>be me
>literally makes France with balls
>saves Poland
>makes all other monarchies shit bricks
>takes 3 coalitions to finally get Rekt
>remembered for being short
>>75698879
>remembered for being short
The internal Anglo hath struck him with lies
>>75698879
piss off anglo shit
>>75698879
Is that Napoopeon Boner Parts?
The irony is that Napoleon's legacy disproves manlet theory. He had the most desirable women in the world spread their legs for him. That Polish countess Waleska (sp?) was a piece of ass if I recall, and he cucked her husband, left her a single mom on Tinderski with a half-Corsican half-Polish baby in her bathroom selfies.
>>75698879
>be 1st European power in the 18th century
>be rocking your gigantic venous French cock to other European agglomerations
>Decide to help a little cute dude country on the other side of the world because just like Dark Sidious you feel a huge potential in them
>Do everything you can to help them win the war, including bankrupting your own country and selling them 1/3 of the mass land of said country
>Cute new dude eventually win the war
>Forward 200 years into present
>Young promissing disciple is now the toughest guy of the blocks
>Uses his huge influence power to make your country look like shit to the rest of the world
>Forever remembered as surrender monkeys
hey w-whats going on here ? hehe n-nice party but why am i not invited i don't get it
guys ? where are you going
Hitler ia just a gay manlet jew
So they say
Its like when you talk to lefties about homosexuality and theyre like OH U MUST HAVE A PROBLEM WITH OT CUZ UR GAY
Its kind of weird how they use that to try and shut a whole argument down
>>75701899
*IT
>>75699993
>>75700356
Delete these
>>75701786
hey at least i still think france is cool
>>75702865
Thx man Feelsgood
Check out my new haircut
>>75698879
>>remembered for being short
by retards
their opinion is irrelevant
>>75703298
looks p kl senpai
>>75698879
Some of the most brilliant and successful men in history are being called "manlets" by faggots who have accomplished nothing. Not only you Napoleon. Just ignore them.
>>75701484
Actually Napoleon was 1m70, which is above average for his contemporaries.
>>75701786
>be France
>you are basically the reason why the US exists in the first place
>be burger flipper
>get pissed that French don't want to fuck around in my sandnigger war
>tell other obese clappers that the French never won a war and are surrender monkeys
>>75704184
>obese clappers
kek
hey also took control of mexico!
>>75704184
>obese clappers
