What are some of the dumbest things about Australia?
>>70313249
Slapping meat between two pieces of bread and calling it cuisine.
Oh wait...
>>70313249
Shit gun laws.
>>70313249
Do not insult my fellow bantz brethren, burger. An OC copypasta just for you.
The burger prepares to post something clever. He slams his fat fingers into the keyboard, squinting at the letters because 50 chins block his FOV.
He begins furiously typing, the keys rattle with each press. But he cannot make any legible sense because thoughts of McDonald's, his sister's vagina and 9/11 nevar 4get) keep popping into his head. He manages to string a few nonsensical words together, he hits post. Suddenly, his heart begins to fill with pride at the American education system. They taught him to finish a sentence.
He stands up, knocking over a gallon of deit coke, and raises his hand to his man boobs. Soft trumpets play in the background as he whispers "Murica!" with teary eyes.
Tragically his heart gives way to such undue stress of standing up. He tumbles to the ground with a loud splat, struggling to breath. The life slowly leaves his beady eyes...
And this is the story of a proud, red white and blue Murican! Dog bless USA.
>>70313416
They're not that bad tbqh famaleaf
Banning all the cool games
they enjoy lying to people alot.
Like telling you that funnel web spiders are a delicacy or that Vegemite is drop bear repellant.
fuck those people
>>70313698
Those are true, you dumb cunt
>>70313698
>he goes into the bush without drop bear repellant
>>70313249
I think the food sucks. Plus they drive in the wrong side of the road. That's probably about it.
>>70314013
Enlighten me as to what Australian food is. Didn't think such a thing existed.
>>70314175
>fairy bread
>witchetty grubs
>vegemite sangas
![CookiesandCups[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dTtRmle.jpg "CookiesandCups[1].jpg")
fairy bread
>>70313503
good post good cunt
>>70313249
They think freedom of speech extends to subhumans. That's why they talk so much.
>>70313698
Stop bringing other people into it. We just enjoy lying to you
So many Aussie hate threads today.
Why are you all so obsessed with us?
honestly guys, I think australians are having the time of their life on this site with their bantz and what-not, while you (non-aussies) love to feel depressed and complain about everything
>>70314636
i fucking love you :3
>>70314286
Gotta be pretty povo to be eating that crap. I doubt the abos even eat that stuff
Spear chuckers
>>70314727
Thanks hun :)
>>70314832
Is that her? because shes black not Australian.
>>70314832
Oop nice try
>>70314832
Ficki ficki her, Tyrone.
>>70314880
she's from Queenstown
Black, Australian, AND Jewish
>>70314522
Australia doesn't have freedom of speech m8
>>70315130
Ooooga BOOOGA bixnood!
Our internet. Enough said.
>>70315130
>Black
>Australian
the only "black Australians" are abos, which are a tiny percentage of the population, just because you call them African Americans doesn't mean we're going to call them African Australians you poof.
GURKHA BUMP!
Haven't triggered enough Muricunts.
>>70316176
I'd climb your everest if you catch my drift :3
>>70316423
>>70314832
kikebook /jj.barbie.5
>>70316423
>literally fucking a monkey
>Americans will defend this
>>70313576
>Be 19
>Save up 3 weeks cotton chipping wages
>Go into local gun shop.
>See a m1 carbine.
>Oi m8 What are they like?
>Owner: Alright. a bit of fun.
>How much?
>$520
>Righto m8. I'll take it.
>Ok m8, You a got ya licence?
>Show him licence, give him money. Walk out door.
>Go shooting that night. When not out shooting, keep guns under the bed
No mate our laws are shit
>>70316525
who else here /nosafe/
:^)
>>70313249
>dumbest things about Australia
Aboos?
>>70316423
>Australia is 92% white
>Anon goes for THAT instead
Fucking hell m8
>>70316423
>>70314832
Legitimately disgusting. I'm not even exaggarating
>>70316659
>>70316669
TOOK LATE MATE, HERE SHE IS
Australian politics is completely dumb.
Based PM John Howard loses to a complete bullshit artist Kevin Rudd, who gets knifed in the back by a complete union moll & crook, Julia Gillard, who everybody hates, so a switch back to Rudd, who loses to based Tony Abbott who stops the boats and tries to stop the gibmedats but gets knifed in the back by jewy Malcolm Turnbull, loved by all the lefty jewy local media.
>>70316484
Stop shitposting and enjoy your vacation, cunt.
>>70315838
The people
>>70316779
>Based PM John Howard
yeah nah
too*
>>70316756
>that banner picture
an actual monkeyman.
Is that the guy who posted her behind her?
>shoulders more narrow than your girlfriends
kek
>>70313698
>Fall for bantz
>Blame Straya
Strewth. Imagine failing an intelligence test set by colonials.
What were the deleted posts of or do I really not want to know.
>>70316507
>>70316669
Was Amerifag ficki ficki the she-nigger?
>>70316941
he posted a picture of his pet monkey and it took an anon about 30 seconds to find her kikebook
>>70316921
yeah, I think the guy posting is the guy in the cover photo
this is him here >>70316869
>>70316779
>took our guns
>opened Australia's virgin anus to the Chinese
>waged war for the Jew
>increased the nanny state
>based
No.
fb /blake.konkol
Blake, where did you go? We wanted to learn more about the "Australian" negress
Didnt native australians lose a war against the emue bird or some shit?
Can anyone verify
>>70316423
She is a grease monkey.. The dreg isn't an Australian you brainwashed faggot. That piece of paper isn't going to change the fact you're fucking a monkey. And it will always be a sub-human mongrel monkey.
Maybe you could tell the she-boon to take out Japanese citizenship? That way you could tell everyone you're dicking a pretty little Asian chick instead of some groid
>>70317240
>>70314379
Fuck you reffo hater, fairy bread rules.
>>70316783
It's my second day here mate, shitposting withdrawal is a thing.
I have to shitpost at least a bit.
>>70317425
>>70317240
Why's this poofta not banned yet?
>>70317620
the weak should fear the strong
>>70316423
Nose kills it desu.
>>70317774
Why can't I see the pic!?
>>70317774
yeah rest is nice but nose isnt great
>>70317616
Can confirm. Day feels empty without getting a butthurt, wall of text reply from a Murican.
If you're in Sydney bullshit fuckin lockout laws. The cross was a cesspit but it was our fucking cesspit and it had cleaned up a fair bit for the better. Small bars were alright now they're fucking everywhere and all the decent bars are dying. Good luck having an all night piss up if there aren't any parties on. Fuck this bullshit fucking glassing cunts and coward punchers and fuckin noise complaint dickheads. Ah well it'll be right.
Anyome got the video of the music performance with a guy on piano and abos just slapping stcks?
>>70319297
There was actually an increase in net crime because of those laws.
>>70313698
Is that how ya lost ya mum, sonny?
