How did Canada become so completely boring and Americanided within such a short space of time? It feels nothing like Britain at all any more. It's just a boring knock-off product of its southern neighbour with socialism.
(In before "the American accent is the older form of the English language," no that's actually a popular myth.)
>>75668822
>Americanided
I meant to say 'Americanised' but this could work too.
>It feels nothing like Britain at all any more
Rasheed, you're too kind
>country settled by british resembles its neighbor country also settled by british
>said is able to support some forms of socialization due to it having 10% the population of its neighbor and a higher percentage of whites
Whoa!!! Really made me think!
>>75668921
>It feels nothing like Britain at all any more.
That's because we didn't give our country entirely to the bomb-builders yet.
Our population is almost the same size of uk with 100 x the landmass
All british posters do is suck yankee cock, even though it was the americans who forced you to give up most of your colonies.
Honestly british people are useless dogshit. In 100 years you will probably be greek tier. If you exist at all.
I used to love british people until I realized they are spineless traitors, who wish to be american above anything else.
Eat a nuke.
>>75669290
>Our population is almost the same size of uk
>[the rest of that retarded post]
drop the proxy
>>75669290
Everything you've just written is the complete opposite of the case. I've met only a handful of Canadians with any sort of personality or pride in their British-derived culture and heritage. Those of you hate America only do so because it isn't socialist, not because of its innate materialism and ugliness. All I see you do is ape Americans to the extent that you've even adopted their accents, which is just sad. British people on the other hand are extremely cautious of America and have not forgotten what was done to us.
>>75669290
well i only ever seen brits and yanks arguing
Oh man, I can't wait for the royal ties to be cut to see all the butthurt bongs online.
>>75669463
You will never understand the link we share with the US.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrA4V6YF6SA
>>75669365
I am of british decent, used to muh heritage all the time. Then I actually interacted with them.
They are horrible people and cowardly dick suckers like the rest of the europes. They are basically a retarded american province now.
It would be like Canada going from as big as it is now, to vancouver island in less than 50 years. Never seen an empire burn out so fast, and be so proud of it. Then ontop of that suck the cocks of the people who made them burn out.
>>75669607
t. québécois spreading division
>>75669842
What division, we aren't your colony anymore, and we don't want to be seeing as you are basically a yankee shoe polisher.
You don't even have the sack to leave the eu. When was the last time uk actually did anything other than obey usa's orders?
>>75669943
4 million people voted for UKIP in our general election and it is more likely than not that we are going to leave the EU which will single-handedly crash the whole project. What have you given to humanity lately? Justin Trudeau?
RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES
BRITONS NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES!!
ANY CANADIANS WHO HATE THE BRITISH GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY IT IS THANKS TO ANGLO INGENUTY THAT WE LIVE IN A COUNTRY LIKE CANADA AND NOT VENEZUELA BE PROUD OF OUR COUNTRIES HERITAGE
>>75669943
our country and politicians are completely split on leaving the EU, we're working on it. not that it wont be rigged anyway.
you make out we're the USA's bitch but we dont do any business which doesn't benefit ourselves as well
>>75670123
>being proud of having stockholm syndrome
>every colony you have has surpassed you in the last 100 years because all you do is eat mercury laced fish and bang smack
Yes, tell me how good it is to be usa's battered wife, sounds awesome.
>>75670108
Cry harder my beloved ancestor, maybe if you are a good boy usa will let you keep scotland.
>cucked.jpg
>>75670177
If assimilating to this country, embracing it's culture and customs means I am a cuck then I suppose I am a cuck
>>75668822
historically the people of Canada were not British even if english Canadians like to believe they are.
Canada was mostly inhabitated by the french (the acadians) then mass immigration from the states during the revolutionary war turned it into an english speaking country.
Americans are actually closer ancestors to the british than Canadians. Canada is exactly that a knock off of the states. Quebec is the real Canada with distinct culture but they are french.
tag
>>75670557
your a dorable
>>75670557
who cares, french people are gay.
>>75668822
>How did Canada become so completely boring and Americanided within such a short space of time?
The same way the U.K. did. The answer is right there in your own backyard.
>>75670557
Where's your evidence that Canada was more French than British before the Revolutionary War? Let's see the hard data.
The United States was basically Britain in those days. That was before the Irish and the Germans and all the other immigrants came and changed it into a completely different country in the late 19th century.
>>75669069
>National dress
>it's fucking pyjamas
>>75670864
Go colonize the moon then give it to the martians. 0/10 worst empire ever.
Nice thread guys
Don't mind me, just passing through is all.
>>75668822
T. Mandeep panjeet kalijolljojoojojojobad
>>75668822
How can you say it feels nothing like Britain, when our style of government is the same, language is the same, for crying out loud we have the Queen gracing our currency. A Briton moving to Canada would fit right in, and indeed they do.
>>75671081
There are 20 million of us in Australia and 4 million in New Zealand.
>>75671395
Gee. It sounds like the more Brits in a country, the worse it gets!
>>75671395
So? If you combine that it's still only 80 million, we are approaching 50 million soon. Don't worry, when europe implodes will come and build some cool statues as we repurpose your ruins.
Brit in Canada here. The problem with Canadians is they have no sense of humour. They lost it innthe 1970s and haven't been able to handle banter ever since.
A combination of factors. It really goes back to the early 1900s, but we could've stopped or reverted it with no issues for decades after that.
Our last good prime minister Diefenbaker was convinced by Eisenhower that changing the emphasis of who we traded with from Britain, who was seen at the time as an economically crumbling empire, to the U.S. would be beneficial for us in the long run. This couldn't have been more false. Britain retained an incredibly strong economy.
We started importing American goods and services. We listened to American radio, watched American TV shows, American movies, we drove American cars when we had previously done all of this ourselves.
Shit really hit the fucking fan when John Pearson conspired with JFK over ousting Diefenbaker from party through the Bomarc missile crisis. Visionary Pierre Trudeau, the closet communist and mostly ideological successor of Pearson initiated a complete and total deconstruction of the Canadian nation-state, hating our bicultural identity. He attempted to turn us into a republic by patriating the constitution, and succeeded in totally subverting who and what we were to his copied Ellis Island ideology in an attempt to outdo the United States in their own founding philosophy.
canada has never had its own identity, the nation lacks a backbone and will happily adopt the culture of whomever is imposing it on them
also I don't know how this stereotype of polite canadians got started but in my experience with them they are loud angry drunks that have no regard for local laws when they are overseas and pick fights with people
>>75671767
What the fuck are you doing fellow burger!?
Your ruining the fight! Get out now!
>>75671767
Oh look, the yankee has come to defend his little faggot boyfriend, maybe you two can deep-fry some dogshit together. Bunch of fucking gaylords.
>>75671927
you know damn well I can't stay out of other peoples business
it's my nature
Canadians think they are something, but in reality, they are fucking nothing
>>75671722
After the flag was changed in a flag debate nobody fucking asked for, and coincidently the liberal party's design won following the change of our anthem to the garbage it is now, we began to take immigrants from non European countries. Namely replacing Europe with backwater communist shitholes like Portuguese Angola. Trudeau was hellbent on ensuring his legacy lasted, so he created the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Ensuring that multiculturalism could never be stopped, then gave the Supreme Court more power than the government to pass or reject laws.
We haven't been the same since. All of these factors combined are why were so Americanized. We used to be an economic and military middle power, our industry and manufacturing entirely home grown. Our media, arts and literature made by Canadians for Canadians.
Now we're a ghastly demographic of quasi Americans whose genuine identity haa been all but destroyed. I
>>75672064
Agreed, but we need to cut down on our interventions for awhile.
>>75672073
Why!? I love that you are providing fuel to the fire, but they we're doing all the work for us!
>>75671722
Thanks for the information, Canada mate, it was very insightful.
>>75672289
Atleast we are a colony of uk, as opposed to a colony of africa and mexico.
Lmao @ your life senpai
>>75670864
I posted it in the pic, The English mostly settled in the 13 colonies, the French were in Canada until Americans migrated during the revolutionary war. Pic related is a long read but its good summary explaining what happened to the french.
>>75672452
You are totally glossing over the victoria and newfoundland colonies. Fucking retard.
>>75670864
During the late 1700s there were about 160,000 people in Frenchistan and no one but random outlaws and indians in Ontario
Settlement in Newfoundland was also unkosher but it and Nova Scotia together had something like 20,000 people mostly of New Englanders, hence suspicions that they would try to break off and join America
The British worked with the Quebecois seigneurs in the belief that the 13 colonies revolted because of the lack of an actual landed aristocracy to keep the common folk in line and intended to apply the system of aristocracy to the whole of Canada
As time passed the British encouraged both migration of British citizens to Canada and allowed for the large migration of Americans into Canada with promises of cheap land along with the UELs or United Empire Loyalists who had come earlier
There was some half-assed idea that America would go to shit and Canada would prosper and the prosperity of Canada would make their relatives back in America advocate for America to rejoin the British Empire or something
Only eastern canada is good canada.
Central and Western canada are liberal hellholes full of minorities. Northern canada is full of literally whos who do whatever in the middle of no where. more strange shit goes on there than in the outback of australia
>>75671722
>Implying the Chief wanted anything do with the Yanks.
Son...
>>75670864
There were approximately 60,000 Canadiens in all of New France when the exact same number arrived and settled throghout Upper Canada, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia with the War end. any encyclopedia, history book or the most cursury internet search will tell you this.
>>75671552
Canada is at 35 million stupid and only 25 million of them are white
>>75672414
Must not... must not... muusssttt...
FUCK IT
Listen here you fucking hat, be happy we have never considered annexing over the years, as for that colony bs your spilling, that shit will be fixed in due time. Have fun with your Muslim loving faggot of a PM and your LGBT Police force. At least our faggot Muslim lover is leaving office soon.
>>75672452
If your argument is correct then your conclusion that we are more related to Americans than you are doesn't hold water, because your country is made up of American loyalists of pure British stock. New York was once New Amsterdam, but that doesn't mean that the Dutch had any significant influence on what it was to become.
>>75672565
Also of note is that while the British allowed the Catholic church and French language to continue relatively unmolested the Quebecois are the bitchiest faggots in the world, meanwhile in South Africa they actively committed genocide against the Boers, banned their language and their church and generally took any opportunity to shit on them.
Quebecois a shit
>>75672761
It was 35 million 10 years ago, wait till the new census comes.
>>75672765
Make me some more corn chips pedro, don't forget to defend my borders like a good bitch. I want those brown people killed faster please, otherwise I won't send you anymore culture.
>>75672765
>we have never considered annexing over the years
You have, though. For long enough that a lot of it has been declassified.
>>75672765
You tried to annex us twice, and there was consideration for annexing us but world war 2 interrupted those plans.
Yankees are fucking kikes, you pretend to be friends with everyone but stab them in the back this is why we supported the confederates.
>>75672073
>Finland
>nothing
>>75672911
2011 census puts us at 33 million, the 2016 estimate is 36 million you're a fucking moron
>>75673084
>implying trudeau isn't going to let in 20 million somalis
>>75672911
It will show you've got 50 million Canadians all right, but they won't be quite the sort of Canadian you were expecting.
>>75672822
Canada would have been better if Newfoundland and Quebec had been separate from Canada proper
>>75673210
That's literally impossible it would mean we grew by 20 million people in 5 years, we would probably be the fastest growing nation in the world if that was the case
>>75672765
t. Juan Suarez
>>75672987
Canadians are Yankees that got away
>>75673210
I'd rather we have muslims than british traitors and yankee cucks.
>>75673329
Would that make you Dong Zhuge?
>>75673420
>French would rather get raped by niggers than have actual white people around
Hence why your language and culture needs to be exterminated
>>75673286
He's making a joke, autismo
Canada will have 50 million people around 2060, with something like 20 million of them being white people
>>75673480
Americans are niggers, you have more niggers and fags than canada has people. You are a big fat liberal blob of degeneracy.
>>75668822
A better question is "why are canadians such shitposters, they are just slightly better than straya"
Can't wait for Canada to fragment apart.
t. Newfoundlander.
>>75673382
No they aren't, they are British who were loyal to the crown.
>>75673556
>He's just joking he's not actually retarded
Get off the proxy faggot
>>75673653
No we aren't!
>>75668822
they were all americains who stole french land for the queen so the only true americains are the french ones
>>75673668
It'll probably happen at the same time as the US breaking apart.
Honestly, the Maritimes would probably be better off as their own little country.
>>75673562
>niggers could BBC canada out of existence/into a brazilian existence in a single generation
Sucks to be you?
>>75673687
Just like southerners were rebels against a traitorous government or whatever
America having shitskins is a good thing because they distract us. If we weren't so distracted we would have anschlussed you a long time ago.
>>75673918
Your niggers aren't in my country, they are in yours.
Even if your country goes to shit and implodes from niggers and aids, china or russia will defend us. You aren't needed.
>>75673668
>townie
>>75673859
That would only happen in the US of Whiteness decided to unite all whites in north america under their rule and invaded Canada
Otherwise Canada will just become a patchwork of chinese, french, british and indians, each province its own special thing
>>75673859
>
Please don't remind us about 400 years of self-rule and prosperity. We might get ideas...
>>75674110
Why would China or Russia defend Quebec? Are all french people this retarded?
>>75674032
>If only we hadn't chosen to flood ourselves with Mexicans to the point of extinction we'd have annexed you long ago, you weaklings!
Sort of begging the question.
>>75673668
What ya at by
>>75672765
>be happy we have never considered annexing over the years
First of all: You did.
Second of all: I'm upset you never went though with it.
>>75673687
>Get off the proxy faggot
>using a proxy to make jokes
>>75674199
Because stopping you from annexing us would make you cry again for another 200 years.
>>75669290
>Our population is almost the same size of uk
>>75674201
>extinction
That's you, not us
Balkanizing into a nigger southeast, mexican southwest and white north isn't the same as getting your head chopped off by jihadis
>>75674032
I wish you'd try
>>75674325
American logic, If you stop invaders they win!
Hmm... Sounds familiar
Tfw Britain admits you're better than them in every way
>>75674325
Yeah I don't know if you're delusional or just shitposting but the reality is if the US a) balkanizes then canada will get fucked up b) one balkanized examerican nation decides to annex canada then shit is going to go down
The logistics and money involved in starting a major war with a nuclear-armed examerican nation over canada would be pointless for russia or china
>>75674502
>I wish you'd try
Because you want to be annexed?
>>75674325
>Fuck the Queen bro *puffs marijuana cigarette*
>We stopped you from annexing us LMAO
Leafs are a fucking cancer.
>>75674614
>can't even beat 3rd world countries
>expects to beat a 1st world country with 3 oceans and a shared border
Go ahead and try, oh wait nvm you tried already, several times.
>>75672608
Implying SK is a liberal hell hole
Only provincial conservant gov't in country.
Kek
>>75668822
Sikhs
The Sikh immigration numbers are totally silenced and censored from media.
Why?
Because Sikhs rule Canada now, they've made it their israel.
I only spoke to a few Sikhs in my life but all of them felt really superior when talking about how Sikhs are taking over Canada more and more.
Like the Muslims coming to Europe they don't want diversity or rights for woman or anything our leftist governments are fighting for. All they want is their religion and those who not to be converted or worse.
>>75674509
>It's a Canadian acts as if we couldn't annex his country in a few days episode
canada i has less people than california.
>>75674147
Mfw Canada has unlimited natural resources, low taxes, and cheap consumer items. Best place on earth
>>75674661
No, I like hearing butt hurt Americans try and justify how failing to invade a country is a victory
>>75668822 >>75669290 >>75669463
Come to British Columbia, where our capital is Victoria, after the Queen. Lots of loyalists here. I see the Union Jack flying in most neighborhoods on the west coast, and its still flown at many city/municipalities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxOhk4Lk9aE
Our anthem before our heritage and culture was utterly destroyed by liberal degeneracy.
>>75674509
>mfw I see our national currency
>>75674819
So we're just memeing then? Okay. Well the US would use their CIA mind control devices to enslave the Canadians and win in two days.
>>75674849
What does a Sikh woman look like?
>>75674453
>Balkanizing into a nigger southeast, mexican southwest and white north isn't the same as getting your head chopped off by jihadis
They've been balkanizing the Mudslimes to London you moron.
>>75674453
Depends on whether you'll balkanise into a homogeneous "white" north state when the time comes or whether it will be several. You might end up in-fighting.
>>75675002
>two days
hours*
>>75674960
You mean a war that happened 200 years ago and was fought by the British empire?
Yeah I'm sure that has a lot of bearing on the modern military capabilities of the United States as well as the ability of Canada to resist invasion.
>>75668822
>American accent is not older than brit shit accent
Lol, keep telling yourself that. If you squeeze your eyes shut hard enough, everything comes true!
We didn't have your 1800's movement in which the rich started pushing their culture out on the rest of the country, with 'The queen's english' and all.
>>75669463
I hate this British victimhood.
>>75675046
That will only be if /pol/-tier autists in the northwest decide to try and make their own meme nation of nazism and fight the rest of us because we aren't judenfrei enough for them.
Otherwise it is unlikely that white liberals would actually attempt to make an independent new england, and unlikely they'd actually win a war if they did.
>>75674238
If I could go back in time and fix this I would bro.
Time travel doesn't exsist yet sadly.
>>75675002
>>75675057
>>75675129
>talks about invading canada every day like a fucking bitch
>loses every war including wars against countries that don't even have tanks
>their suicide rate surpasses their combat deaths
>10% of their military are trannies
>90% are spics and niggers
oh fuck I'm laughing
>>75675129
I didn't even mention your country today, all I said was I like hearing your excuses for losing.
Way to show your insecurity :^)
>>75675215
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE FUCKING POOR HATED GEORGE WASHINGTON AND ALL THOSE OTHER FAGGOTS
>>75674977
>change flag to maple leaf
>change anthem from maple leaf forever to something else
Why?
>>75675352
>>75675333
>canadians: expert memers
>>75675260
If you did end up with a liberal state and a conservative state, the liberal state would probably join with Canada if you tried to invade them. I doubt you could take on two states at once.
You could end up balkanising on the basis of religion or any number of factors.
>>75675333
>IT WAS THE BRITISH CANADA DIDNT EXIST
>actually there was 2 Canada's back then
>IT WAS THE BRITISH EMPIRE
>but They were fighting France and couldn't devote a lot of man power to Canada until the end of the war which we will admit helped secure our victory
>MUH STALEMATE
Did it ever feel like Britain? I always saw it more as America with a speech impediment and more frenchies.
>>75675359
>We gonna go to war cuz you're taxing US!
>WE WON THR WAR ALL BY OURSELF IGNORE THE SPANISH AND FRENCH TROOPS
>OKAY GUYS NOW IM GONNA TAX WHISKEY
>meanwhile Canada has zero taxes for the next 150 years
>>75675488
ikr, these yankees are faggots, all you have to do is build tunnels and plant landmines, then they will shit their pants and start killing themselves. Hilarious. Child soldiers could probably push their shit in.
>>75675566
Yes, you still hear older people (50+) speak English properly, I hear schedule pop up once in a while as opposed to Skedjule.
Pearson and then Trudeau really did a number on destroying our culture.
>>75671722
>You'll never banta with Canadians over music and tv and stuff
>>75675650
I don't really appreciate shit our allies veterans like that, our guys fought side by side with them and ask any Yankee who served along our guys they will always say that the Canadians punched well above their weight.
>>75675389
Liberal degeneracy. Nothing more, nothing less.
Strip Canadian's of their identity, and mold them under their own agenda.
I remember seeing a video not to long ago where Canadian veterans apart of the Royal Canadian legion were told they were removing the Union Jack from their emblem and there was an outrage. These soldiers who gave everything fighting for King and Empire.
The flag debate is still a bitter memory for non-sheep Canadians.
>>75675811
>I can't take part in 90's conversations online because nobody knows my Canadian shows or if they know it they call me a stupid hipster for watching that
Being a Canadian is hard
>>75675482
New England only has 15 million people
15 million teaming with 50 million in a country riven by racial differences versus 170 million in a homogenous nation isn't good odds for Team Canada
And religion isn't a factor
>>75676015
Many, many people still oppose the flag change and it's not just a tiny minority it's a big enough issue that veterans demand to carry the union flag with them during veterans parades.
Stephen Harper actually wanted to change Canada day back to dominion day but his proposal was rejected.
>>75675943
>Can't even go on patrol because you are too busy shitting your pants at the thought of going on patrol
>Can't into insurgent tactics even after 100 years
>Expect to win a war
It's just banter m80, but honestly all we would have to do is ied up the trans-canada for automatic win.
>>75676163
This post tells me you're a teenager, only a teenager would believe in an actual war Canada could defeat America
>>75676287
Oh we wouldn't win, but we would definitely cripple you enough so that you would never recover. Then the other countries would finish you off. You are the ones that bring up the topic of invasion everyday like some butt-hurt rejected tranny.
>>75670123
Muh queen.
You fucking faggots and your queen Anglos are an absolute minority in Ontario, Quebec, and BC. You're desperate to grasp at any conservative identity.
>>75676163
You're telling me you would have zero fear of land mines? Any normal human being would be afraid of traps like that at least you can hear your enemies gun shots you can't hear a land mine.
>>75676287
It's unrealistic to say we could, it's impossible for us to win and I say this as the most patriotic Canadian on this board. You're 10 times our population, you just can't win against those numbers, there is no denying we could do some serious damage though and would put up one hell of a fight if there is something Canadians always prove it's that we can keep up with counties way bigger than us.
>>75676414
I'm not even an Anglo :^)
God save the Queen
>>75676547
I wouldn't be going on patrol down main roads like a fucking retard, I would drive beside them in offroad vehicles with an apache using infrared to detect them.
Americans use their troops as cannon fodder.
The tulips we've been sending them yearly, as a gift for liberating us at the end of WW2, slowly turned them into flaming homosexuals.
>>75676547
>>75676653
>also not patrolling at random intervals
>not switching up your prowl route regularly
a fucking walmart security guard is smarter than their chain of command it seems.
>>75676590
Why do you want to be a cuck for a ceremonial monarch of another state which is itself a cuck to America and globalism? It's like three dimensional cuckoldry
>>75676653
Okay mister smarty pants why don't you run the army then?
>>75676825
Tulips are nice though, I don't know if you have something to do with this but everyone I know loves tulips
You're retarded if you think Canada would make it a pyrrhic victory. It would be an absolute rout.
>>75676919
>ceremonial
>has full control of the british armed forces
>can and has vetoed proposed bills from parliament
>ceremonial
>>75676998
I would run the army if given a chance, and I would try to bring everyone back alive as opposed to using them as a mass zergling rush.
>>75676034
If the racial situation got so bad in America that you had to balkanise I'd think that you would invade the new non-white countries long before you would think of annexing a white Canada. And by the time you set your sights on Canada their population would have doubled or tripled and they would be strong enough to resist you. So would Australia and NZ, and the Commonwealth would come to their aid. America in the long run is destined to be overtaken by us.
>>75676919
>>75675566
all our towns have a 50's American vibe to it, our traditonal culture if there is any left all come from Colonial America, or the French Acadiens. English Canadians thinking they are anything like the British is just cringeworthy, not even close. The only thing british is our government but thats because it was forced on us.
>>75677128
> he believes this
>>75677129
Just because you win Starcraft games doesn't mean you'll win wars.
>>75677287
It's true, turn off CTV and maybe you'll see our Queen plays more than just a ceremonial role.
>>75677441
You win wars by countering your enemies tactics. It really is starcraft in a nutshell.
>also attacking supply chains
>while your enemy is making bullets out of bat shit
>meanwhile giving your enemy food and electricity so they will think you are nice
lol wtf
>>75677649
>war is Starcraft
Go do your homework kiddo
>>75677757
Seriously, americans are retards, they would zerg rush us, then start supplying us with food and water while we killed them. This is why they lose wars, they are schizo.
You don't half ass a war then start sucking your enemies dick half way through.
>>75677937
Just stop shitposting! Seriously I shitpost too but god damn you're not even doing a good job you're just acting retarded
>>75674925
>tfw at least 30% your salary goes to funding the welfare state before you even get nickle and dimed by consumption taxes, and it dawns on you with this royal flush of a hand given to your country, we're barely staying afloat.
Enjoy the sweet, long summer, child. Just watch as we're asked to pay a bit more of our "fair share" every year for the next decade.
>>75678002
I'm not shitposting, americans suck ass at war. They only thing they are good at is manufacturing. They wouldn't have the stomach to be able to massacre a whole village or starve a population into submission.
>ITT: pathetic Canadians talking shit like theyre relevant
When did the leaves start becoming like edgy 13 year olds? Just because youve been the butt of all americas jokes and dont have the intelligence to fight back you want to turn on the UK?
Youre fucking pathetic
>>75678258
battered wife syndrome rearing it's ugly head again
>>75678099
JUST FUCK OFF YES AMERICANS ARE DUMB AND ANNOYING BUT THEYRE OUR DUMB AND ANNOYING ALLY WE ARE NOT GOING TO WAR WITH THEM WHY EVEN BOTHER DISCUSSING THIS? JUST FUCK OFF TO WHATEVER THIRD WORLD COUNTRY YOU COME FROM
>>75674925
>Low taxes
I think you've had enough dude weed lmao for today.
>>75678258
No we don't, it's just butt hurt French faggots who come here from r9k
>>75678328
Coming from the country no one takes seriously
You hired a fucking model to run your country
>>75678400
>fuck off back to canada or europe
ok
>le hearts and minds meme
>instead of just turning everyone into paste
Did we beat the nazis by winning hearts and minds?
Real reason: Canada post WW2 got bought up by the US. over 60% of all business was American controlled. Controlling business means controlling culture. All movies and TV was and is American.
>>75678583
Who cares about Germans?
What are you even talking about hearts and minds? When did I say that?
>>75678567
>he doesn't even pretend to have control of his country
>is basically a province belonging to the eu
>doesn't have a say in anything
>>75671722
>John Pearson.
Do you mean Lester B Pearson?
Also fuck diefenbaker in his stupid face. Rip Avro arrow.
>>75678740
That is their strategy, to suck the tip of their enemies dick and hope they don't get cum in their mouths.
If you declare war on a country, you bomb into dust and leave. You don't sit there trying to convince people you are a nice guy after you just splattered half their family all over the walls.
Americans can't into war or occupation. They are retarded.
>>75668822
>In before "the American accent is the older form of the English language," no that's actually a popular myth
the same thing is said about brazilian accent regarding the portuguese language.
>>75678907
Stop talking about this stupid shit nobody cares fuck off
>>75678994
You are the one asking me what I mean, you said we can't win a war. I'm telling you why we would win.
>>75679048
How can 35 million people win a war against 350 million? Yes if they gave us time to build up our navy and our airforce we could give him absolute hell, this is how we helped win world war 2 we just built up insanely fast to the point that we became one of the largest forces in the world. This won't work if we got invaded as it stands right now we don't stand a chance at victory, we would lose no matter what yes we could fuck them up I believe we make up for our lack of numbers and resources with just how skilled our armed forces are but at the end of the day 1 million guys against 100 thousand is impossible to win
>>75676023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC9Js3RWrlk
Moral of the story: Canadian TV can be fucking weird.
>>75679450
How did vietnam or iraq beat them?
We would use asymetrical warfare and psychological warfare.
Bomb their hospitals, make them scared to go on patrol, poison their food. Shit like that. We wouldn't even have to pick up a gun to win.
>>75679453
I miss nanalan
>>75679581
We are assuming that this is going to be a total war, they could very easily just completely bomb our cities to ashes they didn't send all 1 million soldiers to Iraq, and even though I don't particularly like Americans and admit that their army is more about using big guns and number than strategy I can still admit if they didn't fuck around Vietnam and Iraq could have been very easily victories,
It was all political they didn't have to win in a total war that would be about wiping the floor with them and taking their territory there is no question they would be colonies.
>>75679581
Canada is physically connected to the US. There's also no neighboring nation through which to funnel fighters and arms, a la Cambodia or Syria.
>>75679944
You could just send a million negros to take over Toronto desu
>>75675247
We do hate you for betraying us after WWII with our Empire and Suez. That being said, we get over it and fight on. It's the same with Americans talking about British control of America, but with facts instead of exaggerated tomfoolery.
>>75679800
That isn't how yankees fight though. They prolong wars and attempt to look like the good guys.
In an all out war they could beat anyone, but they don't have the sack to carpet bomb whole cities anymore.
Their liberals make them weak. Also we could infiltrate them easily, and with help from other countries we would have a constant stream of supplies coming in.
It's why they keep losing wars, they try these surgical strikes and these psychological pamplet dropping instead of just going in with flame throwers and barbecuing kids while they are on jungle gyms.
You don't have to kill your enemies, just take away their will to fight.
>>75680118
I'm not even going to bother reading your pointless post, even with unlimited data I feel like I'm wasting it replying to you. Just shut up
>>75679944
Russia and china are extremely close to us, we also have huge populations of chinese and russians already. We have 3 oceans and the biggest unguarded border on the planet. You wouldn't be able to stop the supplies coming in. Plus you would simply give us supplies because you are that dumb.
>>75680300
You are retarded anyway, you are the one that thinks of war as a pure numbers game. Pretty silly.
>>75668822
Because we live right next door to the US
Most of our population lives on the US border
Most of our population consumes US media and goods
Most of our population knows more about life and politics in the US than they do about the goings on here at home
Living in rural western Canada I have to say most of us might as well be Americans, socially, politically
>>75680495
I'm ignoring you from now on you're just shitposting
>>75680803
>americans invade canada
>bbq some yankee children
>americans rage out and start sending us supplies
>bomb some random shitholes for a few weeks
>start sending us food and water
>bbq their kids again
>eventually liberals invite us to immigrate
Because we share a border and speak the same language? It's not hard to figure out
