buffalo.
>>75716090
Or it could be Dan "If you try to hide her, I'll just ride her" Schneider.
>>75716072
I had 3 Canadian guys imitating me yesterday, I don't appreciate these copy cats trying to act like me!
>>75716090
Im ignoring you from now on
>>75716126
No that's not his name
>>75716126
Stop it.
>>75708819
this is literally so random i cant even
>>75701875
It's a good day when I see Dan "Pre-menstruate Asphyxiate" Schneider shilling on /pol/
>>75713286
Dude 0:22.. is she saying rapist?
>>75716311
Don't call him that. It is slanderous and disrespectful to his good will.
>>75716339
Whatever. Just don't speak ill of the best producer on TV.
>>75715464
>Not Dan "finna skeet on those loli feet" Schneider
>>75716090
>defending Dan "muffle your daughter's sobs as my dirty cock throbs" Schneider
>>75716451
Somebody screencap these; I need a compilation.
>>75716339
Right, right it's Dan "I'm the man with the plan to go bam in her ham" Schneider?
>>75716451
Dan only gets with hotties who are his age. He has a certain type.
>>75716559
We need to screencap this whole thread this is legit odd as shit.
>>75716532
DAN DOESN'T FUCKING DO THAT. DO YOU THINK THEIR PARENTS WOULD JUST BE OKAY WITH THAT SICK AND TWISTED BULLSHIT? HELL FUCKING NO!!
>>75716567
NO!
>>75716746
If they were also getting paid for their childs "services" then yes probably.
>>75716636
My thoughts exactly. I would deliver but I'm on mobile.
>>75716746
I guess you don't like Dan "I put it inside her and now you can't bride her" Schneider?
Dan "gotta be discreet when you're fucking those feet" Schneider
>>75716829
THEY AREN'T. DAN IS A GOOD AND FAIR MAN. PEOPLE ARE SPREADING LIES ABOUT HIM. IF YOU MET HIM THEN YOU WOULD THINK HE IS THE GREATEST MAN EVER. ALL HE GETS ARE COMPLIMENTS ON HIS AWESOME SHOW AND HIS STYLISH HAIR.
>>75709228
Creepy motherfucker
Dan "nobody knows that i'm sucking on toes" Schneider
>>75717025
If i met him i'd tell him to drop 200 pounds then come talk to me again.
>>75716948
Don't call him that.
>>75716595
Dan "touch my peepee and get on tv" Schneider is a sophisticated diddler
>>75704178
Trying to use meme magic anon. Meme it up n it will happen.
>>75717104
That's not nice. It sounds like you are trying to be hurtful about his weight but he would never let it get to him. I know him. He isn't that kind of guy.
>>75717159
No, he isn't. Don't call him that.
Dan "suck my dickelodeon to get on nickelodeon" Schneider
Dan "Suck my pickle for a Nickle(odeon)" Schneider.
>>75717265
>he has a certain type
Underage.
Dan "Get in the van, or I'll post on 4chan" Schneider is a pervert. Under 18 block immediately. Sad!
Dan "I hope her parent's don't mind when I enter from behind" Schneider
>>75717265
>>75717159
He is sophisticated diddler, stop shilling for him.
Dan "Knows ABCs, she's too old for me" is a monster
>>75716511
>Dude 0:22.. is she saying rapist?
Yes, yes she is. Good catch.
Dan "they are best at ten" Schneider
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