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give us 2 years if Shillary of Bernie are elected, 3 if Trump gets elected.
Double failed empire here. Get on my level faggots.
>>75653119
this time well actually make it, im certain.
>>75653119
Life goes on, man.
>>75653119
failure just makes you stronger, right..? right?????
>>75653119
/failed empire/ reporting
poor Wilhelm , i actually really dig the beard
>https://youtu.be/Z2V9IE-BqRs
>>75653119
>tfw you were the greatest empire, & the only empire to willingly give it up without a fight
>>75655845
Thanks John Lennon
>>75653119
non-country reporting in
It was the jews.
R-reporting in, senpai.
Give back Macau ;__;
Fucking jews.
>>75655845
You can thank Americucks at Suez for that
>>75656016
Wat zyde gy tot my, gy kleine duyvelspecht? Ik beveel ge er kennis van te neemen dat ik met lof ende goedkeuring een kaapersbrief heb gehad van Willem van Oranje ende betrokken ben geweest by talryke geheyme offensieven tegen Alva en de zyne, en zelfstandig meer dan drie honderden Spanjolen heb omgelegd. Ik ben gehard by den Katergeuzen en ben den beste schutter onder den Nederlandsche vlag. Ge bent niet meer dan myn zoveelste doelwit. Ik zal u uyt myne gewest verwyderen met een nauwkeurigheid die de wereld nog nimmer aangechouwen had. Let op myn verdomde woorden! Gy denkt dat ge deze leuhgenpraat aan my kan verkoopen per postduyf? Gy had tweemaal moeten denken, cattengehspuys! In dezen tyd dat ik deze missive opstel, stuur ik opdracht naar myn geheymen samenstel van verspieders ende vloerduyven, verspreid door den Republiek der Zeven Verenigde Nederlanden en wordt dezen postduyf gevolgd, dus ge kunt zich maar beter voorbereiden op den storm, rabaut. Den storm die het bedroevenden klyne ding dat gy uw leven noemt weg zal vaagen. Gy bent dood, kind. Ik kan overal, ten alle tyden zyn ende ik kan ge op zeven honderden wyzen doden, ende dat is slechts met myne bloten handen. Niet alleen zyt ik veelomvattend geoefend in den ongewapenden krygskunst, maar alsmede heb ik het voltallige arsenaal der watergeuzen ter myner beschikking ende ik zal dat benutten om uwer lamlendigen achtereinde van het vastenland te vagen, gy klynen schobbejak. Als gy had geweten wat voor eene goddelooze vergelding uw 'geestige' missive teweeg zou brengen, had ge misschien op uwen tong gebeten. Maar dat kon ge niet. Gy deed het niet ende nu zult ge de tol betalen, gy verdomde smeerkanis. Ik zal furie over u schyten en gy zult er in verzuypen. Ge zyt dood, hoerenzeune.
>>75653119
We had so much potential.
>>75656107
>Portugal
>Not shit
>>75656169
I wan't even thinking about you. Literally irrelevant.
>>75653119
Are we the only good thing to come out of this run down empire?
1898 worst year of my life.
>>75656543
At least we're not fucking bankrupt all the time and still have colonies in the Caribbean.
>>75656169
"Would you like to translate this page?"
>>75657009
Good luck getting that through a translator. It's fake old Dutch.
>>75657009
You can easily guess what he says without Google fucking up every second word.
>>75656980
Sorry I can't hear you over my genetic, cultural and historical superiority. You don't even have a World Cup, I think the last finals you lost it against us. Please stop posting in this thread about relevant countries. Thank you.
>>75653119
You never were an empire
You just had colonies
STOP REMINDING US!
>>75657179
Last World Cup I remember us kicking you to the ground 5-1. That final was in the Euros, and as everyone knows they're not relevant anyway.
>Implying 5pa1n has any cultural or genetic superiority.
>>75657238
Pretty much the definition of an empire.
>>75655845
you didnt give up without a fight. You had to conced to America after at the end of WW1.
>2 world wars and one world cup
was always a false statement.
>>75657179
but you're brown
>lose empire saving the world from totalitarianism one last time
>no one even appreciates your sacrifice
feels bad man
who /undisputedworldwidecapitalistempire/ here? Get fuckt euros.
>>75657179
>5pa1n
Didn't even get passed the group stage against them.
Don't get me wrong, Australia sucks dick at soccer but 5-1 if I'm correct is pretty bad.
Good afternoon greatest ally
>>75656169
Is Dutch even a real language
Is it better to have been great but watch it slowly torn away from you or to have never been great at all?
>>75657508
yep, we are.
>>75657419
>>75657553
Who cares, nigger. What matters is the championships won. Also not an empire. Fuck off.
>>75657508
My shit is whiter than your grandsons. Fuck off. Not an empire.
>mfw all this failed "countries" posting
>tfw everybody is against spanish empire here
Fuck you people, keep sucking anglo cock, fucking minions
>>75657553
>tfw Socceroos did better against us than 5pa1n
>>75657643
Nope. Just act as if you have throat cancer and you should be able to speak Dutch perfectly.
You know greatest ally
that pink map bullshit was a dick move from your behalf
and indirectly led to the overthrow of our kang by republicucks
But we're cool now I guess
>>75657800
>Not an empire
We literally owned England at one point. VOC was also a fuckload better at colonies than you lot were.
>>75657800
WE ARE STILL APART OF THE COMMINWEALTH AND WE ARE STILL PROUD DESCENDANTS OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE!
FOR KING AND CUNTRY!
>>75657913
I remember browsing /so when that match was on, never had I made so many Dutch friends.
>>75657715
yea you are. they all look like the average Syrian.
>>75658044
/Sp/ fucking hate this phone.
>>75657586
Kek
>>75658077
hahahaha
>>75658103
Dutch people generally like Aussies cos you're not uptight cunts. We also have a lot of F1 supporters rooting for Ricciardo when Mad Max flies off again in F1.
>>75658077
at least you know how you'll look like in 50 years
>>75658371
But there was something about that game that made us Aussies respect the Dutch even more and that's big because we disrespect fucking everything. It's like we all clicked and became a family.
>>75657450
Butthurt German detected.
Nice try but we just keep smacking you down.
>>75657179
Historical maybe, genetic? Topkek
>>75657996
You did, thanks for the rights and the banking, Dutchbro :^)
>>75657996
Literally owned England? Was that before or after you were Spanish and Austrian property? Took you long enough enough to just become a country. When did you have time to own anyone?
>>75658647
You all look like mongoloids, the sun fucking anihilates you, when you reach 40 years become ugly aliens, can not drink milk, your beards suck, etc.
We wuz southern african empire and shiet
>>75653119
Not sure failed is the correct term we had an empire, it just ran its course like all empires do.
>>75658044
Hello brother good to meet you!
The good old days of the Empire...
>>75657424
So Greece had an empire?
>>75657524
You didn't save the world, you just defend yourself and your interest
Now we are heading to the NWO filled with degeneracy, gays, stupid people,etc
There isn't anyone to stop that
I really hate your fucking people and your hypocrisy
Fucking Germanics must be exterminated
>>75658622
desu I don't remember much of the game. I was shitfaced at the time. Only remember our side scoring and the literal next shot was you lot equalizing.
Tbh it's a good thing you weren't going up against our current squad or you'd win 4-0 easily. Dutch football is dead.
>>75658862
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_III_of_England
>>75658908
Why have only South Africa and Egypt got their colonial flags?
How fucking triggering.
>>75653119
:(
DO IT
FOR
ENGLAND
DO IT
FOR
HIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yZNMWFqvM
>The world is nearly all parcelled out, and what there is left of it is being divided up, conquered and colonised. To think of these stars that you see overhead at night, these vast worlds which we can never reach. I would annex the planets if I could; I often think of that. It makes me sad to see them so clear and yet so far.
F
>>75653119
the empire is not dead yet...it will be if we do not brexit
>>75657800
HAHAHAHAHAH
>368 years later and still but thurt that we cucked your ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eighty_Years'_War
you don't even have a better economy then us
but muh muh football....who cares?
>>75659003
Ah I thought you might be referring to William of orange...the figure head who served the British parliament. He was just a pawn in Britain's sectarian anti Catholic fervor. Hardly the same as holland owning anything. Notice also he moved here and ruled you. He didn't "rule" us from dutchland.
Patton was right and the kikes killed him for it.
>>75659201
Ffs, the boogeyman in your country is the fucking Duque de Alba.
>>75653119
It wasn't failed every great power/civilisation/empire in history has eventually fallen
its just how it goes, USSR was last, america is next, then China probably who knows
>>75659225
It's still our leader conquering you. Twist and turn your anglo logic all you like, but we owned you all the same.
>>75657009
it's the Navy Seal copypasta but adapted
>>75658947
>you just defend yourself and your interest
by refusing peace with the Germans?
>>75653119
Fuck the spanish empire.
>>75659201
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eighty_Years'_War
>Belligerents
>Result
Woah... so this is the power... of being irrelevant...
>>75658894
We can not drink milk? I think youre talking about niggers.
Must be hard living as a non germanic.
>>75659061
Both countries gained independence before world war 2
>>75658942
Where is that from?
>>75658947
Are you the retard who goes on about how amazing Mediterraneans are because your great-great-great-great grandmother was raped by a Spaniard?
>>75659003
You haven't seen Australia's squad. No based Tim Cahill for the next world cup, hell I don't think we'll even make the cut.
>>75659579
Tonkin, today's Vietnam which was part of French Indochina. Heads of pirates who were probably guillotined.
>>75659429
He's right to an extent though, William "conquered" us (on the invitation of Parliament), but we didn't form part of the Dutch Empire - Great Britain was still politically separate from the Netherlands.
>>75658077
Imagine all the german pussy they get then.
![gruppe_b_esp_ned_match_casillas_body_a.2270437[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZxOWdYz.jpg "gruppe b esp ned match casillas body a.2270437[1]")
>>75659658
We didn't even make the cut for the euros. We won't be making the WC either unless something changes fast.
>>75659761
Shame we didn't form an empire together. Kanker Wanker Empire would've ruled the world.
>>75659429
Conquered? I'm not surprised a dutchfag doesn't know what conquering someone looks like since you've never done it but us bribing William to sit quietly on a chair as parliament runs shit and drives out the catholics is anything but conquered. We approached him he didn't March a Dutch army to London and proclaim himself king. He was just a pawn in the games of the parliament. Do you not understand how constitutional monarchies work?
>>75659639
No you germanic
>>75659926
I think the British managed to rule the world anyway.
:^)
>>75659942
>Anglo logic
Still head of state
>>75659429
You wouldn't be a country today without England's help in your war of independence against Spain. Let me guess, you're one of those pro-Nazi Dutch quislings?
I have a general fondness for the Dutch people, but the minority of Nazi quislings like you are insufferable.
>>75657179
Haha. Cultural superiority? You haven't had a literature since the 17th century, and even then Lope de Vega can't hold a candle to Shakespeare. And as for science you've invented about one hundredth of what Britain has, and a great deal less than the Netherlands too.
>>75659792
>We won't be making the WC
At least India does
>>75658630
you never smacked us down in anything.
>>75656980
Gib monies
>>75653119
It could've been beautiful.
Fish and chips for dinner the world over, Monster Munch sold at every grocery store, tea in the morning and a unifying language filled with only the finest of bantz.
We threw it away. We threw it all away. Then we mutilated ourselves with 'diversity', bending over and letting the genderqueer liberal freaks fuck us at every turn.
Baptism by nuclear hellfire when?
>>75658947
>So Greece had an empire?
Literally, yes
>>75653119
Not only did we cuck most countries into fighting each other we invented Jewish practises like the stock market and modern banking
We ARE the Jew
>>75657913
Ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
If you say this will you die?
>>75660146
Did you ever ask your relatives who lived through WW1 how turnips tasted?
How's Dresden nowadays?
>>75660045
Now imagine if we hadn't been fighting all the time.
>>75660090
>This triggers the anglo
And here I was thinking Brits had humour
>>75660104
kek
>>75660162
>A fucking credit card
Go ask your neighbour Venezuela.
>>75660216
It would be extremely painful.
>>75660419
>And here I was thinking Brits had humour
>English
>Humour
That's literally a meme.
>>75660162
We don't have to gib you anything anymore
Enjoy your "independence"under the Dutch crown
>>75653119
3 empires (aztec included)
All of them failed
>>75660419
The Dutch hatred for Britain on this board is incessant. In every thread about Britain there's a Dutch poster raving about how we ought to have let Nazi Germany walk all over Europe. Banter is now indistinguishable from genuine malevolence.
>>75659739
Nice
>>75660419
Stroopwafel eating faggots, the Venezuelans are escaping their hellhole and are entering illegally daily.
>>75660702
Why are you so butthurt?
Why are my countrymen continually so butthurt, whilst raving about how Americans "can't take the banter"?
>>75653119
If by failed, you mean civilized almost the entire world?
>>75660615
>independence
KEK that is a lie. We get our neat little flag and anthem. That's it. You macambas are still in charge.
>>75656016
kek blame the jews instead of the faggots who bow the knee to those supposed "jews"
>>75660790
Well send our "navy" right away
>>75660702
Historical banter between the Dutch and English have included multiple wars and alliances and even a shared head of state
>>75660860
It's sitting by and not correcting a word about this "Eternal Anglo" nonsense (Eternal Kraut would make a great deal more sense) that is causing some of the weaker heads on /pol/ to actually take it seriously.
>>75653119
Basically everybody except the US and China are a failed empire right now. And China is a periodic empire, so they are an Empire right now, but they might not be in the future(like Russia). And then they might rise again, those are periodic empires.
And failed empires are empires like Britain and Bulgaria and Mongolia, I mean you held the world, now you're an island, Mongolia had the world and they are a country who uses the slavic alphabet, we were tri moreta, now we are edno more.
>>75660399
>implying any of that constitutes a smackdown
You lost your empire because of us.
Dresden is fine btw, one of the whitest cities of western Europe. How's London? WW winner?
>>75660948
That's what "independent" implied yes
Legally your loose though
That's good enough to convince the UN
>>75657179
Thanks for Sheekyforums.
Double fail.
I think we will never recover again...
>>75653119
Was this thread really necessary ?
>>75658908
Afrikaaner volkstaat when?
>>75659337
What?
>>75660962
Why tho? No pressure to take in muh refugees? :^(
>>75661129
Status Aparte was a mistake.
>>75661128
What does constitute a "smackdown"? Perhaps occupying your country, deciding how it is to be run from then until now?
>Comparing Dresden to our capital.
I've been to Berlin, we tried to get a train ticket but no-one spoke any German (or English). Berlin also smells of shit (apparently it was built on a swamp).
Whos /failed pagan empire/ here?
Fuck you poland.
>>75661166
Yes we can
>>75661105
>Caring what Euros think.
>>75661128
We lost our Empire, yes, because your country chose to invade Belgium in 1914 and Poland in 1939. It chose to bring about literally hundreds of millions of deaths just for a bit of empty military glory and puffed-up nationalism. You could have had a strong healthy Germany and we our Empire, but your obsession with being the "Master Race" and having it all got the better of you. Now you're at the task of destroying Europe again by flooding us with millions and millions of Muslims from every corner of the earth. For shame, Germany.
>>75657715
>grabbing each others' legs
>not squatting properly like a pikey
bunch of FAGS
>>75661344
They're only a problem if they cross the Atlantic.
>>75653119
Bring back the Empire senpai.
Argentina was at its peak when you had your Empire and we were the richest country in the world exporting you beef and wheat.
>>75653119
Does losing the Panama Canal and the Philippines count as a fail?
>>75653119
We were never an empire, but our hegemony is on life support.
>>75661933
Heh. We're both getting enriched.
>tfw this island will become a latino colony
>>75662356
Dunno how it is on Aruba, but when I visited Bonaire, there were road works everywhere. 3 locals leaning on shovels around a hole, 1 Venezuelan or other kind of latino in it digging.
Seems like they actually work for a living.
>>75662038
Argentina was part of the "informal" British Empire.
It was widely understood that the British government had a large amount of influence on the Argentine, and would protect its interests within Argentina.
These interests were primarily securing free trade.
But with the stability and security provided by Britain, investors were far more willing to invest in less developed countries. This is why in the early 1900s much much more money was being invested into South America, Africa, India etc than is nowadays.
RIP British Empire, you were too good for this world.
/here/
>>75662468
They are to us what Mexicans are to Yanks. Fresh off the boat immigrants work hard because it's either that or their crime ridden slums. It's the spawns they pop out and extended family that they bring over that's the problem.
They have only been here since the 80's. Unless something is done, they will slowly become the majority. Rip.
>>75662356
Pls fix
I plan to retire there
>>75662424
Tits or GTFO
>>75660202
the byzantine empire could also qualify. After all they were Roman only in name. Fuckers didn't even use Latin.
>>75662926
Locals are lazy as shit on Bonaire though. Like half the island is on welfare and it seems the only successful businesses are run by whites or chinamen
>>75653274
Reporting in.
>>75662976
Only if you guys take full control again. Remove Arepas.
>>75653119
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>>75662493
Pretty much.
Argentina was called the "Honorary Dominion" back then, by the 1930s the British had more money invested here than in actual dominions like Australia, South Africa or New Zealand.
Free trade and Republican rule by the Conservative criollo and Anglo-Argentine elite brought us from being a sleepy backwater in the 1850s to having the highest per capita GDP by the 1930s, the largest meat and grain exporter in the world, 8th largest railroad network, 70% of South America's gold reserves and 5th world exporter overall.
Britain and Argentina have worked better as allies than enemies. The fall of the Empire was in reality a disaster for us.
>>75653119
I'VE COME TO TALK WITH YOU AGAIN
>>75653119
My dad's failed empire.
I make jokes about the UK's old "sun never sets" mentality. He is unamused.
>>75653119
BECAUSE A VISION SOFTLY CREEPING
>>75663132
It's gibsmedat: The Island
>>75663204
We can't
The UN would have us conquered in a day and you would become a US vassal
>>75653119
LEFT ITS SEEDS WHILE I WAS SLEEPING
>>75663289
Portugal is the king of failed Empires
>>75658908
Mussolini got cucked
>>75662529
nice meme
>>75653119
AND THE VISION WAS PLANTED IN MY BRAIN
>>75663455
that's enough portugal
stop embarrasing yourself
>>75663401
>tfw the only good road on the island is the AH's parking.
>>75661371
Dresden is better than your capital, Inselaffe thats the point. Berlin is better too though a shithole.
>What does constitute a "smackdown"
America cucking you during ww1 and you voting to stay under the German boot soon.
>>75653119
STILL REMAINS
>>75663410
We can always vote. Doubt that'll help. My countrymen are immensely proud of our semi independence. Vote for the same corrupt parties, lazy as shit and then wonder why this place is mediocre.
>>75653119
WITHIN THE SOUND OF SILENCE.
>>75653119
IN RESTLESS DREAMS I WALKED ALONE
>>75663581
but did it sink or did it get back to the uk?
>>75653119
NARROW STREETS OF COBBLESTONE
>>75656757
that comic was adorable.
>>75653119
'NEATH THE HALO OF A STREETLAMP
>>75663981
fucking cringe poortugal
>>75653119
I TURNED MY COLLAR TO THE COLD AND DAMP
>>75663829
we can do this all day mohammed
>>75663864
cant recall
>>75664025
Fucking cringe your "empire", motherfucker.
>>75657109
>tfw I can read fake old dutch and understand it perfectly
>tfw I have no face
>>75653119
>>75664025
WHEN MY EYES WERE STABBED BY THE FLASH OF A NEON LIGHT
>>75664149
>we can do this all day mohammed
Ah that we can Juan Blanco; at the end of the day they're still our Islands, and its still our oil ahahaha.
Get mad argies
>>75660202
There was no such thing as a Greek Empire you retard
>>75653119
THAT SPLIT THE NIGHT
>>75664168
t. 5 feet tall brownlet
>>75653119
AND TOUCHED THE SOUND OF SILENCE.
>>75659201
>Lost every major battle to the point of instant surrendering when Spa ish troops came close
>Proud.
>>75664168
Fucking colonials, am I right? ahahaha >>75664425
>>75664297
>memes
>get mad
nah m80,i dont hate the brits,but banter is nice,i think you have bigger things to worry about,like that handsome major and his flock
>>75661628
No it was your arrogance to assume you can just declare war on us and cry for uncle america for help after you realized we're too strong for you and you cant handle us. We had legitemate grievances with our enemies. And you had to tear europe down for what? fucking Belgium? get rekt, Inselaffe.
Also Germany isnt destroying Europe. 1m people came to Germany (how exactly is that your problem btw?)almost half of which where from the balkans and already left. Lets not forget who was the first country that allowed mass non white immigration into europe. At least our niggers where turks and kurds while you let in Negros and fucking Pakis.
Im not into this blame game but if you really want to pin it to one nation it is without a doubt the British that ended old proud europe with its arrogance when it got involved in a war that wasnt hers to fight.
>>75663320
Yep. Argentina was widely billed as being the next USA throughout the late 1800s, early 1900s.
You also had sizeable immigrant communities of Brits, the Britannico (I think it was called) clock tower in Buenos Aires - since renamed.
It's all such a damn shame.
>>75660090
>You wouldn't be a country today without England's help in your war of independence against Spain
England was totally irrelevant in that war and English solfiers were the most pathetic and least respected in the comflict. It was France that attacked when the Catholic side was weak after years of war,what daved the Dutch
>>75664540
Hahahaha!
That's right my fellow superior european colonizer
>>75653119
Were still trying dad. Maybe Trump will return the Falklands to you
>>75663735
Figures
Every country we ever released became a corrupt shithole
Suriname even had a military coup in less then a month after independence
>>75653119
Who isn't? Even the US is falling behind china now.
>>75664620
>Starts two world wars
>Causes a mass labour shortage and decreasing brithrates
>Strongest die in those wars.
>Blame the Empire who stopped them invading the rest of Europe.
Bitch please, you should have been happy with your sausage factory in togo.
Got my voting slip
Is UK leaving EU good or bad?
I hate this shit hole either way
>>75656169
Sorry, but I don't speak taco
>>75660545
still sore over the """"""""Armada"""""""
>>75664853
You should vote leave. Or the Germans will get you
>>75664518
>>75664853
>Stay in the EU
>Hope rise of far right causes them to backtrack to the Common market
>High chance of continued union and more influx of mass migrants.
>Leave EU
>Immediate economic situation unknown
>Still have non-EU migration to deal with (which is the major problem)
>Everything determined by Pakistanis in London.
Literally depends on wether you expect us to liberate ourselves or wether we'd need a push from the European far right.
>>75664756
It's still known as the "Torre de los Ingleses", (Englishmen's Tower) and plays the Big Ben Chime.
While Italians are the majority, a lot of Argentines are of British descent, and the cultural impact was huge. (Polo, rugby, hockey, football, 5 O'clock tea, the Welsh in Patagonia, most private schools are bilingual and run by Anglo-Argentines, etc.)
If the world doesn't end, if Brexit happens, if Peronism fades away, we may yet be allies once again.
>>75660545
Reminder the Spanish would still be under the French because they fell for the "We'll help you invade Portugal lads" without us.
Continental Europeans have always been ungrateful fucks, even worse than the Celts, yet always we have stood guard.
>>75664853
Vote leave.
>>75657179
>Get huge empire
>Get Iberian Peninsula for free (rightful heir) along with portuguese posessions
>Exploits natives
>The world hates the Felipe's. Spanish are the cancer of the ocean
>Sinks fleet of hundreds of ships in england for the lulz
>Portuguese elites rebel and take Portugal away (they were neglected at the courts)
>Huge inflation fucks up Spain. Everyone is poor.
>Looses spanish-american war. Goodbuy colonies
>every former colony hates them
Not only you sucked balls ass as colonizers, you failed miserably at your ambitions. You had everything and still you failed! Shame on you.
>>75661427
:^)
>>75664793
The only thing that keeps us from sliding into a Suriname tier shithole is by staying in the kingdom. Even the Dutch hating crowd acknowledges this fact.
>>75665343
This is the Argentina I like; if we'd have been negotiating with Anglophile Argentinans pre-1982; I'd of been up for joint soveriegnty over the Falklands.
>>75664851
>Empire who stopped them
You're a fucking cuck you stupid shit, you didn't even react when they invaded Poland, and I'm fucking ashamed that we got fooled by you cocksuckers when you promised and guaranteed a clean slate to do dumb shit and agitate Germany, I'm glad you got cucked this hard throughout your history and to this day, go fuck yourself UK, Germany fucked you up good.
It's not how strong or how lasting a empire is.
It's what it leaves behind.
Romans are still №1
>>75665372
>Reminder the Spanish would still be under the French because they fell for the "We'll help you invade Portugal lads" without us.
Kek. English soldiers came when all the work was done and did very little. Wellington is probably the most useless general in history, and barely fought because he was scared of defeat
>>75665474
Take your pretty fairytale and multiply it by a thousand
Such is the failure and the irrelevance of portugal's legacy.
Even poland is more relevant than you now.
>>75656168
AHAHHA. What a cuck. You're such a weak, emasculated nation that we told you to stop playing emperor AND YOU DID IT!
UKuck, everyone...
>>75663690
>Berlin is better too though a shithole.
Really isn't man. I don't like London but you're trying really hard to save face here. Germany is so much more vastly fucked than the UK it's not even funny.
>>75665653
>you didn't even react when they invaded Poland
- Declared war straight away
>you promised and guaranteed a clean slate to do dumb shit and agitate Germany
-Literally doesn't understand appeasement was the goal and we said "right enough is enough"
> I'm glad you got cucked this hard throughout your history and to this day, go fuck yourself UK, Germany fucked you up good.
You do realise we won the war don't you?
>>75665372
>Wellington was Irish
>a huge chunk of the soldiers that fought were Irish
>Celts are ungrateful
>>75665474
Spain is objectively the best colonizer.
Btw
>Spain's population in the XVII century
8 million
>France's population
23 million
It was almost a miracle that Spain remained as hegemonic as it was for so long,given the small population.
>>75664851
>>75665653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4nTsIl0Xkk
>>75664337
But the empire of Alexander was truly hellenic, both in culture and law
>>75661166
You fucked up big time in 1917
>Romanov restoration when
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
>>75665653
Stop sending your criminal relatives here, Marius.
>>75653119
Talking about failed empires, huh?
>>75665877
Having travelled extensively through countries that were unfortunate enough to be colonized by Spain, I can assure you that Spain is by far the worst colonizer.
>>75665539
>Conceding a single 1% of sovereignty of the Falklands
>>75665713
>most of the work
>Reminder whats left of the Spanish army were literally hiding in Cádiz till we came and liberated them.
We will at least get the natural borders back, right ?
R-right guys ?
>>75665715
No it isnt. Our legacy outlasted yours because we are not hated as much as you are among our former colonies.
Hell, our sovereignity over our colonies outlasted yours!
>not to mention spanish separatist movements in the XXI century!
>>75665984
There's so much Indians, niggers and mestizos can do. France's or the dutch colonies aren't any better. Only where the indians were genocided and replaced did they prosper
>>75665984
Visit Africa and India and you will see the difference. The average Spanish colony is wealthier than the average colony of Britain,France,Portugal or the Netherlands. Even the African nation with one of the highest GDP's per capita is Spanish
>>75665871
>Wellington was Irish
He was a West Briton paddy; not to mention you guys have literally disowned him and plenty of other Irish heroes since you pulled out of the Union the second it started to slip.
>>75661628
Why was Poland worth committing suicide over?
dumb britcucks
>>75666056
this map is a bit of a stretch, in terms of area we controlled a larger part of the US than the bongs did
>>75664119
>Portugal
>Not betrayers of Catholicism
fuck of kiketugal, go suck anglo cock fucking rat
>>75666074
>Reminder whats left of the Spanish army were literally hiding in Cádiz till we came and liberated them.
False. They counter attack started before Brittish troops even landed. Wellington was fucking useless,he only fought when he was sure that he outnumbered his enemies by a wide margin,and the progress of his army was pathetic
>>75665849
>You do realise we won the war don't you?
Just because you called in 'Murica and Hitler made dumb mistakes at the end of WWII
>Declared war straight away
"The French, in fact, promised the Poles in mid-May 1939 that in the event of German aggression against Poland, France would launch an offensive against the Germans "no later than fifteen days after mobilization". This promise was sealed in a solemn treaty signed between Poland and France. "
kek
want moar?
Portugal's wins for failed, however France's was pathetic
>own all the shit parts of Africa and Asia
>"Our Empire is zee best"
>tfw no qt Nouvelle-France
>>75666203
West Briton is a made up name, an insult. Yeah he was mostly disowned but he's still Irish, deal with it :^)
>>75666043
To be honest use of mainland infastructure and protection over the highlands would be highly beneficial for us in exchange for partial rights to drill and fish.
It's just the cunts decided they'd try for the lot and now they aren't going to get a drop of Falklands water.
>>75666342
Wellington was not useless and brought innovations to the battlefield
t. anglo sympathizer
>>75665877
You can claim dominance per capita, but that doesnt mean you did a good job maintaining them. You can see that by their level of development these days.
Look at India or even the US. The british are way better colonizers than we both ever were, but spain was just fucking awfull. Perhaps the second worse, only after belgium and their reign in central africa.
>>75665984
No, we're the worst colonizer, I really don't care to admit it.
>>75666284
>US owned Spain was empty
>Anglo US suceeded massively.
WASPs still run US
some caribbean 'municipality's ' that leech money and have corruption to the max
>>75665824
>Germany is so much more vastly fucked than the UK
kek wot? get real, most of our non-whites are turks , there are more than 8 million non-whites in britain m8.
>>75666156
>Our legacy outlasted yours
Kek no. There are twice as many Spanish speakers than Portuguese.
And your language will be called Brazilian in our lifetime.
>>75664929
You mean your failed Armada?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Armada
>>75666497
I get it but its disingenuous to attribute the entire US area to the UK. They're more irish and german than they are english anyway
>>75666351
>Just because you called in 'Murica and Hitler made dumb mistakes at the end of WWII
We defeated the Luftwaffe in the Battle of Britain; sank the Kreigmarine in the Atlantic and Doggerbank and forced the Germans into Russia after they failed to take North Africa.
>The French, in fact, promised the Poles in mid-May 1939 that in the event of German aggression against Poland
Look at the flag Lech, I ain't France, you've been scrubbing my toilet and fixing my plumbing long enough.
>>75666588
Yeah. Thats why when I google spanish porn, I get mexicans.
>all the keks
>>75666472
>Look at India
From one of theost prosperous countries in the world to a shithole?
The answer is simple. Labours. They want you country down, because immigrants vote for them. The more power, the more money. I'm concerned about this just because I want to see quaint England like it is in the old good books with tea and the Queen rather than with Muslims and LGBT. Therefore I'm standing for Tories.
>>75666717
>he googles spanish porn
>its basically a historical fetish after being owned at literally everything, even to this day
Alright, portubro ;)
>>75666588
Yeh, and don't forget that Spanish language will be important in the future due to the huge immigration of Mexican into le Estados Unidos. Mexico is pretty based
>>75666497
US biggest States:
>California
>Texas
>Florida
Btw
>Us
>Anglo
Not even in the first 6 minorities of the country
>>75666392
>West Briton is a made up name, an insult.
Yeah it's an Anglophile paddy, like the Jackeens
>but he's still Irish
If you read the previous comment Paddy, I acknowledged him along with many others as Irish heroes, because the Irish nationalist disowned them due to their service to the Empire, only the Ulstermen uphold their legacy and even they're very picky.
You guys jumped ship at the first sign of conscription.
>>75666482
Meh. We actually tried to civilise the savages, the British just left the traditional social infrastructure in place, and came once a year to collect taxes.
>>75666831
Your women are universally known whores. Who wouldn't fetish about them?
>>75665372
Are you insane? We kicked Napoleon all by ourselves. Read about our War of Independence. We invented the fucking Guerrillas basically humiliating and starting the end of the Napoleonic "empire", literally losing the 10% of our population resisting and kicking french ass. Also some help by you its the fucking least you could do for having to stand your little porturats for centuries. Not gonna say thank you. Fuck you.
>>75666615
Fuck you and your fucking winters. Europe could have great, and your winters fucked it all up.
>>75667001
Your women are universally known to have deep black moustaches. I'd say you got the short straw m8
>>75666645
>I get it but its disingenuous to attribute the entire US area to the UK
Yeah man I get that, but the US is entirely down to WASPs, the former Spanish and French areas were uninhabited.
>hey're more irish and german than they are english anyway
German, East of Kentucky yes. Irish no. Thats a meme, the majority of Irish settlers went elsewhere in the Empire and only a substantial proportion move to New York.
>>75666959
>We actually tried to civilise the savages
and how did that go eh Pierre? The Indian Mutiny taught us savages cannot be civilised, better to just let them carry on with their shitty lives well doing what we say.
>>75656168
that was just bantz m8
you weren't supposed to actually go full cuck
>>75667001
>t.googles our woman because theirs have moustaches.
How does it feel when you kiss a woman with facial hair?
>>75667198
>Are you happy Ike, we are getting rid of the Empire.
>It was just a prank, bro!
>>75659639
yes he is, hes probably the most autistic person on here
>>75665984
Spanish colonies were great. They were a pictocracy. Whiter people ruled over browner people. It worked great. Then they independiced and tried "liberalism" and since they they went to shit.
English colonies only got good when they independized. It's actually quite the oposite. So yes, we're pretty much the best colonizers.
>>75666743
>One of the most prosperous
Lol not really, it was poor as fuck under the Mughals and only began to take off under the East India company; it began to modernise under the Raj and then they took a massive step back in 1948 by reintroducing barberous customs we had absolished like the Caste system, Sati. they also returned the Religius strife after we managed to maintain peace for nearly 200 years and abandoned the judicial system in favour of archaic decentralised councils.
Streetshitters are literally fucking cancer and we tried our best to civilise them.
>>75667161
Holy fuck, I think we've stumbled upon a genuine full blown autismo here.
>>75666675
That's why I asked you if you want more, you've been inbreeding too much with your sisters on that lone island of yours it seems, got to your brains huh?
>>75657179
Tell them Alatriste
>>75656980
Spain actually has land in the pacific but we just dont give a fuck.
>>75666872
>US biggest states
Lol it's well fucking known they were almost entire unpopulated under Spanish rule; Texas had to import massive amounts of Yanks to defend itself and California only grew after the Gold rush.
>Anglo
>Not even in the first 6 minorities of the country
No Shit, Brits aren't the majority there; WASP's run the country and have since its inception, remind the US was literally a result of colonial plutocrats pursuiting personal gains with help from France, Spain and Netherlands.
>>75667366
>English colonies only got good when they independized.
Only if you cherry pick the few succesful. Only India has a population bigger than all the other colonies combined and is known as shithole the country.
>>75667547
what? we do?
I can't believe the americans left us any crumbs
>>75657179
Good job with that post man.
>>75653119
Could have taken over the world. That's failure.
>>75667607
>Brits aren't the majority there; WASP's run the country
Sure they do
>>75667177
Oh, I know, I know. Worse than that, some of the savages we did civilise, the native elites that we introduced to French culture, language, values used it against us later.
>>75667627
http://www.abc.es/espana/20130901/abci-territorios-espanoles-olvidados-201308302122.html
(el primer link que pillé)
>>75667720
That english guy you're talking to is completely serious. Let that sink in for a moment.
>>75667814
fuck up Martin
>>75667778
>Belgium
Kek
>>75667422
>Holy fuck, I think we've stumbled upon a genuine full blown autismo here.
If you look at the migration statistic from the Irish famine, the vast majority went to the work programs in mainland Britain for remitances and then returned home, Canada and Austrialia had noticeable immigration however effecting the dialect considerably in places like Newfoundland.
But the emigration to the US is a bit of an overblown myth, themajortiy of migration from Ireland to the US was during and post-civil war.
>>75667607
How do you know our history? Are you psychic? Do they teach you about American history in your schools? Are you a big guy?
>>75667366
Basically, corrupt American born Spaniards wanted to take the power from the hands of realists and pure Spaniards
>>75659792
Get rid of Blind and hire based LvG.
>>75667366
>Spanish colonies
Spain never had colonies, get your shit together bro. These were spanish land, its different.
>>75667671
That's a beautiful painting. Is it by Dalmau?
>>75667676
At least you still got Finland continuing your legacy every now and then.
>>75668091
Yes. Conquistadores en el colorado.
>>75666302
Here we go again, always the spaniard with the anglo butthurt. Shut the fuck up, not a single turn in History can be had w/out the greedy spaniard rubbing his hands together to see if he can snatch a bit more lad off of Portugal. You sacks of shit need to learn that REGARDLESS of the British jew-tier mercantilism, if it wasn't for that strategic alliance between Lusos and Anglos, we'd have no one else to lend a hand when the times came in which we had to push you faggots out *again and again. I don't like them either, but you're to blame for that alliance.
>>75664938
Everybody who's not a mainstream media faggot here wants to get out of the EU as well and hopes that Brexit happens.
>>75667444
>Lech doesn't have an argument and is pissed.
Literally slavic.
>>75668177
Dalmau is truling doing a great service painting these beautiful pieces that remind the average self hating spaniard that we once were great, and maybe inspire them to search greatness again
>>75668200
>1912
The fuck?
>>75668177
Was there really a Spanish division in the Wehrmacht? If so then that's fucking cool
>>75667887
I can read burger, believe it or not your history up until 1898 is entirely dependant on the UK's steering.
the Situation was reversed in 1917.
>>75668200
>>75666472
Oldest Ally. Best Ally.
>>75667161
German and irish americans are by far the largest ethnic groups in america. The obnly states with a majority english ancestry are vermont, maine and utah.
Virtually everything east of new jersey and north of texas is majority German.
>>75668455
Monachists vs Republicans
It was perhaps the spaniard support that caused them to lose lmao
>>75668538
>implying it failed
Although it may have collapsed the Roman Empire is the longest lasting Empire ever simply because it carried on through to the European Empires
>>75653119
You had a good run chaps maybe things will turn around
>>75668622
>German and irish americans are by far the largest ethnic groups in america
German yes, Irish no. The census in the US is self-identification, and because of the Paddy fetishism it's always the highest but there is no statistical evidence for it.
30 million Americans claim to be Scottish-Irish (Ulster Scots) because they like thinking they're a cross between the two. Despite the fact Ulster Scots only exist as a few hundred thousand in Ulster.
>>75668388
>brits dont know they pussied out during Hitler's invasion of Poland
kek
The British and French betrayal of Poland in 1939 was not only dishonest, it was a military stupidity of truly monumental dimensions. Unfortunately, more betrayals would follow. Contrary to their assurances to the Poles Britain and France would agree to allow Russia to keep the parts of Poland seized as part of their deal with Hitler in 1939. They were to be compensated by the ethnic cleansing of all Germans from lands that had been German for over 1000 years creating a humanitarian catastrophe at the end of the war.
>>75665877
all of uks colonies are now god tier
or are you saying south america is equal to canada? usa? NZ? AUS? TOP FUCKIN KEK M8!
The only way the Iberian Peninsula can be powerfull again is in a confederate fashion union with rotational presidency between portugal and every province of spain. The regional budget would be based on per capita values.
This can never happen, because the usual "based chestnuts" is always a fucking madrilen and a thief.
>>75669092
>Implying the UK was in a position to negotiate with the USSR post-war?
Fuck off Lech, we weren't going to go to fucking war over some land you took after the Brest Litovsk treaty.
>>75653119
>tfw every country in the world has been cucked majorly at some point
>tfw the only ones who haven't been cucked are the global rich elite
Just watch anime and pretend that none of it is real.
>>75668481
Yup, the blue division. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Division
Fun fact, They had to cross on foot the whole Poland, and while they did so, they used to go to the polish village to have fun, fiesta and such. The german officials were really butthurt, until they saw how they fought the bolshevik.
>>75659065
Underrated
>>75669227
>all of uks colonies are now god tier
India Kenya and Zimbabwe are god yier too.
English were shit colonizers,and the colonies only prospered after independence
>>75669242
>The only way the Iberian Peninsula can be powerfull again is in a confederate fashion union with rotational presidency between portugal and every province of spain. The regional budget would be based on per capita values.
>This can never happen, because the usual "based chestnuts" is always a fucking madrilen and a thief.
This wouldnt work. Portugal is Andalucia tier,and we cant afford another leech to maintain.
>>75653185
Translation:
>"I don't know what an empire is or the difference between a state and an empire"
>>75657524
At least we have the Commonwealth, my grandmother born and raised in Canada always considered herself Canadian and British
>>75669428
actually no..there was 2 kinds
ones we pumped for riches..ones we colonized with people
we never sent millions of whites to india
rhodesia was doing ok till we pulled out..under our rule it was good
>>75664789
We still have the Falklands tho
>>75658044
Rule BRITANNIA!
>>75668481
You should read up on the German Military During WW2 there were alot of volunteers from different countries, religions and cultures serving in the Wehrmacht and Waffen SS. That I am sure you would find quite awesome.
>>75664789
the falklands and south georgie is still fully under british reign
we defended them without your help
thanks for the offer burger
>>75667676
If only the fucking typhoons didnt happen at the japanese coast...
>a world free of sushi, weeabos and manga
So fucking close!
>>75668483
>I can read burger, believe it or not your history up until 1898 is entirely dependent on the UK's steering.
Top kek. We've been cucking you since our independence and the cucking just got more and more brazen until next thing you know, it's your floating turd of an island prepping the mighty burger bull.
You nation had nothing to do with us cucking the Spanish and Mexicans out their land here in the continental US. It had nothing to do with our civil war outside of the fact that Eurocucks frowned on us for continuing the slave trade. It had nothing to do with the Spanish American war, either. You have too much unwarranted self importance, UKuck.
>>75656168
>You can thank Americucks at Suez for that
Your welcome.
We actually don't even waste time in school with Suez. Our government literally keeps us ignorant about foreign affairs. We do spend many weeks learning about the Civil Law's Rights "movement" but they don't tell us the difference between fake law(Civil Law) and Common Law.
Urban yankees should be exterminated for the war they caused.
It's all the dam swedes fault anyway.
>>75669242
>is in a confederate fashion union with rotational presidency between portugal and every province of spain
Retard as fuck.
>>75658622
Top kek
>>75669227
>all uk colonies god tier
Explain Jamaica and caribbean islands
>>75669540
Everything that is not madrid is considered by based chestnuts "leech tier". Which is funny, since you have the highest unemployment rate.
>>75669834
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