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Is Trump the new Shrek?
>>75595768
Absolute madman!
This shit always make me laugh ... this clown doesn't even know who is Muhammad Ali
>>75595826
>you stupid ass
>>75595768
>Steinberg
maximum overjew
>>75595826
So epic, absolutely btfo.
A classic
>>75595905
>Muhammad Ali
>Not Mike Tyson
>>75595768
The GOAT.
>>75595826
>you stupid ass
>>75595680
from today's trumpgen
>>75595826
LOL
>>75595910
>Steinberg
>"be careful"
He knows.
>>75595680
That looks like a pretty tasty taco bowl though...
>>75595768
M
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>>75595826
that one is 10/10
>>75595956
Fucking lol.
November can't come soon enough.
>>75595905
ali was all downhill after he changed his name. when he beat sonny liston as Cassius Clay was about his peak. he got rekt by norton rekt by Joe Fraser and finally got rekt by larry holmes.
>>75595768
>I told trump to run for president, and he did!
>The absolute madman!
>>75595956
Yeah, this is probably my fave.
I really like something about the Diet Coke tweet as well.
>>75595768
>steinberg
kek
>>75595768
>Steinberg
If this goes badly, I'll know who to blame.
>>75595826
Truly one of us.
>>75596349
I stayed only to see this one
>>75595826
he BTFO of lord sugar? what a madman!
Also great Rubio tweet
I think this one slipped under the radar because of the sheer volume of shit talking he's been doing
>>75596036
but 5'9 is average
there are a lots of gems, but this one is my favorite. Especially because goofy Warren spent the next three days sperging out on her twitter.
>>75595905
Muhammed Ali was an over rated nigger who joined a cult
>>75595680
Favorite tweet because a sheep hiding in Russia is taunting an American Eagle-Lion hybrid.
Nature is bizarre.
>>75596754
Forgot pic
>>75596732
wrong. He had his moments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7Ka40KovVo
>>75596563
What a bitch nigga
>>75596563
thats why i use the "aint dirty till ya drop it twice" rule, that way you can eat shit you find
>>75595826
never seen that one. truly a god among men
>>75595768
PURE COINCIDENCE
>>75596818
god damn, that's a real nigga
>fag: no we are not different
>ali: yeah you bet we're different.
>>75596685
He's an apex troll.
>>75595826
Fukken rekt
>>75597124
my word. trump really would tell those space niggers to fuck off
>>75595768
Absolute madman
>>75597124
holy shit
Jeb! throwback
>>75597124
he's alex jones levels of woke without the nuttiness
>>75597124
#SHOTSFIRED
>>75597189
>guys being a refugee is really hard. t. refugee
I laughed
one of my favorites
It's not a tweet, but this is my all time favorite video of Trump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d32577Hom08
How funny will it be if Trump still gets into Twitter fights with nobodys and shitposts as POTUS
Some of the comments are like "Very presidential" and "... and this is the man thinking about running for president".
>>75597435
God, I love trump. We need Trump/Morrow ticket for ultimate shitposting
>>75597437
I can't fucking wait
>YOU MAY ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOUR PRESIDENT SHITPOSTS ON TWITTER
it will be glorious
>>75597579
No fucking way is this real...
>>75597437
>Congress passed bill knowing I'd veto it. Waste of time, very sad!
>>75597595
Fucking kek
>>75597437
He'll be trolling people on an international level. Just wait till he starts tweeting about Merkel
>>75597682
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/516382177798680576?lang=en
>>75597682
It is. CantStump retweeted it a while back when he was browsing the candidate's normie tweets. That's where I first saw Marco's 2-second muffin tweet
>>75597766
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/347191326112112640
holy shit it's real haha
>>75596685
>you think you're getting in my head, Donald? No, I'm just speaking for the nation who reject your vile bigotry and xenophobia. We absolutely can not under any circumstances elect you to the presidency and rest assured I am going to fight every waking hour of the next 6 months and make sure you don't win. H-heh, no I'm not obsessed, just passionate about proving to you that America is already great, see?!
>>75597734
jesus christ
>>75597682
He was a lot more unhinged before 2015
>>75596563
What a faggot, only low energy cowards are afraid of germs.
>this hasn't been posted yet
>>75597734
>>75597805
>>75597908
>>75597966
HAHAHAHAHA that just took my favorite spot. What a fucking madman.
>>75597773
THE MADMAN
>>75597773
Please don't post fake tweets. It takes the fun out of it.
>>75597228
I love how every butmad liberal copies trump by adding weak! Or sad! To the end of their tweets
>>75597966
Seriously, he got kinda hysterical about the birth certificate thing alone. He toned it down for the primaries.
>>75596612
#mdw?
>>75598022
>nipples protruding
The fucking madman
>>75598022
top kek
>>75595680
A filha da xuxa pedófila tá "isto dando" na universidade do rio dos sinos, é um nome falso com certeza, talvez mais de um. hoje de noite deve ser aula de surubinha. ela fantasiada de freira dando aula e o rabinho dela pra criança carente, depois vende o video pra sei lá.. nem a mafia russa compraria uma coisa podre tio essa daÃ.
>>75598222
Memorial Day Weekend
>>75595768
>SO I TOLD DONALD J. TRUMP TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
>...AND HE ACTUALLY DID IT! THE MAD MAN!
>>75597189
isn't that guy supposed to be redpilled? wtf
>>75595826
>you stupid ass
he has the best words
>>75595956
absolutely nuclear
>>75598244
>That subtle pepe
>>75595680
Hope he enjoys digesting Hispanic bodily fluid and waste.
>>75598313
You can't stay red pilled and keep being a media personality
WE NEED MORE TWEETS
>>75598244
BEND THE KNEE
>>75598405
Praise Kek
>>75598244
GET THIS MAN IN OFFICE.
FOUR YEARS OF BANTZ!
>>75595956
that's easily top ten
>>75596685
you got the one where he calls her shitting bull?
>>75597124
top 10
>>75598775
wtf, Im voting for Hillary now
>>75597434
I loved that too. Such a masterful tactician.
>>75598082
that mischeif
he's so fucking awesome
I love him
>>75598258
yeah.. what this guy says
You can tell he has waited all his life for the internet, even though he was born much before it shitposting on Twitter is what he was put on this earth to do. And of course MAGA
>>75597228
Should change the file name to trailoftears.jpg
>>75599012
It's incredibly amazing that Trump is such a masterful internet troll. He's on par with anonymous shitlorders who have been practicing this shit since they were underage b&. Even though he's almost 70 years old and by all rights should be a typical old guy that doesn't even know how to use google.
I hope one day we have a national monument with these tweets displayed.
My favorite
>>75599000
NICE GET
>>75598775
Makes sense....Austria is Trump's ultimate apprentice. Australia learned to shit-post from the master himself.
>DEBATE!
>>75596349
he's onto us
he was so mean to rand ;_;
>>75598775
thank you based god emperor
annexation when?
>>75599112
I wish
>>75597437
literally the new Andrew Jackson
>>75599187
that fucking hit her right in the nuts
>>75597307
underbamped
>>75595826
came here to post this
i just found this as i was combing my trump folder to isolate tweets
hiroshima hates us :(
>>75599352
he never attacked rand on his looks!!
>>75599631
Did Andrew Jackson have a twiiter account?
>>75599205
i remember when we discovered that Trump had trashed the trash man
>>75599574
Kek be praised
>>75599752
Yeah ofc, didn't you know that?
>>75597437
John Miller will handle the twitter bants when Trump becomes president
>>75595768
>steinberg
every time
70 year old trying to look like she's still in her 20s. Not a good idea!
>>75599352
He had him up to here
>>75599752
it was shaped like a parrot but yes
>>75599752
myspace
>>75597435
Note to self: do NOT become Trump's enemy.
lmao i forgot about this one
>>75598313
He's a fucking commie CIA agent Snowden is NOT to be trusted.
>>75599969
The madman.
>>75600056
smart move
mormon wacko btfo
>>75597437
this is the age of meme warfare, anon. he'll devastate unsuspecting nations' social accounts, causing them to an hero without a physical weapon being fired
but oh, shots WILL be fired
Who would win on twitter, Lil b or Trump?
>>75599969
>and I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn't work
Holy fucking kek.
guess this was from an article or something
>>75599969
Oh my god I love this man
Redpilled as fuck.
>>75599162
This. It's pretty impressive actually. Then on top of that he brings the bants.
>>75598464
this. snowden likes the hype
>>75599119
Underrated post.
that goofy atheist just can't catch a break
/r/ing the tweet he did about Ronda Rousey. Can't find it in my folder.
>>75595768
Wew lad
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>>75600399
I concur.
>>75600826
penn is a real pussy. he even apologized to maddox the cuck
>>75597766
This made me chuckle
>>75599631
In 5th grade we had to research presidents and everyone got all of the "cool" presidents at the time, Washington, Lincoln,etc. Well I ended up with Andrew Jackson and I found out he legally shot and killed a man in a duel and he pretty much didn't give a fuck and wasn't afraid of anything. He is quoted in saying things along the lines of
"Peace, above all things, is to be desired, but blood must sometimes be spilled to obtain it on equable and lasting terms."
"I have always been afraid of banks."
"Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in."
I would love to have a beer with that guy, listen to his gnarly duel stories, and hear about how crazy America used to be back in the day
>>75599963
what was the milkshake meme, I missed that interview
>>75599574
I still can't believe he posted this. He doesn't know what pepe is and I don't see why he would see the appeal to actually post it himself. Still based as fuck tho.
>>75595826
I respect Sugar more than Trum[, he came from nothing and is a self made man unlike Trump.
>>75601115
Sugar also took out loans to start his business though. #neversugar
>>75599986
Savage.
>>75600531
it's rumored lil b's iq is just over 70
>>75597666
>Trump will be shitposting and arguing with the likes of Clinton and Trudeau well into his presidency
THE MADMAN
>>75599699
>>75599963
for you guys
>>75595768
>Steinburg
>be careful!
He knows
>>75600966
no fucking way!
>>75601397
man looks good i want one
>>75601098
Thx fellow burger
>>75600973
I was so fucking dissappointed with that "cuck" video he did.
I can get behind him even if he won't support Trump, but that... that was some shit-tier video making.
>I don't need to look up context when it comes to internet memes. I have the dictionary!
>>75601072
when trump bailed out of the second fox news debate, hannity and o'reilly were literally begging trump to change his mind and o'reilly's approach was to remind trump that he bought trump at least 17 vanilla milkshakes when trump took him to yankees games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_gWnViwygg
>>75600754
2nd coming of memechrist confirmed
IS SUCH A THING EVEN POSSIBLE?
>>75599990
Fuckin' kek.
>>75595905
Everybody in the US knows that these black wannabes are not really Muslim. It's a "we wuz muzlims" kinda thing.
>>75601072
look it up, pretty funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPOvePioFF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q2aEWxGyaA
>>75601113
>He doesn't know what pepe is
sure sure, keep telling yourself that
>>75601113
He thought it was a funny picture.
enthusiastically supported it, lad. america is great again.
>>75596373
>he christened the hashtag
based Jon P
>>75601115
did you ever use an amstrad?
cheap plastic bullshit, from a kike
>>75601812
Making America great again son
>>75600966
>>75601455
>it's (mostly) real
http://www.snopes.com/trump-maralago-flagpole
of course, if this were on PolitiFact it'd be rated "LIE"
>>75597387
underrated post
>>75595956
>Trump is not only okay but congratulates Same Sex Marriage
You'd think Libtards would love him for that
>>75600626
Still cannot believe this happened
>>75601926
snopes, jesus you faggot, it's run by faggot kikes you fucking normieee newfag
>>75601812
>Goldberg
>fucking Goldberg
>>75597766
>>75597874
cute cute CUTE!
>>75601538
that's got to be one of the most surreal and kekworthy videos of all time
>>75599420
soon friend
>>75602040
Goes against the narrative. Trump is like a lot of people in that he just doesn't give a shit about it because it's such a small percent of the population. Only Democrats and Evangelichells, aka the people who seat-sniff neocons because they're Jews, give a shit.
>>75601812
>golbdberg
what have you done
>>75601794
>>75601113
Trump literally retweeted that as a thank you to /pol/. He did it only a few hours after /pol/ and 8pol discovered that the "u r not friend to woman" girl was a Jeb plant.
>>75597124
fucking legend
>>75595826
Fucking brought me to tears, mate.
>>75602092
I remember also reading something about how many of Trump's friends were likely killed in 9/11 and how he will never forgive them for that.
Check them.
>>75597124
WEW LAD!
How can one man be so based? How do people not like him?
>>75598222
Muh Dick When
>>75600085
Is this real?
>>75601113
Trump knows who we are. He has referred to us as "his internet people" and while he doesn't browse /pol/, it's highly likely his interns do and have told him about this place.
>>75602417
Pretty much, LGBT pandering is pretty dumb, and it's pretty stupid to see Obama try to be "LGBT jesus" during his last term for some stupid reason, which usually causes more harm than good and only makes more tension through the country
>>75602915
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/266276897305026560
>>75602950
i've been wondering why michelle malkin has been so quiet recently
she chose the wrong fucking side
slants can't see the forest for the chopsticks
>>75602950
absolute madman
>>75595783
Severely underrated post.
>>75595680
Twitter should endorse Trump because when he is president their stock value will skyrocket, I joined Twitter for George Zimmerman, but stayed for Trump.
>>75603301
It's not the sharpest in this thread
>>75603349
Except Silicon valley is full of SJW fucks, so it probably won't happen
>>75602691
I think that's true
it's personell
kid
>>75597124
I think this is my favourite
>>75597766
please
>>75603030
that had better not be real
you faggot kike nero
>>75602950
What a burn, no pun intended.
unfortunately this one doesn't seem to be real but still lol
>>75603571
I'm not sure, but I think it is.
These are fake on the other hand.
>>75599969
The God has SPOKEN!
>>75601538
Could trump do a season of celebrity Apprentice while running????
It would literally be +20% to popular vote
>>75603652
nah mang
>>75599205
holy fuk please link this
>>75603747
no he turned down the offer in order to run he gave it to arnold
>>75601538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5d9BrLN5K4
>>75603843
Type it word for word in google and the tweet will come up.
>>75603621
well he said on live tv that he had a huge dick, so why not
i seem to have expended my supply of tweets
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/01/28/upshot/donald-trump-twitter-insults.html?_r=0
>>75595680
Happy #MemorialDay! The best Burgers are made in the Trump Force one galley. I love Ameriburgers!
>>75595826
>Alan Michael Sugar
>Sugar was born in Hackney, east London, into a Jewish family.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Sugar
Why do Jews hate Trump so much?
>>75595768
http://finance.yahoo.com/video/meet-man-may-created-trump-150006826.html
Homeboy supports Hillary
>>75595905
"Heroes" the S is implying more than one. Plus he is a nigger & jew hero.
>You will never shake hands with President Trump
why live
>>75604442
They planned 9/11 and Trump will hunt them down to the last one.
What's going on behind closed doors is a secret power war between jews and the rest of the world.
if Trump wins, him and Putin will put an end to this jewish made nightmare.
>>75597666
it's good to see him smile again
>>75601538
Didn't Fox invite a pro illegal immigration spic to the debate and then hand the loaded question obviously meant for Trump to Jeb? Good times.
>>75603805
Please tell me Miller actually said that.
>>75604827
I bet trump has a hella life insurance policy, involving thousands of assassins
>>75604977
yep she was a sanders supporter too
a blubbering nobody with no real youtube following, all she did on there was review cosmetic products and her vids only had a few hundred views
>>75603805
What is with the goebells meme?
Did he really say that?
>>75605021
Unfortunately not
>>75596563
there is absolutely nothing wrong with this, especially if you're in an airport where there's international dirt on the ground.
Anyone have the Dopey Prince Alaweed tweets? I'm surprised it hasnt been posted yet
>>75599574
There are tons of fake tweets in this thread that are less ridiculous than this real one. I had to google his twitter to see if this was real when I saw it posted.
>>75605315
>they even look similar
Anschluss of Canada when?
>>75597773
Ha! The fire rises brothers
in case y'all didn't know you can search Trump tweets by typing from:realdonaldtrump in the search bar
AAAAAAAAAND, THEY'RE ALL GREAT TWEETS, THESE ARE REALLY GREAT TWEETS, DO YOU WANT ME TO READ THEM, BECAUSE THESE ARE SOME REALLY GREAT TWEETS, I DON'T EVEN READ TWEETS, BUT THESE ARE SOME REALLY GREAT TWEETS, MY PEOPLE TOLD ME TO READ THEM
>>75605541
kek. link it you faggot
>>75605021
>>75605302
https://youtu.be/c7UQJZ4yx3s
almost
>>75599574
Kek be upon him
>>75595956
How can one man be so based?
>>75596038
This is a good one
>>75595905
>a whole entire one singular muslim sports hero
Nice cherrypicking, Pierre
>>75597435
Holy shit, Trump is just too based.
>>75596563
WHO FUCKING CARES??????
>>75605541
OH GOD
IF REAL.. ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE
>>75598775
I can't tell if he's saying this with the upmost sarcasm or not
>>75595783
No, he's the new president. Godspeed.
https://youtu.be/s2odOkyapOY
>>75600951
he inside your minds /pol/
>>75604136
Great to see average people treating members of the media with open contempt. That's what they deserve, have been treated like royalty for way too long. once the glamour wears off, there's nothing left to prop up their lies.
>>75597198
He should let em crash on the moon.
