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>CURRENT YEAR
>not reading comics
You have 10 seconds to explain yourself.
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Who reads these? Way too boring for kids and too stupid for kids.
>Wonder Woman, Powergirl, the female X-men, and all the genderswapped male superheroes don't exist
????
>>75670888
Is that samus?
>build lazer hat in home ec
>"that's not a muffin"
Bet it didn't even work
>>75670888
>as soon as I get paid as much as your father
prepetuating the wage gap myth makes them lefty garbage
>>75670964
>Superhero woman needs "i'm ok, you're okay" books to overcome self-esteem issues.
>>75670964
They're perpetuating the nerd stereotype
They should be blocked the bigots
>>75670964
>total X in a closed system is constant
trying too hard
>>75670964
Uh who the fuck is this?
>>75670888
women whine so much
>>75670888
>as soon as I get paid as much as your father
subtle, still caught it tho
>>75672678
What was subtle about it?
>>75672771
They hid it amongst a lot of much more irritating shite
>>75670964
>science = looking at microscope slides
wew
>>75670888
>Falling for the printed jew
>>75670888
I'm 43. But saying that i collected everything in the 80s and 90s.
Ended up spending a fortune and realized that i was getting shafted by chasing special chrome cover editions of xy and z.
There've been so many reboots I wouldn't know where to start. I've downloaded some. the Immortal iron fist a couple of years back were good. Downloaded Saga, just haven't got around to reading them.
I could probably get a digital subscription or download a bunch of torrents but meh.. i'm just not bothered. none of these storylines lasts for very long. they get retconned and who cna be arsed with that shit.
I ahd a good run collecting comics spent a fortune, never got he money back that i spent on them ( but that wasn't the aim). Nowdays i just prefer watching the movies tv shows. The flash is the best adaptaion. on TV, Movie wise i love marvel, but i prefer DC.
>>75670888
Checkem
and comics are boring, get a real hobby
>>75670964
>ENERGY IN A CLOSED SYSTEM IS CONSTANT?!?!?!?!
Yes you fucking dumbass.
I bet the person who wrote this thought that was the smartest shit ever.
>it turns out you don't need a y-chromosome to be a super hero... ...you just need balls
I wouldn't have even thought of trannies before 2011 if I heard this. I fucking hate what the world's become.
She's right though. You just need 3 extra radioactive chromosomes to be a superhero. That's how it works in the marvel universe.
>that guac bowl
kek
>>75670964
>being surprised about constant quantities in closed systems
Well, that's, like, you know, kind of the fucking definition.
Plebs trying to impress plebs, I guess.
>>75670888
Comics were always a lot of trouble and money for a relatively small fragile book with little text and little re-read value, but at least some of them were worth it. The crap I've seen lately was so stupid I wouldn't pay anything for it, hell you'd have to pay me to watch anymore of this marvel crap on netflix too.
Just stay away from big 2 garbage and there's a world of incredible shit to read. Mignolaverse, Providence, Invincible, and Prophet which is /pol/ as fuck come to mind.
>>75670964
>Like most girls my age, I was obsessed with math and science
>You don't need Y chromosomes, just balls
Do these people actually read what they write or what?
>>75670888
Jeez, is this how bad american comics are..? Its like they're not even trying
>>75670888
I have an active sex life
>>75670964
I'm pretty sick of the action girl fantasies of vigins.
I didn't get vaccinated and end up with autism.
>>75674400
No one asked about your latest rape-scapdes Mohammed
>>75670888
Ive never liked comic books except collections of Calvin and Hobbs comic strips. Why do autistic manchildren like to read stories about flamboyant faggots in capes running around fighting goofy badguys?
I've only read Y the last man
Tried reading that news reporter one and I found it to be tryhard edgy shit
>wahh why doesn't anyone like women superheroes??
>does nothing but complain
man, the start was alright, but then it veered into obnoxious feminist drivel
they should have just shown a woman doing cool and awesome thing, but instead we perpetuate this victim complex
show the girl becoming a biologist or something and discovering a new antibiotic
but no, we get "haha, it still sucks"
fuck me
>>75670888
who is the Spock guy?
>>75672206
I'm pretty sure being emotionally unstable is a REQUIREMENT to being a superhero, not a disqualifier.
What are they REALLY obsessed with, /pol/?
>>75675155
>Why do autistic manchildren like to read stories about flamboyant faggots
Because this is 4chan, amigo. If you dislike stories about flamboyant faggots you're the wrong one.
>>75675225
Transmetropolitan?
>>75670888
Because I don't read the American bullshit.
Its everytime the same: OH UUUUUH 'MUUUURICA, Y UUU NOT DETONATING THIISS BOMB, I STOP YAA IN NAME OF 'MUUUUUUURICA AHHHHH... OH MY, SAYING 'MUUUUURICA MAKES MY NIPPLES SO HORNY, ITS THE SAME WITH VIETNAM, IRAQ, AFGHANISTAN AND OTHER THINGS, OHHHHHH YEAH 'MUUUUUUUUUUURICA FUCK YEAH
But no, seriously, I don't wanna see Rambo shit, I want so see a good story. And Japanese can deliver better things than Rambo.
>>75676643
Dick, Money, Status
>>75676643
Attention, gossip, clothes, makeup, and jewelry.
>>75676643
niggers
>>75676877
>Its everytime the same: OH UUUUUH 'MUUUURICA, Y UUU NOT DETONATING THIISS BOMB, I STOP YAA IN NAME OF 'MUUUUUUURICA AHHHHH... OH MY, SAYING 'MUUUUURICA MAKES MY NIPPLES SO HORNY, ITS THE SAME WITH VIETNAM, IRAQ, AFGHANISTAN AND OTHER THINGS, OHHHHHH YEAH 'MUUUUUUUUUUURICA FUCK YEAH
>I don't wanna see Rambo shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc2OvrpzjvM
>>75676643
Attention
>>75670964
>racism
What??
What????????????????????????????
>>75676877
This pretty much, American movies are lame as fuck.
>>75670888
PAINFUL TO SUCCESS
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>>75670964
>we need balls
>in order to fight the patriarchy we need to alienate ourselves to it as much as possible
>>75676440
Prince namor i think
>>75670964
>total momentum in a closed system is constant
Isn't that obvious? If she was trying to be le nerdy science girl, she could have used something more advanced.
>>75670888
>A Y chromosome
Are wonder woman, she hulk, and storm trannies?
>>75670964
>These platelets are amazing.
did anyone else laugh at that, please tell me i'm not the only one
>>75670888
>You have 10 seconds to explain yourself.
I'm not an unpopular 10 y/o
>>75670888
First nette Dreifache
Second not 13 anymore.
>>75674943
>>75676877
>Japanese can deliver better things
You're joking right? Animu and mango characters are stereotypes and 1-dimensional in order to appeal to autistic NEETs and otaku.
>>75679475
Anime is as deep as the ocean.
>>75676643
Having what other girls want but don't have.
>>75671520
>Wonder Woman, Powergirl don't exist
Not in her world.
>>75676605
I think good or superficial self esteem IS the requirement for super heroes. No one wants to comfort a super hero in "am I good enough?" crisis during the action when the bad guy wants to blow up the world.
>>75678725
If she was really interested in science, she would've figured out basic principles beforehand the lecture. Now she's seemingly pretending to be interested to give the impression that she's a really cool science girl. Which in turn underlines her and her peers twisted world that outlook is everything. Like most of girl coders are actually writing HTML and not a real programming language only to barely to reach the barrier to call themselves kool koder girls.
>>75678885
Aren't you supposed to remove glasses before using a microscope? They have the lens focusing feature.
This comic is bullshit. Why is it that they can't make a decent storyline to drive their agenda? It's always this obvious, pathetic crap.
>>75676643
misogyny.
