It's been almost 253 years and the Americans still haven't apologised for dumping our tea into the water.
>>75649695
Say sorry for taxing it so much and we can talk, dad.
>>75649695
sorry
It wasn't even your tea, faggot.
>>75649695
How about you go suck a krimpet
They probably thought it would make the world's biggest cup of tea
>>75649695
Only after you apologize for being unable to maintain the rest of your vast empire. It was inevitable that we'd leave really.
>>75649732
I'm sorry, son. I shouldn't have been so harsh but you didn't need to flip out like that.
>>75649815
And were you making the big fire to heat it?
>>75649695
SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT FIRST YOU TELL US THAT IF WE HELP YOU OUT IN THE WAR YOU'RE GOING TO TREAT US LIKE A MAN AND INSTEAD OF LETTING US GO TO WORK WITH YOU YOU JUST RAISED THE FUCKING RENT AND STARTED ACTING LIKE A SMUG CUNT BECAUSE WE BTFO SPAIN AND FRANCE AND FUCKING REDSKINS WHILE YOU SAT AT HOME DOING NOTHING ALL FUCKING GODDAMN DAY
>>75649989
Sometimes I wonder just how great the Empire would have become, had we stayed a part and helped you fight your 19th century wars.
>>75649748
Sorry for stealing New Amsterdam. :(
>>75649764
Ja it was.
>>75649811
How about you go suck a burger?
>>75649927
It was inevitable that you guys would leave because parliament was so stubborn.
>worrying about tea in the water instead of muslims in your capital
>>75650068
It was our soldiers, nigger. You were just plan B motherfuckers and you couldn't take a bit of necessary tax raising that we needed so we could help fund the 13 colonies!
>>75650244
Id rather drink this
Bet they dont have them in bucktooth bingbong tea land
>>75650093
It would have been interesting. The British Empire would end up having full control of North America and with the British might we probably would have taken all of the Spanish land down to Panama too.
>>75650425
We took a small loan of 13 colonies and turned it into 50, and also a unipolar superpower.
>>75650475
Looks awful, like something a fat redneck woman would binge drink in one go. Everyone knows tea is the superior and healthy drink. Why do you think East Asians love it so much?
>>75650268
>Not being annoyed about both simultaneously
>>75650744
Because their eyes are so squinted they cant see the glory that is the D
>>75650603
>a unipolar superpower.
>what is China
Maybe if you Amerilards realized that there are more continents than just Europe and North America you would see that China is also a superpower.
>>75650603
See: >>75650590 to know what could have been.
I'll notify Obalogy.
>>75650842
We control most of the Americas - just not openly.
>>75650841
>>75650842
Oh?
How about you pay us protection money and we make fun of Canada for being half Chinese.
>>75650824
No.
>>75651081
Eternal Yank.
>>75651160
>protection money
You gotta get money somehow to give to Israel I suppose.
>>75651300
The City of London Corporation would know.
Alright, here goes. Sorry guys.
We're sorry.
God save the Queen.
Better?
>>75649695
Get rekt deep in your asshole, bitch
