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I keep seeing this guy. Who is he? Is he a politician? All I know is he's some pedophile / high powered guy
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>>75583574
That's Dan "Makes a young pussy wider" Schneider
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Dan "The Roofie Man" Schneider
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>>75583574
Dan "she's a fighter" Schneider, he makes all those Nickelodeon shows like all that The Amanda Show Drake & Josh etc
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>>75583574
He fucks children (toddlers) in the ass without a condom and blows his load right in em before felching it out
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>>75583574

That's Dan "the man with the plan (to rape)" Schneider
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why, that's dan "hold her tighter, she's a figher" schneider. he's a member of the illuminati and regularly engages in satanic child rape. he also produces shows for the family channel or some station like that.
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>>75583574
Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
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>>75583574

You don't know Dan "The kike in the tyke" Schneider?
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>>75583574
Goes by the name Dan "Six million more (children)" Schneider
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Dan "don't say a peep or you're out on the street" Schneider.

He and Ben Shapiro both share the same father (both their mothers were raped in Hollywood). Look at their resemblance and notice they went to the same Elementary.
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That's Dan "I'll buy you bread if you give me head" Schneider
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>>75583574
This guys name is not dan its drake "hanging bruce from a spruce" bell
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Dan "came on Cosgrove's nose" Schneider
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Clearly nothing to see here!! Just an upstanding model citizen that you can most definitely leave alone with children!!
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Dan "hung like a beer can" Schneider.

It's rumored in Hollywood that him and Ben Shapiro shared the same rabbi molester as kids.
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>>75585489
Miranda knew what she was getting into.

She's made it now, she technically never has to work again. Can't forget the pain, though...
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>>75585730
Worth it. I would suffer through something like that if it means I never had to work for the rest of my life.
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>>75583574
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dumping evidence against the criminal and pedophile Dan Schneider
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>>75583574
why do dan "the keep her closer to get me get off on her" schneider threads being deleted? we need some warlocks magicians and angels on this to cast our spells curses onto this fat lardtard pedophile jew.
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>>75583574
Dan "Slide it in her" Snyder
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Dan a gud boi he dindu nuffin he wuz getting Nick back on track
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>>75586008
I wouldn't be surprised if Dan "he likes em tight" licks that shit off after it was shot.
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>>75583574
Dan "Get in the van" Schneider
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>>75586198
I always enjoyed the look of cognitive dissonance on peoples faces when I point out that MKultra is the shortened form of mind control in German.
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how does he get away with this
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Rumors. Just rumors. Nothing but unsubstantiated rumors. Nothing to see here.
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>>75586198
That is one of the fucking dumbest conspiracy maymays I've ever seen.

>agency seeks to recruit from IVY league

HOLY SHIT, WOW! So just the CIA, and every other agency or corporation ever. What a smoking gun that is.
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>>75586428
Power.
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>>75586428
>how does he get away with this
Finders Keepers
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Holy shit, this is pretty damning. I don't know if he's actually a pedo, but he clearly has a foot fetish that leaks heavily into his work. This makes me uncomfortable
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>>75583574

Dan "MKULTRA dat vulva" Schneider
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>>75586528
MK Ultra isn't a conspiracy "theory". It's a fact.
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dan "the itsy bitsy " schneider crawls up your daughters spout
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>>75585949
That's all I needed to see.
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Dan "This One's A Bleeder" Schneider
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That's Dan "the hymen divider" Schneider
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JUST HOW KEKED IS AMERICA AND AMERICAN MEDIA you wonder? Let's talk about Dan Schneider. Pedophile using TV shows to put child actors in subtle, sexual situations, then uses those scenes (and a lot of outtakes we'll never even see) to put them together and create sof-core child pornography he and the other writers and directors can then watch on their PC and fap to.

Everyone knows it. "LMAO, feet" is not funny, watched it with my niece, she didn't find it funny either. It's pedophile pandering.

Americans know it, they don't do anything against it. They could at least mail those guys responsible for it: http://www.viacom.com/ (owned by Jews). You could easily get Schneider blacklisted.

Literally only possible in America. Even their first lady supports this shit.

Tl;dr: America is degenerate.
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>>75583574
Dan "The Man With The Plan To Get The Girl In The Van To Ride Her Inside Her Then Kill And Hide Her" Schneider
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>>75583574
>Who is he?
He's Dan "It's the police! Hide her!" Schneider.
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>>75589142
>>75588011

You two rimed.
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WOW WHOD HAVE THOUGHT ID COME HOME TO THIS GIVE ME A BREAK GUYS ARENT YOU GETTING BORED OF THIS?!
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>>75583711
Kek underrated
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>>75591650
Oh boy, Canadian Dan is back!!
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>>75591873
IM NOT DAN AND STOP CALLING HIM ALL THESE NAMES ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN HIS REPUTATION
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>>75591650
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>>75583574
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Dan "If you want to star in your own show, I'll need to lick, nuzzle, caress, massage, fondle, tickle, suck, rub, sniff, and cum on your toes" Schneider
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>>75592227
Stop
>>75592274
Stop!
>>75592844
STOP!
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>>75583574
http://www.strawpoll.me/10355471
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>>75592008
The only thing getting ruined is Miranda Cosgrove's pussy

Amirite????
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>>75593127
Die in a fire, Dan.
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>>75593203
>>75593265
YOU GUYS ARE SLANDERING HIS NAME STOP IT NOW!
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Dan "tape her mouth, this one's a biter" Schneider
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Dan "Hymen Hunter" Schneider
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>>75593308
I'd rather slander, than slather

SLATHERING CUM ON MIRANDA COSGROVE AMIRITE?
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>>75593127
You are the only person on this website defending this guy. It is always you, Canadian. I bet you voted for le weedman.
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>>75593308
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>>75583574

Miranda Cosgrove's feet are GARBAGE to begin with.

Dan "hide your kids feet from my skeet" Schneider has terrible tastes
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>>75592227
>diaper slider
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>>75593308
Dan "No one Slanda what he did to Maranda" Schneider.
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>>75593401
STOP
>>75593463
I didn't vote
>>75593484
SCREW OFF
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>>75593599
If you didn't vote you are part of the problem. Have fun in Canadistan, Dan "The Big Dick @ Nick" Schneider
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Dan "spike the cider to get inside her" Schneider
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>>75593599
Just to piss you off, I'm gonna go write a section about "Alleged Misconduct" and his "Lewd Acts on a Minor" on his wikipedia.
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>>75593677
DONT CALL HIM THAT
>>75593686
This is wrong stop calling him that!
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>>75593697
DONT YOU DARE DO THIS, YOU NEED TO STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!
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>>75593599
Dan 'after school plan' Schneider
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He's just some ultra Jewy professional molester who fucks kids in exchange to be on Nickalodean

Standard Jew in Hollywood stuff, it's particularly offensive cause he looks like he might fuck all those kids in a Krispy Kreme lobby, but watchable gunna do

Party on Wayne, Party on Garth
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Dan "the large hymen collider" Schneider
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i love me some feets but dan "the hymen divider" schneider takes it to a whole new level
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>>75593739
Can you spot what I did
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>>75593827
How popular are his hit shows like Zooey 101, Game Shakers and Sam & Cat in the UK?
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>>75593804
Doooooooo


Ittttttttttttt!

Fuck this fat rapey kike
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>>75593963
TAKE THIS DOWN NOW!!!
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>>75592227
>Dan "the junior high insider" Schneider
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>>75594045

Get fucking rekt leaf
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>>75586137

What the fuck.
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>>75593963
>schneider's bakery
>it's real
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>>75594158
YOURE A FUCKING ASSHOLE! ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN HIS LIFE? LEAVE THE POOR GUY ALONE HE DID NOTHING!
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Dan "when I fuck the yids, I start with the kids" Schneider
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>>75594237
What's wrong with that?
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>>75594244
He actually did:

Miranda Cosgrove
Jamie Lynn Spears
Amanda Bynnes
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>>75594356
>>75594237
Schneider's Bakery is where he takes cute young girls and puts a bun in their oven ;^)
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>>75594244
He's a child molester that's something he did and likely still does
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>>75587383
Which unfortunately has sprung many conspiracies as a result, i.e. it's the root of why David Icke considers Kris Kristofferson to be a reptilian.
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Dan "Ignore Her Cries While Her Innocence Dies" Schneider
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>>75594434
>>75594485
>>75594486
THESE ARE ANTI SEMITIC RUMORS STOP SPREADING THEM
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>>75594590
Why would you post a disgusting picture like this?
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>>75594647
I'm jewish theres nothing antisemetic about hating a pedophile. He didnt do it because of judaism he did it because he's a fucking monster and deserves to burn
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>>75594237

>yfw he'll never do the right thing and crawl into that damn oven
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>>75594837
HE NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG!
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>>75594943
Dude can you at least explain why you're flipping out about it though?
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>>75586046

that nick logo has to be edited in.... right?

... right?
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>>75593127
Why?
Rumors are 80% true and Dan "no se me escapan" snider has a lot of rumours saying he is a paedophile in position to use and abuse.
Why defend such evil person?
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>>75594943
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>>75594837
>He didnt do it because of judaism
>Non jews are cattle and it doesnt matter how you treat them
>He didnt molest those kids because he was Jewish and they were not
Okay, how is that cognitive dissonance?
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>>75595011
That's Dan on a proxy
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>Dan "Stop My Feet Are Sore" Schneider
>Dan "Foot Crusader" Schneider
>Dan "Foot Licking, Toe Flicking" Schneider
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>>75586229
Looks like she was crying right before the picture was taken.

Dan's obsession with underage girls is so apparent I can't believe nothing has happened to him legally or some vigilante has taken him out.
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>>75595080
What makes you think non jews are cattle what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>75595030
nope
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>>75595308
>What makes you think non jews are cattle what the fuck is wrong with you?
Goyim
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>>75595011
BECAUSE IM TIRED OF THIS SHITPOSTING IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS OKAY?
>>75595042
BECAUSE HES NOT EVIL STOP BELIEVING THESE RACIST ANYI SEMITES
>>75595071
TAKE THIS DOWN FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU FUCKING SHIT DONT DO THIS OKAY? SERIOUSLY!!!
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>>75586112
only dan would know
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>>75586078
There is no fucking way he doesnt do this on purpose
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>>75595468
>BECAUSE IM TIRED OF THIS SHITPOSTING IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS OKAY?
>Child sex rings have nothing to do with politics
Yes they do:
The book Programmed to Kill, whose cover is pictured is a very well written book about the subject of serial murder by those in power for both intimidation of people and satanic sacrifice.

http://www.isgp.nl/Belgian_X_dossiers_of_the_Dutroux_affair_v1.1.php
The above link is about a very well known case a child sex ring in Belgian that had direct ties to the CIA and certain banking families. There have also been many deaths associated with witnesses of this particular court case.

The Franklin Scandal is the American version of the Dutroux Affair which also had direct links to the CIA.

https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Document:Finders_Keepers

The Finders are also linked to both of the above court cases.
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>>75595432
Goyim means nation, with cattle being a misconception. Tons of shit in the Talmud which is worse though, i.e. Soferim 15 which says all gentiles must be killed.
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>>75586008
>>75585975
Wtf is with the foot fetish thing? Feet aren't even that good.
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>>75595818
Sometimes feet can be cute
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>>75595468
I've figured you. You just enjoy this shit and incite to get more and more. Either that or you are Dan Schneider himself.
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>>75595907
Yeah now I'm convinced you're Dan.
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Mark my words, in 10-20 years from now, one of the girls will eventually say something. Just like the fucking bill cosby incident, maybe to get money or something?
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>>75595468
When loosing an argument just scream
RACISM, ANTISEMITISM
And now you won the argument , fuck it ill never post in this board againg you defeated my argument of "rumours are usually 80% true "
Which by just Google it you could find the research

For me Dan is white trash, I could not care less about his Jewish origin
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>>75595948
I'm not
>>75595975
Foot fetishes are the most common fetish in the world, in fact they can't even be considered a fetish because they're so common. And besides there's no evidence Dan Schneider has a foot fetish
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>>75593308
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>>75592008
His reputation is fucked already. Do you ever google yourself, Dan? Your little secrets haven't been secret for years.
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>>75595701
Have you read the Talmud ?

http://www.talmudunmasked.com/chapter15.htm

explain this and I will change my mind
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>>75596354
No it's not but you guys are trying hard to ruin it
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>>75594196
It's all for dan "fuck birth control, she's just opened her hole" schneider's entertainment really
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>>75594837

#notalljews
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>>75593963
>alma mater Harvard University

Kek, he only went one fucking semester.
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>>75596590
So what? Let's see if you can even get accepted!
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>>75595468

you are a red communist
pic related
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>>75583574
Dan "love the titties on them kiddies" Scheider
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>>75595701
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>>75596719
>>75596755
Screw all of you why do you do this? This is just cruel
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>>75583574
Why /pol/ is obsessed with this guy?
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>>75596880

this is why
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>>75595468
aaah I was wondering when you were going to turn up, DIDF.

We still have yet to confirm weather or not you are Dan "have a thing for a preteen" Schneider
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Dan "Jerk my meat with those sexy underaged feet" Schneider
Dan "Want to star in one of the main roles? better let me slide my dick in between your soles" Schneider
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>>75596151
Sure there's no real evidence Dan is actually a pedophile, but based on the stuff he's said and done, he seems pretty creepy. It's known that there's a pedophilia problem in the industry.

>>75596467
They're just bringing it to light, it's not like hes going to be ruined because of meme magic by tomorrow.

>>75596661
Universities are much harder to get into today than they were at the time, to be fair.

>>75596880
Most of the people here are just memeing for the keks.

Look, all I'm trying to say is to stop sperging out over basically nothing. If meme magic ever does work, it wouldn't go any further than the papers.
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>>75596880
Oh wow it's Dan "get her in the van" Schneider.
Was it worth it Dan? Ruining her mental health?
I'm friends with Ricky Alvarez and hear lotsss of stories
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>>75596661
Only kikes and lefties there. No thanks.
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>>75597028
I'm not
>>75597083
IM ANGRY BECAUSE THIS IS SLANDER STOP RUINING HIS NAME HE HAS A WIFE AND FRIENDS YOURE TRYING TO RUIN HIS LIFE STOP IT
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>>75595907
No, not really. I just don't get the whole fetish thing? It's really strange

Also, hi Dan. Huge fan of your work.
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>>75597174
You pop up in every thread and you say the same thing every time, why do you always bring her up are you obsessed with her?! Are you a stalker?!
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>>75583574
>being this new
Ahh summer time
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>>75597282
I'm not Dan and it's not a fetish it's just a normal body part
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>>75597261
>THIS IS SLANDER STOP RUINING HIS NAME
Are you referring to Dan "to get a spot on Nick you gotta take my dick" Schneider?
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>>75597330
Yes Dan I'm your stalker.
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Dan "Feeties are my Sweeties" Schnieder
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Dan "the harder you resist the harder I get" Schneider is living the dream
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>>75596151
Actually, liking black people is the biggest fetish :)
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>>75597261
Truth does not fear investigation.
>>75597331
OP only posted this to get people to reply with Dan "Something that rhymes with" Schneider.
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>>75597401
Don't call him that
>>75597460
Creep
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>>75597401
She have an uncomfortable smile in her face.
I wonder why ?
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>>75597401
the tip of his cock is nestled right in her arse crack
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Dan "wipe away the tear it's for your career" Schneider has ruined many young girls. Atleast in this day and age things slip out of control of pedowood kikes. They're gonna get ya dan
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>>75594837

that's like saying paki pedos in the uk are ''individual monsters'' with no religious/cultural instruction
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>>75596151
>no evidence Dan Schneider has a foot fetish
Funniest thing I've read all thread

Let's say he didn't rape anybody, you cannot deny he loves feet
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>>75597544
>Don't call him that
Dan "Don't Call Me That" Schneider

Dan "Those Braces are Scratching, Open Wider" Schneider

Dan "The Sole Man" Schneider

Dan "To Get On My Set My Dicks Gotta Get Wet" Schneider
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>>75597636
>wipe away the tear it's for your career

Kek, that's the best one I've heard today.
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>>75597397
I agree. The fact that many of the skits from his shows mirror softcore foot fetish porn is pure coincidence.
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>>75597397
It's a fetish if you think feet are cute and wanting to rub your meat all over it. Which is why I'm confused about why people have the fetish.
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>>75597634
>pic related
Dan "If You Want the Role Give Me Your Sole" Schneider
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>>75583574
He's not actually a pedo (at least a confirmed one) and he has a pretty good looking wife. People just think he's one because of the closeness he gets with the kids on his shows and plus his fucking face is just weird, which surprises people when they see how he scored his wife.
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>>75597711
There is zero proof, zero, zilch, nada! NONE!
>>75597727
Yes, don't call him that it's wrong!
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>>75583574
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Dan Schneider is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed her pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with dan barely able to force it past the knob, and her moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on dan's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
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Dan 'Tweet your feet so I can beat my meat' Schnieder
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>>75597783
It's not a fetish, do you like your wife's eyes? Well I like my wife's feet it's a body part.
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>>75597846
If anyone wants I have a huge zipped file containing the proof Dan is a pedo.
Ill make a new thread when I'm on my laptop
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that's dan "the hemen divider" Schneider
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>>75586395
Gedankenkontrolle? Mindkontrolle? Nigga
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>>75597958
There is no proof you're a liar
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Dan "Loli lovin" Schneider

>pic related, yfw you realize he named his dog "Lolly" aka "Loli"
kek
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>>75597835
The hugging of children with the biggest rapeface doesn't help his case...
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>>75598014
It stands for lollipop
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>>75598006
Sure Dan. Cya in my new thread.
Soon
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Dan "Bad Touch" Schneider

>>75598074
I bet it does ;^) Definitely no double-meaning or anything...
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>>75590221
I could go for a nice rim right now
Just not from Dan "get in the van" Schneider
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>>75597958
Noice, Straya. Will be checking for it.
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>>75597846
>NONE!

>>75585975
>>75586008
>>75586112
>>75586167
>>75586289
>>75586364

There seems to be a theme of feet in his shows
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>>75597174

woah, like what??? cmon dude give us something. some actual OC in one these threads for once. Does he go for the stars or just the extras? Tell us something
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>>75583574
How is this guy allowed to do what he does and get away with it, when it's so obvious? So fucked up lol.
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>>75598150
Only perverts think so
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>>75598044
Exactly, his face is just fucking big and menacing, plus his eye brows look mischievous.
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>>75597957
So you do beat off to toes? And that doesn't count as a fetish? K then
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>>75597815

reposting another anons oc
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>>75583574
DELETE THIS THREAD OR YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>75598006

here is your proof
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>>75597886
Now post the Hillary Clinton + Natalie Portman one.
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>>75583574

Hey if he shaved his head he could be in the next spider man movie
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We need to fund a private eye to look into his life and oust him as the child molester he is.
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>>75597957
Yeah but I don't consider jizzing on my wife's eyes very sexy
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Gif related, I found Dan's brother
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>>75598396
You're disgusting don't talk that way
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>>75598233
Well ariana was a star, basically to get a singing part written into the show and connect her with music execs her mother offered ariana to Dan. And yes he likes feet.
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>>75598414
what the fuck
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>>75598289
No. YOU'LL be sorry.
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>>75585975
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
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>this is "kids" television
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>>75598112
Link when you make it?
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>>75596380
I don't really know what you're asking me; this is a site that seems to further just prove my point that the Talmud is crammed full of loathing towards non-Jews that cannot simply be explained away with >muh context, as rabbis are wont to do when confronted with such verses.
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>>75583574
You have 10 minutes to delete this thread or I'm calling my lawyer.
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>totally normal, just a kids show
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That's Dan old enough to bleed old enough to breed Schneider.
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>>75585891
What happened to her?
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>childrens show
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>>75598414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TRBwKFfJv4
so this has to be Dan's dad, surely?
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>>75586993
10/10
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>>75598818
Raped by Dan "bigger than a coke can" Schneider
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>i watch it for the plot
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>>75598734
7 Proxies ya faggot
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PLEEEEEEASE STOP PLEASE!
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>>75584833
Her child looks just like him
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>>75598876

Gotta admit dirty dan has some good taste

>liz will never be your gf
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>>75598581
Oy vey, nothing to see here goy. Are you scared of women's sexuality? It's sex positive. It's empowerment. C'mon now, it's 2016. Quit being such a bigot.
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>>75598581
>what is feminism
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>>75599011
A thread a day helps keep Dan away
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Whatever you project on to Dan is coming from yourselves. Don't you get that?
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>>75599200
Go fuck a goat, Ahmed
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>>75599169
THIS IS 10 THREADS A DAY
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>>75598876
Slow down dude, you trying to turn me into Dan?
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>>75583860
kek
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I hacked into Dan "Shoes of in the van" Schneiders office computer and found some interesting files he had...

>Dumping
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Dan "Hymen Divider" Schneider.
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>>75599200
>if you kill your enemies, they win.
t. Le ebin weed man
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>>75586993
6000000/10
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>>75599297
STOP STOP STOP STOP!
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>>75598876

oh my
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>>75595042
>Dan "no se me escapan" schneider

Sides have successfully left orbit, well done parce
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>>75586252
Good one sven
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>>75599328
He prefers Dan "Large Hymen Collider" Schneider
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>>75599324
TAKE THIS DOWN IMMEDIATELY RIGHT NOW TAKE THIS DOWN IS SOMETHING FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU?!
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>>75587383

Schneider is a programmer
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>>75599455
I wonder why he made these edits - Can you ask him?
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>>75599573
HE DIDNT YOU DID SICK PERVERT
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>>75599273
Slavic overlord here.
>>75599329
Not the same thing. You are in fact projecting, otherwise you wouldn't be this emotional about it.
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>>75596151
Prove it faggot
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>>75599543
>Schneider is a programmer
Video related, if anyone wants proof of clear mental scaring:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg
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>>75599447
Dan "The Hymen Glider" Schneider is also acceptable
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>>75583574
Ok its been 10 minutes and this thread is still up. I tried to warn you guys to stop making fun of me, that I will call my lawyers and get this site shut down. Well no more mr nice guy, I'm calling my lawyers right now and we will start to take action against this site and you posters for slander and whatever else my lawyers can come up with.
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>>75597261
Prove it faggot
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>>75599011

Give us a good reason .
not even the Jews would defend this garbage.
Look there is even jews in this thread and they tink he his garbage.

>He is a Good man

ALL PAEDOPHILE ARE THE NICEST BASTARDS EVER until you say no, then they change

Dan "que bonita esta tu hijita" snider
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>>75597397
Prove it faggot
>>
>>75599717
>whatever else my lawyers can come up with.
Par for the kikey course.
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>just an innocent show for kids
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>>75599774
HES NOT HE HAS A WIFE LEAVE HIM ALONE
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>>75599717
Hiroshimoot pls send help we're getting threatened by

Dan "If you're over 5 feet, you're not touching my dick" Schneider himself
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>kids shows
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>>75599644
>you wouldn't be emotional about pedos unless you were one
t. Muhammed
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>>75598250
You mean like Dan "Likes to Dick Underage Chicks" Schneider
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>>75599717
Dan "No one can slander what I did with Miranda" Schneider
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"Just stick your fingers down your throat dear, yes, that's it, it looks greeeeat"
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>>75599011
That's exactly what Miranda Cosgrove said
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>>75600147
>with
>>75599644
it's just banter, don't that this board serious all the time
>>
>>75600173
He can't keep getting away with this
>>
>>75598734
Do it Beer Can

>they made fun of me on a Korean knitting board reeeeee
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Dan "Mommy don't leave me alone with that man" Schneider
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>>75595818
Fetishes are like mosquito bites. You have to go out of your way to prevent them and even then you don't notice them until your body swells up and all you can do is scratch that itch
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Why doesn't some anon just claim to be a child star who had been raped by this guy on reddit? I'm sure people would believe it. It is a way to maybe start an investigation?
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>>75600185
NO SHE DIDNT FUCK YOU!
>>
>>75599717
>triggered by a Slovakian Hula-Hooping board

Kys Dan
>>
>>75599904
Just like

48 % of paedophiles

Sauce

>>>https://www.ipce.info/booksreborn/bernard/factual.htm
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>>75599717
Bet your lawyer is a kike pedo too. Birds of a feather and all.
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>>75600173
Fuuuuuu
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>>75600486
But she did fuck Dan "fucking tykes is like riding a bike" Schneider
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>>75600469
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>>75583574
POST YOUR BEST DAN SCHNEIDER WEBMS AND VIDEOS.....IM COMPLILING A VIDEO OF ALL HIS JEWERY
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>>75600657
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>>75597261
>I'm not
Very fucking time.
Ya blew it
>>
>>75599904
She's obviously complicit, and will go to jail as well
>>
You fags have no idea who you're messing with. You'll pay, you'll all pay for making a fool of me, for turning me into a joke. My lawyers will see to it. You have no idea just who I really am and the power I have.
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Dan "Don't try to run" Schneider
Drake and josh was good though.
>>
>>75595042
>Dan "no se me escapan"
Mi negro! :)
>>
>>75600892
Finders Keepers Dan, you dont want to go to court over this stuff.
>>
>>75600486
You know who she did fuck though...?
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>>75585896
KEK!!!!!!!!
>>
>>75599681
Dan "Diddler on the Roof" Schneider strikes again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHH-XWJoaig
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>>75600892
>implying the FBI doesn't already read this shit

Eat a bowl of babydicks
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Dan "me gustan tus piesitos" Schneider
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>>75586046
that looks like a young Mia kalifah
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>>75600892
Someone make a 300 kills confirm pasta for Dan
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>>75601030
>Dan "Diddler on the Roof" Schneider
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>>75600893
Thank you for getting me into an FBI watchlist, greatest ally
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>>75600768
I said I'm not Dan stupid
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>>75601267
Prove it faggot
>>
>>75600892
We are perfectly aware of your connections to the chosen tribe, Dan "sticking my toy into every goy" Schneider
>>
>>75600892
Why can someone just not attack him? Americans have many guns right? So why can someone not shoot him in a restaurant or something like niggers usually do?
>>
>>75583574
>That's Dan "I like the baby clam" Schneider.
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>>75601442
Americans also have the death penalty and life in prison without parole. Not worth it. Plus, these threads would end and frankly, who'd want that?
>>
>>75601413

Even the tribe has standards
We can always count on they backstabbing him .
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>>75601442
Because that's illegal, nip, and /pol/ is a board of peace
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Oh why thats Dan "spread her wide, she'll be a ride" scheider
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>>75583860
Sweet jesus fuck.
>>
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>>75601701
Thank you project monarch for still having visual ques
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>>75599681
wtf, is this real.
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>>75601267
damage control
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Dan "The weak should fear the strong" Schneider
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>>75602469
Dan "the weak should touch my dong" Schneider
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>>75599111
Trips checked
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Dan "Open that pussy wider" Schneider
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmdO74y1D9k
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>>75601187

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I attended Harvard for one semester, and I’ve been involved in numerous television shows on Nickelodeon, and I have over 300 actors and actresses in my harem. I can repair computers, and I’m the top creator in children's programming. You are nothing to me but just another viewer. I will tongue you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare your anus.You’re fucking diddled, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can grope you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in kama sutra, but I have access to an entire cabinet of the massage oil, and I will use it to its full extent to pleasure your supple body, you little cutie-patootie. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will rain semen all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking cute, kiddo.
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