![Cat_eating_a_rabbit[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J4zETPm.jpg "Cat_eating_a_rabbit[1].jpg")
Daily reminder these animals give you a unique protozoan brain parasite and we have literally no idea what it does to us besides some vague hormonal biochemistry.
Daily reminder that the US government is interested in toxoplasmosa gondii and has probably done some incredibly advanced research on it to see if it can be weaponised.
Daily reminder you are blind if you don't see the consequences of this.
>>75671289
Eat well kitters
>>75671289
Eat well kitters
>OP forgets to mention this only applies to outdoor cats
>>75671289
Eat well kitters
>>75671550
False. A mother cat can pass on t. gondii to its kittens.
Eat well kitters
>>75671289
Eat well kittens
Mohamendas why so but mad that we Western people got pets?
>>75671759
That's not the point. The fact t. gondii can only sexually reproduce in cats is mere coincidence.
>>75671289
>literally no idea what it does to us
The how bad can it be really. If there were really strong effects then they would be able to diagnose them. Cats and people have been around each other for a damn long time. If they gave us something crazy like ass cancer, then the connection would have been made.
eat well kitters
>>75671289
Eat well Kitters.
>>75671289
Eat well, kitters.
The parasite also comes from other sources and other animals. Our inability to go in and kill parasites such as malaria and other chaugins, and other such bugs is not the cats fault.
All things will be better as technology increases. Nano and genetic treatments might very well bring the targeted treatment and destruction of these bugs.
That way I can enjoy pet ownership of both my cats and my dogs even more-so than before.
Over 1/4 of people in the United States have it, and even more in other countries. You get it from eating undercooked meat most of the time; being infected through cat feces is extremely rare.
https://www.researchgate.net/profile/James_Mcauley3/publication/11848617_Toxoplasma_gondii_infection_in_the_United_States_seroprevalence_and_risk_factors/links/5412a0290cf2788c4b356375.pdf
>>75672041
Chagas, and other*...
>>75671289
eat well kitters
>>75671853
It's likely the precise opposite of cancer. The parasite most probably benefits us and makes us more socially cohesive, gives us endorphin hits at the right times, testosterone when it's needed. It's theorised that the parasite has adapted its survival on humans meeting others and being social instead of being isolated. This isn't prethought by the parasite, it's simply our reaction
It doesn't hurt us, it makes us stronger. But should we ignore an organism in the world simply because it's not going to kill us in 10 years?
>>75671289
Eat well kitters.
>>75671289
Daily reminder that 80% of German and French population has toxoplamosa.
It should only concern you if you have AIDS.
>>75672297
It's also incredibly high in certain regions of India.
>Toxoplasmosis is a parasitic disease which predominantly affects the central nervous system and eyes; it is caused by the protozoan Toxoplasma gondii. Serological evidence shows that toxoplasmosis affects a large proportion of the world population [1]. T. gondii can only sexually reproduce in the gut of felids; however, it is capable of infecting most birds and mammals, including humans, as intermediate hosts in order to transmit to its primary host [2]. The infection can be transmitted via contact with contaminated food or soil or congenitally from mother to child. The parasite forms tissue cysts, mostly in the central nervous system and eyes of hosts, and in immunosuppressed individuals or unborn children it can lead to serious complications such as: hydrocephalus, retinochoroiditisor encephalitis [3]. In healthy individuals the disease is latent and does not cause any apparent detrimental symptoms. There is new evidence that suggests T. gondii may be capable of altering the behaviour of the intermediate host in order to favour transmission to its feline primary host [4]. It has always been assumed that toxoplasmosis is asymptomatic in healthy people and is only a threat to immunosuppressed individuals and unborn children; however, there is recent evidence which links the disease to various neuropsychiatric disorders such as schizophrenia [5, 6]. Toxoplasmosis is a globally distributed major zoonosis and research is currently being done on effective diagnosis and treatment options in both humans and cats. Important new research is also being done on the pathophysiology and possible neuropsychiatric effects of this disease.
> There have been a number of studies which link toxoplasmosis with schizophrenia [5]. A large number of studies found an increased incidence of toxoplasmosis seropositivity (presence of T. gondii in serum) among patients suffering from schizophrenia [34]. A meta-analysis of these studies shows a statistically significant correlation between toxoplasmosis and schizophrenia. Furthermore, antipsychotic medications have been shown to prevent T. gondii specific behavioural changes in rats [35]. T. gondii has also been shown to affect dopamine in the brain, which is a common pathological process shared with schizophrenia [36]. A causal relationship has yet to be established; however, treatment trails which show that treatment of toxoplasmosis improves schizophrenia symptoms are likely to elucidate this link [6]. Because of the association with dopamine signalling, toxoplasmosis has also been implicated in depression [5]. This is new research and requires further investigation.
>was always around street cats as a kid
![Frankel_pathophysiology_diagram[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4OKEmwV.png "Frankel_pathophysiology_diagram[1].png")
>>75671289
Roughly a fifth of the human population is infected and it doesn't even reach the brain unless you're some faggot with AIDS. I wish 100% of the population was infected so people with AIDS would all die already.
>>75673072
>it doesn't even reach the brain unless you're some faggot with AIDS
That's totally false. It infects the brain and the eyes in its dormant state.
>>75673072
This^
>>75672951
Did you eat their shit?
If not, you're fine.
>>75671289
>tfw my 19 year old cat died almost one year ago today...
Oh also, if you have rhesus negative blood (Rh neg) then you are immune to the neurological effects of toxo.
SHIT
>be an achmed mohammad muhammed the II
>want to stone cats
Cats are for infidel kaffirs? How subhuman are you muzzies
>>75673231
Well I was and still am pretty anal about washing hands after touching things but you never know with those ayy brain parasites.
>>75673359
My cat is sitting next to me right now. The only reason I made this thread and continue to post about t. gondii on /pol/ is because I contracted it last year.
>>75671289
eat well kitters
>>75671289
Cats are bad but fluoride is ok.
Be sure to get your multidose vaccines while eating nutritious GMO corn.
>>75673145
Parasites don't "infect" organs dumbass. This just shows how ignorant you are about the shit you talk about. Go back to fucking goats, those are safe in your religion.
>>75673462
You probably got it by touching a door handle that had cat shit on it.
Its the most successful parasite in the world.
Fuck you Kitters
>>75673565
Great work completely missing the point. How much are you paid? Do you get it directly from USA or a private holding in Mexico?
>>75671289
Cats have responded to your thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvEWFjWfqiU
>>75672598
Does this explain crazy cat ladies? A friend of mine lives with their family and they own over 6 cats. She's also been getting steadily for neurotic over the years.
>>75673259
you could have at least dusted the hat off before taking that picture
cat lover here. Honestly, I don't care. I just love cats.
It's too late, I already fell for the fluffy jew
>>75673742
Yes, it does explain it. There's a large correlation between toxo infection and schizophrenia.
>>75672221
>It doesn't hurt us, it makes us stronger
Wouldn't that make it a symbiote and not a parasite then?
WARNING TO ALL SHILLS AND USEFUL IDIOTS
TOXOPLASMA GONDII HAS ABSOLUTELY NO EFFECT ON HUMANS
If you have a cat you're honestly a faggot and you deserve brain and ass cancer
>>75673574
Apparently it causes behavioral changes mice and theoretically people.
Can I blame catworms for being a total loser?
>>75673742
>>75673842
Does it explain why they're always so ugly looking?
>>75671289
How expensive is it to check cadavers for t. gondii?
It might be interesting to check for risk-taking behavior, I mean that's what it does to mice.
Eat well kitters
>>75671853
What we know
>Causes sexual promiscuity
>Causes reckless behavior
>in large doses, causes coma and death
But my concern is cats kill billions of birds every year. I decided last night I'm gonna start capping them if they don't have a collar, all these irresponsible people not spaying their pussies need to be put down.
>>75673954
>>75673954
>It might be interesting to check for risk-taking behavior,
Already been done.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC117239/
>>75674005
What does a collar have to do with a cat being neutered?
>>75671853
Kek
>>75674005
>in large doses, causes coma and death
>in large doses
It's an infection, you moron. Either you are infected or you aren't, there is no low or high dosage.
I remember reading about this parasite because Rita very interesting. The parasite is pretty much proven to be behavioral altering. Mice who have it were shown to be attracted to the smell of cat piss, something a normal rat would avoid.
Whether or not it affects human behavior idk, but it would be interesting to find out.
Eat well kitters.
parasite infection is only a risk to pregnant women, the elderly, immune compromised, and small children. Even then you can negate it by washing your hands often.
I've had 9 cats in my life so far. Also I've fostered dozens of orphan kittens from 1 week old to 4-6 months.Yet I don't have any brain parasites.
>>75673952
I would say so. My friend constantly misdiagnoses herself and says things like that she's allergic to eggs but then consumes egg products without any side effects. She's developed aversions to other foods and is now very underweight, compared to before when she was a healthy weight.
>tfw her breasts went from a C to A because of weight loss
>>75671289
Idea is nothing new, if they succeeded doing something practical though....
>>75674289
Sounds like something someone controlled by parasites would say. But really, I think the people more at risk to get toxoplasmosis are the ones who let their cats free range of their house, especially in the kitchen area on the same counters they prepare food on.
>>75674289
You are most likely infected but don't know it.
>>75674118
Because I'm a somewhat nice guy, and don't want to kill an owned cat. Stray don't just happen, that's people not taking care of their cats, allowing them to produce litter after litter without worrying where the cats end up. Even if all strays were culled, eventually more would come becaus of human irresponsibility.
Can't be worse than these vermin.
>>75674324
It's probably from being around her nutter family. Give her the dick.
>>75674554
dindu nuffin
>>75671289
DAILY FUCKING REMINDER that toxoplasma gondii is
A) only harmful to pregnant women
and
B) you can only get infected if you handle cat feces
You dont get them from petting cats
>>75674442
I can't keep the cats off the kitchen counters. They know they aren't supposed to be up there. As shown by them running when they see the squirt gun I keep in the kitchen.
I take care though to sanitize any counter surface I put food on, before using it.
>>75672598
Pretty sure Intermittant Explosive Disorder is now being linked to this.
>>75674240
It's a parasite, you fucking mook. Maybe do a quick Google search before you embarrass yourself.
>>75674554
>what seeds?
>oh these seeds. I was just holding them for you.
>see all safe now.
>>75674619
That's physically impossible. It might also be because her family is just as crazy, with the exception of her dad, her mom is into the occult and one of her older sisters is a useless peice of shit who contributes nothing to the family. Her oldest sister is also normal but she escaped years ago.
>>75674816
At least you sanitize it. I've seen a cat drink out of a glass of water and then my friend goes ahead and drinks from the same glass, disgusting.
Also you cant ask your doctor to diagnose it on a blood test.
They need to do a special kind of test that costs shekels and isnt covered by your health insurance at least here in Europe.
>>75674741
thing is if you've walked outside with no shoes on you've probably walked in cat shit on some level
I heard gays have t. Gondii
So I say we form a militia of cat people like those dudes from tommyknockers and start occupying offshore oil rigs
>>75674497
>no collar
>unowned
But good idea shooting people's pets. I'm sure that would turn out well for you.
>>75675008
sorry to hear about your condition
>>75673927
nope, this parasite is related to adrenaline junkees. if you love drugs or life threatening situations this parasite could be a factor why you like it so much
>>75671289
eat well kitters
>>75674952
I change glasses of water often. Two of the cats will stick their paws and face in any water glass left unguarded.
One of them also likes to try and steal food of my plate, while I'm eating. That gets tossed too, once touched.
Shut down this thread
>>75675077
Maybe the cure for neets is licking stray cats
>>75671289
>weaponized cat scat
wew
>>75671406
>>75671529
>>75671584
>kitter
>dogger
>horser
>pupper
STOP this shitty meme. you fucking cringe-fruits.
>>75675077
Whew I'm safe in my shutin neet ways then.
Though I admit brain parasites controlling you even indirectly is horrifying idea.
>>75675077
>if you love drugs or life threatening situations
I love both those things but havn't lived in a place with a cat in years
>>75675224
Chill, frogger...
>>75671289
Cats are the real jews
>>75675224
calm tight, frogger
>>75671289
Say hi to my cat Oliver
Is this why the ultimate warrior painted his face like a pussy
https://youtu.be/rXNvusFPsBQ
>>75672221
>The parasite most probably benefits us
Hmmmm
>>75673359
Muslims love cats retard
They hate dogs
Also remember, you don't have to handle cat shit to get this. It can stay in the environment for months, sitting on door handles and railings.
>In addition, this stage of the parasite was very robust and could survive in the environment, depending on the climatic conditions, for up to 12-18 months.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19744303
>this thread
this shit is fucking fascinating
>>75675523
>Autistic for having a discussion on the most successful parasite in the mammalian kingdom
This is why Brazil never gets anything done.
>>75675180
>tfw cat shit will save western civilization
>>75674554
That's a chippie, not a squirrel, you stupid Americunt.
Everytime I watch this, I feel bad for eating pork. Then I eat pork and feel okay.
within this century cats will be eradicated and banned in most nations due to the destruction they cause on wildlife.
>>75675510
Question: Will antibiotics protect me?
>>75675623
should rename webm to "american waking up"
>>75675597
It makes sense though, right? If you're a loner and don't get out much, you're likely to get a cat for companionship, thereby infecting you with toxo and allowing you to take more risk taking behaviour.
This is EXACTLY the kind of thing the government is interested in doing when I say 'weaponise'.
>>75675077
Fuck. I've had over 2 dozen cats over my life and that description combined with the schizophrenia nails me.
Time to get checked
>>75673509
Maybe a shower will help, anon. Let me show you where it is.
>>75675377
This is him yawning
>>75675623
If you were a cookie they wouldn't hesitate to eat you.
It's just nature, man.
>>75675682
No. The only true protection is rhesus negative blood, a mutation which some mammals developed long ago that exists only to stop the infection of toxo. But even then it won't actually stop infection.
> Rh negative blood is very rare and there are pros and cons to having this blood type. As I mentioned above, having Rh negative blood can cause problems during pregnancy for the mother and child. But it isn't necessarily all bad.
> One idea is that Rh negative people may be resistant to some of the effects of the parasite Toxoplasma. This parasite can invade our body and damage the brain, especially in babies.
> It looks like Rh negative people may be less affected by this parasite. In areas with a lot of Toxoplasma, being Rh negative might be an advantage. The less severe effects of the parasite may outweigh the effects on pregnancy.
http://genetics.thetech.org/ask/ask381
>>75671289
Eat well kitters!
>>75675621
>Definition of chippie
>plural chippies
>: tramp, prostitute
>>75675278
these things don´t change your whole behaviour pattern. i just read about anatomist that motorcycle deads have a higher percentation of infestation with t. gondi
>>75674289
That sounds like someone mind controlled by parasites would say
This might be the parasite talking but I just don't care.
>>75675377
>>75675875
cute kitter!
I have schizophrenia and I was around cats constantly as a child.
Once diagnosed can it be removed?
>>75675621
Who is this slampig?
>>75676090
fuck man. I'm supposed to go on a 800 mile trip on my motorcycle this weekend, and i keep getting bad fucking omens
>If latent T. gondii infections are exerting effects on human personality characteristics and behavior, what is the possible mechanism? It is known that T. gondii increases dopamine in rodents19 and also that treating the rodents with a selective dopamine uptake inhibitor differentially alters the behavior of the infected and uninfected rodents.20 Also the observed low level of novelty seeking in humans infected with Toxoplasma or cytomegalovirus is supposedly associated with high dopamine levels in the ventral midbrain.7,8 The mechanism of the dopamine increase by T. gondii is not known but may involve the inflammatory release of dopamine by increasing cytokines such as interleukin-2. The dopamine imbalance between the mesolimbic and mesocortical regions in the brain is suspected to play a role in the development of schizophrenia, which could explain the observed association between schizophrenia and toxoplasmosis.
>It is also possible that differences in the level of testosterone may be responsible for the observed behavioral differences between Toxoplasma-infected and Toxoplasma-free subjects. A lower second- to fourth-digit length ratio, greater body height in men, longer duration of pregnancy, and higher sex ratio (ie, more male births) suggest that Toxoplasma-infected subjects have a higher level of testosterone. High levels of steroid hormones have been associated with lower cellular immunity. Thus, the most parsimonious explanation of the observed high testosterone–toxoplasmosis association is a higher risk of Toxoplasma infection in subjects with higher levels of testosterone and therefore a weaker immunity. Alternatively, in an evolutionary sense, the behavioral changes induced by T. gondii could be side effects of the organism's increase in testosterone in order to impair the cellular immunity of the host and thus increase the chances of surviving in the host organism.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2526142/
>>75671289
Eat well kitters.
>>75672221
Nice try, you parasite addled zombie monster
>>75671289
I am already infected
Almost everyone is
I for one welcome our feline overlords
>>75671289
http://www.cdc.gov/parasites/toxoplasmosis/
>More than 60 million men, women, and children in the U.S. carry the Toxoplasma parasite, but very few have symptoms because the immune system usually keeps the parasite from causing illness.
>>75676905
It's like you ignored everything we've talked about in this thread.
>>75675585
>The parasite is very well known and reported by literally every literature about animal parasitism
Please, everyone know about this. You just made a thread about an issue that was discovered in 1908 and has being researched until today.
There is literally nothing to say anymore about this parasite because, until actual technology, everything was done about it.
>This is why Brazil never gets anything done.
Well, we took out a comunist from government and we are starting to make our economy better. Is it counts?
I can't say the same about you guys, having an invading army entering in your country and all.
>>75674289
>>75677182
>There is literally nothing to say anymore about this parasite
See:
>>75672501
>Important new research is also being done on the pathophysiology and possible neuropsychiatric effects of this disease.
Why are you spouting shit? I studied with Brazillians, you are not stupid people. Can you not understand that there are minute physiological effects toxo has on the brain relating to dopamine and testosterone? Or did you ignore everything in this thread aside from that one post?
Eat well kitters.
Bear ran off two days after I moved.
Been just over a year now.
Probably dead.
Miss him
>>75677182
>gets rid of '''''commies'''''
>''former'''' CIA employee enthroned in their stead
Natural resource exportation and strip mining will come to you, but only if you reply 'ooh ooh ahh ahh good job monkey brethren!' to this post.
>>75675377
>>75675875
Handsome lad.
>>75677496
Not to worry. Domesticated cats can adapt to living in the wild fairly easily.
>>75677856
That's because they were never really domesticated.
>>75671289
EAT WELL KITTERS
>>75677922
There's a notable difference in the behaviour of wild and domesticated cats.
>>75677496
>Bear ran off two days after I moved.
He obviously ran back to your old house dummy.
tfw coulda been a normie if it weren't for my cat
>>75677496
Thats a good looking cat. could be someone took it in and never bothered looking for its home.
>>75675418
KRE!
>>75675077
Wow, could that be why you're bringing in so many dangerous immigrants?
>>75678156
How many generations does it take to get a wild cat into a domesticated one?
desu I want to transform into a cat by this virus or any other creatures or even an alien pony. is this possible? can the jew pls turn me in a small mare
>>75675710
No, it changes your personality to care less about pain and self-harm, like people who pet cats and the cat just lashes out and scratches the shit out of them for no reason, then the person just goes back to petting them.
Its just making people more tolerant of abuse.
>>75677468
>>Important new research
Oh no, I read very well.
Maybe because I work in this field, so I get the articles for WJM, JPD and research, so isn't new for me.
But yes, my earlier post was wrong towards to you, so I'll redeem myself saying sorry.
>>75675224
Calm down Hitler
>84% of France is infected
>A 2015 study also found cognitive deficits in adults to be associated with joint infection by both T. gondii and Helicobacter pylori in a regression model with controls for race-ethnicity and educational attainment.
>preliminary evidence suggests that T. gondii infection can induce some of the same alterations in the human brain as those observed in mice.[23][24]
hmm
>>75678573
two
>>75679169
Refugees welcome ;)
>>75671289
Yes if you live in third world countries, Brazil or usa - Europe is pretty safe except Spain from what I've read.
+ who the fuck takes a cat in his house without going to vet with it for medical exams, well only Americans, third worlders and Brazilians it seems.
rest in hops bun
>>75677414
>>75678691
t.дeгeнepaт
>>75671289
>See if it can be weaponized
Everyone in the third world has it, it causes Schizophrenia as the parasite attempts to get you to be eaten by cats. This is why Crazy cat ladies horde so many cats, the chances of her diyng and the cats eating her increase the more cats she has around.
>>75671289
i've never liked cats anyway
>>75681772
t. Ceйвиop oф дa yaйт peйc aнимe yopиop
>>75672297
So it makes you a leftist?
>>75671289
it only happens if you cat has eaten a infect mouse. if it never eats a mouse there is no problem
>>75682175
You might be on to something
>Muslims love cats
>Cat populations will skyrocket under muslim controlled europe
>Toxiplasmosis will have all the hosts they want.
Islam and leftism is an attempt by toxiplasmosis to get countries to have as many cats as possible so they can reproduce.
>>75676251
Nope. Once you get infected you're stuck with the parasite forever.
>>75682125
GOOD BOY!
>>75682141
дe ceйвинг кeн би дaн и c йeбaнe в дyпeтo, кoтe
нo хoмo
>>75682338
This, just keep the fucking thing indoors.
more people are infected with toxoplasmosa gondii each year from eating under cooked steak than from any number of cats infecting humans.
>>75682531
Итc нoт гeй иф бoyф ap cтpeйт
>>75675377
hi oliver
>>75674005
So you will check if they are neutered first before capping them?
>>75673742
No. The crazy comes first, then the cats.
This thread is the height of spergery.
>>75678573
Depends on the methods
Fox domestication is moving along considerably faster than wolf domestication went thanks to empirical methods
>>75682742
>имплaйинг ю ape cтpeйт
On a side note writing bong in cyrillic is clumsy as fuck. Holy shit.
I remember some furfag from lurking /balk/. That you?
>>75671289
Toxoplasmosa Gondii is pretty damn terrifying.
Research suggests it alters human behavior. Causing you to take more risks, while also hampering your ability to react properly to the dangers that may he involved.
It may also influence attraction to potential mates.
Some research suggests that the parasite actually alters foetal development. Giving a child who's parent was infected, specific traits. Which someone who is infected will subconsciously pick up on and find attractive.
The studies into this parasite, are pretty damn terrifying.
I also find it very odd, that almost no cat owners are aware of it/ go into automatic defence mode when an attempt to explain is made.
>>75683315
What about niggers?
>>75683430
I'm something similar, but my powerlevel hasn't been exposed on /balk/
Yet
>>75671759
>columbia
>western
Lmao your country produces the worst human beigns of the hispanic world.
-love a lightskin cuban
>>75683501
Americans are trying to get abortion outlawed so it'll likely take a while
>>75683455
The goal of the parasite is to get you eaten by cats. How do the alterations help it achieve that goal?
>this entire thread
the idea that t. gondii significantly effects human behavior at a conscious level has yet to be proven. if scientists feared t. gondii, we would be hearing a lot more about it. t. gondii is only a problem if your immune system is shit.
What if you're not actually you, but just a parasite controlling the body?
>>75671289
really makes you think huh
>>75683742
>if scientists feared t. gondii, we would be hearing a lot more about it.
I fear it's quite the opposite my friend. It's all kept hush hush because people would lose their minds if they knew the truth about it.
>>75683670
I was half doxxed in one thread if that's what you mean
>>75683742
We've know chemicals in plastics are effiminating men since 1993 and little has been done. Scientist can't stop everything anon.
>>75671289
Daily reminder you live on a little island of silly ugly inbred fucks and your entire country stopped being relevant about 200 years ago. No one gives a fuck what you think.
Do you have a license for that white skin of yours? Report to prison for 1 year. If not, the your nanny state might tack on an additional year of sensitivity training classes.
This is now a cat thread, post pictures of your cat
Eat well kitter.
>>75683912
That's a nice looking cat. I'd be spooked if I saw it in the bushes at night.
>>75683284
an acute case of spergatosis
>>75671664
t. Gondii Barbarossa
>>75674658
kekaroni
>>75671289
daily reminder that martin shkreli has the drug that fights this parasite
>>75683455
I have a cat and I am aware of it. If I am a host, I have no means to rid myself of them. I also have no reasonable means to convince a government or health organization to address this issue.
My standard of living is likely more comfortable than any relative in my family tree... so I'd rather not complain too much.
>>75683912
Nice kitter anon! Rate mine!
>>75683856
>hurr durr conspiracy
give me a fucking break, you have zero proof. at best, you could argue that it's more dangerous than we think and scientists just treat t. gondii as a sideshow and don't research it enough. no t. gondii paper has ever raised alarm and always close with "this is an interesting theory but nothing major, only those with weakened immune systems have to worry about this."
>>75683883
>hormones in the water system conspiracy
by "we," you mean tinfoil hatters. I bet you believe in chemtrails.
>>75684115
awww
I bet he's a good hunter
>>75683857
Guess I missed that one. I don't lurk balk 24/7 since the shitposting bantz aren't that interesting.
At any rate i'm neetfag shutin lurker here on /pol/ and few other boards. Nice to see other bgfags. Makes it feel less lonely I guess.
What are some /pol/ tier kitters? I'm thinking about getting a f5 Savannah eventually.
>>75684130
I'm not saying I have proof. No conspiracy theorist ever has real 'proof'. It's all conjecture and I completely understand that so I'm not even going to try and give you a rational reason why I think the government would suppress their groundbreaking research from public view if anything but to keep it out of foreign hands. You can believe what you want.
>>75684088
We got his 2nd in command in 2012. That cunt is going down.
>The darkest part of the shadow
>>75671289
Eat well Kitters.
Also, OP, you only need to worty about T. Gondi if you have aids or are immune suppressed so chill out.
>>75684252
Patrician-tier choice, but fucking expensive tbqh.
>>75684207
It's not really something special considering the popularity of this website and the internet usage in our country. Don't get so excited. There is millions of us.
>>75684441
I know. the f5s are a little less expensive than the god-tier f1s. I think f5s are around 1k and it still has some of the dog-like traits in it.
>>75684252
Get one from the pound. They are hardened and make excellent companions. Cats that come from breeders are trash, they act like spoiled NEETs because they were hand raised whereas your pound kitten has some street smarts and can actually fight.
>>75675224
It's not "dogger", it's "doggo". Get it right, ahmed.
>>75671289
My cunting family have 2 of these bastards. They have them in the house too walking around the kitchen etc. I can feel myself getting dumber each year, I bet it's a result of this toxoplasmosis.
>>75684115
Your cat is based and confirmed for high energy and awareness.
>>75684942
Nice kitter. Very pretty eyes.
>>75684318
wat
>>75685023
Thank you
>>75671550
>indoor cats don't eat mice
CIDF out in force.
>>75684130
>Hormones in the water system
No this is actually about chemicals in plastic and pesticides, they aren't hormones they simply mimic them.
>>75675224
fly high tiny sparra
>>75673509
holy shit! hows it going?
I got a stomach operation recently and I tested positive for Helicobacter pylori a stomach bacteria that causes acid and ulcers. 50% of the world has it so you should get a test to see if you have it and eradicate it. Again it's said to be linked to domesticating animals.
Daily reminder that if your cat have pink lips and mouth it is white cat and if it has black lips and mouth it a black cat.
if you sit still in a quiet room you can feel them gnawing around in your brain
It changes the behaviour of mice and makes them want to be around cats so they can be eaten and the parasite can spread.
It affects us too even though we can't be killed by house cats. I think it's making people sexually attracted to their pets and the root cause of the degenerate furry epidemic.
>>75685222
You have mice in your house?
>>75685449
up to your old tricks huh
>>75685440
Started with tiny itches all over my body, and migrated to aches on my spine.
Also worth noting is since contracting it I never get headaches. I only noticed because I would normally get headaches after drinking a bottle of coca cola or something high in sugar. Now it never happens, and it was around the month I believe I contracted toxo.
>>75675623
sleep tight, porker
>>75671289
eat well kitters
>>75684115
your kitter looks similar to my kitter
I love the way their coat shines in sunlight
>>75684942
yours is beautiful
>>75684288
you're the most polite conspiracy theorist I've ever encountered. cheers, mate.
>>75685246
I have never seen a reliable study on either causing significant damage to human health in the low levels proposed by conspiracy theorists.
>>75675377
Cute kitter.
>>75685622
so are you not completely sure you have it?
placebo can be a right cunt.
i dont know much about it but look after an abnormal amount of cats.. is it saliva or shit that passes it?
seems scary but I've never really heard of any one getting it? my mate had cross eyes from cat poo -
apperently?
i also thought it flat out fucked your shit up and then you die?
either way, i hope you will be ok bro.
u been to the doc, had test etc?
good luck and vote the out.
>>75683672
fag
>>75672221
>protozoan brain parasite
Don't listen to him, he is one of the infected
>>75672221
>It doesn't hurt us, it makes us stronger.
T. gondii
>>75672221
>this comment was definitely NOT written by someone infected
Mass Effect all over again.
>>75686111
It only reproduces in the gut of a cat, so it's in their poop.
You can get it from anywhere and anyone. On the bus, in the toilets, on your way to work, pushing the button on the elevator... Anything you can think of.
If there's a cat living nearby, you are most likely infected. Almost everyone living in a city for more than a year will also be infected.
I don't need to get tested, its too expensive anyway. I know I have it, it's only going to benefit me in the long run and I'm certainly not thinking of getting rid of it because of everything I've read. I loved cats before getting it and I only love them even more now.
>>75671289
well, if you are a man with intact testicles, this shouldnt be a problem as you wouldnt have a cat, you would have a dog instead
if you are a man who owns a cat on the other hand you are a degenerate cretin anyway and deserve that brain parasite
>>75682392
Good I love my air gun
>>75685441
Everybody has h. pylori. It's part of the gut flora. It only becomes problematic if it gets out of control, but usually this is just a consequence of something else (i.e. gut flora being disrupted by medications), not the root cause.
Anyway, hope you get better soon!
>>75683995
underrated
>>75686577
how will it benefit us in the long run?
>>75684175
>>75684972
>>75685790
Can confirm high energy and hunting abilities.
>>75671289
Wow this inhospitable zone of shitposting is still up and the faggot mods are deleting threads about a hostage situation in Germany.
Did Hirohito hand management of this board over to the Facebook trend makers?
>>75684957
>I can feel myself getting dumber each year
No, it's just fetal alcohol syndrome.
>>75671289
What drugs are you taking and where can I get some?
fifteen and living the comfy life
>>75671289
only an issue if you lick your cat's asshole
>>75687155
Wonderful. Reminiscent of a Russian Blue.
Trim your fingernails btw...
>>75688153
I love long living outdoor cats. Beating all odds, using all their lives, and super wise.
>>75676976
It's like pottery
>>75687155
cut your toe nails bruh
>>75688207
He's half russian blue i think. When he was a kitten he had some faint stripes like a tabby, but he have grown them out,
Btw it's gf's hand with this french shit where you paint the tips white.
>>75688298
yeah, I got 4 outdoor cats, living in my garden and I am feeding them.
if they pass the first year and a half you will know they are gonna stay for a long time because they smart enough
>>75672143
Can you get this from raw fish?
>>75674005
>cats
>collars
Who the hell does this? Is it middle eastern people because I've never seen white, Asian or black people do this.
>>75686765
Thanks anon.
>>75675623
I feel the same way fellow burger. Pork is also very high in cholesterol, when they scream it sounds like a person and people that have had to resort to cannibalism say human flesh tastes like pork.
I have also always waned a pet pig rather then a dog but I would need to live in a house so they could dig around.
